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#2

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I will defend this one until my dying breath.

Candy corn DOES NOT... belong on pizza.

Sharpnelboy , DrugFilledAsshole Report

Final score:

153points

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Tink the gecko 6 months ago

Why would you put it there in the first place?!

110points

#3

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers The gelatin everything trend from the 50s. Got some leftovers? Put it in jello! Fold in mayonnaise so it's slightly opaque! Just open up whatever cans you have in the house - pineapple, corn, olives, chicken - and layer them all into a mold shaped like a fish! Is there fish in here? Who knows, who cares! God is dead and only aspic remains.

Rennarjen , Snackpacks5000 Report

Final score:

133points

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Sky Render 6 months ago

Oh I love going through my mom's old cookbooks from the 60s and 70s. Gelatin molds, gelatin molds everywhere! To be fair, it was a practical way to make a "loaf" without having to resort to expensive meat as the binder. Just a mostly flavorless and very slimy way.

31points

#4

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Remember when the British colonized the entire world for spices and then created their breakfast delicacy…. beans on toast? Sincerely, an Indian.

Puzzleheaded_Pea_137 , Nik Report

Final score:

129points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Beans on toast is the absolute best meal ever objectively speaking. It is cheap, healthy, quick and easy to prepare and can have any manner of other ingredients added to it, Brown sauce, bacon, cheese, sweetcorn , SPAM! Mushrooms, onions, garlic, the possibilities are endless.

77points

#5

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Biting into a Kit Kat without separating the bars.

ChunkyPillow , OGRamRod Report

Final score:

121points

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Tink the gecko 6 months ago

Evil.

52points

WindySwede 6 months ago

Yes, nestlä is not a nice company, they are "but I'm a Nice™ company"

6points

thetoaster1083 6 months ago

I eat them on their sides or top >:D

5points

Bonesko 6 months ago

My boyfriend does this! It's just not right! I love him, but I'm worried he might be a sociopath 😬

3points

Preston Gress 6 months ago

Delicious.

1point

ZuriLovesYou 6 months ago

Punishable by death.

1point

Ace 6 months ago

The absolute best way to eat them.

9points

Stardust she/her 6 months ago

What’s wrong with that? Unless I’m sharing I don’t need to waste time and energy in separating the bars

7points

whaaaaaaaaaa 6 months ago

It's all about the texture. I have the same thing with pasta, depending on what I'm using pasta for I want a different texture because when I'm eating the food, my taste buds perceive them as tasting differently. With KitKat bars the texture is just a lot better if we split the bars which can improve consumption satisfaction. That's why also I prefer thinner chocolate in general over a 1cm height chocolate bar. You would say that doesn't improve the taste itself but actually considering texture actually does make you feel it tastes better, I think we could say that yes, it does change the taste

3points

Katherine Haughton 6 months ago

i do this to annoy my friends :)

6points

InfamousBerry34 6 months ago

Same! I used to get annoyed but now I do it on purpose There is always the one friend who cheers me on though lol

2points

Sebastián Rodríguez 6 months ago

That's how you should eat them!

3points

Froyn Laven 6 months ago

Not putting my dirty hands on a candy for no real reason

2points

That One 6 months ago

They can be separated without even opening the wrapper.

2points

Jasmyn JAY 6 months ago

I don't have time ti break apart before someone comes asking if they can (not) have some.

2points

Meyrin 6 months ago

Yes I'm evil too 😈

2points

Hmmm hmmmm 6 months ago

I rarely eat kitkats , but I always bite straight into them

2points

KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

I don't like the way they taste now. Something has changed

1point

Insomniac 6 months ago

If I'm eating one in public I do that just to see people twitch.

1point

Pittsburgh rare 6 months ago

That's someone who doesn't want to share 🤣

1point

Becky Samuel 6 months ago

When it was in the original paper and foil packaging, then it made total sense to separate the bars before eating. The sensory experience of running your nail down the foil, cracking away the bar, then removing the foil to reveal a tasty finger of chocolate. Exquisite. Ripping open a plastic wrapper has removed everything that made a kitkat great. Now I buy the 'chunky' version, which has a better balance anyway.

1point

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 6 months ago

*breaks all the KitKats properly*

1point

Breadcrumb. 6 months ago

Do you let this kind of animal inside?

1point

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 6 months ago

The worst by far.

0points

Nitka Tsar 6 months ago

I do that, but I bite the long way… I‘m weird

0points

Yer Maw Lorna 6 months ago

Guilty - especially if it's just a 2 finger one, but I generally just eat them like a biscuit and leave it wrapped in the foil so I'm not getting melted chocolate on my fingers

0points

Sam Lin 6 months ago (edited)

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0points

Sawdust 6 months ago

"Gimme a break...gimme a break..."

0points

mysterious(all pronouns) 6 months ago

Well, maybe I don't want it melting on my fingers while I'm breaking the bars apart.

0points

The Darkest Timeline 6 months ago

This is the kind of stuff I do to p**s other people off

0points

BS Detector 6 months ago

Heathens !

0points

BannedFromABoatShow 6 months ago

I know someone who bites into them sideways. Like into the long edge. Absolute anarchy.

0points

PSimms 6 months ago

Psychopaths!

0points

Accedial 6 months ago

Blasphemy! Everybody knows you're supposed to break it first.

0points

Vampiresscrow 6 months ago

Heathen.

0points

ShyWahine 6 months ago

That's disturbing....

0points

J. Grawn 6 months ago

Not separating the bars? Witch!

0points

Sue Denham 6 months ago

Oh! Now that's just wrong!

0points

#6

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Using a donut as a hamburger bun. I've seen it. Good god, people.

NaraFox257 , cakeistasty Report

Final score:

120points

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Daniel Atkins 6 months ago

I bet the person that came up with this probably deep fries butter.

69points

ForeignPacksMoarLoot , Shubham Kumar Report

#7

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers One day I saw one of my coworkers open an Oreo, scrape the cream into the freaking garbage, and eat only the cookies. Apparently it's 'too sweet' for her. I almost called 911. A part of me died inside that day, knowing such behavior exists.

Final score:

114points

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Leslie Donsen 6 months ago

I do the same thing. C**p is too sweet.

73points

#8

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Overcooked, chewy seafood. What a waste of expensive ingredients.

Fear_The_Rabbit , Alex Favali Report

Final score:

101points

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Daniel Atkins 6 months ago

Oh that is such a crime overcooked seafood is probably the reason a lot of people don’t like it.

30points

Caffeine_and_Scotch , James Servant Report

#9

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers My ex-wife used to boil ribs so they tasted mushy. Then, she'd get offended when I took over the rib-cooking responsibilities and made them in a smoker. No one should have to eat boiled ribs.

Final score:

101points

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"Disembodied voice" 6 months ago

I don't even eat ribs and know that's wrong.

47points

Friendly-Bottle-6109 , Andrew Neel Report

#10

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I know quite a few people that enjoy iced coffee and lemonade together. Sounds like a crime against beverages to me.

Final score:

82points

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Breadcrumb. 6 months ago

Call crime stoppers. This injustice against juice and my favorite caffinated beverage needs to end.

39points

#11

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers A friend of mine used to take two Pop Tarts and a chicken patty and make a sandwich out of them. True story.

tork1234 , Sarah Deal Report

Final score:

78points

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Tink the gecko 6 months ago

These posts have me questioning people's sanity.

82points

Fistshapedlikeafish Report

#12

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Using ketchup as a base for pizza or pasta sauce.

Final score:

71points

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Breadcrumb. 6 months ago

Only acceptable if it's a free tiny package because you're to poor for sauce..

41points

#13

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Putting ranch or ketchup in soup.

anon , Navada Ra Report

Final score:

67points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago

NOPE!

26points

#14

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Microwaving ice cream...not to melt it slightly and make it easier to scoop, but rather to make full on ice cream bisque.

Sam-Gunn , kaboomboomer Report

Final score:

65points

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"Disembodied voice" 6 months ago

...why?

48points

#15

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I used to live with a roommate, and every time a bottle of sauce was about 2/3 empty, he would fill it up with water and shake it before to 'get his money's worth.' I thought it was absolutely disgusting.

Daverotti , Felicity Tai Report

Final score:

65points

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"Disembodied voice" 6 months ago

This is a crime against my country! We demand 1/3 of the roomate as recompense!

29points

#16

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers My sister eats green bell peppers filled with whipped cream. She's been doing it since she was 7 years old, and I have insisted from the very beginning that it's gross and wrong. I tried it recently just to say I have, and it's just as gross as you might imagine — like you're having salad and dessert at the same time.

StrawberryR , Lisa Fotios Report

Final score:

63points

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Jiji The Cat 6 months ago

it’s times like these that make me so glad to be allergic to capsicum (or bell peppers if you’re american)

15points

#17

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers In Buffalo, eating your wings with Ranch dressing is a offense that is punishable by exile to Cleveland.

dhork , wikipedia.org Report

Final score:

60points

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Jane No Dough 6 months ago

I refuse to buy wings that don't come with blue cheese dressing on the side. I hate Ranch!

25points

#18

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Carrying a pizza box vertically instead of flat.

mountain_lilac0022 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

57points

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Kylie 6 months ago

But it doesn't matter once it's cold.

19points

Fancy-Valuable-8998 Report

#19

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I had a friend who would make really good sushi, but they put Altoids mints in it. Not a great taste.

Final score:

56points

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Daniel Atkins 6 months ago

How can it be good with a mint in it?

32points

#20

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Not adding salt to water when making pasta.

PenTestHer , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

56points

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Jen M 6 months ago

The salt makes the pasta buoyant so it doesn't stick to the bottom of the pot.

14points

#21

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Seasoning the food. It amazes me how many people cook without properly seasoning their food.

My wife, when we first started dating, was one of these people. The first time she cooked for me it was chicken breast and it was so bad. It looked like a pale slab sitting on a plate. She has gotten much better now but there are so many people who go through life just raw dogging their own taste buds.

kakapoopoopeepeeshir , Andra Ion Report

Final score:

55points

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iseefractals 6 months ago

My wife is romanian, she grew up on Salt, pepper and parsley because that was the extent of her mothers experience with flavor. The most flavorful thing she'd eaten before i came here was Vifon instant ramen. At 25 years old, she wasn't even aware of Garlic powder being a thing. For years, every meal i cooked for her was the "best thing she ever had" simply because it included actual flavor.

32points

#22

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Overcooking fish, especially salmon.

I don't order fish at restaurants because the majority of them cook it "tourist" - the way most people expect it - and it's overcooked and dried. out.

Triabolical_ , Krisztina Papp Report

Final score:

55points

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Noproblem 6 months ago

I grew up in Seattle & never understood how someone could hate salmon. Then I moved to the east coast & had Atlantic salmon and then I was like, “Yeah, I get it now.”

9points

#23

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I had a lady order salmon with a slice of american cheese on top. I had to ask twice what she wanted because it wasn’t computing.

give-me-an-upvote , Nadin Sh Report

Final score:

51points

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Breadcrumb. 6 months ago

Gross, but I respect a lady knows what she wants. Despite popular opinions..or anyone with there sanity still intact.

34points

#24

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Miracle whip instead of mayo.

Tokasmoka420 , Erik Mclean Report

Final score:

47points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

I'm English, not seen that stuff over here. What is so miraculous about it?

25points

#25

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers My roommate puts applesauce on anything. Tacos, fish, spaghetti, steak, burgers, you name it, and he will put it into a bowl of applesauce. It's horrifying.

draxlaugh , Rachel Loughman Report

Final score:

47points

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Jane No Dough 6 months ago

Here in the States, store bought applesauce usually contains what the FDA calls an acceptable amount of arsenic. Supposedly not harmful UNLESS you're eating it all the time!

19points

Fiskehattvala , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

#26

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Unseasoned chicken.

Final score:

46points

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Tink the gecko 6 months ago

blegh

21points

#27

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I grew up with a mother who put butter and white sugar on rice. I made my rice the same way for a while because I learned by example, but now I realize it's a totally bananas thing to do. My mom is one of those people who loves sweet things, and anything that isn't already sweet can be improved by adding more sugar. Savory doesn't exist in her house at all.

Enginerdad , Pille R. Priske Report

Final score:

44points

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Carole 6 months ago (edited)

I recently learned about that and it seems to be widespread in multiple cultures/countries, specially during poorer times. Some people call this rice cereal. I tasted it and I actually really liked it, I wouldn't eat it every day but as an occasional snack it's nice.

34points

#28

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Automatically adding seasoning/salt/pepper to the dish before tasting it.

RogueViator , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

40points

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Ivona 6 months ago

It depends who's cooking. If I know the cook typically cooks with very little salt, I'll add salt from the start.

28points

#29

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers I'm a waitress so I've seen it all, and I hardly ever judge. But this one time, I took an order that started out simple: three eggs, soft scramble. Add spinach and goat cheese. Add fresh strawberries. Scrambled. In the eggs. They turned this grey brown color...and you bet the customer ate every bite.

Rhymeswithfinechina , Sasha Kim Report

Final score:

40points

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Carl Roberts 6 months ago

But this one time.....at bandcamp

36points

#30

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers "Make wine easily" tutorials that are grape juice mixed with yeast.

anon , Grape Things Report

Final score:

34points

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Breadcrumb. 6 months ago

"Don't forget the Kool-aid" says in a southern accent.

15points

#31

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers My coworker eats a ton of ketchup with pizza. Even though it’s a tomato-based sauce, it’s still shocking to see that much ketchup eaten with pizza. We’re talking a full dip before every bite.

Cyph3rXX7 , Dids . Report

Final score:

34points

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Sky Render 6 months ago

I can't really shame for dipping preferences. I tried ranch dressing on pizza once and realized it's amazing. Sometimes stuff you wouldn't expect enhances the flavor!

19points

#32

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Overcooked mushy rice.

slip1byyou123 , Markus Winkler Report

Final score:

28points

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Stardust she/her 6 months ago

I actually like soft rice, it makes for good curd rice and it makes it easier to swallow. Bisi bel bath is only good when the rice is soft in my opinion

18points

#33

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Time temperature abuse or a contamination. Make what you like, just make it safely.

joecheph , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

27points

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iseefractals 6 months ago

My mother in law, who spent 20 years as a PROFESSIONAL CHEF at a resort in Spain, will leave cooked food sitting out for 6/8/10/12 hours at time "because it needs to cool" before it can go in the fridge. In the summer. With no A/C. Absolutely foul, i refuse to eat anything that woman prepares.

13points

What_Did_You_Just_Do , Theint Treza Report

#34

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers Im gonna put my mom on blast with this one.

Whenever she makes chili mac or beef stew she adds some cheese (normal), whole Ritz crackers (still normal) and then a very large dollop of mayonnaise in it. She takes a cracker fills 1/4 of it with mayonnaise and then the rest is the chili mac or stew broth. I thought it was normal but I just didnt like the taste. I made chili mac for my husband after we got married and he thought I lost my mind when I asked him if he wanted mayonnaise on it.

Final score:

25points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago

I usually sub sour cream for mayo because I hate mayo but this is the first time I've heard of someone doing the opposite.

11points