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Nothing makes human beings happier than a nice freshly cooked meal made with love and effort (skill optional). So no wonder so many of us are putting on the aprons and rocking our inner Gordon Ramsay back at home.

And while many succeed in cooking something that ends up on their Instagram feed, others are not so fortunate. So this post is about hope and failure, failure and hope: kitchen edition, where dreams of tasty bites get shattered by the reality check of burned, overcooked, weirdly shaped and very unappetizing (in)edible artifacts.

Scroll through some of the best of the worst ones below and be sure to check out our previous cooking fails here, here and here.

#1

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

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My Crescent Rolls Came Out Looking Like Walruses That Just Can't Anymore

My Crescent Rolls Came Out Looking Like Walruses That Just Can't Anymore

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#3

Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer

Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer

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Previously, pie artist and baking and cooking pro Jessica Clark-Bojin shared a few great tips and tricks with Bored Panda to help all of us out in the kitchen and prevent massive disasters from happening. "Kitchen 'mistakes' can range from the catastrophic, 'I forgot the pot roast in the oven and now the kitchen is on fire' to the more benign, 'I accidentally put paprika in the cookies instead of cinnamon,' but in most instances, they stem from the same thing: distraction and a lack of preparation."

#4

Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I approve of the new brand of cat litter! Nice and smooth between my furry toes!"

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#5

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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#6

My Bff Just Melted Her Favorite Pot. I Didn’t Even Know That Was Possible

My Bff Just Melted Her Favorite Pot. I Didn’t Even Know That Was Possible

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Desiree McKinnon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that once myself... once. Had water and potatoes in a favorite pot. Left it on boiling so long, all the water evaporated. I noticed when I smelled something strange. The potatoes were burned to the inside and the metal was melted just like in this pic. I think it's the soldering between the pot and the bottom piece they put on the pot for better cooking.

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Jessica pointed out that anyone who wants to improve in the kitchen should start by taking some time to think about and picture in their mind all the steps before diving in and starting to bake or cook. That way, you can avoid slip-ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame. "Make sure you have all the ingredients you need before you start baking. Work 'mis-en-place' and have all the bowls, spoons, tools, etc. cleaned and out on the counter ready for you. Measure out dry ingredients in advance, and (if called for) portion out wet ingredients to chill in the fridge. Clean up pots and pans while your mixture bakes," Jessica shared.

#7

My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

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Hannah Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh, nothing like the fresh aroma of percolating dog biscuits first thing in the morning

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#8

You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?

You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?

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#9

New Style Ribs. Introducing: Hell Done

New Style Ribs. Introducing: Hell Done

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#12

My Sister Tried Making Popcorn At Work Today... Didn't Go Very Well

My Sister Tried Making Popcorn At Work Today... Didn't Go Very Well

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#14

So We Had Pizza And Tears For Dinner. So Much For That Shepherd's Pie

So We Had Pizza And Tears For Dinner. So Much For That Shepherd's Pie

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#15

See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles

See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles

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#18

My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of An Addiction

My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of An Addiction

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#19

Yes, This Was Freshly Made Hot Sauce

Yes, This Was Freshly Made Hot Sauce

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#20

My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

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#21

Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

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#22

My Dumbest Injury, I Was Flipping A Steak In A Curved Pan, Like Flat Bottom Wok, And All The Butter Splashed Out

My Dumbest Injury, I Was Flipping A Steak In A Curved Pan, Like Flat Bottom Wok, And All The Butter Splashed Out

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#23

Failed Baked Bread, May I Ask If I Underbaked It, Over Fermented It, Or Had Too Much Yeast? I Ate 3 Of Them In Anger

Failed Baked Bread, May I Ask If I Underbaked It, Over Fermented It, Or Had Too Much Yeast? I Ate 3 Of Them In Anger

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#26

Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheeze Its

Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheeze Its

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#27

I Was Very Excited To Try To Make French Omelette This Morning. It Was Going Well Until It Quickly Went From Omelette Au Fromage To Omelette Au Floormage

I Was Very Excited To Try To Make French Omelette This Morning. It Was Going Well Until It Quickly Went From Omelette Au Fromage To Omelette Au Floormage

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell the truth. You tried to flip it, didn’t you? Come on, you can tell me. You tried to flip it like some kind of professional chef, and totally f****d up. Am I right?

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#28

What's The Worst Thing To Find After You Took The Last Batch Of Cookies Out? The Real Cinnamon

What's The Worst Thing To Find After You Took The Last Batch Of Cookies Out? The Real Cinnamon

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Ritchat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of person doesn't taste the cookie dough before baking? And like... every few minutes while cutting out the cookies? And won't snatch a freshly baked cookie from the first tray?

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#29

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

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#30

We Had 6 Eggs Left. I Thought I Would Scramble Them For Breakfast. The 6th One I Cracked In The Bowl Was Completely Rotten

We Had 6 Eggs Left. I Thought I Would Scramble Them For Breakfast. The 6th One I Cracked In The Bowl Was Completely Rotten

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#32

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess... And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess... And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

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#33

Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More

Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More

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#34

Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes

Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren't you supposed to add water or broth before you give it the four minutes of zap?

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#35

I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

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#36

My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Bringing Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Bringing Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

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#37

Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread

Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread

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#39

My Fridge Just Decided To Freeze My Eggs. Have A Nice Day

My Fridge Just Decided To Freeze My Eggs. Have A Nice Day

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#41

Craving Pizza But Convinced Myself To Get Groceries And Make A Healthy Dinner Instead. Why Do I Even Try?

Craving Pizza But Convinced Myself To Get Groceries And Make A Healthy Dinner Instead. Why Do I Even Try?

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#42

My Sister Toasted Bread With Jelly In My Brand New Toaster. She's 31

My Sister Toasted Bread With Jelly In My Brand New Toaster. She's 31

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#43

Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On

Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On

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#44

Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong

Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong

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Vic
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It rose like a vampire instead of a cake. Hope this feedback helps..

Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll tell you what's wrong! Instead of baking powder you put baking soda (been there done that)

Steph Harrison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You made a cake bowl, stick some ice cream in that bad-boy while it's still warm.

April Caron
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a Dutch baby or German pancake. Dust it with powdered sugar and enjoy!

RoseTheMad
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dutch babies and German pancakes are the same thing. They are not Dutch or German. They are in fact, a sweetened version of a Yorkshire Pudding .-. But honestly, I was reminded of a toad in the hole minus the sausage (toad in the hole is a big rectangular yorkshire pudding with sausages in the batter. it's delicious)

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jk nbt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

add strawberries & strawberry jam, put whipped cream on top, and you've got strawberry shortcake

Ange Di
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is very much a Finnish/German baked pancake. Very delicious. Not a fail at all!!

PixxelDust
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's waiting for you to get closer so it can bite your hand off like a venus flytrap on steroids

Leesa DeAndrea
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a lovely puffy pancake, also called a German pancake or a Dutch Baby. Put some butter & jelly on it & enjoy it warm.

Margaret Weaver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is thermal shock, a classic mistake of soufflé. Imagine the cake is a mass of bubbles that sloooowly inflate as the air warms up. Opening the oven door fully all at once drops the temperature by over 100°C literally instantaneously. That shrinks the warm air all at once, turning all the bubbles into a vacuum. Anywhere the crust isn't strong enough to resist that suction, the cake hollows out. In this case the suction was so strong it actually bent the bottom of the cake. It does look MARVELOUSLY fluffy, though, well done despite the outcome! Keep trying, because getting a soufflé right is SOOO rewarding. Good luck!

Vivian Orr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it’s from scratch it looks like u forgot the baking powder or soda or possibly it was outdated. Leavening agents do expire.

Katinka Min
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You maybe stirred in the eggwhite instead of folding it in? Or it's the glassware? Who bakes in a glassware??

Violet Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you bake in glass, it is a good idea to lower the recommended temp by about 15-25 degrees (Fahrenheit), as glass is an insulator and gets hotter and holds heat more than traditional light-coloured metal (such as aluminum, which is what professionals mostly use).

Spittnimage
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to yell at us not to jump, it'd make the cake fall :)

Tee Witt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a Yorkshire Pudding, that is what you made, success not failure.

Terilee Bruyere
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this once with a box mix. My son's double layer birthday cake was one giant hard-as-a-rock cookie.

Nubmaeme
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything could have gone wrong - old flour, old leavening agent, not beating the batter enough, forgotten ingredients, oven temp not set right, even opening the oven door part way through cooking to allow cold air in will collapse a cake. The list goes on.

lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would think that you did not incorporate enough baking powder or whatever "raising" powder you used.

matilda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Squeezing a slice of bread into a pan isn't called making a cake

SuperChicken
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does not look bad. Just add some fresh (or macerated) fruits; sprinkle some powdered sugar, enjoy!

Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks fake... looks like someone moved it from a 9x13 to an 8x8 after it was cooked

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#45

This Medium Rare Sour Bread My Mom Made

This Medium Rare Sour Bread My Mom Made

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i always tried to do something simlar with my muffins.. molten chocolate in the inside. it never worked out that well. what is her secret?

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#46

I Forgot That My Sister Baked Salmon And It Looked Like A Scorching Salmon, So I Just Took A Picture Of It, So It's A Memorial Service

I Forgot That My Sister Baked Salmon And It Looked Like A Scorching Salmon, So I Just Took A Picture Of It, So It's A Memorial Service

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#49

Tomato Soup - It's On The Ceiling, Too

Tomato Soup - It's On The Ceiling, Too

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#50

The Cake I Spent 1 Hour To Make. At Least I'm Sure It's Not Too Dry

The Cake I Spent 1 Hour To Make. At Least I'm Sure It's Not Too Dry

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BigOrangeTractor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For anyone that doesn't know, you can check a cake is cooked by pushing a metal skewer (or thin bladed knife, but a skewer obviously does less damage) into the middle. It should come out basically clean/lightly oiled - if it has cake mix on it you're not there yet. Make sure your oven's really well pre-heated, too...

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#51

Call Me The Bread Weaner. I Mean, Winner

Call Me The Bread Weaner. I Mean, Winner

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Al Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks nicely cooked otherwise. You may be missing your calling to set up an adult bakery!

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#52

He Fell Off The Tray In The Oven, But He Still Smiling

He Fell Off The Tray In The Oven, But He Still Smiling

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#53

These Pretzels Taste Worse Than They Look

These Pretzels Taste Worse Than They Look

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#54

After Making My Own Bone Broth, Reducing Red Wine And Slow Cooking In The Oven For 5 Hours I Finally Got To Taste Beef Bourgognion This Christmas

After Making My Own Bone Broth, Reducing Red Wine And Slow Cooking In The Oven For 5 Hours I Finally Got To Taste Beef Bourgognion This Christmas

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#55

So How Is Your Morning Going?

So How Is Your Morning Going?

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#56

Cute Christmas Profiteroles... Looking Like Dog Poops

Cute Christmas Profiteroles... Looking Like Dog Poops

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#58

Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

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#59

This Is What Happens When You Forget To Poke A Hole In Spaghetti Squash And Then Attempt To Cut It After It’s Baked. It Explodes In Your Face

This Is What Happens When You Forget To Poke A Hole In Spaghetti Squash And Then Attempt To Cut It After It’s Baked. It Explodes In Your Face

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#60

Today I Learned - Half-Cooked Eggs Can't Be Cooked Further In The Microwave

Today I Learned - Half-Cooked Eggs Can't Be Cooked Further In The Microwave

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Kira Okah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't put any type of actual egg in a microwave. Shell on, shell off, yolk, white. Unless they are mixed into something, they do tend to go boom when microwaved.

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#61

Boyfriend Cooked Fish Cakes And Sweet Potato Bites For A Perfect 11 Hours. Whole House Stinks Of Fish

Boyfriend Cooked Fish Cakes And Sweet Potato Bites For A Perfect 11 Hours. Whole House Stinks Of Fish

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#62

Buddy Sent Me This. Cast Iron Pan That Decided It Was Tired Of Their Stuff

Buddy Sent Me This. Cast Iron Pan That Decided It Was Tired Of Their Stuff

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#65

Chicken And Broccoli Smothered In Melted Rubber Lid

Chicken And Broccoli Smothered In Melted Rubber Lid

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#67

I Just Made A Cheesecake And When I Wanted To Put It In The Fridge The Bottom Fell Out Of The Mold

I Just Made A Cheesecake And When I Wanted To Put It In The Fridge The Bottom Fell Out Of The Mold

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#69

I’ve Been Cooking For A Decade, But You’d Never Know It

I’ve Been Cooking For A Decade, But You’d Never Know It

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my bf is a chef. he once made coal out of sausages and bacon in our gas grill :D he looked so defeated :D

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#70

Forgot I Was Proofing Bread Dough In The Oven And Then Set The Oven To Preheat

Forgot I Was Proofing Bread Dough In The Oven And Then Set The Oven To Preheat

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Audrey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done that. Thankfully the bowl was metal... but I had covered the dough with a loose piece of plastic wrap.

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#71

A Hot, Fresh Lasagna In My Favorite Dish

A Hot, Fresh Lasagna In My Favorite Dish

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would just go sit in the corner and have myself a little cry.

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#73

I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold

I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold

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StephVA
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always pour the stock in a clear measuring cup FIRST for this very reason

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#74

My Knife Broke When I Tried To Cut The Watermelon I Just Bought, Just To Find Out That It Went Bad

My Knife Broke When I Tried To Cut The Watermelon I Just Bought, Just To Find Out That It Went Bad

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#75

Tried Cooking Dinner For The First Time After Weeks Of Takeout

Tried Cooking Dinner For The First Time After Weeks Of Takeout

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Skull in Sky
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is mostly because the lid is not the size of the pan. It got overheated and the glass was not made for that kind of temperatures. I'd suggest not using glass lids for frying at all.

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#76

When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast

When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a friend who just could not cook. She tried to make a turkey at Thanksgiving when she was first married. She prepped it and put it in the oven, then went to greet her guests, who were bringing the other side dishes and all. Like a Thanksgiving pot luck. Several hours went by, and it was finally time to eat. Guests had been wondering why there was no smell of turkey baking, but were too polite to ask. My friend went to get the turkey out of the oven. That’s when she discovered she had put it in the oven but not turned the oven ON! Needless to say, it’s a mercy it was a pot luck. They had a side dish Thanksgiving that year, and her husband has cooked the turkey every Thanksgiving since. Luckily he’s good at it.

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#77

My Mom Broke Our Oven Cooking Chicken

My Mom Broke Our Oven Cooking Chicken

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#80

I Wasn't Trying To Make A Glossy Iron Plate. I Tried To Make A Panque

I Wasn't Trying To Make A Glossy Iron Plate. I Tried To Make A Panque

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#81

Taking My Food To Bed Was A Bad Idea

Taking My Food To Bed Was A Bad Idea

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Francis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 things my grandpa told me: never eat where you sleep and never sh*t where you eat (last one is a mathaphor for love at work)

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#82

My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning

My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning

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#83

Got Over-Confident With My Cooking And Tried To Make Cookies

Got Over-Confident With My Cooking And Tried To Make Cookies

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#84

Recipe: Place Pizza Rolls And French Fries In The Oven. Then Promptly Take A 3 Hour Nap

Recipe: Place Pizza Rolls And French Fries In The Oven. Then Promptly Take A 3 Hour Nap

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Done that with eggs boiling. Sat down to read for the 20 or so minutes they needed, fell asleep for about an hour or so, woke up to a loud popping noise. Did you know eggs can explode if you let the water boil away?

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#85

Dinner Is Served (Yes, I Almost Burnt Down My House)

Dinner Is Served (Yes, I Almost Burnt Down My House)

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#87

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

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#89

Turned On The Wrong Burner And Cooked My Cell Phone, Case Looks Cool But The Camera Is Toast

Turned On The Wrong Burner And Cooked My Cell Phone, Case Looks Cool But The Camera Is Toast

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#90

I Cooked Pasta After A Long Week, Attempted To Pour Some Oregano, And Part Of The Shaker Decided To Get Stuck In There

I Cooked Pasta After A Long Week, Attempted To Pour Some Oregano, And Part Of The Shaker Decided To Get Stuck In There

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Philly Bob Squires
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did this with worcestershire... opened the cap and proceeded to shake about 5 oz of sauce into my food as the shaker cap came off with the lid.

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#92

I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie

I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie

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#93

Shout Out To The Baker Missing Their Nail. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

Shout Out To The Baker Missing Their Nail. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

It’s garlic and rosemary sourdough.

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BananaStrings
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s disgusting. Agreed. But what’s really gross is how nasty that fingernail looks. How can anyone with nails like that be around food prep?

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#94

The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours

The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sure you don’t actually mean the LAST dinner your husband will ever cook?

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#95

My Younger Brother, Who Moves Out In 2 Weeks, Tried To Make A Pizza

My Younger Brother, Who Moves Out In 2 Weeks, Tried To Make A Pizza

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My Mom Burnt Some Pasta And Now There Are These Marks Stuck To The Bottom

My Mom Burnt Some Pasta And Now There Are These Marks Stuck To The Bottom

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#97

No Caramel For My Ice Cream I Guess

No Caramel For My Ice Cream I Guess

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#98

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookies

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#99

Forgot About My Dehydrated Lemons In The Oven And Proceeded To Preheat It For Some Chicken Tenders. Was Left With This

Forgot About My Dehydrated Lemons In The Oven And Proceeded To Preheat It For Some Chicken Tenders. Was Left With This

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#100

Homemade Pizza For Dinner

Homemade Pizza For Dinner

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#101

Fell Asleep With The Pizza In The Oven

Fell Asleep With The Pizza In The Oven

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#102

$50 Tri Tip From Seaside Market. I Forgot About It On The Grill... For Two Hours

$50 Tri Tip From Seaside Market. I Forgot About It On The Grill... For Two Hours

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A B C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the f**k can one FORGET ABOUT A FIFTY DOLLAR STEAK ON THE GRILL for a solid 2 hours?

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#103

Broke A $300 Pasta Machine By Accidentally Dropping A Spoon Inside

Broke A $300 Pasta Machine By Accidentally Dropping A Spoon Inside

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And your SO said “THIS is why we can’t have nice things”!

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#104

A While Back, I Shared My Pitiful Attempt At Frozen Pizza. Today, I Present To You, My Friend's Pitiful Attempt At A Corn Dog

A While Back, I Shared My Pitiful Attempt At Frozen Pizza. Today, I Present To You, My Friend's Pitiful Attempt At A Corn Dog

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#105

Hmm, I Don't Remember Keeping Marshmallow Fluff In My Oven

Hmm, I Don't Remember Keeping Marshmallow Fluff In My Oven

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know a lot of people store things in the oven (i don't). but why do you turn it on before you get everything out of there? i mean even if you don't have plastic in there.. it's a pain in the *ss to get everything out there AFTER you turned the oven on..

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#106

Thinking About Burritos All Day. Come Home From Work And Microwave My Last One. Completely Hollow

Thinking About Burritos All Day. Come Home From Work And Microwave My Last One. Completely Hollow

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#107

My Pepper Shaker Broke Mid-Shake

My Pepper Shaker Broke Mid-Shake

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a shame. That chicken and rice—-chicken a la king, maybe?—-looked really tasty.

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#108

Guess Which One I Accidentally Put On My Yogurt This Morning

Guess Which One I Accidentally Put On My Yogurt This Morning

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#109

Today On Cooking Catastrophes

Today On Cooking Catastrophes

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Gotta make sure of how high a temperature the container can stand.

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#110

After A Busy Day Running Around With Kids Back To School And A Million Other Things To Arrange, Having No Breakfast And Barely Any Lunch, I Was Cooking Dinner And It Needed A Touch Of Salt

After A Busy Day Running Around With Kids Back To School And A Million Other Things To Arrange, Having No Breakfast And Barely Any Lunch, I Was Cooking Dinner And It Needed A Touch Of Salt

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Niece Is Trying Her Hand At Baking For The First Time. She Forgot To Add 2 Cups Of Flour To Her Chocolate Chip Cookies. This Was The Result

Niece Is Trying Her Hand At Baking For The First Time. She Forgot To Add 2 Cups Of Flour To Her Chocolate Chip Cookies. This Was The Result

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#112

Thought I'd Make Some Pasta With The Last Of My Homemade Tomato Sauce From My Garden Last Summer. Guess I'd Better Think Again

Thought I'd Make Some Pasta With The Last Of My Homemade Tomato Sauce From My Garden Last Summer. Guess I'd Better Think Again

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John Baker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF? In over fifty years, I've never had a tempered glass lid shatter, but I've seen at least four of them in this post.

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#113

Preheated My Broiler To Make A Delicious Tomato Sausage Gnocchi. Totally Forgot That I Had Bread Dough Rising In The Oven

Preheated My Broiler To Make A Delicious Tomato Sausage Gnocchi. Totally Forgot That I Had Bread Dough Rising In The Oven

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#114

My Left Airpod Fell In The Oven And I Didn’t Notice Until Well Baked 20 Minutes Afterwards

My Left Airpod Fell In The Oven And I Didn’t Notice Until Well Baked 20 Minutes Afterwards

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#115

Decided I Wanted A Midnight Snack And Fell Asleep. Cooked At 415 For 10 Hours

Decided I Wanted A Midnight Snack And Fell Asleep. Cooked At 415 For 10 Hours

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people fall asleep while cooking??? What's wrong with you? Set a timer, keep standing next to your oven...whatever. Just don't lay down when you are hungry and tired. This could kill you and a few others.

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#116

8-Year-Old Remembered To Take The Foil Flavor Packet Out! She Forgot To Add Water

8-Year-Old Remembered To Take The Foil Flavor Packet Out! She Forgot To Add Water

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#117

I Do Consider Cooking An Art Form

I Do Consider Cooking An Art Form

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BlackestDawn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with this? I find it hard to buy for and cook only a single portion at a time. While I usually keep it in the fridge for the next day I sometimes make a big batch and portion freeze it.

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#118

Sweet Potato And Yams Lightly Baked With Marshmallows

Sweet Potato And Yams Lightly Baked With Marshmallows

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April Caron
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, but I like burnt marshmallows. They taste caramelized. Am I the only one?

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#119

My Pizza Stone Cracked After 12 Years Of Use. Devastated

My Pizza Stone Cracked After 12 Years Of Use. Devastated

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#120

I Just Wanted A Little Black Pepper On My Pizza. Stupid Plastic Grinder Top Malfunction

I Just Wanted A Little Black Pepper On My Pizza. Stupid Plastic Grinder Top Malfunction

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make like Taylor and just shake it off. No sense wasting pizza.

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