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"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name

ettowa , mohamad taheri Report

Final score:

450points

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Brian J 3 years ago

I won't even make a joke because I'm sure you've heard them all

215points

captainmagictrousers , Rodrigo Pereira Report

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo

Final score:

430points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

is dad James Olivier? he would approve

52points

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol

katabatic21 , Keren Fedida Report

Final score:

419points

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KamiKhan 3 years ago

Becca will probably grow up to be a villain with a dark background story.

138points

ugly_crier420 , Henrique Malaguti Report

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid

Final score:

315points

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Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

With a name like Sunny Day, you're doomed to be the emo kid.

76points

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.

Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??

Awesomesause88 , Juan Encalada Report

Final score:

299points

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KamiKhan 3 years ago

She could join X-Men though!

139points

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.

NotEvenJohn , Anita Jankovic Report

Final score:

284points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Is that even legal? If so, poor kid.

159points

Anonymouspapayaz , Marisa Howenstine Report

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Tequila. Sibling was Margarita

Final score:

279points

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Christina Wood 3 years ago

That's child abuse

146points

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".

TumblrIsTheBest Report

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259points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

That kid must be like "I don't thank God for giving me this name"

82points

peachxstile , jamieoliver's profile picture jamieoliver Report

#10

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:

poppy honey rosie

petal blossom rainbow

buddy bear maurice

daisy boo pamela

river rocket blue dallas someone call childline

Final score:

254points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

It sounds like a kid named their kids.

165points

#11

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name

Open-Zebra , Code Ninja Report

Final score:

245points

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Alicia Butterfield 3 years ago

Some amazing names in Nigeria and they totally make them work and sound cool. Just think of the ex-President, Goodluck Jonathan..

95points

estoniansweetener , Janko Ferlič Report

#12

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child

Final score:

241points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Yeah right she is shy! How can't she see what they did to their poor child oh my God!

60points

modsherearebattyboys Report

#13

North West

Final score:

232points

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Truth Monster 3 years ago

I'm waiting for her to put out a perfume called "North" just to hear the commercial, "North by Northwest"

151points

#14

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Peter File

ViridianKumquat , Annie Spratt Report

Final score:

231points

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Friday 3 years ago

Nooooo!!!!

81points

larrymoencurly , Marina Abrosimova Report

#15

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.

But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.

Final score:

217points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

I like the name Anna Banana. I think its cute

128points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

I don't know about that...

48points

Matheus Oliveira 3 years ago

There was a nursery rhyme with this name where I grew up!

2points

Le Box of Shame 3 years ago

People used to call me that and I hated it.

1point

SemelinaPitrone 3 years ago

What about... John's banana

1point

Christina Schulte 3 years ago

I agree

1point

~Canapé Kitten~ 3 years ago

But for kittens sake not for the legal name of a real person... (cute nickname though)

0points

elfin 3 years ago

It also gives her an ordinary first name and a fun middle name, so she has a choice.

0points

MiniMaus 3 years ago

My name is Hanna, and I've Hanna Banana and Hanna Montana for years !!! After the movie came out, I was Hanna and her Sisters.

0points

names and books 3 years ago

not for a person....

0points

Brian J 3 years ago

Richard Johnson is redundant

6points

Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

Richard Johnson... Aren't both of those words nicknames for, uh, the male organ?

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Ummm, why did he choose to change his name to Richard Johnson, especially since Richard can be shortened to D**k and Johnson is another terminology for d**k as well lol.

6points

Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

one d**k cancels out the other?

4points

Eslamala 3 years ago

I was thinking the same thing!!

2points

Aaricia 3 years ago

Probably from a country where this b*llshit rule of Richard and Johnson meaning d**k does not apply and where D**k is an everyday name.

1point

Martin Kaine 3 years ago

.....wait......Pridges Pancakes changed his name to Richard Johnson? I don't know if that's an improvement. Especially if he goes by "D**k."

5points

Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

Another Olympic skier, Picabo (pronounced "Peekaboo") Street was named by an older sibling.

5points

KC Lancaster 3 years ago

And she sponsored a child's intensive care unit, yes the "Peekaboo ICU"

7points

Id row 3 years ago

Wait, he changed it to D**k Johnson? Talk about going from the frying pan into the fire.

2points

El Dee 3 years ago

Wait, 'Richard Johnson' isn't much better, is it?

2points

lorrie rothstein 3 years ago

Anna banana plays the piano. Anna banana split

2points

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

Now I want icecream.

0points

Piper McLean 3 years ago

Anna banana sounds cute

2points

Georgie Dale 3 years ago

Pikabo Street

1point

Lorraine R 3 years ago

Anna Anna bo-banna fee fi fo fanna . . . .

1point

Audrey Octon 3 years ago

I love you omg :'D

0points

Paradise 3 years ago

D**k Johnson, a double sword there. Not good, either. Peter would have been bad, too.

1point

DancingPig 3 years ago

I LOVE the name Anna Banana 😄

1point

Anna roberts 3 years ago

Perfect name for a stripper or excotic dancer

1point

Amy Sadler 3 years ago

I went to school with sadie bunch..

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 3 years ago

My grandson called his new baby sister Brianna Banana..he was 6

0points

Tracy Wolfe 3 years ago

👍🏼

0points

backatya 3 years ago

wow

0points

KMill 3 years ago

Reminds me of the Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-a-boo)

0points

LMS 3 years ago

Reminds me of the Princess Consuelo Banana -hammock episode

0points

TheReader19 3 years ago

Just stupidity now

0points

Luna Rose 3 years ago

Since you mentioned Olympics why didn't you mention F***y Chmelar. Why didn't anyone mention her

0points

Jeff Christensen 3 years ago

The first President of Zimbabwe was Canaan Banana.

0points

#16

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there

LilPeaHen , Hunter Johnson Report

Final score:

215points

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Ian Milne 3 years ago

D*ck Rash? He’ll need some cream for that

158points

#17

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Baby

Just a Baby.

Williukea , saiid bel Report

Final score:

208points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Don't put Baby in the corner.

132points

#18

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school

tboner1969 , Ratiu Bia Report

Final score:

203points

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I want cake 3 years ago

That's something you'd suggest as a joke, but following through is just cruel.

87points

#19

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that

SadGirlPancake , Warner Bros Report

Final score:

201points

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Princess Toadstool 3 years ago

Children aren’t billboards for your fando,s

126points

#20

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Abcde (pronounce ab-city)

CauldronOfCum , Phil Goodwin Report

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197points

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Marianne 3 years ago

That was the poor girl who caused an incident at an airport, because the employees could not believe this was her actual name. They laughed at the name and the mother shamed them for laughing at her poor child, when in truth in was her fault for giving her child a ridiculous name like that.

72points

Armchairengineer1960 , Sharon McCutcheon Report

#21

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered Blanket

Final score:

196points

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Shazz Winchester 3 years ago

Jackson?

54points

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#32

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I know someone who named their kid Khaleesi, yikes.

promofaux , Janko Ferlič Report

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39points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

People need to stop naming their kids after tv show characters at least until the shows finishes🙄🙄🙄

14points

Saaltychocolate , Garrett Jackson Report

#33

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I read a post a few months back asking if Huckleberry was a good name for her son

Final score:

38points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

Here's your answer: No it isn't.

31points

#34

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I have a friend named Johnson. That’s no big deal, but his last name is Smalls.

hotdogfluster , Gabriel Tovar Report

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38points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Oh boy

13points

#35

I've seen a few little boys named Riot. That name seems pretty bad to me

Zoe346 Report

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38points

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I want cake 3 years ago

My brother met a girl called Scandal. As expected, she wasn't on the best terms with her parents.

24points

#36

“Miracle”. I work in a PICU and kids named this never seem to have a good outcome

geriatric_gymnast Report

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36points

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Eliška Hůlková 3 years ago

That's quite sad.

20points

#37

i know a woman named "Sweet Kisses"

nuestl Report

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36points

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Steve 3 years ago

Great name if she has 4 legs and a tail

16points

#38

Soup, apparently

Strythe_Horde Report

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32points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

What kind of soup though🙄

18points

#39

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered I went to elementary school with a girl named Percyphanie, no bs. Kids used to clown her and call her PerSyphilis lol

tzylco , 戸山神奈 Report

Final score:

27points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

You can see that the name was a take on Persephone, the bride of Hades in Greek mythology.

70points

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Marianne 3 years ago

Here in Germany, there a rules for giving your child a name. Most importantly, the name must not be ridiculous, because that causes emotional damages. So when you go to the registry office, they can forbid you to use certain names. Those people saved a lot of children from a very bad childhood!

87points

Cupcake168 3 years ago

Sometimes I think: why are there so many regulations in my country? And than I see this and see: because.

34points

Zaza 3 years ago

Netherlands too. Our registry officers can also veto any name they deem inappropriate, or when they are certain the child will be bullied over it. Also when the initials spell out inappropriate things like wc, soa (our abbreviation of std) and whatnot

16points

Sara 3 years ago

Same in Sweden, you cannot name your kids something that might cause them to be teased, or cause them discomfort. Also there is a time limit and if the parents havent decided by then, the government gives the child a name. Because everyone deserves a name

8points

Mike Kiefer 3 years ago

Thanks, was about to write the same. We went as far as to forbid "Robin" as a girls name for a while. Luckily, that was removed but it still confuses the hell out of most people. "Your boy, Robin..." "It's a her" "What?" "Yeah, it's a her, Robin can be either" I even had to make them change the "blue" chalk writing upon her birth into "pink" (I hate gender colours, but they used them so...go figure).

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I think there are rules in most countries

6points

Karolína T. 3 years ago

Similar in Czech republic. You can use only the name from official name list or to prove that the name exists as standard in foreign language. Many parents use unusual names last time and there are children with very eccentric names, but its still human and our governement protect them from any parental brain seizure.

5points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Also in Spain. But our very common names from virgins often sound weird to foreigners: there are a lot of woman called path, pillar, snow, thanks, dove, love,... bot also pain, lonelyness, chastity, conception, etc.

4points

El Dee 3 years ago

Yes, this is a good idea. You'd think parents wouldn't have to be refused from naming their own children but some people are either cruel or very very stupid..

4points

Luiza NP 3 years ago

Same thing in Brazil

2points

Y T 3 years ago

We have that in Sweden too.

2points

pebs 3 years ago

Also in Italy.

2points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

They let "Fanta" slip by 'em, that I was told. (or maybe that's not so bad?) All I know is, do not name children after things that aren't okay by other kids. Or childhood is a nightmare!

2points

If I could I would live under water 3 years ago

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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

My test for baby names was always to put titles in front of them, like Doctor, Judge, Ambassador, Senator, President. (Yeah, very ambitious about offspring.) If the name fits and doesn’t clash with such respected titles, it went on the list. If it sounded ridiculous, it was tossed out right away.

35points

Honu 3 years ago

Same here. I've always referred to this as the "Chief Justice" test. So many people give their kid names that are cutesy as a small child, but they're only children for a small part of their lives. Then they're a 40 year old district manager named Princess.

22points

danielw 3 years ago

if I'm ever in the position to name anybody, I'm going to recall second grade, and all the terrible jokes people made about other people's names. if I can come up with a nasty little joke about it, its not gonna fly. on the other hand, the reverse is true, if people ask me for ideas. This way, they won't ever ask a second time.

5points

Corina Elia 3 years ago

I did the opposite when I was chosing a name for my doughter... I tried to figure out what nicknames the other kids could come up with and the ones with the less de harmfull ones stayed ;)

2points

Penny Fan 3 years ago

I wanted to call my daughter Daisy, but her dad said it would sound silly when she was a High Court Judge...

0points

Keryl Cryer 3 years ago

Yes, the resume test. Imagine what a name will look like on the person’s resume 30 years from now. Would an employer take that person seriously?

0points

Satirical Duchess 3 years ago

me who's dead name and preferred name neither imo really match :')

0points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

My country doesn't allow names that ridicule the person, BUT being a spanish speaking country, the amount of poorly spelled foreign names is astonishing. Sad thing is one of the worse things this country excells at is being snobbish, so if you have a name that's considered ridiculous or "low class", you're instantly discriminated against. Thankfully that's changing with newer generations, but it's still a thing. Also, there's a big difference between being original and creative, and not being able to understand your kid might be scarred for life if you choose a name that will get them bullied and ridiculed. On a side note: who TF names their kid SEX FRUIT? It's wrong on SO many levels!

23points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

We have this in Germany too. If you name your child Kevin or Chantalle, everyone will think they come from a trashy family and that they are stupid.

10points

Corina Elia 3 years ago

I agree... In Argentina we say "el Brayan" o "el yoni" when this happens

3points

Dahungryfella 3 years ago

In Belgium that is the case for people whose names end in"y" for women and "i" for men. Cindy, Mandy, Joeri... No idea why and luckily it is not that big of a thing. But it does exist. It seems like a weird thing to look down on.

1point

Truth Monster 3 years ago

I would name my kid Evil Genius. Its a good indicator that I probably shouldn't have kids.

15points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

I don't know, might work nicely with the last name "Monster" at least.

13points

J Baker 3 years ago

I can picture the teacher conversations now: "Look, he might be a Genius, but he's got two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place!"

3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

No evil genius, but my husband wanted to name our son Damien after the kid of Satan in the movie The Omen. And if we get another one Constantine, after the guy in the movie Constantine. Both are a bit on the dark side. (I wouldn't say no to the name Lucifer, buts thats forbidden here)

0points

Jennifer .S 3 years ago

This is so stupid. Children are not your dolls, they're real living people who are going to be adults one day and live whole lives just like you. I believe don't name your kid something you wouldn't want to be called yourself.

11points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago (edited)

My submissions: Moon Unit Zappa and a kid I went to school with, Richard Head. He did NOT go by the nickname "D**k."

11points

troufaki13 3 years ago

Ιs this ridiculous thing happening anywhere else besides the US? Also, why would they deliberately give their children psychological issues? I get they want to stand out but c'mon... Normalize being normal!!

10points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

In Europe this isn't allowed by law.

3points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

What goes through these people's minds when they think of a baby name?? Like, you could name your child "Noelle" but you want something unique so you'd choose "jkmno" WHY??

9points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I lived in Portugal for 6 years. Almost every girl has Maria in her name somewhere. Many names are still so ultra-Catholic. Things like Maria de Deus (Mary of God), Maria da Luz (Mary from Heaven) Conceição (Conception, FFS), Maria José for girls and José Maria for boys. Portugal, let it go, please.

8points

James016 3 years ago

Similar in Spain

6points

Corina Elia 3 years ago

The top 2 I know are a woman named Blanca, last name Pintado (white painted), she happened to marry a man with the last name Amarillo, so she was Blanca Pintado de Amarillo (white, painted yellow). The other case is about a set of twins, one named Mara and the other Dona... Can you gess what country they're from? ;)

7points

Luiza NP 3 years ago

Hahahahahah Argentina

0points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Pretty sure the question here isn't "What were the parents thinking" but instead, "Were the parents thinking?"

6points

Fish Boden 3 years ago

Some of these are pretty objectively dreadful. Peter File, Tequila and Sex Fruit for example. But some of these entries are a bit mean spirited and overly judgemental, are Mystic and Strawberry really that bad?

6points

Eslamala 3 years ago

What kind of person names their kid sex fruit, though? It disturbs me on so many levels... The rest I don't mind, though some just make me feel bad for the kids who get bullied because of their names.

3points

Martha Meyer 3 years ago

This is the reason most countries put limits of what people can name their child. No child should have to suffer a name like "Sex Fruit".

4points

Tracy Baparam 3 years ago

I used to teach Sunday School. Had a boy there named Left-tenant. A lady at work was the eleventh child, her mother named her Ma-11. Not a joke. I saw her ID. Another guy was named Doctor, he was not a doctor. I live in South Africa, so it's a daily occurrence to meet someone with a name different from the norm.

4points

Liam's mom 3 years ago

My son's pediatrician told me when he did his year for the state, a new mother named her child Dilate. English words for names is a common place in South Africa. Names like, Beauty, Welcome, Beginning etc.

1point

Notorious DBT 3 years ago

In his book, Trevor Noah talks about knowing a guy named Hitler in South Africa. The parents and the kid didn't understand who Hitler was- they just liked the name. Hannibal Burress complains that people give him a hard time about his first name but he was named BEFORE The Silence of the Lambs.

3points

Bobby 3 years ago

I had a buddy in the navy who named his daughter Anna Mae. Only problem is his last name is Shen

3points

Hannah Walters 3 years ago

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2points

Jeff Christensen 3 years ago

Some of these names only sound bad because they are in a language you understand. Benjamin and Joseph have no real meaning in English, but would you name a child "Son of the right hand" or "he adds"? The Old Testament asserts that these were the meanings of Benjamin and Joseph in the language of the time, and the names were given based on the circumstances of their births.

2points

Shelly M 3 years ago

Siouxzhannah (Susanna)

2points

Rens 3 years ago

I thought about naming my second baby girl Libelle which is the Dutch word for dragonfly. But it's also the name of a Dutch magazine.

2points

Aaricia 3 years ago

Not only a magazine... So much more, including Lord if you spell it like libel.

0points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Please laugh again at Germanys Baby name laws. I want to hear ALL about why it is good to have the freedom of naming innocent children whatever the parents pleases.

2points

Suzanne Griscom 3 years ago

I had a student (of immigrant parents) named Tes Tekkle. Say it aloud.

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

While shopping one day, I overheard a woman calling to her three children: Destiny, Karma, and Fate.

2points

Winx 3 years ago

I'm guessing first kid planned, second kid conceived while drunk, third kid an accident LOL

2points

athornedrose 3 years ago

i knew a girl named "Nazmoki" who was the daughter of an immigrant to the US. She was alone in the hospital when she had her baby, and still feeling the effects of the epidural. they asked her for a name while she was out of it and she read the "no smoking" sign with a thick accent.

2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

I had a patient once who was an African lady and she married an Irishman. Her name was Baby Fiddler. Thank goodness o saw the band before I saw the patient because it took me about ten minutes to stop laughing.

2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

*I saw the name

0points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

I once met a Spanish lady named Candida.

1point

Angie S 3 years ago

Saw someone named, Shi-Thead...

1point

W. 5 3 years ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed to name pets, leave alone kids!

1point

Sugar Cargill 3 years ago

I have always had a lot of cats. I usually name favorite human names like Nicholas and Louie and Johanna. I would never name a cat something more odd than Bandit.

1point

b o o p 3 years ago

i know someone who was named Love Li. her brother's name was Happy Li. they were quite lovely people, to be honest (pun intended)

1point

Elak Swindell 3 years ago

I have a 14 page list I'm always adding to of stupid names kids are given, as well as a funny first and last name combinations. Like "Harry Beavers", "Harry Aenus", "River Moats", "Bear Trapp", "Brick Price", "Rusty Hamner", "One Winter", "Ona Bible", "Georgia Eagle", "Fern Forest", "Rowdy Negro" (white guy, real name), "Peter Gozinya", "Dusty Rhodes", "Little Saulsberry", "Pringle Peeples", etc. Parents can be so cruel, but at the same time, it's the kid's fault for not changing their name later in life.

1point

Richard Samul 3 years ago

Knew a guy who named his daughter Crystal Meredith. I later found out he was addicted to meth, and wanted to name his kid after his favorite thing in the world.

1point

Kusotare 3 years ago

I know a person whose name includes a number. I'm not going to name her, but imagine if your parents named you Ja5eson (and pronounced it "Ja-five-eh-son"). That's not her name, but it's about the same thing. She had a brother named Kyle, which was spelled normally, but I think should have been spelled "Xle".

1point

JkNuss 3 years ago

Went to church youth group with sisters named Carmen and Crystal Diggs Graves .... their moms name was Diggs ... parents thought it would be funny to give it to the girls as their middle name!!

1point

Alida van Veen 3 years ago

I worked with two sisters who were named Jeruzalem and Bethlehem... We called them Jerry and Beth though! And I know a kid whose name is Storm, and got diagnosed with ADHD...

1point

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Belén (bethlehem) is very common in Spain.

1point

Samantha Cole 3 years ago

We named our son Charles Xavier. My husband wanted Charles after his best friend and we couldn’t think of any other middle name that fit.

1point

Mark Howell 3 years ago

I have a friend who's parents surnaame was Puller and named him Richard (D*ck for short).

1point

Anand Subaya 3 years ago

Indian names A**l... pronounced un-al.. Fortunate Fernandes.. tough child birth... Afaq... pronounced a-faak Achyut... if u know what a "chuth " is Viral.. pronounced vee-

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सूफ़ीया ज़मीर 3 years ago

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tomruns12 3 years ago

I've know some people with strange names. Rainbow - Parents were hippies. Tuesday - parents allowed their 3 year old to name her. Barbie- not that strange of a name except it was a boy. Chlamydia - Spelled differently but pronounced the same.

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Dodo 3 years ago

Tuesday is an awesome name

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Axolotl King 3 years ago

One of my dads cousins just has a baby and they named the baby "Fields" Not even kidding, Fields. I think all of her kids names are from the bible or something? one is Psalm (i think thats how its spelled) One is Harvest, and the other one i dont remember.

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Not A Panda 3 years ago

I do hope that's not a girl though. She's going to get so bullied :(

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BonnyDK 3 years ago

Toy. Had a boy student named Toy.

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Michelle C 3 years ago

Working for a non-profit that works with children I saw my fair share: 1. SHMILY - So Help Me I Love You 2. Latrina 3. Moms name was Xerox and she named her son Canon 4. Shithead pronounced Sha-Theed 5. Twins - Mercedes & Lexus

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Not A Panda 3 years ago

Mercedes is a very normal girl's name.

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Robert Baldwin 3 years ago

Went to school with a "Rainbow Summersky"... parents may have been hippies (this was the 1980s). Also went to school with a girl named Ta-Tanasha, which sounds awesome in some ways, but she got called "Ta-Tas" a lot

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PatriciaB 3 years ago

I went to school with a Holly Berry, and worked with a Mike Hunt. Also worked with a company that had a call centre in the Philippines, a lot used different names instead because their real names were things like bubbles, Princess etc. My family still make fun of my cousin's son's name, when he said it was TJ we all asked what it stood for, nope his name is TeeJay.

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JP 3 years ago

Went to college with a guy named Q. Just Q. No other letters. No middle name. Just Q. Said his parents are/were hippies. He hated it.

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Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago (edited)

Somebody (possibly Kim K.) talked Kanye out of re-naming himself Christian Billionaire Genius. Here in the U.S., you can name your kid anything, and I'm honestly good with that. I definitely feel sorry for some kids, but at least you can change it or try to get a good nickname.

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Niffler_13 3 years ago

My grandmother was friends with a woman whose name was Lotta Hoggs.

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Cori 3 years ago (edited)

I loved the name Liam before it became annoyingly popular (thanks Mr. Hemsworth). I still named my oldest Liam even though it makes me look like I'm trying to be trendy. My favorite boy name was actually Ira, but my husband vetoed it. By the time I was pregnant with our second, my husband was over being married and officially didn't care what I named the kid, so I got my Ira after all.

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Mir Adwari 3 years ago

I like both Liam and Ira as well. Nice choices.

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Patti Vance 3 years ago

i worked in a division of family law/family support in which we got birth certificates for children of clients. two i remember were 'remember remember' and 'reason reason'. not twins, either.

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More Thinking Needed 3 years ago

George Costanza had it right: Seven.

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Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

The best i heard was while working in landscaping I hear a mother yell "Sierra Mist get in the car now." This was after the soda existed. I'm suprised Frank Zappa's Children did not make the list Ahmet, Dwizzle, Moon Unit. And Diva Muffin.

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Shelly M 3 years ago

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Cynthia Bonville 3 years ago

Kids named Karen, Katrina and Kim (KKK anyone, alliteration is fine but not with that letter three times). Crystal Dawn and her sister Sherry. Stormi and her daughter Raven (before the show). Thaddeus (yes he was as tiresome as his name). Peaches (classmate of mine).

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Dragon Whisperer 3 years ago

Met someone who named their children Shooter and Trigger (no BS)

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Steve 3 years ago

Worry if the next one they name is "Target"

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James016 3 years ago

My son's name was a last minute thing. We first chose Harry after my grandfather but hearing it all the time killed it for us. One evening my wife suggested the name we gave him as we both love it and we were not hearing it out and about. Soon as he was born all we heard was his name everywhere and it is now in the top 5 names in the UK

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kjorn 3 years ago

i knew a james... no wait.. it's Jaymz!

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kjorn 3 years ago

parents are f*****g morons and their kids would hate them for that!

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Sjeezz 3 years ago

Know a couple who named their twin boys "Neil" & "Young". I have really no idea where this could come from... ;-)

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I wanted to market a version of the I ❤ NY t-shirt as I love Neil Young, but there's no way I'd get the rights.

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Jo Firth 3 years ago

Can we just take a moment here to say how gorgeous all these kids are?

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Jerome Kavanaugh 2 years ago

Three girls, last one a surprise... Candy.... Sugar... and Nova. Last name Caine

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Yep. Yep. Yep. 3 years ago (edited)

I know a Strawberry Rain. She's only seven and prefers to go by the name Sarah. It was the daughter of a woman I worked with and she always wanted a girl to name Strawberry Rain. I also knew a woman who named her daughter Jersey Belle and while I'm normally like "that's a nice name" I couldn't even excuse myself before laughing. I felt so bad but all I could think was that's a good name for a cow. I've met a girl name Harley and I couldn't believe it, but her husband refused to budge on it. I know a Hazel Wren, which personally I love but a lot of people hated.

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J cooper 3 years ago

I went to school and work with a Davey Crockett Sr and Jr.

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TheartfulDutchGinger 3 years ago (edited)

I knew a family who had 3 sons who were named after archangels, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael. And a daughter they named Magdalena after Maria Magdalena. Then they had another son. They named him Angel. I always thought that was a bit weird. I guess they ran out of archangel names. 🤔

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Hannah Anderson Carroll 3 years ago

Another fabulous example of parents taking the very existence of their child/children and making it all about them. Will it ever stop?

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Stephen Low sr. 3 years ago

I worked at an elementary school, where a kindergarten teacher pointed out the name on a child's desk. Pronounced sha- fah-say. Parents spelled it Shitface.

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Terka Červeňáková 3 years ago

Ok, let's be honest, Anna Banana Is an awesome name 🤩🤩🤩

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~Canapé Kitten~ 3 years ago

*nickname

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Lieutenant BaconWaffles 3 years ago

Before the internet, I've gone to school with kids names Bambi, Charity, Hope, Chastity, Faith, Forest, Domain, Patience, & none of them lived up to their names.

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Mickipickie 3 years ago

A friend had a child in her classroom during her student teaching experience named Vrolet because she was born in a Chevrolet

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Isabel Care 3 years ago

The times I have had people think it's a hoax call, when I report broken fences and escaped livestock, or a fire.....my name I. Care. Stupid parents. Could be far worse though...Iona Macintosh

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Aly 3 years ago

For some reason, every comment I make on this post while on my laptop turns into a reply. What the hell bored panda.

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Dory Tandoori 3 years ago

There's a girl in my class called Cotton white and a boy called Ramen 💀

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Triv 3 years ago

I once knew a guy named Richard Palmer. Me ex told me about a woman named Anita with the maiden name Baker. She married a man whose last name was Hooker.

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Meami 3 years ago

I once heard (although I have no proof it's true) of someone who named their daughter La-a. It was pronounced Ladasha.

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Jessica Nametz 3 years ago

How about Shasta Orange? I used to work for a company that collected medical and legal records for attorneys and that was legitimately the name on all of the legal documents... I still laugh every time I see the soda at the store...(－‸ლ) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Yo Momma 3 years ago

I knew a kid named Michael Michael. First and last name. Crazy.

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Stille20 3 years ago

I get that we all judge parents that don't think of the children as humans when they name them, but a whole post to mocking people's names also seems pretty harsh.

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Penny Fan 3 years ago

I knew of a child called Siobhan. Nothing unusual there? Well her parents had only ever seen it written down, never heard it. So the poor child had to explain to everyone that her name was See-o-ban

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mac 3 years ago

Most of these have got to be fake. I need to believe that most of these are fake! Please GOD let most of these be fake!

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Nicholas Yu 3 years ago

I named my daughter Olive...

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Aaricia 3 years ago

I just don't get the hate towards Richard and D**k. In the Netherlands they're such normal names. Can I help it you're immature about a name that has no meaning in other countries?

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Kelly Tinker 3 years ago

My brother legally gave his son the middle name "Trouble" so he can say Trouble is my middle name. Bit far for a joke, especially since my nephew is very shy and autistic so I don't think he'll ever embrace the joke, but at least it's only a middle name. (my nephew does like his middle name, I just don't think he'll have the confident swagger to go with the joke but I could be surprised. He's only 8 after all)

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Melissa Kawai 3 years ago

Yep, my son’s cousin’s middle name is Danger. They did it just so he could say Danger is my middle name. 🤦‍♀️

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ShareMusic 3 years ago

LaDon Key. A boy in my elementary school.

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QueenoftheSquids 3 years ago

i knew a boy named angel

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Adam Francis 3 years ago

Monster Godzilla. Yep, that's his name

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TheDragonPSA 3 years ago

A band I was in had a drummer named Mike Kok. Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.

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Emy Loves 3 years ago

In high school we knew of a Chrystal Shanda Lear

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

Shout out to boxer George Foreman who had 12 kids, including 5 sons, named George II, George III, George IV, George V and George VI. No, I'm not kidding. George named ALL his sons George.

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Random Anon 3 years ago

Someone needs to inform these parents, this is not the way to make your child feel special.

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Magicalmarilyn 3 years ago

Got a neighbor whose name is Les Smart

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PjandBolt 3 years ago

My dad had a friend in college that got to name himself when he was 5. His last name is Blue, so naturally he named himself Sky. Sky Blue.

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Katchen 3 years ago

The US would be hard-pressed to have naming rules, since we have people from all over the world. Who are we to tell someone they can’t give their child their grandfather’s traditional Chinese or Nigerian name, just because it is “unusual” from an Anglocentric point of view? Of course this leads to people being able to name their kids “Braden Mountain Dew Magnum” or whatever, but there’s a price for everything.

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Nicole Bowman 3 years ago

My hometown has a plumber. He has 2 kids. Their names? Sinke and Draine.

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Flisey 3 years ago

A friend of my ex named his daughter Crusifixia and son Stoney. I think their thrid was a girl called Frank.

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Lea White 3 years ago

I've known of a Klamidia Kiiivlyn Le-ia Shall I continue?

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Jo Cooper 3 years ago

I once knew a lovely guy called Wayne Kerr. I also heard a mother calling out to her child in the supermarket once; Leviticus!

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Wuggerhumphden 3 years ago

I used to work with a guy called Joseph King. Known as Joe. He got an internal call once from somebody who spotted his name on the company directory and called him to say "Haha, your name is Joe-king" and put the phone down.

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Lunar Bicycle 3 years ago

1) Gasoline Coffee - explained that her parents were “illiterate hicks.” 2) A. Harry D**k - junior high shop teacher. Gotta hand it to him, when he wrote his name on the board and we all started chuckling, he said, “I know why you’re laughing. Doesn’t bother me.” The laughing stopped pretty quickly. 3) Mr. and Mrs. Sippy - she thought it was cute, he rolled his eyes. Grumpy old man. 4) Grandma Daugschitz. 5) And a woman named “Rene”. Seems normal enough. Then I called her re-nay, and she snapped, “It’s REEN! It’s pronounced REEN!” Yeah, your parents may have told you that, but they were wrong.

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Kusotare 3 years ago

In my local newspaper's legal notices, there's an announcement for terminating parental rights for a child named "Octaviea Deceased Watkins". WTF?

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Picture Queen 3 years ago

There is a family on YOu-Tube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-PepfX4nM19zhdgEn3o5kg )who has 10 children who are named Leonardo, Cleopatra, Jerusalem, Romeo, D'Artagnan, Shakespeare, Nefrititi, King James, Aphrodite & Omega. Their middle names are equally fascinating.

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Yugan Talovich 3 years ago

How about Little Flatty? That's what Deng Xiaoping's name means.

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Stephanie Chapman 3 years ago

I worked in a hotel and met a woman named Dorcas Weatherhead, an elderly British man named D**k Holder, and a gentleman named D**k Painter. I worked at a law firm and saw the name Penny Million on a file. And I knew a woman whose father had a commune and he changed the family's last name to Israel. All of the kids were named after virtues, but given a regular middle name in case they didn't want to go by their first name. Her name was Lovely, but she had siblings named Strength, Power, and Clean. The worst kid's name I have come across is Athel. It just sounds like Asshole with a lisp.

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Doc Thissen 3 years ago

I went to high school with a guy whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name was Lance. Poor bastard.

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Sam Kennedy (WolvesRBeutiful) 3 years ago

I know someone who didn't know they were pregnant until they went into labor in the shower so they named the baby No Wonder. Also know someone who named their son Humming because their last name is Bird. Humming Bird. I'm not kidding.

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Paradise 3 years ago

I knew of a child named Glory! With the exclamation mark, legally.

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Tambot 3 years ago

My cousin's name was Treasure

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Fixin'Ta 3 years ago

Most of these are exactly why some countries have to approve your child's name before you can give it to them. Several years ago in New Zealand there was a child whose parents gave her the name Tallulah-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii. The court took the child from her parents at age 9 because she was humiliated by her own name and wanted to change it and they wouldn't do it. Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.

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Arenite 3 years ago

Iceland has a list of names you choose from.

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Marnie 3 years ago

I had a manager once whose name was Luke Lucas. Middle name? "Luke". Luke Luke Lucas. Great manager.

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Donny Cromwell 3 years ago

Kid in school had the name Richard Wacker. He even went by D**k.

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Irina Rachow 3 years ago

My high school friend Joel Shaver had a dad named D**k.

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Irina Rachow 3 years ago

A friend in high school was Joel Shaver, his dad's name was D**k.

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Annette V 3 years ago

Thomas Gunther Thompson aka "Tommy Gun Thompson"

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Kathleen van der Gryp 3 years ago

I met a guy called 'Mistake' awhile ago.

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Thomas Helms 3 years ago

I work for a college and I've seen some interesting ones: Skye Skraper and Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz (pronounced "Noel" - yes, like they took the "Guess the Christmas song name" game and just used it verbatim)

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Alan Cowan 3 years ago

How about the South African minister Tokyo Sexwhale?

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Alan Cowan 3 years ago

Growing up I knew three brothers. Randy, Rickie and Rodney. Last name? Rafter. Also worked with a guy back in the 90's named David David...no fooling. Oh and there was a guy I know named Mike Hawken. He went by Michael.

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Sue Knerl 3 years ago

My nieces son's name is James Tiberius Kerr. They are not huge Trekkies either. Poor kid.

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Fairsher 3 years ago

I named my children names that would sound good when they became adults. As well my last name is one syllable so names had to have 2 or more syllables, names sounded nicer that way.

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Rachel Graham 3 years ago

I know a girl named Krystal Mether

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Hollysmom 3 years ago

My mom knew a young woman whose name was Candy Cane

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

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Jennifer Szabo 3 years ago

I mean, this is a form of child abuse. Poor kids.

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Les Izmore 3 years ago

Drew Peacock's parents realized what they had done when someone said the newborns name in front of them

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Thomas Es Thomas 3 years ago

One of my schoolmates was Benjamin Dover. He hated being called Ben.

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KimTx 3 years ago

Before you name a child, do two three: - say the full name really loud. Have someone else say the name really loud. If it doesn't flow, try again. - Think about the child's future. How will the name work as an adult. - Is the name so distinctive that if they were arrested and/or made the news, do you really want the people they grew up with to know your angel baby is a rapist? A drunk? Scammer?

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LITTLE ROBBIN 3 years ago

A baby was born last year here in the Philippines as Covid Bryant and Covid Rose.

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The Redhead 3 years ago

My real name is Belle (pronounced bell.) I was always tormented in school about my name; I predate Beauty and the Beast by about 10 years so I am 'the original' lol. While these poor kids truly have terrible names (hope they change them to what they want when they turn 18). Now that I'm grown I like my name, however at least I was given a classic name opposed to something truly dreadful.

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VulcansAreSexy 3 years ago

Here's the best name I've encountered in the wild: Jack Fire. You pretty much can't go wrong with the surname Fire

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Pacifico Fernandez 3 years ago

I lived in a latin American country where many people have foreign (gringo) names, but spelled randomly. I have seen the name Jessica like Llesika Yesica Yessika. The name Jeremy is pronounced Heremi . The name John is spelled Llon and so on. Always reminds me of Terry Pratchett's books - Magratt and her daughter Esmeralda Mind The Spelling. In my country (Slavic) there was an urban legend about a kid named Izdislav (Издислав) .... After the whitesnake's song "Is this Love".

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H Edwards 3 years ago

I know of a Boadicea (known to all as Elsie, for some reason) and a Tinkerbell - yes they are sisters. I also know a Candida, which is not an extremely uncommon name, but come on!

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Iron ass 3 years ago

First thing: i went to elementary school woth three brothers with the last name west, it was ryden, wild, and easton. Second thing: remember the time gwyneth paltrow named her kid Apple Martin? One of my friends somehow thinks moses is worse, and that shes not that crazy, so i sent her a link to corrupt her. httpss://theoutline.com/post/1394/the-unbearable-wrongness-of-gwyneth-palrow

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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago (edited)

I knew a kid named Ben-Hur. Yes. Like Charlton Heston's character. To add insult to injury, the kid turned into a bully with ADHD who'd beat anyone in sight. I wonder how he'll be doing in high school.

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Y T 3 years ago

I'll never understand people who name their son D**k.

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H Edwards 3 years ago

It's just an old fashioned way to shorten Richard, from the days when we didn't use the word d**k to mean anything else. Don't think there are a ton of parents out there actually naming children D**k.

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Y T 3 years ago

In Sweden we had a famous politician named Gun Hellsvik. Does not mean that in Swedish.

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Roni Ingram 3 years ago

As a child I met 2 girls called Mercedes, Porsche, and their brother Bentley....

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Elle Malkamäki 3 years ago

I worked at an English immersion primary school in Finland, and I can’t remember the Finnish version of the name, but it directly translated to ‘shattered dreams’ in English. She was a surprise p, for parents that never wanted kids. Back home in Australia, I’ve known Barb (Barbara) Dwyer, Duane Pipe, and my personal favourite, Mike Hunt. Say it fast. MIKE HUNT 😂🤣😂

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Max L. 3 years ago

Im italian and the name that americans impressed me more with their names was Armani.

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Jim Patrick 3 years ago

Travis moonbeam, essence of love, Orion pearly ski, celestial star, all from one family their last name was nason-long. Another family in the area last name is D**k they had 10 boys and 1 girl Anita D**k. And I once work with a guy named Strech Brown.

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Mz Phit 3 years ago

Many years ago, when I lived in rural Arizona I knew of a boy named Whisper (who's mom - a hippy type very sweet woman- had also changed her name from Candace to "Can Dance"). I have wondered how that worked out for him...if he changed it when he got to school, or if there's a thirty something year old man named Whisper out in the world, living his life with the free spirit of his dancing mom

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Flufflefox 3 years ago

I have a unique name. The only one in the world. Thanks for the difficult language. I like my name even though it has to be explained every time. Most people think of it as a last name.

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Sandy D 3 years ago

There is (or was, she may have moved) whose real name was Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. She apparently kept her name and I think she went on to become a teacher.

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Marianne Contrino 3 years ago

Actually, she's originally from Beloit. I went to college with her. Didn't know her very well, but one of my roommates did. Pretty sure she has a PHD, in education, but I might be wrong about that. There was an article written about her a few years ago, that gained a lot of attention, focusing on how she became very successful, despite having a name like that. It's an interesting read, and she definitely deserves the praise.

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Anita Pickle 3 years ago

Chase C*x, Rosey Areola

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Mingi Football 3 years ago

Brother went to school with sisters named Anniversary and Graduation i

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SoozeeQ 3 years ago

About 30 years ago, my cousin had a son and didn't want to name him with a name that could be shortened, so she chose Nicholas. When his 3-year-old sister Alexandra met him, the first thing she said was "Hello, Knickers"! I've also heard of a case, where a woman didn't want to shorten her daughter's name, so chose "Amber". The 4-year-old brother called her "Hamburger"! Needless to say, in both cases, the mothers were horrified!

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Remi Flynne 3 years ago

How odd - Nicholas is commonly abbreviated to Nick or Nicky. Though I knew someone called Kim because her parents didn't want a name that can be abbreviated (no idea why - gives the child choices) but she just got called Kimbo. People will frequently lengthen if they can't shorten.

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Dori Rice-courtwright 3 years ago

My b/f had a tenant who named her baby after her favorite beverage Pepsi

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LDYNREDD 3 years ago

They forgot to mention La-A (pronounced La dash a)

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grey galah 3 years ago

There could be an argument for either adopting Iceland's law on naming children or licensing parenthood

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JkNuss 3 years ago

Free speech overrated

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Esther 3 years ago (edited)

A classmate of mine heard of a family where everyone was named after a naruto character: I remember some names, hinata, Naruto was the dog, either sasuke or ino, and hanubi, pretty sure? Was gonna be the name of the newborn

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Cherie King 3 years ago

Went to school with a John Doe

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Nick Poliseno 3 years ago

Oh really Cherie, how are you and where are you from ?

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jeanette scott 3 years ago

Chanda Leer. Imma Pigg. These are real.

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CatWoman312 3 years ago

I know someone who named their child Ophelia Wish. It sounds like a stripper or porn star name smh

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Miss Cris 3 years ago

Or Shakespeare...

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Winx 3 years ago

My cousin named her son Denver, and they live in Denver. Think about it before you put it on a birth certificate people.

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Sue M. H. R. 3 years ago

Oh where to begin? I once knew a D*ck Woodc*ck, could not believe that was his name. Shewanna Johnson, that one was bad. But I was always more confused about (mostly) male names that were included in their last name ... Steve Stephenson, Brad Bradley, etc. But for super weird, I date a Jon - short for Jonquil, the flower and I knew a Summer Rayne, which I thought was pretty. Apple (before Gwyneth Paltrow's kid) and Moon Ray are two others.

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Jason k 3 years ago

had a lady who was dating a cop once tell me he came home saying he heard the worst one ever.... When asked for the kids name that was involved in whatever it was... "JKMN" "I'm sorry, can you pronounce that for me?" "No L"

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Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago

My mom told me once she had a patient named Chlamydia. Now that is just unbelievable.

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Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

Anita Crotchfelt. WHY?

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Margaret Mayhugh 3 years ago

Chaos. Blaze. Queen Elizabeth (yes, two legal first names). Felt bad for Shithead (shuh-TEED) but his was legit, I understand that's not an uncommon name and it just isn't a name that translates well to English.

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H Edwards 3 years ago

It's like the Indian surname Dixit, which has a very unfortunate pronunciation for English speakers

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Suzanne Griscom 3 years ago

I have a cousin who named their kid Nevaeh, heaven backwards. Also had a student named Phuc Hu; his esl teacher nicknamed him Tony and Tony kept it once he learned more English. Also had a student in my school named Diarrhea because it was the prettiest word in English her parents heard in the refugee camp.

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Daphne Williams 3 years ago (edited)

Nevaeh is actually very common now among Mormon children. The Mormons are notorious for giving their kids "unique" names. https://www.utahbabynamer.com/

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Patrick James 3 years ago

Kratos

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John Hunter 3 years ago

I knew a family years ago that named their kid "Whiskey Coyote"

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Satirical Duchess 3 years ago

I am in a class with a kid who was called _____ Darling then when his mum remarried he became _____ Love. This is just such a bizarre coincidence I love it.

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James C 3 years ago

Went to elementary school with a girl named Ima last name pig. Horrible

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Asy EnderDragon 3 years ago

my uncle's name is john jacobs

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ScarlettofHydraIsland 3 years ago

I would name my kid Hydra. It’s probably a good thing I’m single and don’t plan to have kids any time soon XD

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Jenn C 3 years ago

Hugee Bear

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Innes Stefana 3 years ago

had a colleague named Sir King ... he was a call agent for a very big company..

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Marianne 3 years ago

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Cupcake168 3 years ago

Sometimes I think: why are there so many regulations in my country? And than I see this and see: because.

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Zaza 3 years ago

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Sara 3 years ago

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Mike Kiefer 3 years ago

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

I think there are rules in most countries

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Karolína T. 3 years ago

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Miss Cris 3 years ago

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El Dee 3 years ago

Yes, this is a good idea. You'd think parents wouldn't have to be refused from naming their own children but some people are either cruel or very very stupid..

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Luiza NP 3 years ago

Same thing in Brazil

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Y T 3 years ago

We have that in Sweden too.

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pebs 3 years ago

Also in Italy.

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

They let "Fanta" slip by 'em, that I was told. (or maybe that's not so bad?) All I know is, do not name children after things that aren't okay by other kids. Or childhood is a nightmare!

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If I could I would live under water 3 years ago

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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

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Honu 3 years ago

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danielw 3 years ago

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Corina Elia 3 years ago

I did the opposite when I was chosing a name for my doughter... I tried to figure out what nicknames the other kids could come up with and the ones with the less de harmfull ones stayed ;)

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Penny Fan 3 years ago

I wanted to call my daughter Daisy, but her dad said it would sound silly when she was a High Court Judge...

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Keryl Cryer 3 years ago

Yes, the resume test. Imagine what a name will look like on the person’s resume 30 years from now. Would an employer take that person seriously?

0points

Satirical Duchess 3 years ago

me who's dead name and preferred name neither imo really match :')

0points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

23points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

We have this in Germany too. If you name your child Kevin or Chantalle, everyone will think they come from a trashy family and that they are stupid.

10points

Corina Elia 3 years ago

I agree... In Argentina we say "el Brayan" o "el yoni" when this happens

3points

Dahungryfella 3 years ago

1point

Truth Monster 3 years ago

I would name my kid Evil Genius. Its a good indicator that I probably shouldn't have kids.

15points

Anna Banana 3 years ago

I don't know, might work nicely with the last name "Monster" at least.

13points

J Baker 3 years ago

I can picture the teacher conversations now: "Look, he might be a Genius, but he's got two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place!"

3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

0points

Jennifer .S 3 years ago

11points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago (edited)

My submissions: Moon Unit Zappa and a kid I went to school with, Richard Head. He did NOT go by the nickname "D**k."

11points

troufaki13 3 years ago

10points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

In Europe this isn't allowed by law.

3points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 3 years ago

What goes through these people's minds when they think of a baby name?? Like, you could name your child "Noelle" but you want something unique so you'd choose "jkmno" WHY??

9points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

8points

James016 3 years ago

Similar in Spain

6points

Corina Elia 3 years ago

7points

Luiza NP 3 years ago

Hahahahahah Argentina

0points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Pretty sure the question here isn't "What were the parents thinking" but instead, "Were the parents thinking?"

6points

Fish Boden 3 years ago

6points

Eslamala 3 years ago

3points

Martha Meyer 3 years ago

This is the reason most countries put limits of what people can name their child. No child should have to suffer a name like "Sex Fruit".

4points

Tracy Baparam 3 years ago

4points

Liam's mom 3 years ago

1point

Notorious DBT 3 years ago

3points

Bobby 3 years ago

I had a buddy in the navy who named his daughter Anna Mae. Only problem is his last name is Shen

3points

Hannah Walters 3 years ago

2points

Jeff Christensen 3 years ago

2points

Shelly M 3 years ago

Siouxzhannah (Susanna)

2points

Rens 3 years ago

I thought about naming my second baby girl Libelle which is the Dutch word for dragonfly. But it's also the name of a Dutch magazine.

2points

Aaricia 3 years ago

Not only a magazine... So much more, including Lord if you spell it like libel.

0points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Please laugh again at Germanys Baby name laws. I want to hear ALL about why it is good to have the freedom of naming innocent children whatever the parents pleases.

2points

Suzanne Griscom 3 years ago

I had a student (of immigrant parents) named Tes Tekkle. Say it aloud.

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

While shopping one day, I overheard a woman calling to her three children: Destiny, Karma, and Fate.

2points

Winx 3 years ago

I'm guessing first kid planned, second kid conceived while drunk, third kid an accident LOL

2points

athornedrose 3 years ago

2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

2points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

*I saw the name

0points

Sinkvenice 3 years ago

I once met a Spanish lady named Candida.

1point

Angie S 3 years ago

Saw someone named, Shi-Thead...

1point

W. 5 3 years ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed to name pets, leave alone kids!

1point

Sugar Cargill 3 years ago

I have always had a lot of cats. I usually name favorite human names like Nicholas and Louie and Johanna. I would never name a cat something more odd than Bandit.

1point

b o o p 3 years ago

i know someone who was named Love Li. her brother's name was Happy Li. they were quite lovely people, to be honest (pun intended)

1point

Elak Swindell 3 years ago

1point

Richard Samul 3 years ago

Knew a guy who named his daughter Crystal Meredith. I later found out he was addicted to meth, and wanted to name his kid after his favorite thing in the world.

1point

Kusotare 3 years ago

1point

JkNuss 3 years ago

Went to church youth group with sisters named Carmen and Crystal Diggs Graves .... their moms name was Diggs ... parents thought it would be funny to give it to the girls as their middle name!!

1point

Alida van Veen 3 years ago

I worked with two sisters who were named Jeruzalem and Bethlehem... We called them Jerry and Beth though! And I know a kid whose name is Storm, and got diagnosed with ADHD...

1point

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Belén (bethlehem) is very common in Spain.

1point

Samantha Cole 3 years ago

We named our son Charles Xavier. My husband wanted Charles after his best friend and we couldn’t think of any other middle name that fit.

1point

Mark Howell 3 years ago

I have a friend who's parents surnaame was Puller and named him Richard (D*ck for short).

1point

Anand Subaya 3 years ago

Indian names A**l... pronounced un-al.. Fortunate Fernandes.. tough child birth... Afaq... pronounced a-faak Achyut... if u know what a "chuth " is Viral.. pronounced vee-

1point

सूफ़ीया ज़मीर 3 years ago

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0points

tomruns12 3 years ago

1point

Dodo 3 years ago

Tuesday is an awesome name

1point

Axolotl King 3 years ago

1point

Not A Panda 3 years ago

I do hope that's not a girl though. She's going to get so bullied :(

0points

BonnyDK 3 years ago

Toy. Had a boy student named Toy.

1point

Michelle C 3 years ago

1point

Not A Panda 3 years ago

Mercedes is a very normal girl's name.

5points

Robert Baldwin 3 years ago

1point

PatriciaB 3 years ago

1point

JP 3 years ago

Went to college with a guy named Q. Just Q. No other letters. No middle name. Just Q. Said his parents are/were hippies. He hated it.

1point

Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago (edited)

1point

Niffler_13 3 years ago

My grandmother was friends with a woman whose name was Lotta Hoggs.

1point

Cori 3 years ago (edited)

1point

Mir Adwari 3 years ago

I like both Liam and Ira as well. Nice choices.

2points

Patti Vance 3 years ago

i worked in a division of family law/family support in which we got birth certificates for children of clients. two i remember were 'remember remember' and 'reason reason'. not twins, either.

1point

More Thinking Needed 3 years ago

George Costanza had it right: Seven.

1point

Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

1point

Shelly M 3 years ago

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0points

Cynthia Bonville 3 years ago

1point

Dragon Whisperer 3 years ago

Met someone who named their children Shooter and Trigger (no BS)

1point

Steve 3 years ago

Worry if the next one they name is "Target"

3points

James016 3 years ago

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

i knew a james... no wait.. it's Jaymz!

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

parents are f*****g morons and their kids would hate them for that!

1point

Sjeezz 3 years ago

Know a couple who named their twin boys "Neil" & "Young". I have really no idea where this could come from... ;-)

1point

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I wanted to market a version of the I ❤ NY t-shirt as I love Neil Young, but there's no way I'd get the rights.

1point

Jo Firth 3 years ago

Can we just take a moment here to say how gorgeous all these kids are?

1point

Jerome Kavanaugh 2 years ago

Three girls, last one a surprise... Candy.... Sugar... and Nova. Last name Caine

0points

Yep. Yep. Yep. 3 years ago (edited)

0points

J cooper 3 years ago

I went to school and work with a Davey Crockett Sr and Jr.

0points

TheartfulDutchGinger 3 years ago (edited)

0points

Hannah Anderson Carroll 3 years ago

Another fabulous example of parents taking the very existence of their child/children and making it all about them. Will it ever stop?

0points

Stephen Low sr. 3 years ago

I worked at an elementary school, where a kindergarten teacher pointed out the name on a child's desk. Pronounced sha- fah-say. Parents spelled it Shitface.

0points

Terka Červeňáková 3 years ago

Ok, let's be honest, Anna Banana Is an awesome name 🤩🤩🤩

0points

~Canapé Kitten~ 3 years ago

*nickname

0points

Lieutenant BaconWaffles 3 years ago

Before the internet, I've gone to school with kids names Bambi, Charity, Hope, Chastity, Faith, Forest, Domain, Patience, & none of them lived up to their names.

0points

Mickipickie 3 years ago

A friend had a child in her classroom during her student teaching experience named Vrolet because she was born in a Chevrolet

0points

Isabel Care 3 years ago

The times I have had people think it's a hoax call, when I report broken fences and escaped livestock, or a fire.....my name I. Care. Stupid parents. Could be far worse though...Iona Macintosh

0points

Aly 3 years ago

For some reason, every comment I make on this post while on my laptop turns into a reply. What the hell bored panda.

0points

Dory Tandoori 3 years ago

There's a girl in my class called Cotton white and a boy called Ramen 💀

0points

Triv 3 years ago

I once knew a guy named Richard Palmer. Me ex told me about a woman named Anita with the maiden name Baker. She married a man whose last name was Hooker.

0points

Meami 3 years ago

I once heard (although I have no proof it's true) of someone who named their daughter La-a. It was pronounced Ladasha.

0points

Jessica Nametz 3 years ago

0points

Yo Momma 3 years ago

I knew a kid named Michael Michael. First and last name. Crazy.

0points

Stille20 3 years ago

I get that we all judge parents that don't think of the children as humans when they name them, but a whole post to mocking people's names also seems pretty harsh.

0points

Penny Fan 3 years ago

I knew of a child called Siobhan. Nothing unusual there? Well her parents had only ever seen it written down, never heard it. So the poor child had to explain to everyone that her name was See-o-ban

0points

mac 3 years ago

Most of these have got to be fake. I need to believe that most of these are fake! Please GOD let most of these be fake!

0points

Nicholas Yu 3 years ago

I named my daughter Olive...

0points

Aaricia 3 years ago

I just don't get the hate towards Richard and D**k. In the Netherlands they're such normal names. Can I help it you're immature about a name that has no meaning in other countries?

0points

Kelly Tinker 3 years ago

0points

Melissa Kawai 3 years ago

Yep, my son’s cousin’s middle name is Danger. They did it just so he could say Danger is my middle name. 🤦‍♀️

0points

ShareMusic 3 years ago

LaDon Key. A boy in my elementary school.

0points

QueenoftheSquids 3 years ago

i knew a boy named angel

0points

Adam Francis 3 years ago

Monster Godzilla. Yep, that's his name

0points

TheDragonPSA 3 years ago

A band I was in had a drummer named Mike Kok. Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.

0points

Emy Loves 3 years ago

In high school we knew of a Chrystal Shanda Lear

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Shout out to boxer George Foreman who had 12 kids, including 5 sons, named George II, George III, George IV, George V and George VI. No, I'm not kidding. George named ALL his sons George.

0points

Random Anon 3 years ago

Someone needs to inform these parents, this is not the way to make your child feel special.

0points

Magicalmarilyn 3 years ago

Got a neighbor whose name is Les Smart

0points

PjandBolt 3 years ago

My dad had a friend in college that got to name himself when he was 5. His last name is Blue, so naturally he named himself Sky. Sky Blue.

0points

Katchen 3 years ago

0points

Nicole Bowman 3 years ago

My hometown has a plumber. He has 2 kids. Their names? Sinke and Draine.

0points

Flisey 3 years ago

A friend of my ex named his daughter Crusifixia and son Stoney. I think their thrid was a girl called Frank.

0points

Lea White 3 years ago

I've known of a Klamidia Kiiivlyn Le-ia Shall I continue?

0points

Jo Cooper 3 years ago

I once knew a lovely guy called Wayne Kerr. I also heard a mother calling out to her child in the supermarket once; Leviticus!

0points

Wuggerhumphden 3 years ago

0points

Lunar Bicycle 3 years ago

0points

Kusotare 3 years ago

In my local newspaper's legal notices, there's an announcement for terminating parental rights for a child named "Octaviea Deceased Watkins". WTF?

0points

Picture Queen 3 years ago

0points

Yugan Talovich 3 years ago

How about Little Flatty? That's what Deng Xiaoping's name means.

0points

Stephanie Chapman 3 years ago

0points

Doc Thissen 3 years ago

I went to high school with a guy whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name was Lance. Poor bastard.

0points

Sam Kennedy (WolvesRBeutiful) 3 years ago

0points

Paradise 3 years ago

I knew of a child named Glory! With the exclamation mark, legally.

0points

Tambot 3 years ago

My cousin's name was Treasure

0points

Fixin'Ta 3 years ago

0points

Arenite 3 years ago

Iceland has a list of names you choose from.

0points

Marnie 3 years ago

I had a manager once whose name was Luke Lucas. Middle name? "Luke". Luke Luke Lucas. Great manager.

0points

Donny Cromwell 3 years ago

Kid in school had the name Richard Wacker. He even went by D**k.

0points

Irina Rachow 3 years ago

My high school friend Joel Shaver had a dad named D**k.

0points

Irina Rachow 3 years ago

A friend in high school was Joel Shaver, his dad's name was D**k.

0points

Annette V 3 years ago

Thomas Gunther Thompson aka "Tommy Gun Thompson"

0points

Kathleen van der Gryp 3 years ago

I met a guy called 'Mistake' awhile ago.

0points

Thomas Helms 3 years ago

0points

Alan Cowan 3 years ago

How about the South African minister Tokyo Sexwhale?

0points

Alan Cowan 3 years ago

0points

Sue Knerl 3 years ago

My nieces son's name is James Tiberius Kerr. They are not huge Trekkies either. Poor kid.

0points

Fairsher 3 years ago

I named my children names that would sound good when they became adults. As well my last name is one syllable so names had to have 2 or more syllables, names sounded nicer that way.

0points

Rachel Graham 3 years ago

I know a girl named Krystal Mether

0points

Hollysmom 3 years ago

My mom knew a young woman whose name was Candy Cane

0points

QueenMiri 3 years ago

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0points

Jennifer Szabo 3 years ago

I mean, this is a form of child abuse. Poor kids.

0points

Les Izmore 3 years ago

Drew Peacock's parents realized what they had done when someone said the newborns name in front of them

0points

Thomas Es Thomas 3 years ago

One of my schoolmates was Benjamin Dover. He hated being called Ben.

0points

KimTx 3 years ago

0points

LITTLE ROBBIN 3 years ago

A baby was born last year here in the Philippines as Covid Bryant and Covid Rose.

0points

The Redhead 3 years ago

0points

VulcansAreSexy 3 years ago

Here's the best name I've encountered in the wild: Jack Fire. You pretty much can't go wrong with the surname Fire

0points

Pacifico Fernandez 3 years ago

0points

H Edwards 3 years ago

I know of a Boadicea (known to all as Elsie, for some reason) and a Tinkerbell - yes they are sisters. I also know a Candida, which is not an extremely uncommon name, but come on!

0points

Iron ass 3 years ago

0points

Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago (edited)

0points

Y T 3 years ago

I'll never understand people who name their son D**k.

0points

H Edwards 3 years ago

0points

Y T 3 years ago

In Sweden we had a famous politician named Gun Hellsvik. Does not mean that in Swedish.

0points

Roni Ingram 3 years ago

As a child I met 2 girls called Mercedes, Porsche, and their brother Bentley....

0points

Elle Malkamäki 3 years ago

0points

Max L. 3 years ago

Im italian and the name that americans impressed me more with their names was Armani.

0points

Jim Patrick 3 years ago

0points

Mz Phit 3 years ago

0points

Flufflefox 3 years ago

I have a unique name. The only one in the world. Thanks for the difficult language. I like my name even though it has to be explained every time. Most people think of it as a last name.

0points

Sandy D 3 years ago

There is (or was, she may have moved) whose real name was Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. She apparently kept her name and I think she went on to become a teacher.

0points

Marianne Contrino 3 years ago

0points

Anita Pickle 3 years ago

Chase C*x, Rosey Areola

0points

Mingi Football 3 years ago

Brother went to school with sisters named Anniversary and Graduation i

0points

SoozeeQ 3 years ago

0points

Remi Flynne 3 years ago

0points

Dori Rice-courtwright 3 years ago

My b/f had a tenant who named her baby after her favorite beverage Pepsi

0points

LDYNREDD 3 years ago

They forgot to mention La-A (pronounced La dash a)

0points

grey galah 3 years ago

There could be an argument for either adopting Iceland's law on naming children or licensing parenthood

0points

JkNuss 3 years ago

Free speech overrated

0points

Esther 3 years ago (edited)

0points

Cherie King 3 years ago

Went to school with a John Doe

0points

Nick Poliseno 3 years ago

Oh really Cherie, how are you and where are you from ?

0points

jeanette scott 3 years ago

Chanda Leer. Imma Pigg. These are real.

0points

CatWoman312 3 years ago

I know someone who named their child Ophelia Wish. It sounds like a stripper or porn star name smh

0points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Or Shakespeare...

2points

Winx 3 years ago

My cousin named her son Denver, and they live in Denver. Think about it before you put it on a birth certificate people.

0points

Sue M. H. R. 3 years ago

0points

Jason k 3 years ago

0points

Lydia Gichia-Black 3 years ago

My mom told me once she had a patient named Chlamydia. Now that is just unbelievable.

0points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

Anita Crotchfelt. WHY?

0points

Margaret Mayhugh 3 years ago

0points

H Edwards 3 years ago

It's like the Indian surname Dixit, which has a very unfortunate pronunciation for English speakers

0points

Suzanne Griscom 3 years ago

0points

Daphne Williams 3 years ago (edited)

Nevaeh is actually very common now among Mormon children. The Mormons are notorious for giving their kids "unique" names. https://www.utahbabynamer.com/

2points