I approve of the similar logo on the balloons. Don't feel alienated though, atleast there's music. Pop-music, when you pop them.

Tell them where they can stick their card!

I swear I'm not laughing

First trauma ever.

Wow, thanks Facebook

She can't read anyway

happy birthday to you tooooooo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

...and it's still on 9/11.

Last pic face is like " try not to cry, try not to cry, be brave..."

Just how rude...should charge them for not coming

Negative for COVID, positive for diabetes.

Why??? I hate it when people throw food away

Someone tell professor Lockhart to stop doing that already!!

Only a psychopath would cut it like this

Still a good day.

Hmmm I'm not in the mood for chocolate right now...

People steal everything. Last week someone stole the flower arrangements from my dads grave. On the exact day he died a year ago.

Still worth slicing up.

Join him.

That is just wrong.. They'd be riots in my home if my brother had done this..

aw thats so sweet i would keep that pen forever and ever!

I hope you will have an answer soon ... Happy birthday anyway!

That's why fancy places have a wax/parchment paper layer between the box and the cake. (Incidentally, this is also why pizzas have those little plastic tables in the middle. Lid stays up, toppings stay down.)

Welp. They are definitely having a worse day than me (and I thought I had it bad)

Hey, you got a brand new scar. That's forever!

Those brownies are far from done.

This is fixable. Take it inside and I'm sure they have the contact number for the person who ordered it.

At least you get overtime pay?

I always take my birthday off. I haven't worked on my birthday in 33 years.

I would have asked for time off ahead of the day. Think dude

People are so over the top with birthdays. Working on your birthday isn’t a big de especially if it falls on a Wednesday. What were you gonna do?

Truck drivers cannot operate past 14 hours. Forklift drivers are limited only by the boss’ common sense. Crazy.

Darn. The TV brand says Onn, but it's definitely Off.

Report it to the post master of your local branch. If someone's stealing they can set up a sting to catch them. It's a big deal to mess with mail.

Oh I remember mom getting dad a boat as a surprise for his 40th? Birthday . She had my uncle park it in the drive when we were at the restaurant and when we came home we all started singing "Happy Birthday" while my dad starts shouting "Who the hell parked their goddamned boat in my driveway!?" It took him a while to catch on. Needless to say, not the reaction my mom was looking for

I'm hoping there will come a day when you look back to this day and remember how far you've come.....

I’d say that’s a pretty nice gift.

It was a wonderful attention, thank you mom! And UPS .... grrr!

New Year's Resolution: Survive.

From an MIT grad: Mix together: 1 quart of 3-percent hydrogen peroxide (available at any pharmacy) 1/4 cup baking soda. 1 teaspoon liquid dishwashing soap. Put on dog, let sit a few minutes Never bottle it, it will explode Might take two washes Happy Birthday PS - I am a dog lover, my best friend got a stick for their birthday. No I don’t own a dog, no the stick wasn’t for a dog Who do you people think I am??

He does look pretty happy though

Am I the only one that saw Tubby Custard? i-612c859705888.gif

"Tanti Auguri Andre" means Congratulations Andre in Italian.

note to self: OP does not appreciate a birthday surprise...

Not a bad gift!!

The nice thing about prepacked donuts is you can redecorate them yourself. Get some frosting and sprinkles, maybe some candy bars or fruit, and go to town (at home.)

I really can't fathom why people don't give little kids their own cupcake with a candle to blow out instead of ruining an entire cake. It's wasteful, not to mention disrespectful to guests...

Gotta admire the dedication.

Well you need to social distance from your friends, even if they're invisible.

Life lesson: always check inside before turning on your oven, shower, or washer/dryer.

Who just...east random cake they haven't been offered? ESPECIALLY when it's on or near a family member's birthday?!

Who leaves valuables in the car where they can be seen?