I approve of the similar logo on the balloons. Don't feel alienated though, atleast there's music. Pop-music, when you pop them.

Tell them where they can stick their card!

I swear I'm not laughing

First trauma ever.

Wow, thanks Facebook

She can't read anyway

happy birthday to you tooooooo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

...and it's still on 9/11.

Last pic face is like " try not to cry, try not to cry, be brave..."

Just how rude...should charge them for not coming

Negative for COVID, positive for diabetes.

Why??? I hate it when people throw food away

Well that's a bit rude, at least it's still covered so it can be rescued.

Used to work with a woman who was nuts about cleanliness. One morning the coffee maker wasn't quite done, but I got my paper cup ready with cream and sugar. I left the cup on the table and went out of the room for a few minutes. When I returned my cup was gone. The woman came in the room just as I found my cup in the trash bin. I said something about it. She replied, "Oh, that was me. I drink my coffee black. I didn't know what it was, so I threw it away." "You didn't know what it was, and even though it was new and clean, not old and dirty, you threw it away? Further, it didn't belong to you. Thanks for wasting food and materials, thanks for disrespecting me, thanks for treating my belongings like trash, thanks for creating more work for me. Thank you very much. Next time, notice it but leave it alone. If it doesn't belong to you, don't touch it. You don't have the right."

ALWAYS ask permission from the birthday person before throwing anything from the party away/taking it with you.

Take it out. It's in a box.

Its still good

There's no way I would not take this cake out of the trash. I'm sorry to say.

YOU DON'T BIN FOOD WITHOUT OFFERING IT, WASTING FOOD IS DISGUSTING

How mean ...so mean..

Psychopath.

Holy s**t, I'd of put the entire fridge in the dumpster for that - petty revenge level 999999

That's a cardinal sin.

Just take it out! Lid’s on. It’s fine.

You just tripped me out.

We don't know the context...it could have been two weeks after the party.

What a waste

How rude.....

It's covered-good to go.

Bitch.

Evil!

Someone tell professor Lockhart to stop doing that already!!

Only a psychopath would cut it like this

Still a good day.

Hmmm I'm not in the mood for chocolate right now...

People steal everything. Last week someone stole the flower arrangements from my dads grave. On the exact day he died a year ago.

Still worth slicing up.

Join him.

That is just wrong.. They'd be riots in my home if my brother had done this..

aw thats so sweet i would keep that pen forever and ever!

I hope you will have an answer soon ... Happy birthday anyway!

That's why fancy places have a wax/parchment paper layer between the box and the cake. (Incidentally, this is also why pizzas have those little plastic tables in the middle. Lid stays up, toppings stay down.)

Welp. They are definitely having a worse day than me (and I thought I had it bad)

Hey, you got a brand new scar. That's forever!

Those brownies are far from done.

This is fixable. Take it inside and I'm sure they have the contact number for the person who ordered it.

At least you get overtime pay?

Darn. The TV brand says Onn, but it's definitely Off.

Report it to the post master of your local branch. If someone's stealing they can set up a sting to catch them. It's a big deal to mess with mail.

Oh I remember mom getting dad a boat as a surprise for his 40th? Birthday . She had my uncle park it in the drive when we were at the restaurant and when we came home we all started singing "Happy Birthday" while my dad starts shouting "Who the hell parked their goddamned boat in my driveway!?" It took him a while to catch on. Needless to say, not the reaction my mom was looking for

I'm hoping there will come a day when you look back to this day and remember how far you've come.....