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Sad ginger girl sitting on stairs with her head down Back when I worked with children, I met a young lass named Younique. I felt sorry for her. She was only 4-5 at the time, and the moment she entered school, she began to hate it because the other children thought that it was silly and wouldn’t play with her. Eventually, the dad of another child said that it was a bad name *to her face.* Seriously. Don’t do things like this to your children. They aren’t pets. They’ll have to deal with the repercussions of your bad naming choices.

Sebaren , Zhivko Minkov Report

Final score:

298points

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Cadena Norton 2 years ago

Once got beat up by a pair of identical twins cause they didn't like my name

104points

Nurse holding a newborn baby in her hands So my Wife was giving birth to our first Son and the midwife asked if we’d chosen a name yet. We said yes and told her ‘Seth’. She replied “Oh thank goodness, a normal name! The last woman in here named her child Precious Bunny!”

luc122c , Christian Bowen Report

Final score:

298points

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Barong 2 years ago

That’s my stripper name.

42points

Woman in black clothes working on computer and phone One time when I was working at a motel, I took a reservation over the phone from a woman for her daughter:

Woman: Her name is Sri Lanka, S R I space L A N K A...

Me: Oh, you mean like the country!

Woman: Whaddaya mean, country?!?

DarthGandhi , ILO Asia-Pacific Report

Final score:

252points

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Cadena Norton 2 years ago

Once met a guy named jam mica

104points

Dirty thermos on a ground Not so much a specific name, but gross butcherings of names. Ie. Kaightlynne instead of Caitlyn.

Violetlemonbug , Tim Mossholder Report

Final score:

242points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

James instead of J'aighmez.

167points

Native tribe woman dancing with clothes from leaves One little girl got her name legally changed in court, because her parents named her Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Tiny_Parfait , Kazuo ota Report

Final score:

242points

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Edurne 2 years ago

in my country (Spain) this would never be accepted as a name, and no child would be registered with a similar name

236points

Brown cake with black decorations on a table I used to write on cakes, the worst name I ever saw was "Tuba Poo". I asked if it was a nickname, it was not. It's been like 6 years and it still haunts me. Her mother's name was Natalie, why Natalie? Why?

jackiekackie , Javier Morales Report

Final score:

240points

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Al B. Wright 2 years ago

I'm lost for words on this one (and that doesn't happen often)!

123points

Khaleesi from Game Of Thrones with dragon Any name based on a popular TV series or movie. Like, if I see your daughter is named Khaleesi, I think significantly less of you as a person.

el_pobbster Report

Final score:

239points

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Al B. Wright 2 years ago

People that name their kids things like that are generally chavs/bogans/whatever the American equivalent is of those two words.

96points

I had a set of twins (I'm a teacher) a couple years ago named Heaven and Nevaeh.

I had four kids named Shaun in one class, all spelled differently, none spelled Shaun or Sean.

I had a girl named Jezebel and boys named Jesus and Messiah in one class. (Nothing really wrong with those names, but having all three in one class was odd.) I also had a kid named Ted that year. Not Theodore or Edward, just Ted. I saw his birth certificate, just Ted.

This year, one of the other teachers has a boy named M'Lord. I'm not even making that.

What's getting my goat this year is the random apostrophes. Your child's name is Elayna, a lovely name, IMO, but E'lay'na is ridiculous. I have three girls with random apostrophes in their names, its annoying.

Final score:

238points

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Nor 2 years ago

Nevaeh is just Heaven spelt backwards, how original.....NOT

136points

#10

I had a teacher in grade 1/2 whose last name was Dyck (sounds like d**k). Fortunately at that age I didn't think anything of it. Apparently her parents didn't think anything of it either...

Her parents named her Rhoda. Rhoda Dyck. I have to assume they were sadistic assholes.

CanadianBAC0N95 Report

Final score:

225points

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Aisling Raye 2 years ago

Just changed all of my plans for today so I can re-watch every episode of Letterkenny lol

68points

How Do You Choose a Baby Name You Won’t Regret?

If you want to do something right — take as much time as you need. The best name doesn’t come in an instant. When avoiding the worst names for a child — you might want to have a few “guidelines” to help you. Make sure to avoid:

Names that don’t make sense.
Names you are pressured to use (or the opposite — pressured not to use by professionals).
Names that are easily misspelled.
Names that just don’t suit your baby.

Sometimes, even following these rules, mistakes are made (on purpose or accidentally). So, think with hindsight in mind.

#11

My cousin named her son named Lincoln, which isn't bad by itself.

At least until she had her daughter, Kennedy. She said she plans on naming her next kid Garfield.

She literally names her kids after the last names of *assassinated presidents.*

Aldo13 Report

Final score:

222points

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James016 2 years ago

So not after the loveable cartoon cat

148points

#12

Man covering his face with his hands Kash. It isn't the worst name in the world but the fact his second name was 'Ransom', made it a whole lot worse.

Kash Ransom.

DrPrankz , Sincerely Media Report

Final score:

206points

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Katie Rae 2 years ago

Well, that's going to make kidnappings much more convenient

138points

IAmDrinkingIcedTea , Wade Austin Ellis Report

#13

Baseball team standing on the field I was on a little league baseball team with these two brothers named Doer and Achiever.

Talk about pressure to perform, those parents had expectations.

Final score:

200points

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Al B. Wright 2 years ago (edited)

Achiever sounds like someone sneezing if said quickly, which is bad enough, but Doer? That just seems lazy, like they thought of achiever then couldn't come up with anything else.

77points

FaithHopePixiedust , Daiga Ellaby Report

#14

Two woman laying on grass covering each others hands A co-worker has a friend who named her daughters Vengeance and Violence.

Final score:

189points

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MrBallen Fan 2 years ago

Are they twins? Are they identical? Do they wear blue dresses? Do they live in a hotel?

270points

#15

White keys with letter on them Abcde (pronounced Ab-city).

anon , Diomari Madulara Report

Final score:

171points

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Adam Chang 2 years ago

I just don't get it...is it a joke or what?

84points

#16

A few years ago there was a guy in my area in the news. His first name was Justice. He's doing 100 years for stabbing 3 people.

phantommoose Report

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169points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

The irony

107points

#17

Chicago, North, True. Just to name a few. I’m no Kardashian hater, but I really can’t stand the names they give their kids.

Final score:

165points

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AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

Chicago is ok-ish only because growing up I had a friend named California we all called her Cali for short. But North and True is strange...and Apple.

96points

#18

Multiple yachts parked in water Strap in and prepare for rough seas!

My mom is a midwife and one day she came home with what she thought was the epitome of dumb names.

These parents had just gotten back from a trip to the states, where they had visited a dock to look at boats, and one of those beautiful boats had an even more beautiful and exotic name, they wanted to name their baby daughter after this boat.

Usnavy

My mom is a saint for not laughing.

Maar7en , Layton Diament Report

Final score:

165points

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G 2 years ago

I mean it could be true but it's a little ripped from musical theatre: "Usnavi de la Vega is the central protagonist of In the Heights. Originally from the Dominican Republic, he arrived in Washington Heights with his parents when he was very young. His name is based on the boat they saw when they came in (US NAVY)."

103points

#19

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

DavidRandom Report

Final score:

163points

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Kirsten St John Brown 2 years ago

Such a great movie. 😁

46points

#20

Crying baby in an incubator with nurse nearby Someone I know is a nurse in the ER so they've delivered quite a few babies. But one day they said that one set of parents decided to name their kid Ssss. You pronounce Ssss, Forest.

TheWaiterDebator , Gabriel Tovar Report

Final score:

160points

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Cadena Norton 2 years ago

They need to arrested

160points

Are There Banned Baby Names?

No one is safe from the ban hammer, names especially. Some countries decided to take the extra step to ban a couple of names. For example:

Nutella (the name) is banned in France. However, it is not because of any copyright laws. The judge ruled that such a name should be given to a child. Instead, the judge ruled to name the child Ella.
IKEA is banned in Sweden. You can’t disrespect the most important store in the country.
. (just a dot, nothing more) is banned in New Zealand. The laws prohibit the use of these kinds of symbols in the name.
Tom is not allowed in Portugal. However, you can call your child Tomás instead (a better choice in hindsight). In Portugal, Tom is considered a nickname. The laws in Portugal prohibit the use of nicknames as official names.
@ (like the Gmail) is banned in China. The reason is that it’s pronounced ai-ta, which sounds very similar to the phrase “love him.”

#21

Nevaeh, although I think that has more to do with the fact that every parent I know who has named their baby this is a teenager who thinks they’re “soooo cool” for dropping out of school in 9th grade, who are about as deep as a puddle but think they’re Aristotle or Shakespeare because “it’s heaven spelled backwards since she’s my angel”

mrsprinkles3 Report

Final score:

158points

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Cadena Norton 2 years ago

My mother begged me to name my daughter this. I flat out refused

170points

#22

Naming your child Bear makes me think you’re a huge twat. Mostly because I’ve met a few gorgeous children called Bear and everyone of the parents were huge twats.

stickylarue Report

Final score:

158points

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James016 2 years ago

My son went to nursery with a boy called Bear. The mum was a very rude twat (dad was not in the picture)

86points

#23

Person typing on keyboard Saw a fun name on the attendance sheet (so this is official) of one of my classes: Daddyboi

Cocoleia , Sigmund Report

Final score:

157points

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Edurne 2 years ago

that's just cruel, and again another name that wouldn't be legally accepted in Europe

142points

#24

Three guys laughing while siting on the ground The overly matchy names to the point of ridiculousness. My top example is a set of brothers named Romance, Romantic, and Romeo.

anon , Matheus Ferrero Report

Final score:

156points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Then Rommel came along.

162points

#25

Starbucks cup on a table Renesmee

kemje Report

Final score:

150points

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Adam Chang 2 years ago

is this from twilight?

113points

#26

Dirty dancing music cover Baby. As in the Dirty Dancing lead female. Because nobody in the professional world is going to want their name to be Baby.

domcobbstotem Report

Final score:

150points

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Edurne 2 years ago

you can easily predict the mockery the kid will suffer with that name.. if they really like it so much a good solution would be calling her Barbara, and baby being her nickname at home

85points

#27

Massive lit up chandelier in a big room I went to high school with a one "Crystal Shanda Lear."

This was back before dumb names were the rage. She would have been named that in, say, 81-82. Poor girl. I don't know that I lost respect for the parents so much as felt bad for her to be saddled with that s**t.

rxsheepxr , Rodrigo Curi Report

Final score:

140points

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Cadena Norton 2 years ago

Knew a girl named Crystal dragon...thought it was pretty awesome

64points

#28

Any form of Aiden (Aidin, Ayden, Aidyn, Ayeden) and/or Ashley (Ashlee, Ashleigh, Ashlie, Ashli, Ash-Lee).

I am a teacher and have had students with all those variations. I actually had 3 Aidens and 4 Ashleys (none of which were spelled normally) in a class of 23 students.

Like come on parents, you aren't being original by making your kid's name ridiculous to spell.

Penya23 Report

Final score:

138points

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Random Anon 2 years ago

I dub thee "Fork", with a B.

81points

#29

Woman talking and scratching her head I lose respect for parents who give their kids first names that when added to their given last names become horrible. The parents don't even care that their kid has to live with it. Two real examples I've come across are Richard Sieman (The guy's name is D**k Semen, for f***s sake.) And even worse, Desire Cox.

microjew2 , Alexis Mora Angulo Report

Final score:

137points

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Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago (edited)

I normally agree, but every now and then you come across one that is actually kind of cool, in a "You could be famous with a name like that" way. Three examples I have known, all of whom were born between 1900 and 1920 were, Joy Devine and the brother and sister Treble and Tenor Bell. Edit: Also, look at my name, remove the later addition of "Hudson" and then sing "Puff the Magic Dragon". Just the first couple of lines.

65points

djbadname13 , Katarzyna Grabowska Report

#30

Three girls laying on bed with their legs in the air I knew three sisters names -Autumn-Breeze, Summer-Skye and April-Rain.

Bonus addition one of them had a kid and named it Gidget.

Edit for those wondering: This is in Eastern Canada.

Final score:

137points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Named after fabric conditioners?

122points

What Names Are Losing Popularity?

Some names lose their popularity slowly, fading away into obscurity or, in some cases, becoming the bane of society overall. The best example of the ladder — Karen. The name was popular in the past and given to almost every girl. However, when baby boomers grew up, the internet together decided to make them the bud of jokes (ruining a whole haircut, too).

In the end, the internet won. Karen lost popularity and became the subject of multiple jokes. However, it’s not the only name to lose popularity. The reason behind the popularity loss varies between the names. However, the memes on the internet quicken the downfall of a name.

#31

I’ve taught:
- Precious
- Princess
- Righteousness
- Blessing
- Pious
- Destiny
*edit* forgot Sincere

alialibobali Report

Final score:

130points

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BannedFromABoatShow 2 years ago

I’ve taught an Annikin (yep, right after the prequel came out) Merlin, Wrigley (girl) Emmahleigh, and Aspen Forest.

66points

#32

I had a chemistry teacher who was an avid runner. He proudly told us his three children were named Miles, Lane, and Chase. How narcissistic do you have to be to name your children after your hobby?

hannahmontanaswig Report

Final score:

130points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

Ar least their names sound normal-ish, compared to other names. If I were to meet someone named Chase, I wouldn't think anything abt it

136points

#33

Different pins on a chess board like material I was once checking in a customer for service.

EmoChanel

And she was very proud of it.

Hysteria878 Report

Final score:

128points

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Al B. Wright 2 years ago

Sounds more like a nickname she decided to adopt day to day.

54points

#34

Old-school painting of a mess in a house You know the Duggar family (19 Kids and Counting)? One of their daughters named their son Spurgeon. SPURGEON.

mindless_blaze , unsplash.com Report

Final score:

127points

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Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago

Is No. 20 going to be called Spaviar?

86points

#35

Names with uneccessary letters or the rarely-seen, lack of necessary letters:

Jaiymes

Jaxn

Khaydence

Aayden

YoureNotAGenius Report

Final score:

124points

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BannedFromABoatShow 2 years ago

Emmahleigh. Raihleigh.

67points

How Companies Impact the Naming Process?

Marketing is a powerful tool. If done correctly, people will buy your products. However, if you are a true marketing master (Don Draper-like) — people will name their children after your company and products. However, those names will quickly land on the list of the worst baby names ever.

Cool-named brands already have some babies named after them. For example, the leading car brands (Audi, Benz, Ford, and Kia) inspired parents to name their children. In 1987, for example, 182 girls were named after Porsche. However, there is no real reason to use brand names.

However, some companies decide to sweeten the deal. Several companies directly encourage parents to use brand names for their babies. Their offer? Free products (or a discount) for a lifetime. Subway, for example, announced they would give free sandwiches to people named like the company. In 96 hours, ten thousand people changed their names.

#36

I once worked for Build-a-Bear Workshop. In one of their new hire training videos there was an employee taking to the camera about who the f**k knows because all I could focus on was her name tag. It said "Om'unique". Like, I'm Unique, except worse. I still have no idea what she was taking about.

androidchrist Report

Final score:

124points

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S 2 years ago

Went on a road trip with my family last year and we stopped at a gas station that had a subway inside, the subway employee's name was "Timberly" It was not a typo... we asked lol

52points

#37

I met the adult child of parents who named their daughter Morticia Addams, after the TV Show. I made her show me her driver's license and there was the proof. Her own parents had a different last name.

Final score:

121points

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Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

Welp. I don't know what else to say about that.

54points

#38

Woman Taking picture of her newborn baby in a cute outfit Prancer and Vixen for babies born during the Christmas season.

Back2Bach , Donnie Ray Jones Report

Final score:

119points

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James016 2 years ago

People should have a full mental health check before being allowed to name their kids

129points

#39

Felony Meth.

magnumthepi Report

Final score:

115points

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AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

What in the actual.... please tell me this is a joke.

105points

formerexpatintheus , Nathan Dumlao Report

#40

Boy collecting black LEGO's MyLuv (yes, I have met a kid named this). That poor kid is probably not going to be successful, unless they change their name later on.

Final score:

111points

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AP 2 years ago (edited)

I already posted this in another BP place, but I knew a guy named Happy. He definitely was not.

50points

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#41

KVIIIlyn

RiniKat28 Report

Final score:

42points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

Why. Just why

18points

Pleasedmangoes689 , siriwan arunsiriwattana Report

#42

Two people writing a test on a yellow table Anaesthasia. No s**t. Her name on her school documents was Anaesthasia.

Final score:

42points

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Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)

Maybe they didn't know how to spell Anasthasia? Or Anastasia? The benefit of the doubt

31points

#43

Man walking and shadows in a sunny day There is a kid at my school literally named Shadow Black.

anon , Rene Böhmer Report

Final score:

41points

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James016 2 years ago

Future ninja right there

20points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#44

There was a girl in my sister’s class called Morshe. Her mother wanted to name her Maryam and her dad wanted to name her Porsche (which in of itself is an awful name). They decided to mash up Maryam and Porsche and call her Morshe.

sunlightbender Report

Final score:

39points

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Al B. Wright 2 years ago (edited)

What's wrong with Porsche (though I think it's better spelt Portia)?

26points

#45

Fathers who name their boy Sue.

aequitas84 Report

Final score:

38points

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manalonedies 2 years ago

Anything but Sue!

32points

#46

Papers with names on them One of my former employees had the first name “Baby Destiny.” Yes. Really.

Worse still, HR just put “Baby” on her name badge. For every time I had to catch myself and say the full name so I didn’t sound like a creep, I can only imagine how many other people didn’t realize there were two words in her name and had to refer to her as just Baby. Or how she must have felt to have EVERYONE calling her Baby.

Myself510 , Jon Tyson Report

Final score:

37points

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AP 2 years ago

This is where you should go by your middle name.

23points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#47

Tequila bottle glass and lime on a table Tequila, but pronounced tuh-quill-uh

Gopher_One_Here , Espolòn Tequila Report

Final score:

36points

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Edurne 2 years ago (edited)

I hope her parents aren't from Spain or South America, because if that's the case, they purposefully named her "box office" (taquilla, pronounced exactly as you wrote)

21points

#48

I know some twins named Jeffrey and Jeffroy and it's just lazy.

lilhomiesexual Report

Final score:

34points

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James016 2 years ago

At least it wasn't Geoffrey and Geoffroy

15points

#49

Chardonnay

StridingEdgy Report

Final score:

33points

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Anne Reid 2 years ago

Or worse, the twins I met….Chardonnay & Chablis. They were boys and small for their age. I felt so bad for them.

1point

#50

Lying baby with his tongue out Royalty. Legit worked with this hood dude named royalty. I think it kinda speaks for itself.

qsef9999 , Juan Encalada Report

Final score:

33points

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AnyOtherName 2 years ago

Again, I feel like the cultural significance of makes like this is being missed

12points

#51

A kid in my daughter’s class is named Trotter.

Neigh...

Wookie_Magnet Report

Final score:

32points

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DuchessDegu 2 years ago

I can only think of Del Boy. I'm that old! IMG_E0444-...0236a0.jpg

8points

#52

My mom works at an elementary school. There is a kid there whose name is Braxton Hycke. The poor kid.

darkfang174421 Report

Final score:

32points

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Lorrie Rothstein 2 years ago

They named their kid adter false lsbor pains?!!!

16points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#53

Knew a family with Hunter, Fisher, and Ryder.

boredtxan Report

Final score:

31points

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AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

This is not bad.

14points

#54

A girl at my high school named her child Tuff Danger so dumb names like that make me lose respect for someone.

felixingfelix Report

Final score:

30points

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Nunya Business 2 years ago

Sounds like the hero from a bad novel

10points

#55

There was a lady at the library the other day corralling her two kids, Bailey and Jameson. Either one is fine, but together...

hippolyte_pixii Report

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28points

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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Spoiler: The third kid, who wasn't present, is named Guinness.

18points

#56

Shaylynne, Laykyn, McKynleigh

Brayden, Hayden, Jayden

All of these kids attend the library programs my kid does. *Edit Laykyn and McKynleigh are twins. And no they’re not Irish. Not even the Irish go that bananas (I’m irish).

And, even though I love the old names, if you named your baby Atticus in 2018 you’re probably the world’s most annoying hipster.

ladyughsalot Report

Final score:

28points

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Edurne 2 years ago

I had a "Spartacus" in my class when I was in middle school (2000-2003)

20points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#57

Niquilla and Dayquilla. Twins.

iam1self Report

Final score:

28points

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Tuna Fish 2 years ago

Cousins to Nyquil and Dayquil I suppose.

16points

#58

Where the first and last name are the same, or derivative. John Johnson, David Davidson, etc.

Final score:

28points

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RMA 2 years ago

But there is a Welsh thing about this.

12points

#59

Twins named Javier and Xavier. Just why.

olivewyatt Report

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27points

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Alicia M 2 years ago

They'll probably grow up being called J and X.

11points

#60

My sister-in-law named her kid after the land of Canaan (biblical reference). For those not in the know, it's pronounced "cay-nin", or "cay-nun". She decided to pronounce it "cannon" ("Canon").

Not only is she one of the least Christian people I have ever met (who adamantly says she follows the Bible), she also consciously chose a well-known name and purposely mispronounced it for her kid's name.

Edit: my wife just reminded me that not only did her sister do the above, she also chose to spell his name "Kanann".

ryanjoachim Report

Final score:

27points

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Judy Reynolds 2 years ago

Think of this kid being in grade 2/3. He will be bullied!

7points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#61

I know of someone who is called Star, which is kinda cute except for the fact she’s named that because it’s rats spelled backwards, she was born in the year of the rat...

jodezmizery Report

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26points

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Kiss Army Premium 2 years ago

Beats calling her Rat...

28points

walkthroughthefire Report

#62

A few weeks ago when I was at the gym, I looked up at the tv while I was running and there was a news report on about a missing child named Khaleesi, except it was spelled Cahleeseigh or Chalysee or something stupid like that. Bad enough that it's a title, not a name. Even worse that it's not even traditionally a position of power in the asoiaf universe--it's more "wife of leader" than "queen", as it is often thought of as. But the misspelling just make it so, so much worse. Hasn't that poor child been through enough? (I think the kid was found safe btw.)

Final score:

26points

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Kaz 2 years ago

My internet name is a play on Khaleesi (Kazleesi), as I am named Karen! I usually go by Kaz. My name never used to bother me, it was just a name that dated me pretty much as being born in the late 60s. I recent years however it's taken on a whole new meaning.

0points

#63

Hingle McCringleberry

Final score:

25points

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Clarf 2 years ago

This one is from a Key and Peele sketch.

6points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#64

I used to tutor and the Green family had their children getting tutored. Kids names: Kelly, Hunter, Sage and Forrest.

glimmerfox Report

Final score:

25points

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PandaGoPanda 2 years ago

What happened to their other daughter, Olive, then?

24points

#65

Destiny Love. That little girl is doomed.

Nancypants26 Report

Final score:

25points

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Holly Herr 2 years ago

I had a teacher whose given name was Love James Perry. He had our class try to guess it. Even with hints we couldn't get it cos too weird. (He just shortened it to L. James Perry.)

6points

#66

There was this neo-nazi couple that named one of their children after Adolf Hitler.

Austin-Valcourt Report

Final score:

24points

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Nilsen 2 years ago

There is (was?) a family around where I grew up who had sons named after both Adolf Hitler and Vidkun Quisling. It's legal but barely so.

19points

#67

Heaven Leigh

Seriously?

Hattix Report

Final score:

23points

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JexPar 2 years ago

I went to school with a Heaven Leigh, made even worse by the fact that her last name was Knight.

17points

#68

I went to school with a guy named Coors.

Final score:

21points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

What do you expect Mr. and Mrs. Light to name him?

8points

#69

Name that has degrading meaning. I mean how stupid are you to call your son Loser. Yes, I am implying the Winner Lane and Loser Lane guy.

safeezat Report

Final score:

21points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

Wait, what?

4points

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#70

Any “creative” spelling of a normal name. Like spelling:

Zoe-Zoi

Charles-Sharlz (yes I know one)

And so on

Final score:

19points

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Mir Pelletier 2 years ago

Zoi is just the Greek spelling of a Greek name -_- like any other spelling of it is by default another one than the original

20points

#71

My older brother named his son "Morty", after the titular character of Rick and Morty. I have nothing against the show or anyone who watches it, but... C'mon, man.

ClashAtSnowhead Report

Final score:

19points

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Scott 2 years ago

At least do it right and name the child Mortimer and give yourself an out.

9points

clickingisforchumps Report

#72

Brandy, Crystal or anything else that suggests your baby is named after your drug of choice.

Final score:

19points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

And these are my children, Paracetamol, Anadin and Vagisil.

52points

#73

Two kids at an office in LA many years ago... Axyl and Gunner.

grogling5231 Report

Final score:

16points

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NoDak Pirate 2 years ago

A friend named her two boys Nicolas and Cage. Yes it was on purpose. He was her favorite actor.

7points

#74

I found out a long while after we broke up that my ex had named a kid 'Zebedee'. I think that counts as child abuse.

Nixie9 Report

Final score:

16points

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Judes 2 years ago

Zebedee is a biblical name.

15points

#75

Im going to chip in with my own: Anyone who decides its okay to name their child after something you'd find in a fruit bowl.

Frasepalm Report

Final score:

15points

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Judes 2 years ago

So no Clementine, Cherry, Tamara or Prunella?

19points

#76

Names like Moon, Hope, Star, Flower... I knew someone who's children are Star, Moon and Sky. Ugh.

LauraEatsFalafel Report

Final score:

4points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Could have been worse. Could have been Uranus.

37points

#77

If your native language is Spanish any name of English origin (Steven, John, Bryan, Kevin, Etc), they are often associated with criminals.

Final score:

-18points

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Edurne 2 years ago

I'm Spanish and I've never heard of this association before.. maybe somewhere in South America? my own daughter has an English name, it's totally fine here in Spain :)

13points