You know the scene from 'the shining' with the lift and the blood?

Often times when a menstruating woman sneezes, the pressure can cause large amounts of material to rapidly exit her body in such a way that her hygiene products cannot possibly contain causing a mess. For some reason women also seem about 99% more likely to sneeze during this time than any other. Thank you for asking.

So it feels like you just dropped a bomb and you gotta sit in that s**t till you can go to the restroom and you gotta hope it didn’t get on your pants

and it releases a flood down there :(

Oh man. So there's just sneezing and the mess of blood and tissue shoots out and it looks like someone was murdered in your underwear. But worse is when you're wearing a tampon. So tampons have to be inserted a certain way and a certain depth in order to not feel them and to not be uncomfortable. If you sneeze, the pressure pushes it down and sometimes out in a very painful -and often messy- way. If you're sitting there's nowhere for it to go, so just sits at your vagina opening. Sometimes it bends a bit. Imagine something violently turning sideways in your a*s and how painful that would be. And you're stuck on a bus or somewhere you can't go to a bathroom and just pull it out. Plus the clean up can be ridiculous.

Uterus-haver here: Imagine sneezing, right, and then it feels like you just pissed yourself with no warning except it's red and other people can see it.

Yeah

Sneezing = pressure. Since we're already bloated (also equaling pressure) the sneeze does one of two things (or both). Either expels more blood in a "gushing" kind of way orrr if you're older and have had kids, it makes you tinkle a little. Either way it sucks horribly.

Tampon slides down/out from all the pressure at once.

Best analogy I can think of is having a really bad bout of diarrhoea and suddenly coughing/sneezing. It’s gonna be messy.

Like sneezing when you really need a poo and you **** yourself

It feels like blood is flying out of me at 2000mph 😁🙂😢😭

Atchiu *feels like a legit flood warning might happen*

Oh God, the gush is real.

The blood shoots out of you and you can feel it like the worst thing in the world

*splurt* from the nether regions

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Pick one - menstruating + sneezing = 1. ingrown toenail; 2. insomnia; 3. halitosis; 4. painful hair, or 5. a gush. What does your common sense tell you?

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Don't have one either but it was obvious what they ment.

And sometimes the simple act of standing after sitting for a minute or two. Good times.

I just had a bronchitis and was on my period. Fun days...

or sneezing after giving birth - don't even have to be on my period to hate sneezing. Tip is to sneeze to the side and contract all the muscle before sneezing.