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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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    could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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    bweird2day
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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    David Bartley
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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    Inzane_sniper
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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    Brenda Olano
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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    Jerry Mathers
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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    Dan Ribarchek
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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    This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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    Virginia Munger
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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    Jace
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like he's at risk. He'd have to lay down on that snow pile for a minute or two and refuse to move, and the drivers would have to choose to try to kill him, slowly, in order for this to be dangerous.

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    Smoofy
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT ALL OF THESE INVOLVED LADDERS AND FIXING SOMETHING? LITTERALLY.

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