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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?
It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!
We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.
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Danielle George 8 years ago
Googled it and it's from an insurance commercial: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2v06c0/he_takes_it_rather_well/codztw9
Daria B 8 years ago
Because they rushed to the hospital as soon as it happened, I guess.
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Daria B 8 years ago
The kid is like: "Doctor, will my dad be alright...?" The dad is like: "No big deal, it happens." The doctor is like: "Owwww... Don't worry, sweety, he's gonna be fine."
Orenda Anyone 8 years ago
The kid is more like ; " when shall I take it back doc ? It was my precious ! "
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Liliana V 8 years ago
To show the doctor what he was shot with, in case they need to know.
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maryhadalittlelamb 8 years ago
i guess he's lucky considering it's not a little more to his left?
Jim Monnerjahn 8 years ago
Is that his son William with the bow? Where's the apple? You're the apple of my heart, ah, eye, yeah, eye, son..
MartinTheVlogger 8 years ago
This father has my thumbs up!!! He do believe in skills of his son, and this is the most important!!! on other hand, If the kid wanted to shoot an apple from his fathers head, I would recommend to practise little bit longer before the next try :))))))
Hans Erling Gran 8 years ago
This is how they treat people who doesn't believe in vaccination!
Spencer Butt 8 years ago
I've seen this in the movies. Just break the arrow in half with your left hand and your teeth then push it through.
Georgann Haeffner 8 years ago
I don't get how he could be sitting there, calmly waiting his turn! Ouch!!
cajsalajka 8 years ago
They seem so calm like "oh yeah i just got shot in the arm by my son no big deal"
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Look how proud the father is of his son hitting something with his bow and arrow.
Cheesybeansy 8 years ago
A picture worth 1000 words..i bet mum will lose her s**t! I love how calm they both are, like hey another day at the office!
Otto Kannaspuro 8 years ago
Wait could he even move his arm with the arrow penetrating that part of his arm?
Amanda Pack 8 years ago
How did he even get to the hospital like that? Did he lie down in the bed of a truck?
Haukur Hildarson 8 years ago
Why did he take the bow with him to the doctor? To show them how it happend?
Cris Uzo 8 years ago
Probably, they went from where it happened to the hospital. I don't think they'll be going home to drop the now first
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Robert Rainer 8 years ago
"Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer" by Dr. Robert E. Rainer, MD Recent media coverage has been devoted to the ability of alcohol to extend human life span. A rather insolent statement considering the historical barrage of disparaging findings regarding alcohol and its secondary ill health effects. However, if we isolate this one finding without examining the broader context of alcohol's adverse health effects, in the long run, we probably do more harm than good. Using Albert Einstein's famous equation, E=MC2 I have formulated the Time Longevity equation. By replacing the velocity of light coefficient with its equivalent velocity variables (distance/time), I have generated the Time or Longevity equation. Time equals the square root of distance squared times mass times the inverse of energy. I have proclaimed this formula, The Rainer Time Longevity Equation. Rainer's Time Longevity Equation T=√D2x M x 1/E Rainer's Time Longevity Equation states that an organism's life span is interdepend
David Bystricky 8 years ago
Fake but a nice one. A real accident of this kind produces a blood stain and likely shock - the man would be pale, sweaty and the kid would be much more anxious. Just look at their micro expressions.
Valentas Šivickas 8 years ago
Dad was on a date :D Kid was thinking he will be an angel cupid :D Now dad is in love with the nurse :D
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Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^
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bweird2day 8 years ago
could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.
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bweird2day 8 years ago
and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.
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Superluminal1 8 years ago
Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.
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David Bartley 8 years ago
I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."
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Inzane_sniper 8 years ago
Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...
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Final score:
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Brenda Olano 8 years ago
The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.
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Jerry Mathers 8 years ago
What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.
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Dan Ribarchek 8 years ago
Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?
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Virginia Munger 8 years ago
And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.
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Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 8 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
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Inurri 8 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
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Diane Moffatt 8 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
Jewel Farmer 8 years ago
Gah, I can't even finish the list! My anxiety is through the roof with some of those, lol!
Little Menace 8 years ago
Scary thing is that for each of these that [for some strange reason] worked out, there are probably 3 that didn't.
Evans Mbabie 7 years ago
The dangers are equally shared by both genders, wanna look up the stats?
Shruti Naik 8 years ago
I like it how they kind of 'get' each other and work as a team in something as insane as this. That kind of camaraderie is seen when women shop together! :)
Pete Huskins 8 years ago
Plus they're lazy and spend half their lives at the doctor while men just shrug off minor illnesses and get on with it! : )
Sean Eunson 8 years ago
The numbers are not good: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/accidental-injury.htm
Tyler Stannard 8 years ago
80 male examples and 1 unknown, just cus you cant see if #40 is a male, yes theyre going fast, doesnt automatically make them male though, there may be boy racers but you can also get impatient females too, both of which would race a train to save time, although that is a passenger train so they saved themselves.....20 seconds?
Aaron Peuters 8 years ago
The title should be changed to why men get more work done then women
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Notwithstanding my previous comment, some of these guys really do seem to be doing totally s**t-head things. I've been seen to rig seemingly dodgy-looking set-ups to reach difficult corners. The curse of it is: it takes twenty minutes to rig a safe setup to do one final minute's painting. Or lose half a day and $200 hiring a lift to do the same 1 minute of painting. Curious thing is - I don't do it I I don't feel safe.
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Many of these are without any context. Was the guy with the bucket on his head just doing it for a bit of 'photo-fun'? People have been setting things up for the camera ever since they were invented. Context. The man with the arrow? Is it actually set-up? A posed shot? It's too neat, too relaxed. I've seen someone take a skyrocket to the ribs. He went down in agony and writhed. Awful, yet he was not even punctured. (He was the only medical doctor within 15 miles, by the way!) Context: Electricians turn off the power before working on wiring. He was totally safe. (But we presume otherwise). Context? A man had to do emergency repairs but had no safety goggles? At least he organised *something*. Let's praise his act of eye-protection rather than jeer! Context: workers in third world countries are not given any safety equipment, since it's not required by law. They have to improvise - to stay in work and feed their families. Some of these really manipulate our assumptions.
Sean Hanton 8 years ago
#1 is definitely set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon strip by Jim Unger.
Juan Pérez 8 years ago
Although it´s really funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building and repairing things for everyone´s enjoyment....
Juan Pérez 8 years ago
Although its pretty funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building stuff and getting things repaired for everyone´s use and enjoyment...
Clare Jenkins 8 years ago
Last 2 have harnesses clipped on just doing their job rest are idiots
José Luis Domínguez Real 8 years ago
No just men... A woman cleaning the blind (Ribeira, Galicia, Spain) ana-ares-2...7771e6.jpg 
Juan Castellucci 8 years ago
We might live less but we're having a thrill and yes, we dont learn or read that much..knowledge is important but muscles are importanter
Jace 8 years ago
Most of them are workers not working safely. That's not ingenuity. It's risk.
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James Wilson 8 years ago
Why do I have to click through 17 pages... just put them all on one. I understand the adverts but I'm not going to be clicking through 17 pages. 😥
Un. player 8 years ago
Womens lives longer when mens, because the mens in this world are slaves, womens exploting mens for they good existence.......they less work, less get stress every days...... This is not mens world (like somebody sang)........
Cassie 8 years ago
Nah, I've seen women do stuff like this and men who wouldn't dream of doing any of this.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 8 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
Load More Replies... Inurri 8 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
Load More Replies... Diane Moffatt 8 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
Jewel Farmer 8 years ago
Gah, I can't even finish the list! My anxiety is through the roof with some of those, lol!
Little Menace 8 years ago
Scary thing is that for each of these that [for some strange reason] worked out, there are probably 3 that didn't.
Evans Mbabie 7 years ago
The dangers are equally shared by both genders, wanna look up the stats?
Shruti Naik 8 years ago
I like it how they kind of 'get' each other and work as a team in something as insane as this. That kind of camaraderie is seen when women shop together! :)
Pete Huskins 8 years ago
Plus they're lazy and spend half their lives at the doctor while men just shrug off minor illnesses and get on with it! : )
Sean Eunson 8 years ago
The numbers are not good: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/accidental-injury.htm
Tyler Stannard 8 years ago
80 male examples and 1 unknown, just cus you cant see if #40 is a male, yes theyre going fast, doesnt automatically make them male though, there may be boy racers but you can also get impatient females too, both of which would race a train to save time, although that is a passenger train so they saved themselves.....20 seconds?
Aaron Peuters 8 years ago
The title should be changed to why men get more work done then women
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Notwithstanding my previous comment, some of these guys really do seem to be doing totally s**t-head things. I've been seen to rig seemingly dodgy-looking set-ups to reach difficult corners. The curse of it is: it takes twenty minutes to rig a safe setup to do one final minute's painting. Or lose half a day and $200 hiring a lift to do the same 1 minute of painting. Curious thing is - I don't do it I I don't feel safe.
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Many of these are without any context. Was the guy with the bucket on his head just doing it for a bit of 'photo-fun'? People have been setting things up for the camera ever since they were invented. Context. The man with the arrow? Is it actually set-up? A posed shot? It's too neat, too relaxed. I've seen someone take a skyrocket to the ribs. He went down in agony and writhed. Awful, yet he was not even punctured. (He was the only medical doctor within 15 miles, by the way!) Context: Electricians turn off the power before working on wiring. He was totally safe. (But we presume otherwise). Context? A man had to do emergency repairs but had no safety goggles? At least he organised *something*. Let's praise his act of eye-protection rather than jeer! Context: workers in third world countries are not given any safety equipment, since it's not required by law. They have to improvise - to stay in work and feed their families. Some of these really manipulate our assumptions.
Sean Hanton 8 years ago
#1 is definitely set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon strip by Jim Unger.
Juan Pérez 8 years ago
Although it´s really funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building and repairing things for everyone´s enjoyment....
Juan Pérez 8 years ago
Although its pretty funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building stuff and getting things repaired for everyone´s use and enjoyment...
Clare Jenkins 8 years ago
Last 2 have harnesses clipped on just doing their job rest are idiots
José Luis Domínguez Real 8 years ago
No just men... A woman cleaning the blind (Ribeira, Galicia, Spain) ana-ares-2...7771e6.jpg
Juan Castellucci 8 years ago
We might live less but we're having a thrill and yes, we dont learn or read that much..knowledge is important but muscles are importanter
Jace 8 years ago
Most of them are workers not working safely. That's not ingenuity. It's risk.
Load More Replies... James Wilson 8 years ago
Why do I have to click through 17 pages... just put them all on one. I understand the adverts but I'm not going to be clicking through 17 pages. 😥
Un. player 8 years ago
Womens lives longer when mens, because the mens in this world are slaves, womens exploting mens for they good existence.......they less work, less get stress every days...... This is not mens world (like somebody sang)........
Cassie 8 years ago
Nah, I've seen women do stuff like this and men who wouldn't dream of doing any of this.
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