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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why the kid bring his bow in the hospital? seem staged

Arty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and you come to the hospital with the bow because....?

Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because they rushed to the hospital as soon as it happened, I guess.

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Danielle George
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Googled it and it's from an insurance commercial: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2v06c0/he_takes_it_rather_well/codztw9

Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's so patient and calm. Pleasant even. Was that arrow tip loaded with some kind of sedative?

Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid is like: "Doctor, will my dad be alright...?" The dad is like: "No big deal, it happens." The doctor is like: "Owwww... Don't worry, sweety, he's gonna be fine."

Orenda Anyone
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid is more like ; " when shall I take it back doc ? It was my precious ! "

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Jim Monnerjahn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that his son William with the bow? Where's the apple? You're the apple of my heart, ah, eye, yeah, eye, son..

MartinTheVlogger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This father has my thumbs up!!! He do believe in skills of his son, and this is the most important!!! on other hand, If the kid wanted to shoot an apple from his fathers head, I would recommend to practise little bit longer before the next try :))))))

John Evans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this and many other cases, accuracy was more important than length.

Spencer Butt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this in the movies. Just break the arrow in half with your left hand and your teeth then push it through.

Carol Taylor
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it could have been worse..he could have gotten dad in a vital area..

Georgann Haeffner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get how he could be sitting there, calmly waiting his turn! Ouch!!

cajsalajka
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They seem so calm like "oh yeah i just got shot in the arm by my son no big deal"

Dan Holman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His sweater is puffed out. Is he really shot, or is he pranking them?

Sean Hanton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon by Jim Unger.

Susann Campbell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look how proud the father is of his son hitting something with his bow and arrow.

David Bystricky
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fake but a nice one. A real accident of this kind produces a blood stain and likely shock - the man would be pale, sweaty and the kid would be much more anxious. Just look at their micro expressions.

Cheesybeansy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A picture worth 1000 words..i bet mum will lose her s**t! I love how calm they both are, like hey another day at the office!

Otto Kannaspuro
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait could he even move his arm with the arrow penetrating that part of his arm?

Amanda Pack
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did he even get to the hospital like that? Did he lie down in the bed of a truck?

Haukur Hildarson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did he take the bow with him to the doctor? To show them how it happend?

Cris Uzo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably, they went from where it happened to the hospital. I don't think they'll be going home to drop the now first

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Robert Rainer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer" by Dr. Robert E. Rainer, MD Recent media coverage has been devoted to the ability of alcohol to extend human life span. A rather insolent statement considering the historical barrage of disparaging findings regarding alcohol and its secondary ill health effects. However, if we isolate this one finding without examining the broader context of alcohol's adverse health effects, in the long run, we probably do more harm than good. Using Albert Einstein's famous equation, E=MC2 I have formulated the Time Longevity equation. By replacing the velocity of light coefficient with its equivalent velocity variables (distance/time), I have generated the Time or Longevity equation. Time equals the square root of distance squared times mass times the inverse of energy. I have proclaimed this formula, The Rainer Time Longevity Equation. Rainer's Time Longevity Equation T=√D2x M x 1/E Rainer's Time Longevity Equation states that an organism's life span is interdepend

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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bweird2day
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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bweird2day
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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David Bartley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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Inzane_sniper
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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Brenda Olano
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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Jerry Mathers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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Dan Ribarchek
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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Virginia Munger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like he's at risk. He'd have to lay down on that snow pile for a minute or two and refuse to move, and the drivers would have to choose to try to kill him, slowly, in order for this to be dangerous.

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Smoofy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT ALL OF THESE INVOLVED LADDERS AND FIXING SOMETHING? LITTERALLY.

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