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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?
It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!
We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.
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Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^
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bweird2day 7 years ago
could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.
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bweird2day 7 years ago
and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.
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Superluminal1 7 years ago
Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.
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David Bartley 7 years ago
I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."
#27
Inzane_sniper 7 years ago
Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...
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Brenda Olano 7 years ago
The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.
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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 7 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
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Inurri 7 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
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Diane Moffatt 7 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 7 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
Load More Replies... Inurri 7 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
Load More Replies... Diane Moffatt 7 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
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