You need to increase the “time off wedge”

If I earn £100K HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Then I woke up! 😆😆😆

I worked for a German company, and we were their only US group. Germany got tons of PTO, holiday closures etc. We had almost no holidays and very little PTO with 20 days MAX after 10 years. Would've been nice if they provided German benefits to us.

"Per my last email"

Stage 11 came well before stage 10. But I hit them all! Should've gotten a punch card so I could get a pizza party or something once I got all 12 punches.

how about : safe. physically safe from assault. I'm a teacher. student/teacher safety is not a thing.

How about the 'Me me me? The one who likes the perks of being a manager but is useless and makes it all about them?

Many people would get in a spate of trouble if they turned their phone off!

Weird that the negative is emphasized in the closest grouping about the 'goal' 1 is also 'Tilting at Windmills' and 'The World does not yet know what it needs.' 2 is also Charity / Volunteer work. 3 also covers 'Imposter Syndrome.'

Domestic terrorists abound, yet I can only carry one baggie of liquid items.

Better? Ask your Mommy to pack for you. Much quicker than trying to get through this!

Wish airports would have posters indicating their security requirements (e.g. remove belt) placed along the queues so more people were ready when they got to the front.

The "storage area" for carry-on luggage most certainly IS pressurized! Apart from that, so is the hold where checked luggage goes. To find out what would happen otherwise, read up on the DC-10 cargo door fiasco.

You need always swimming trunks, you never know if your hotel have a pool. If yes you will be lucky to have some with you

Number 3 is just straight up enabling

“There is technical support staff” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"At this point it isn't a question of if you're stupid, but just how stupid" = That's so interesting.

Meanwhile my side profile right now has a distinctive §-shape

And like always: this is just for men. Mentioning "a skirt" doesn't make this chart applicable to women

Was in the red zone once via work, it's a shocking place to find yourself

All the above

If a company tries earning my trust via an infographic, they'll have failed

Come on... use comic sans!

Lies.

I thought it was every 20 minutes, go spend some time in the woods for 20 years. 😂

Xlookup

But you only showed us 3

High five coworkers? Find out if your insurance covers the results.

Great, now we have to go to work "parties"?

Skip your morning coffee? What planet is this person from??!!!

Or maybe don't treat people differently based on innate characteristics and do those things for people who deserve it?

MS Word 3.2 was the best version of this. The program + your system could fit on a floppy and everything just plain worked. Now, Word won't even READ the documents it's own program created before a certain date. Many thanks for Libre Office!

Have 2 bosses, one is weak, whiny and ineffective, the other one is confrontational, doesn't listen and lazy. They're awful.

Doesn't this seem a little too robotic, when we are supposed to handle and control our emotions on whips, when to feel what to feel

I say "that makes no sense" and "what's wrong with you?"

PER MY LAST EMAIL… 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

#1Just go home and never attend that kind of event

I lack the skills for 1, 8 and 10 😓

Or just say, "Give me a raise or I'm leaving to another company with better pay."

My guide for office parties: don't go to them. Easy peasy!

Be more likeable? LOL!!!!

Did they really censor t-shirt?

This one is ridiculous. Puts all the blame on the employee give them the bonus or promotion promised or give them the assistance to meet the targets. Sometimes the targets are so unrealistic they cant be met. That is on the employer not the employee

Online meetings are great. "I'm turning off my camera to save bandwidth."