Hats off to you!

Well, promoting, AND hiring someone to replace the person promoted. Otherwise the promoted person will end up doing two jobs for the price of one!

I relate to this SO HARD.

Change it to "make this an email button" and it would be VERY efficient.

Yes! THIS! I need more money bc the price of living has gone up!

Just because other companies act s****y towards their staff, you do not have to.

How to be successful at 25: Have rich parents/ have a sugar daddy

Why is this so funny. I laughed for three mins.

Took me a veeeeeery long time to realise OOO is "Out Of Office". I was just reading it as "ooooo" like in ghost noises.

Bugger that. They should all work for the minimum wage they are paying their workers for a year. But with no access to their huge savings or available credit.

Ah yes! It's called Williams' Law.

One day last week I logged on to find someone has sent me a Teams message at after 8pm asking if anyone was online to look at an issue. Clearly there wasn't as it was after hours. I will say that the person did have a legit issue which we resolved in the morning.

Pretty sure you can found that in hieroglyph in some ancient pyramid.

Don't forget retiring at 35... Yes please!

F YES!

I too have this interest, but it's so difficult to find related activities.....

I SWEAR no one wants to WORK anymore?!?! I WONDER why!?!?

Tut, tut. That sure sphinx.

Does the Arabic really say “Your mom’s soul”?

Where can I fill out an application?

#myentirelife

Hey now, where else can you live on forever as an aid to navigation?

Spot on

it's ok to not be ok. Unless that means you need a day off for mental health reasons bc we wont approve that.

Toodles! Gonna go live in the forest now!

DAMN that's sexy

*cough* my boss *cough*

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Ugh so here’s the thing… tech companies are hoping a percentage of employees will quit when they announce back to office, so they can downsize without the bad PR of a big round of layoffs. They have no plans to backfill those positions.

It’s 2023, ffs. You’d think this would just happen automatically by now. Hell, you’d think a hell of a lot MORE things would be/act/perform/be programmed like we’re in the 21st Century, and not 1990, for f**k’s sake.

I love the idea of this

Thank you so much for the opportunity, but instead I would like to quiet quit. That means I do none of the work for all of the pay and keep the title.

Pic on the left should be him as a baby. Makes it more accurate and funnier imo

Ye this seems fake to me. If it was really a LinkedIn post, he'd be talking to his dog that he found almost starving on the road that no one wanted, and this would be after the dog failed at reciting Shakespeare. Get your facts straight smh 🙄. (Really hope I don't need to clarify here that I'm joking)

Me🖕

I had a job once where I learned that I made more than my boss. My salary was only 10% under his, and I was also a manager. But since I still did sales, I got commissions on top. My boss didn't mind, he didn't want to do sales and he recognized that neither of us made what we deserved anyway. Difference was he really loved the job and I hated it there.

My alarm is panic

Definitely stealing this. Sometimes I sit on an email reply for a couple days just to remind people I'm not their puppet 😂

Where would we be without memes?

wrong. working at home is 15% work and 85% getting distracted by your own brain

I think I've worked with all of these people.

Why are they all getting paid so much damn (I was joking)

What I believe now: people who are useless get promoted because they can't do the job. People who are good at their job get held down, because someone has to actually work to produce value.

No one works to make friends it money we want MONEY!!!!

If you want a rockstar, hire petrified starfish.

Politicians/ceo s/press: "the pandemic is over!" People with asthma, diabetes, cancer etc :"um,..."

LinkedIn authors by a huge margin

CC my boss to at all get a response from you, head of this particular stuff, because you didn't respond to my last tre mails..! Or as former collegue did, CC the top ceo in swe because the group manager neglected to do the task they had undertaken themselves... 🫣🔥

Truth