Same...

Cat > people

Leadership skills

I asked for a raise and they didn't give it to me. So now I only work for what they value me. And this is why I spend most of my working hours on BP! 🤣

"I'm sorry, sir, but I won't be able to come in today on account of needing to take care of my son whose school was canceled."

Damn, this hits hard

Majestic!

*smiling way too hard*

Person on the left side not taking the hint

It starts when we're in school. Getting called to the Principal's office. We're used to not being allowed to defend ourselves on equal ground because we've been infantilized. Boss big, you small. Such nonsense...

Good old USA :D Luckily we have ~28 days paid vacation, paid sick days and 1 year maternity leave (reduced wage tho) but I wouldn't trade that.

That's when I make a show of reading their name tag. And then acting 'shocked' when it doesn't have the word 'management' written on it.

I would do this

Nah. All you need is algebra.

My mood after leaving my cat:

So stupid when they say you should be here for other reasons. Like I don't give a hang about your business, I just want to earn enough to live my life

Sometimes when a snow storm or hurricane is coming, I think for a second " maybe they'll close my workplace." Then I remember I work at a hospital...

I've mastered it

Isn't this why communism always fails?

I'm very close with a particular colleague, it turned out that we live withing walking distance from each other, so before lockdown and home working, I used to drive her home and we would spend the journey griping about our jobs, colleagues, management

If my boss ever asks us for suggestions for improvement I'm dreaming

100%

My life...

I honestly despise people expecting recognition just cause they wield "manager" or "C" title. You do your job, I do mine. I's totally out of f..s to give which a*s you've been forced to kiss to get your badge. But you will have my full respect if you are competent at what you do.

I do this. I’m 14

[practices different deliveries in front of mirror ]

True stuff 😂

101st upvoter = me

I just change 'kind regards' to just 'regards' to let people know I hate them

For me there's no correlation between sleep and getting annoyed at work

The definition of 'okay': Not okay at all help me, Life is good, I hate life.

I threw A-nnette outta the winda to catch Linda 🤪

nah but ET looks cute

people. 🙄

Drama!!!!!!!!!

Worker: Give it a try, just in case, I bet you can express your feelings in cash better than you think

This is me before work

And I can't help the fact that I was born idiot intolerant.

blep

yet the day ahead will be at least 14 years long

"When I grow up, I want to be a trash man." - "You mean a waste sanitary technician?" - "Well, no..."

I just sit back and wait for the corporate BS to destroy them

Every morning when I wake up I seriously consider giving up of my entire career so I can get a few more hours of sleep

Um, why? Can you explain that again?

Don't be the snake, have some class solidarity

Tell me more!

Nah, when they become your manager!

ngl but the mask on chuckeys face looks like a cheap pillow w/ holes

And if you dare take it they will label you incompetent