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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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Ola Polowczyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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Kathleen Barlow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

Patrick Farley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and guys who fetishise this legit get pissed when a woman acknowledges that she knows she's beautiful. it's both hilarious and terrifying

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot to add the tiny hips and waist, perfectly flat stomach, but large round a*s and big boobs that go along with the common make fantasy woman. Basically, something that never occurs in nature. If they’re that obsessed with appearance, then why does it never matter that the guy looks like the troll who lives under a bridge?

Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And she had never farted or had a bowel movement. She was the perfect woman."

Jocelyn Kibbe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I prefer my women filled with a lifetime of s**t that has never been shitted

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Willa june Bonaparte
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cri I hate that some men think looks make us who we are. I "look like a boy" because I HAVE SHORT HAIR AND WEAR HOODIES. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME "LOOK LIKE A BOY"

Lorraine R
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to subscribe to a science fiction magazine with pretty good short stories. It amused me how often the only description the men writers would give of a female character was her apparent age and the size and shape of her breasts.

Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cover painting were even better. The men were in full-bore, rational spacesuits, the women in ripped clothing and a fishbowl helmet (usually looking terrified.)

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Terrakian Dragon
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None of which would be possible, of course, on an anorexic, 101 lb, 5' 7" body, unless they were surgically enhanced. LOL

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Amanda Cole
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up thinking that if I was beautiful I wasn't supposed to know it. I realize now that was just an attempt to keep my self-esteem low so that I wouldn't value myself enough to know what I deserve.

Jocelyn Kibbe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve thought about this before in general. Like I get being humble but it’s pretty wack that it’s more socially acceptable to say I look like the ugliest person ever than to say I like I look good.

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Mohammad Abbas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a man, I have to say that flawless women seem way too boring and pathetic.

Terrakian Dragon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think the above exaggerated description is of an idealized woman, you haven't seen a real female. What the lady in the tweet described was someone who was a candidate for a grave, not anyone who was HEALTHY. :-D

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M O'Connell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, that character has really weird proportions. I mean, how does someone grow to be 5'7" and yet still have a toddler's feet and head? How about this one: 5'7", 140 lbs. Her feet were size 8. Her hat size was within the adjustability of a one-size-fits-all cap. She only threw up when she was especially nervous. Her periods lasted between 3 and 7 days. Her top was a drapey-sheer fabric over a contrasting-color cable-knit sweater. There, that's a far more interesting character.

Pan Narrans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try Robert Heinlein or Terry Pratchett for male writers who wrote great novels with female leads.

Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And both were pretty much dyed-in-the-wool misogynists, too. Heinlein really couldn't help it; he fought in WWII and that's just the way things were. I'm pretty sure Pratchett was almost as old. But they worked at overcoming a handicap, rather than celebrating it. Kudos to them both. (And we miss them. Great writers.)

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Sue Prewitt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, she was anorexic, walked on feet so small it looked like she was on tip toe, and had a pin head.--- sexy

fainasKeturatis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's doing brain damage or smth because it's hard to bring together in not a ridiculous way but sadly know where this comes from

Terrakian Dragon
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm,amazing that she has periods at all, being anorexic at that height. Apparently microcephalic, she seems to have had her feet bound like the old Chinese once did since she was a child and is being sexually exploited with those see-through clothes. Yup, it's always SO charming to have a mentally-challenged, sex-trafficked female as a main "love"-interest in one's writing, isn't it? How refreshingly "novel". Perfect for the pervert set. Ewww.

Jennifer Corry
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stephen King was awesome for writing Carrie with so much realism about female issues. His wife must take a lot of credit.

Cathryn Cade
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't even get me started on how they write the sex... shudder.

BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she's beautiful, she knows it. She has invested a lot of time, effort and money to achieve it.

Karin Morris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahha can you imagine how freakish she would look. Oh that's funny

Gay-Trash-Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actual quote "she was beautiful, but didn't know it. men swooned over her, every time they would compliment her, her nipples would perk up through her clear shirt, making her a crowd favorite at bars." this is actually a thing like wtf

Harley Hans Hoglin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've met several beautiful women who didn't believe they were because someone had told them they weren't. What the hell. Who does that.

Margie S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great book about a heroine who is not pretty and knows it. The Ladies of Missalonghi , by Colleen McCullough. ;)

Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a Holocaust survivor... and I am not trying to be funny. Very sad.

Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want a female character well-written by a man, check out Jasper Fforde's funny fantasy/science fiction books about an intrepid "literary detective" called Tuesday Next. My husband was astonished to learn that the author is male. The lead character is plain knows it, but has other things to worry about. The books abound in literary jokes and conceits (such as tourists going inside books for tours with guides who are careful not to interfere with the plot).

Milorad Jevtic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am puzzled: Which woman doesn't know, is she beautiful or not???? She perfectly know it! How she is beautiful and how this impress men around!

Diddly Darn Daddio
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I've loved all of these posts, but this one? No. Sorry. I've actually read a lot of female characters written by men with relatable thoughts and feelings. They weren't just beautiful, they were average looking. This one I don't agree with.

Terrakian Dragon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a snarky parody of how some men write women in common action novels, not a serious excerpt. Good grief.

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Women writing men characters: He had perfect abs, delicate pale skin and he sparkled in the sunlight

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I would like to know in which book is such description.

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Women writing men characters: He wanted to send a d**k pick but didn't know who to send it to. He was 7" and 10 pounds. His ring was size 4. His hat size Monster. He'd never come, even once. His orgasm lasted 30 seconds. His bulge was apparent.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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giovanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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Sarah Kate Lamming
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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Giovanni
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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Emerald Joanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Hendra Lim
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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Ruby
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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Lemon Garnished Potato
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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Dora Bedpan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store

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juice
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe i'm wrong but some people get hurt more easily, and it can and will scar them... (although heartbreak at 15 can't have been very serious so i see where she's coming from)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if guys like natural look, then they should stick to a light bb cream and perhaps some mascara

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John McVie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually irritates me, and I'm a dude. I'd lose my s**t if people constantly touched me. At the bar this is the worst. I feel for you on this one, ladies.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen. Then they p**n the idiot off on me and now I'm expected to bro it up with some random jackass.

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Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch

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Dynein
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh honest toxic masculinity is a thing and it includes not opening up about your problems because that would show you're weak.

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally me. Mostly because women's compliments are usually genuine and nice, while a guy's compliments are often sexual and somehow related to my looks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is all the time, not just when they're drunk at bars.

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Rage Racer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.

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空の夢
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well we dont have that saying in greece but let me tell you it worked globally xD

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They spent that time to work out that actually they want to push that powerful woman around. And she ain't having it.

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Magpie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vaginas are "made" to pass babies through. Have you measured the head of a newborn lately?

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.

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空の夢
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its weird how they are raised to act totally irresponisbly and at the same time they are always the first option if not the only one to take leadership in most aspects of society

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pockets !!!!! I bought a pair of men's shorts last week. ( it is summer here). FIVE pockets. All of them useful sizes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This VICE thing needs a better understanding of biology and sexual selection... *facepalm*

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.

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Jill Pulcifer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.

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Full Name
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish every ideologue would be open about their craziness so I'd know how to avoid. Dating profile mentions politics? Pass. Hard pass.

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S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A meal, someone to talk to who'd listen, and some interesting conversation . . . Eric Adam Hovis wants a friend.

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Parmeisan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.

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Dark Pearl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.

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Chiara1125
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.

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Lynda Momalo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.

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Miranda Taylor-Hook
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

!goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him

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Annabell H.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please

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