You're my new hero

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

This.

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

In the 70's my sister wore a t-shirt that said: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Being able to open jars does not make you a real man. I lost count of how many jars I’ve had to open for men a long damn time ago.

I can't open a jar but I'd rather be alone than with my ex who could.

Guess what, I’m the one who opens jars in my house. I’m really and truly f****d.

Dont need a man to open a jar, all ya need is a spoon!

She must not have known the trick with cutlery :D

Oh! So that's what I forgot to write on my resume!

I can open my own jars just fine, thanks.

Wow. 👏👏👏

I'm a man and I have a tool that it's only reason for being is to help open jars. My lady uses it when I'm not around. And I often have to use it as well, I don't have gorilla grip.

You don't need brute strength for opening jars. All you need is a bit heat on the jar lid for expend and a breakfast knife to poke the place between lid and jar. That makes it get air a bit and vacuum effect is gone. Voila! easy opening jar. No brute force, only practical thinking :D

tbh, a rubber band could help with that.. just saying..

I open the jars for my husband lol.

I just ask the people in the store to open the jar for me and then bring it home lol

so true😂. Any man, even quite handy one if he looks handy but childish or/and scatterbrained... I guess I would say the same about him. Me included .

Oi be nice

omg men are so useless. this has become a feminist's website.

And they're useful for killing spiders in the house too.....BUT, I've learned to do that myself, so yes, I guess they aren't that useful.

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Her butch gf will open them gawd

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

:) Yeah.

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

i actually sang that LOL

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like: