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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.
Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.
Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.
And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.
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Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago
Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.
According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.”
Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.
They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.
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The Girl on Fire 5 years ago
People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.
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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.
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Kathleen Barlow 5 years ago
The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?
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Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"
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Kaisu 5 years ago
"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.
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Soupcat 5 years ago
Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them
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Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...
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Giovanni 5 years ago
Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender
Kaisu 5 years ago
Exactly, we should never dismiss abuse victims. It's only when a guy has multiple crazy exes that it's time for him to look in the mirror
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Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
or maybe there are just crazy exes out there...? Not all "crazy" exes are due to the other partner being an a**e.
Lex 2 years ago
My stepmom is the crazy ex, and Dad treated her AND my stepsister like they were his whole world. He really cared about them, and loved them. They are treating him like trash.
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Dippin Dot 5 years ago
Literally just blocked the number of someone today who told me that I'm bipolar because he played with my emotions (and my bank account) and I called him out on his selfishness. And now I'm going to be labeled as the crazy one because I decided being in a toxic relationship was bad for my mental health.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
You can complain to the cops if he stole from your account. Manipulative people are very good at lying, the trick is never lose your calm. Stay put, cross your arms in front of your chest. Stay stoic and don't manifest your emotions (I know it's hard, that's the trick they're good at, manipulating your emotions). COMPLAIN to authorities for any illegal activities. Good luck!
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Laine Light 4 years ago
Avoid guys like that. You'll often find that somehow by weird coincidence, ALL their exes are "crazy". (translation: it's him not them)
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
Some guys are lyers, they use that sentence exactly as the code describes. Not true every time, it depends on the real life context.
Cathy Mathews 4 years ago
A boyfriend can only "ruin your mental health" if you let him. Stand up for yourself and LEAVE. You don't need him. You are enough.
Harley Hans Hoglin 4 years ago
One of my ex's was nuts. Glad she is long gone from my life. But many men do use things like this to cover up the fact they are complete a$$holes and women should never date them.
Aryan Jones 4 years ago
You literally go on Craigslist or tinder and can find girls that make you all look stupid for like 50$ and they'll gum your tip. Guess mac makeup isnt so great for everyone... step your game up girls. I dont think you even consider yourselves
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
I hate this. Yes some ex females are batshit. But then there are the batshit men. My ex husband cheated on me, when I kicked him out he kicked in my door. Then finally was forcibly removed from the home by police then proceeded to turn off the electric, water, car insurance and call in my phone stolen that I PAID for. Then tried to tell everyone that I threw him into the "cold" (November in Az) WHILE he ran to the chick who he cheated on me with.... in his FAMILIES house. And I was the crazy one....ok yea.
David Dunn 4 years ago (edited)
I've dated some girls that have done some seriously (when compared to normal human behavior) "crazy" things. For example, I once dated a girl that spoke with a fake southern accent from the moment I met her, through two months of dating. And she cheated on me with a "friend" of mine, and carried on the accent with him lol. But I've never personally categorized them as crazy. Nor do I go around sharing that information with random people. Now, if people ask about crazy dating stories, yeah, I have some ammo on hand to share lol, but I never drop the persons name, or speak about them as though the particularly derogatory experiences are the sum of who they are. We all do crazy ish sometimes, it doesn't mean that's who we are as a person. Wouldn't it be great if we showed more care to one another, regardless of how difficult the interaction was, or how sourly the relationship ended?
April Marie Quinn 4 years ago
I think this works with both genders. Just because someone tells you horrible things about someone else, maybe don't believe it unless you see it with your own eyes.
D. Pitbull 4 years ago
Yeah... I always ask "Soo.... define 'crazy'... are we talking weapon usage here?" - so far has worked quite well... wow. I ... did not know how many stabby-knifey people were out there... nor did I realize that toasters and other small appliances could be used in those ways.
Patrick O'Harris 5 years ago
Wel some people are psychos. There are few of them but it happens.
Tiari 5 years ago
Sorry, but there ARE crazy ex-girlfriends. I (as a woman) met several of those and always wondered why on earth guys put up with that.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
And I've seen some guys that made me wonder why on earth she put up with THAT, too. Women don't have the corner on being crazy.
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MADELEINE KIMBALL 5 years ago
don't agree with this one. It's wrong to assume that the girl is always the victim. Someone could have actually had an abusive or just really crazy partner who was a girl.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
Those like you are responsible for the post's title. Consider that.
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues
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Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago (edited)
A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.
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Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
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J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
Terrakian Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
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K. 5 years ago (edited)
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
Daria Z 5 years ago
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
KatHat 5 years ago
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Bunzilla 5 years ago
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
"60 Jokes From Women That ‘Nice Guys’ Won’t Find Funny". They were not wrong.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
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Helen Haley 5 years ago
Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
Victoria Pitt 5 years ago
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
Foxxy 5 years ago
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
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Harleen 5 years ago
As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
SAKINA NAQVI 4 years ago
ok just gotta to say this that people are just --------- and im just so mad this may beside the point but i gotta lift this off my shoulders WHY DO ADULTS SAY THE WORLD IS MESSED UP B/C OF VIDEO GAMES AND THEN THEY GET THERE KID ONE LIKE BRUH ADULTS HAVE caused pollution , made tech ( its not a bad thing ) but just think about what they did they caused world wars and all of these were men but still the men in this generation aren't that stupid ( except some ) there can actually be good men out there like mr.beast
Living_Shadow 4 years ago (edited)
I think that these kinds of posts are good because they do call out s**t guys on their b******t but at the same time, they have a negative effect of reflecting these things on all guys, even if they don't mean to. They subconsciously create the notion that guys are c**p and that's what girls hold in the back of their minds. Bad encounters with men and other stories like these strengthen such notions. It is important to also appreciate the good men and specifically state that these a******s aren't the same. This is coming from an 18 year old female btw
Christina Uhlir 4 years ago
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
Laura Maeflower 4 years ago
First off, the article has a bad title, it's not funny, to anyone, not sure why they used the word funny. Secondly, we can't raise awareness about the way some men are treating women and also talk about the good men and also talk about bad ways women treat men and the good things about women all in one article every time. That's impractical when the person who made this article probablu just wanted to give examples of the bad treatment of women that's been going on. For people who think there should be more focus on good men, go make an article, same for those suggesting one about bad women. You can't please everyone and every cause 100% of the time. And for the people who thought this article was bashing men, these were just real women sharing real stories, take from that what you will.
Alia G. 5 years ago
Something about a lot of these rubbed me the wrong way. There's a certain amount of leeway that we get to criticize guys because obviously they've gotten a lot more privilege than us throughout history, however a lot of these tweets cross the line and generalize about men saying things like men are useless and are trash. That's so counterproductive and toxic in my eyes. I'm a girl and i've taken a fair amount of abuse from men, but to apply my bad experiences to all men is just really problematic.
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Good point. People have the tendency to over-generalise and it keeps the problems intact. I definitely see the points of these tweets, but also don't agree with some of them.
Load More Replies... Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
don't worry, it's just about popularity, some wiser pandas will eventually upvote you back if you say something true.
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deanna woods 5 years ago
These types of articles are supposed to start honest and open discussions and usually what ends up happening is someone(male and female alike) gets upset because they don't like what's being said. So let me say this: There are good people and there are bad people. Good people can be any sex, race, religion, sexuality, or age. Bad people can be these things as well. To be a good person, all you have to do is be kind and considerate of all people without expecting anything in return. It's expecting something in return that has led to the phrase "But I am a nice guy/girl". If you were truly a nice person, you wouldn't have to say it all the time.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
some people are not nice, because someone else is just stepping on their foot and ignoring it. So, at some point, they start to "bark" like little dogs, because the big dog is sitting on his head, and refusing to move. Some Big dogs are pricks sometimes, and they tell the small dogs "Don't bark! Be nice! Be F*CKING NICE! OK!!!!!?" so who's being wrong here? Seriously???
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David Downie 5 years ago
Wow! Let's just take all of these and change man for woman and see how how the comments go. Actually I love stereo type jokes about both sexes... one of the reasons is they are not real and make you question your beliefs... this is how humour works and why it shouldn't be controlled. Good Humour allows questioning of beliefs. The situation we are moving towards is banning "unacceptable" humour which is internalising a lot of people's bad thoughts and prejudices. I don't mean rank insulting jokes but gentle nudges. • What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Funny as f**k... and most mother in laws think so too.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
The change of man for woman is usually what got this started in the first place. Women jokes are just fine, then are they?
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Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld: "You wanna know the truth? You can't Handle the TRUTH!"
Daniel Molitor 5 years ago
this is two sides of one coin Men are usually more physically violent because that is what they are taught strength means everything, But that doesn't mean women are any less abusive their abuse is usually emotional and mental it doesn't kill the man it breaks him making him like the living dead that cant trust or feel safe in any relation.
Sarah Bodnar 4 years ago
Most physically abusive people are ALSO verbally, mentally, emotionally abusive (i.e. women broken down by mental/emotional abuse often stay with their physically abusive partners). There’s no comparison. Men who physically/sexually abuse aren’t “nice guys” who happen to hit/rape.
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Alexis DeBruyn 5 years ago
okay. these aren't "nice guys" anyone else notice that? I would really hope that actual "nice guys" would find these hilarious. just sayin...
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Actual nice guys probably would. But "nice guys" is a reference to a section of men who honestly believe that they're "nice guys" but then believe that that entitles them to whatever they want. e.g. "I paid for her meal and gave her my coat when she was cold but then she didn't sleep with me, what a b****!!!"
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
There are some good responses to SOME men being jerks. The rest is nothing more than sterotyping and portraying one gender as the scum of the earth. I believe that it's called sexism, but since women are doing it isnt. It must be similar to racism. Only white people can be racist, only men can be sexist.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
It's called 'dealing with social pressures through humor'. A lot of women use it instead of a gun or knife. It's mirroring the prevailing male attitude. If you heard this about women, most men wouldn't turn a hair. Dumb female jokes have been around since I was a child, at least (and that was a long time ago.) So, chill. Don't read them if they upset you that much.
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Living_Shadow 4 years ago
I strongly dislike how bored panda continuously posts things about a*****e men. There are good men out there too. It's always men being a******s to women posts here. I'm a girl btw.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
serious answer: for immature men, women are not individuals persons, fellow human beings, but aliens - apparently intelligent creatures one wants to comtact, but really weird. This is natural when you're 15. But some men never outgrow this stage, and remain with trying to find the "secret" way to "get" women (which they see as interchangeable) all their life.
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Karen Klinck 4 years ago
Go to Reddit. It's already there. You'll fit right in.
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Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
Ana J: I got downvoted so Bad for my jokes, where I reversed the table on women with male stereotypes about them. I don't care, popularity is just a contest. Truth is the truth, and that's the best you can get! Stereotypes contain a truth hidden in an overgeneralization. Jokes help us cope with our fears, studies show. Apparently, some people "CAN'T handle the Truth!"...
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Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Awwww, I didn't realize that was a goal for you. I wonder why that particular goal is such a big one for you? And guess what? If you have any black women friends, some of them might think the joke is funny, and some might not, because black women don't all think the same. Depends on the joke. If you don't have any black women friends, then why not? Then you could better determine if your black-woman jokes are funny before posting them. And typically, punching down is looked down upon as opposed to punching up. White men typically have more social power than black women. It's like rich people making fun of poor people is not typically funny except to mean rich people. But poor people making fun of rich people gets laughed at by poor & some rich, just like some guys on here are laughing even though this is mostly making fun of fake nice guys. They guys who are laughing know they aren't fake nice guys. The fact that you are upset says you may be a fake nice guy.
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Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
Load More Replies... J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
Terrakian Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Load More Replies... K. 5 years ago (edited)
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
Daria Z 5 years ago
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
KatHat 5 years ago
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
Load More Replies... Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Bunzilla 5 years ago
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
Load More Replies... Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
"60 Jokes From Women That ‘Nice Guys’ Won’t Find Funny". They were not wrong.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
Load More Replies... Helen Haley 5 years ago
Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
Victoria Pitt 5 years ago
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
Foxxy 5 years ago
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
Load More Replies... Harleen 5 years ago
As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
SAKINA NAQVI 4 years ago
ok just gotta to say this that people are just --------- and im just so mad this may beside the point but i gotta lift this off my shoulders WHY DO ADULTS SAY THE WORLD IS MESSED UP B/C OF VIDEO GAMES AND THEN THEY GET THERE KID ONE LIKE BRUH ADULTS HAVE caused pollution , made tech ( its not a bad thing ) but just think about what they did they caused world wars and all of these were men but still the men in this generation aren't that stupid ( except some ) there can actually be good men out there like mr.beast
Living_Shadow 4 years ago (edited)
I think that these kinds of posts are good because they do call out s**t guys on their b******t but at the same time, they have a negative effect of reflecting these things on all guys, even if they don't mean to. They subconsciously create the notion that guys are c**p and that's what girls hold in the back of their minds. Bad encounters with men and other stories like these strengthen such notions. It is important to also appreciate the good men and specifically state that these a******s aren't the same. This is coming from an 18 year old female btw
Christina Uhlir 4 years ago
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
Laura Maeflower 4 years ago
First off, the article has a bad title, it's not funny, to anyone, not sure why they used the word funny. Secondly, we can't raise awareness about the way some men are treating women and also talk about the good men and also talk about bad ways women treat men and the good things about women all in one article every time. That's impractical when the person who made this article probablu just wanted to give examples of the bad treatment of women that's been going on. For people who think there should be more focus on good men, go make an article, same for those suggesting one about bad women. You can't please everyone and every cause 100% of the time. And for the people who thought this article was bashing men, these were just real women sharing real stories, take from that what you will.
Alia G. 5 years ago
Something about a lot of these rubbed me the wrong way. There's a certain amount of leeway that we get to criticize guys because obviously they've gotten a lot more privilege than us throughout history, however a lot of these tweets cross the line and generalize about men saying things like men are useless and are trash. That's so counterproductive and toxic in my eyes. I'm a girl and i've taken a fair amount of abuse from men, but to apply my bad experiences to all men is just really problematic.
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Good point. People have the tendency to over-generalise and it keeps the problems intact. I definitely see the points of these tweets, but also don't agree with some of them.
Load More Replies... Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
don't worry, it's just about popularity, some wiser pandas will eventually upvote you back if you say something true.
Load More Replies... deanna woods 5 years ago
These types of articles are supposed to start honest and open discussions and usually what ends up happening is someone(male and female alike) gets upset because they don't like what's being said. So let me say this: There are good people and there are bad people. Good people can be any sex, race, religion, sexuality, or age. Bad people can be these things as well. To be a good person, all you have to do is be kind and considerate of all people without expecting anything in return. It's expecting something in return that has led to the phrase "But I am a nice guy/girl". If you were truly a nice person, you wouldn't have to say it all the time.
Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
some people are not nice, because someone else is just stepping on their foot and ignoring it. So, at some point, they start to "bark" like little dogs, because the big dog is sitting on his head, and refusing to move. Some Big dogs are pricks sometimes, and they tell the small dogs "Don't bark! Be nice! Be F*CKING NICE! OK!!!!!?" so who's being wrong here? Seriously???
Load More Replies... David Downie 5 years ago
Wow! Let's just take all of these and change man for woman and see how how the comments go. Actually I love stereo type jokes about both sexes... one of the reasons is they are not real and make you question your beliefs... this is how humour works and why it shouldn't be controlled. Good Humour allows questioning of beliefs. The situation we are moving towards is banning "unacceptable" humour which is internalising a lot of people's bad thoughts and prejudices. I don't mean rank insulting jokes but gentle nudges. • What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Funny as f**k... and most mother in laws think so too.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
The change of man for woman is usually what got this started in the first place. Women jokes are just fine, then are they?
Load More Replies... Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld: "You wanna know the truth? You can't Handle the TRUTH!"
Daniel Molitor 5 years ago
this is two sides of one coin Men are usually more physically violent because that is what they are taught strength means everything, But that doesn't mean women are any less abusive their abuse is usually emotional and mental it doesn't kill the man it breaks him making him like the living dead that cant trust or feel safe in any relation.
Sarah Bodnar 4 years ago
Most physically abusive people are ALSO verbally, mentally, emotionally abusive (i.e. women broken down by mental/emotional abuse often stay with their physically abusive partners). There’s no comparison. Men who physically/sexually abuse aren’t “nice guys” who happen to hit/rape.
Load More Replies... Alexis DeBruyn 5 years ago
okay. these aren't "nice guys" anyone else notice that? I would really hope that actual "nice guys" would find these hilarious. just sayin...
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Actual nice guys probably would. But "nice guys" is a reference to a section of men who honestly believe that they're "nice guys" but then believe that that entitles them to whatever they want. e.g. "I paid for her meal and gave her my coat when she was cold but then she didn't sleep with me, what a b****!!!"
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
There are some good responses to SOME men being jerks. The rest is nothing more than sterotyping and portraying one gender as the scum of the earth. I believe that it's called sexism, but since women are doing it isnt. It must be similar to racism. Only white people can be racist, only men can be sexist.
Karen Klinck 4 years ago
It's called 'dealing with social pressures through humor'. A lot of women use it instead of a gun or knife. It's mirroring the prevailing male attitude. If you heard this about women, most men wouldn't turn a hair. Dumb female jokes have been around since I was a child, at least (and that was a long time ago.) So, chill. Don't read them if they upset you that much.
Load More Replies... Living_Shadow 4 years ago
I strongly dislike how bored panda continuously posts things about a*****e men. There are good men out there too. It's always men being a******s to women posts here. I'm a girl btw.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
serious answer: for immature men, women are not individuals persons, fellow human beings, but aliens - apparently intelligent creatures one wants to comtact, but really weird. This is natural when you're 15. But some men never outgrow this stage, and remain with trying to find the "secret" way to "get" women (which they see as interchangeable) all their life.
Load More Replies... Karen Klinck 4 years ago
Go to Reddit. It's already there. You'll fit right in.
Load More Replies... Dora Bedpan 4 years ago
Ana J: I got downvoted so Bad for my jokes, where I reversed the table on women with male stereotypes about them. I don't care, popularity is just a contest. Truth is the truth, and that's the best you can get! Stereotypes contain a truth hidden in an overgeneralization. Jokes help us cope with our fears, studies show. Apparently, some people "CAN'T handle the Truth!"...
Load More Replies... Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Awwww, I didn't realize that was a goal for you. I wonder why that particular goal is such a big one for you? And guess what? If you have any black women friends, some of them might think the joke is funny, and some might not, because black women don't all think the same. Depends on the joke. If you don't have any black women friends, then why not? Then you could better determine if your black-woman jokes are funny before posting them. And typically, punching down is looked down upon as opposed to punching up. White men typically have more social power than black women. It's like rich people making fun of poor people is not typically funny except to mean rich people. But poor people making fun of rich people gets laughed at by poor & some rich, just like some guys on here are laughing even though this is mostly making fun of fake nice guys. They guys who are laughing know they aren't fake nice guys. The fact that you are upset says you may be a fake nice guy.
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