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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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    According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

    Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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    Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

    They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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    Pranav Joshi
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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    Stille20
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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    S.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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    Kelly Hartle
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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    giovanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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    Soupcat
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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    S.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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    giovanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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    Sarah Kate Lamming
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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    Giovanni
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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    Phil Boswell
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looks like you missed a true germ"…fixed it for you, you're welcome ;-)

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    Jjjane20
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have similar experience, he tried a few times to contact me, then he accepted my rejection, then he contacted me again and wanted explanation, I told him that is my personal thing and asked him to let it go, he accepted, then contacted me again if I was sure about my decision.. I was. then "accidentally" contacted me again and then I blocked him.. I tried to be kind to him but it didn't work 🤷‍♀️

    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called "insecurity" and seen it men and women. "I'm calling to let you know that I'm not going to call you anymore", is another doozy I've witnessed being done by men and women.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahahaha go girl... he'll write her back in a month i bet.... some men are a glutton for punishment

    Aryan Jones
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally go on Craigslist or tinder and can find girls that make you all look stupid for like 50$ and they'll gum your tip. Guess mac makeup isnt so great for everyone... step your game up girls, alot of this men hate is coming from dirty girls with actual stds

    Jennifer Corry
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, lots of losers pull that on Facebook. Not necessarily the blocking threat, but the whole "I'm a GOOD person and different and I never love anyone like you!" Only one moron said he'd block me once, and he was a loser who was married and pissed that, once again, I didn't want to meet him.

    Laine Light
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a guy who physically and verbally abused me. After being in the hospital for a concussion he gave me, I returned to collect my belongings and he asked "aren't you going to say goodbye?"

    Lauren Swift
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were brave to go back and get your things! Sorry you went through this.

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    Sonya Howse
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, I’m glad I said no, cause you don’t do what you say your going to do.”

    Rae
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this on a t-shirt, but written backwards so I can read it and laugh every time I look in a mirror

    Not what you think.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have blocked him first before he can send "Any last words?". Imagine horror he will get realizing his douchbaggery didn't work.

    Rage Racer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have seen rejection handled poorly by both genders. Maturity is the common trait not the gender.

    R S
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also, I had one woman say that "I'll be back, every man comes back and tries to get with her." (never went back, but she did call me several times over the following year). I think generally women deal with the rejection process a bit better because they are able to process the emotions and get through them eventually moving on. Men are taught to suppress the emotions and they have nowhere to go except to internalize and create a feeling of inferiority. And often, after feeling inferior men attack in some way. Of course, these are gross generalizations.

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    Adri Willes
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe I missed something, but this doesn't seem bad...? both parties were cordial and to the point...

    Avital Pilpel
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, he wasn't threatening to kill her, he was just asking if she has anything else to say to him before he stops commenting. A jerk, yes; a would-be murderer, no.

    Terrakian Dragon
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, you DO realize there is more than one interpretation of the phrase "Any last words?" right? The post never implies AT ALL that she thought the dimwit was going to kill her, just that she thought he was an idiot.

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    as for me, i used it after hearing the whole rant of other people

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    Emerald Joanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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    Hendra Lim
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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    Ruby
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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    Dora Bedpan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!

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    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store

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    juice
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe i'm wrong but some people get hurt more easily, and it can and will scar them... (although heartbreak at 15 can't have been very serious so i see where she's coming from)

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    S.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if guys like natural look, then they should stick to a light bb cream and perhaps some mascara

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    John McVie
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually irritates me, and I'm a dude. I'd lose my s**t if people constantly touched me. At the bar this is the worst. I feel for you on this one, ladies.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Then they p**n the idiot off on me and now I'm expected to bro it up with some random jackass.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh honest toxic masculinity is a thing and it includes not opening up about your problems because that would show you're weak.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally me. Mostly because women's compliments are usually genuine and nice, while a guy's compliments are often sexual and somehow related to my looks.

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    Firework
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all the time, not just when they're drunk at bars.

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    Rage Racer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.

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    空の夢
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well we dont have that saying in greece but let me tell you it worked globally xD

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    Magpie
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spent that time to work out that actually they want to push that powerful woman around. And she ain't having it.

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    Magpie
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaginas are "made" to pass babies through. Have you measured the head of a newborn lately?

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its weird how they are raised to act totally irresponisbly and at the same time they are always the first option if not the only one to take leadership in most aspects of society

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    Magpie
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets !!!!! I bought a pair of men's shorts last week. ( it is summer here). FIVE pockets. All of them useful sizes.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This VICE thing needs a better understanding of biology and sexual selection... *facepalm*

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish every ideologue would be open about their craziness so I'd know how to avoid. Dating profile mentions politics? Pass. Hard pass.

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    S.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meal, someone to talk to who'd listen, and some interesting conversation . . . Eric Adam Hovis wants a friend.

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah had an ex-gf with the photo obsession, what's up with that?

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    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.

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    Chiara1125
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.

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    Lynda Momalo
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.

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    Miranda Taylor-Hook
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him

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    Annabell H.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please

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