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If you are a woman with an online presence, you’ve probably gotten unwanted messages from men who are, at best, shooting their shot and at worst, being horrible creeps. If you are a man, perhaps try making a fake account posing as a woman and see how many days, if not hours, it takes for a message similar to the ones here to show up in your inbox.
We’ve gathered some hilarious and, at times, disturbing responses women have given the unsolicited and downright creepy DMs. So get comfortable, prepare yourself for the worst, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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#2
Oof
#3
Seems Like A Stable Guy
#4
He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now
#5
He Wanted To Roleplay, So I Did
#6
I Waited So Long To Post This
#7
He Unmatched With Me After This, Can’t Imagine Why
#8
I Thought That This Would Be Good Here Too
#9
Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May?!
#10
I Think This Belongs Here Don't You Think?
#11
Mans Was Really Panicking
Crystalwitch60 1 month ago
I’m so stealing that one lmao not that I ever use cattle markets sorry dating sites 😂vile places but that’s a class reply
#12
Feel Like This Reply Might Be Of Use To Some Of You On This Sub
#13
He Stopped Replying After That
#14
How To Ruin A Pervert’s “Happy Time”
#15
Free Advertising For Febreeze At Least?
#16
Check Mate
#17
Guy Is 10 Years Older, And Blocked Me After Reading My Reply. I Clearly Stated In My Profile I Was Looking For People 5 Years Older Maximum, And Nothing Sexual
#18
Haven't Talked To You In 10 Years?
#19
Ahh It’s The Good Ol’ “Age Is Just A Number” Quote
#20
I Was Super Bored And Decided To Try The "Meet New People" Feature Of Kik. Never Again
#21
Best Way To Deal With Random Creeps!
#22
My New Self Defense Mechanism
#23
I Never Got A Reply
#24
He Unmatched With Me Almost Immediately After
#28
My Fav Comeback To A D**k Pic
#29
Tinders Fun :/
#30
My First Instagram Solicitation!
#31
He Want No Bird
#32
Pretty Sure He Thinks That Tongue Emoji Counts As A Wingman
#33
Easy To Say I Was Blocked
#34
Aren’t Dating Apps A Lovely Place To Meet Normal, Sane People?
#35
He Unmatched Me 😂 I Still Prefer A Classy ‘Hello’
#37
Smh, Who Wouldn't Date Shrek?
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 month ago
Oh, that is layers of burn right there. I'd offer him an onion but I think it'd just make him cry even more XD
#38
This Was The Best Anime Character Arc Of All Time
tori Ohno 1 month ago
It should be a crime, as in "he gets arrested" when men react viciously when a woman turns him down.
Novel Idesa 1 month ago
I don't think the person was actually a 12 year old, they just said that to get the guy to panic.
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From_Another_World 3 weeks ago
If u look in the Reddit post, OP clarified in the comments that they’re not 12
WalkieTaco 3 weeks ago
I gotta be honest, as disgusting as that is, he genuinely did do what it took to redeem himself, (although it was under pretense that he'd be arrested if he didn't.) so I'll give him a point for that. He's still in the negatives, but....
BookFanatic 1 month ago
I mean, I hate to call anything about this "wholesome," but the green guy really did a good thing there.
Hollerfloozy 1 month ago
Dude might be a creep but he sorta did the right thing and tried to make amends. Like creepy, bu wholesome as well? I dunno....
kansasmagic 1 month ago
No, he did the right thing in hopes of not having a "chat" with the cops.
#39
Why I Don't Date Much Younger Guys
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 1 month ago
how did he get "who's" correctly but not know how to use "you're"?
#40
Quarantine Has Left Me With No F–king Chill
#41
Sexting Is Easy!
#42
Ant Farm Blocked Me Right After This
#44
This Is How I Handle A Creepy Pm
#45
My New Standard Response To Unsolicited D**k Pics
#47
I Think He’s Gonna Unmatch Me Soon
#48
He Might Need To Work A Little On His Comebacks
#49
What It's Like On Tinder As A Veterinarian (He Unmatched 😂)
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Sergio Bicerra 1 month ago
It only takes one screenshot from one guy showing it worked for him to make the creeps crawl off their basements to harras women.
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TruthoftheHeart 1 month ago
Oh God I just can't even with these seriously were these men living under a rock that they think this is actually okay?!? Only got halfway through before I remember this is why I stopped socializing with men even as friends. Because too often that's a lie also.
katiekat0214 1 month ago
There's one guy who's been texting me now for a couple of years. He's more persistent than most, but then again, I've trained hundreds into silence since I've been online since the 90s on several different programs. This one will be trained into silence also. It's a total power, dominance, control game. He wants attention; I withhold. He wants interaction; I withhold. It's all about doing what they dislike, in order to displease them and p**s them off. Such an awful, s****y game, and I am HERE FOR IT FOREVER. Be nasty with me? Go down an oubliette and be forgotten forever.
Story Rook 1 month ago
This is why I don't date. Sifting through the endless men who do things like this.
Kat Alison 1 month ago
If this goes on, I give it about 100 years for the human species to go extinct.
BrunoVI 1 month ago
I remember back in the '90s when the Hollywood-owned news media was first trying to mainstream porn, there were several articles about how porn would be GOOD for society, because it would reduce the incidence of sexual violence.
Forrest Hobbs 1 month ago
BrunoVI, I'm afraid you're a couple of decades out. Porn went mainstream in the 1970s. E.g., https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_Green_Door. Not sure what Hollywood owned news media you're referring to - sounds like some sort of right-wing conspiracy theory to me, aka "made-up nonsense". The "reasoning" you're putting forward about legitimizing porn sounds like the right-wing extremist nonsense I first found out about in the 1980s. It struck me even then as most likely wrong and definitely misogynist.
HeavyMetalHeart 1 month ago
I used a dating site and am about to marry the amazing guy I met there. You have to deal with a lot of c**p, but there are decent people on there.
Sergio Bicerra 1 month ago
It only takes one screenshot from one guy showing it worked for him to make the creeps crawl off their basements to harras women.
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Oh God I just can't even with these seriously were these men living under a rock that they think this is actually okay?!? Only got halfway through before I remember this is why I stopped socializing with men even as friends. Because too often that's a lie also.
katiekat0214 1 month ago
There's one guy who's been texting me now for a couple of years. He's more persistent than most, but then again, I've trained hundreds into silence since I've been online since the 90s on several different programs. This one will be trained into silence also. It's a total power, dominance, control game. He wants attention; I withhold. He wants interaction; I withhold. It's all about doing what they dislike, in order to displease them and p**s them off. Such an awful, s****y game, and I am HERE FOR IT FOREVER. Be nasty with me? Go down an oubliette and be forgotten forever.
Story Rook 1 month ago
This is why I don't date. Sifting through the endless men who do things like this.
Kat Alison 1 month ago
If this goes on, I give it about 100 years for the human species to go extinct.
BrunoVI 1 month ago
I remember back in the '90s when the Hollywood-owned news media was first trying to mainstream porn, there were several articles about how porn would be GOOD for society, because it would reduce the incidence of sexual violence.
Forrest Hobbs 1 month ago
BrunoVI, I'm afraid you're a couple of decades out. Porn went mainstream in the 1970s. E.g., https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_Green_Door. Not sure what Hollywood owned news media you're referring to - sounds like some sort of right-wing conspiracy theory to me, aka "made-up nonsense". The "reasoning" you're putting forward about legitimizing porn sounds like the right-wing extremist nonsense I first found out about in the 1980s. It struck me even then as most likely wrong and definitely misogynist.
HeavyMetalHeart 1 month ago
I used a dating site and am about to marry the amazing guy I met there. You have to deal with a lot of c**p, but there are decent people on there.
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