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If you are a woman with an online presence, you’ve probably gotten unwanted messages from men who are, at best, shooting their shot and at worst, being horrible creeps. If you are a man, perhaps try making a fake account posing as a woman and see how many days, if not hours, it takes for a message similar to the ones here to show up in your inbox.
We’ve gathered some hilarious and, at times, disturbing responses women have given the unsolicited and downright creepy DMs. So get comfortable, prepare yourself for the worst, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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#2
Oof
#3
Seems Like A Stable Guy
#4
He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now
#5
He Wanted To Roleplay, So I Did
#6
I Waited So Long To Post This
#7
He Unmatched With Me After This, Can’t Imagine Why
#8
I Thought That This Would Be Good Here Too
#9
Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May?!
#10
I Think This Belongs Here Don't You Think?
#11
Mans Was Really Panicking
Crystalwitch60 1 month ago
I’m so stealing that one lmao not that I ever use cattle markets sorry dating sites 😂vile places but that’s a class reply
#12
Feel Like This Reply Might Be Of Use To Some Of You On This Sub
#13
He Stopped Replying After That
#14
How To Ruin A Pervert’s “Happy Time”
#15
Free Advertising For Febreeze At Least?
#16
Check Mate
#17
Guy Is 10 Years Older, And Blocked Me After Reading My Reply. I Clearly Stated In My Profile I Was Looking For People 5 Years Older Maximum, And Nothing Sexual
#18
Haven't Talked To You In 10 Years?
#19
Ahh It’s The Good Ol’ “Age Is Just A Number” Quote
#20
I Was Super Bored And Decided To Try The "Meet New People" Feature Of Kik. Never Again
#21
Best Way To Deal With Random Creeps!
#22
My New Self Defense Mechanism
#23
I Never Got A Reply
#24
He Unmatched With Me Almost Immediately After
#28
My Fav Comeback To A D**k Pic
#29
Tinders Fun :/
#30
My First Instagram Solicitation!
#31
He Want No Bird
#32
Pretty Sure He Thinks That Tongue Emoji Counts As A Wingman
#33
Easy To Say I Was Blocked
#34
Aren’t Dating Apps A Lovely Place To Meet Normal, Sane People?
#35
He Unmatched Me 😂 I Still Prefer A Classy ‘Hello’
#37
Smh, Who Wouldn't Date Shrek?
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 month ago
Oh, that is layers of burn right there. I'd offer him an onion but I think it'd just make him cry even more XD
#38
This Was The Best Anime Character Arc Of All Time
#39
Why I Don't Date Much Younger Guys
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 1 month ago
how did he get "who's" correctly but not know how to use "you're"?
#40
Quarantine Has Left Me With No F–king Chill
#41
Sexting Is Easy!
#42
Ant Farm Blocked Me Right After This
#44
This Is How I Handle A Creepy Pm
#45
My New Standard Response To Unsolicited D**k Pics
#47
I Think He’s Gonna Unmatch Me Soon
#48
He Might Need To Work A Little On His Comebacks
#49
What It's Like On Tinder As A Veterinarian (He Unmatched 😂)
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Sergio Bicerra 1 month ago
It only takes one screenshot from one guy showing it worked for him to make the creeps crawl off their basements to harras women.
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TruthoftheHeart 1 month ago
Oh God I just can't even with these seriously were these men living under a rock that they think this is actually okay?!? Only got halfway through before I remember this is why I stopped socializing with men even as friends. Because too often that's a lie also.
katiekat0214 1 month ago
There's one guy who's been texting me now for a couple of years. He's more persistent than most, but then again, I've trained hundreds into silence since I've been online since the 90s on several different programs. This one will be trained into silence also. It's a total power, dominance, control game. He wants attention; I withhold. He wants interaction; I withhold. It's all about doing what they dislike, in order to displease them and p**s them off. Such an awful, s****y game, and I am HERE FOR IT FOREVER. Be nasty with me? Go down an oubliette and be forgotten forever.
Sergio Bicerra 1 month ago
It only takes one screenshot from one guy showing it worked for him to make the creeps crawl off their basements to harras women.
Load More Replies... TruthoftheHeart 1 month ago
Oh God I just can't even with these seriously were these men living under a rock that they think this is actually okay?!? Only got halfway through before I remember this is why I stopped socializing with men even as friends. Because too often that's a lie also.
katiekat0214 1 month ago
There's one guy who's been texting me now for a couple of years. He's more persistent than most, but then again, I've trained hundreds into silence since I've been online since the 90s on several different programs. This one will be trained into silence also. It's a total power, dominance, control game. He wants attention; I withhold. He wants interaction; I withhold. It's all about doing what they dislike, in order to displease them and p**s them off. Such an awful, s****y game, and I am HERE FOR IT FOREVER. Be nasty with me? Go down an oubliette and be forgotten forever.
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