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Madlass Researcher

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Aran Lindvail 2 years ago

She is not wrong, you know.

369points

#3

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Not-very-graceful 2 years ago

you go girl!

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London-based comedy writer and multitalented creative Ariane shared with Bored Panda what she thinks are the main things that help lead a high-quality life, no matter what gender you might be.

“I think four things are essential for a full life: being true to yourself, being kind to yourself and others, having fun, and working hard to achieve your dreams,” she shared.

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This Is 90 Year Old Suzanne Hoylaerts Of Belgium. She Passed Away After Refusing A Respirator To Combat Covid-19 Telling Her Doctors “Save It For The Youngest Who Need It Most, I’ve Already Had A Beautiful Life”

This Is 90 Year Old Suzanne Hoylaerts Of Belgium. She Passed Away After Refusing A Respirator To Combat Covid-19 Telling Her Doctors “Save It For The Youngest Who Need It Most, I’ve Already Had A Beautiful Life”

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Not-very-graceful 2 years ago

Almost brought me to tears. Rest in Peace <3

263points

#5

Zoinks!

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Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

i agree no helmet he wasnt protecting his head he was asking for it

387points

Saint Thomas 2 years ago

I agree on your agreement of the fact that he wasn't protecting his head and thus was asking for it.

51points

Anne Edwards 2 years ago

His actions prove that there is absolutely no need to protect his head. Any damage to his brain had already been done.

27points

Paul Davis 2 years ago

9/10 Republican senators agree that men have the ability to not be injured when baseball bats hit them unless they want to be so clearly he was into it.

16points

Eiram 2 years ago

He was holding a sign that practically gave permision. I mean if you don't read all the sign it says "deserve to be raped" so he got raped... over the head... with a long cylinder... of wood.

8points

Jane 2 years ago

Regardless of how wrong he may be, I can't believe ur advocating violence. Ur part of the problem with this world

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RandomBeing 2 years ago

Women are simply too emotional to control themselves :) If he didn't want it he shouldn't have put himself in such a bonkable situation /s

61points

RedMarbles 2 years ago

Bonkable situation made me laugh

28points

Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

What was he wearing? Because obviously he was asking for it. 🤨

60points

Vic 2 years ago

His personality! And he was definitely asking for it..

22points

Ash 2 years ago

It's what he WASN'T wearing that made it obvious that he wanted it...which was a helmet.

11points

Demongrrrrl 2 years ago

He was dressed provacatively - his accessories (the sign) proved he was asking for it.

6points

Sander 2 years ago

Why would you protect something that is empty?

37points

Felice Coles 2 years ago

Hahaha! Did his head ring like a gong?

16points

AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

I remember this and I laughed so hard. Good for her.

33points

EEF🤓 2 years ago

How the hell can a supposedly religious man think in this way. Mind boggling

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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 2 years ago

Because religion is notoriously anti-woman. I find it utterly insane but it's a long standing tradition of religion to belittle and victimise woman

39points

Moezzzz 2 years ago

We're supposed to be servants to our husbands and be glad that someone wanted us as a wife in the first place. Yeah, it's bs and the reason I no longer go to church. I think the teachings (for Catholics has been updated due to the new pope being so "with the times", but still)

13points

Scagsy 2 years ago

I have nothing to add. Samantha just nailed it 100%. Go girl!

13points

inky Panda 2 years ago

why was he holding that sign in the first place???

12points

Lainie 2 years ago

He provoked the crowd so someone would give him a good shot.

4points

RoseTheMad 2 years ago (edited)

I'm going to assume he isn't wearing a bulletproof vest, either so he's just asking to be shot.. though tbh, I wouldn't aim for where the vest was anyway, I'm shooting this d**k in the d**k.

8points

kjorn 2 years ago

why the womans didn't hit the balls?... get it? baseball bat... balls?

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I I 2 years ago

BRILLIANT

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Charlie Taube 2 years ago

Women deserve to be raped -this preacher Yeah something tells me God is really anti-rape and really doesn’t care if the woman was “asking for it” you’re still gonna go to hell

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Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

I agree

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Livvi Hammiford 2 years ago

Can someone get that woman a medal?

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Rick Hoppenbrouwer 2 years ago

She should have hit him a few more times.

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Shayne Horton 2 years ago

maybe his father should of wore the helmet on that fateful night he was conceived

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Batwench Premium 2 years ago

That would not be the head I would aim for on his body.

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Rachel W B 2 years ago

He did this on purpose to get a reaction. I would have just patted his head and say run along silly boy (to the nearest hard-core prison) And pray a nice big butch flaming homosexual would rape him with his 15inch baseball bat.

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KariLovesHerKat 2 years ago

What an absolute tool.

4points

James Tartaglione 2 years ago

this is a fantastic response

4points

Anton Kider 2 years ago

Get what you deserve...

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Sue Sanders 2 years ago

"You deserve to be raped"??? How can anyone, much less a preacher, suggest such a thing?

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Mickie Shea 2 years ago

He preaches the devils words so he gets the devils treatment. What a creep.

3points

Kim Lorton 2 years ago

Yep. He was asking for it. Just because he wasn’t wearing the right attire!

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Salty Wild Hair 2 years ago

DESERVE TO BE RAPED? WTF! I guess she couldn't get in a second swing.

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Granny 2 years ago

PREACHER??????

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Sarah R. 2 years ago (edited)

I mean, you ARE asking for it if you're pro-r@pe.

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Mary Bricklin 2 years ago

What a shitty person to hold a sign like that. Did he honestly expect every woman who saw it to just fall to her knees and say 'you're right! I do deserve to get raped!'?

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

Why did she stop?

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Dani Alexander 2 years ago

The sign on the bat said “that a-hole deserves to be hit” 😉

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Frisinator 2 years ago

She should have smashed his balls.

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Felice Coles 2 years ago

Preacher of what church?! The Church of the Damned?

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

He didn't need to protect his head. It's solid bone.

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Fresh Big 2 years ago

And the Lord did smite that MF. Blessed be the woman who was chosen to be the divine instrument of the Lords bidding, and blessed be her holy bat. Ah, men.

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Anna Lessens 2 years ago

Best prayer I ever heard

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Gypsy Lee 2 years ago

You deserve to be hit in the face with a bat.

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Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Did that say preacher! I hope she changed this devils ass kisser's profession! Too bad she didn't have just a tad more strength!

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Small Giant Panda 2 years ago

Play stupid games...

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Bob Standen 2 years ago

What his friend Jesus didn't yell 'look out she's behind you'?

2points

Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

😂😂🤣

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Annie Myers 2 years ago

Is no one getting this? Brilliant response, as idiots like this halfwit claims women dressed provocatively are asking to be raped.

2points

John 2 years ago

What a BAD MAN for wearing such a disgusting t shirt. Horrible bad man.

2points

Enlee Jones 2 years ago

Really, look at how he was dressed!!

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Sawyer Kidder 2 years ago

He deserved it

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Vishy 2 years ago

His attitude needed some readjusting. Well done.

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Tom Lippert 2 years ago

So violence is the answer. Now when they bomb abortion clinics you all will be ok.,.,..

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JJM 2 years ago

And he's a preacher.....that's just wrong.

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Julian McCallum 2 years ago

As a Christian, I am horrified by that preacher. It is people like those who give Christians a bad reputation. There are many people who say they are Christian and will attend Church and worship God, but don't live a Christian life. And Non Christians only notice those people and not the vast majority of us who try to show what a christian is really like.

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greenbean 2 years ago

Asked, deserved and was delivered. Amen.

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DanieLegz 2 years ago

He is the helmet

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redties_and_blackparades 2 years ago

Good.

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SuePrew 2 years ago

Why would he say that?

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Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

He does deserve to be beaten by a pulp. But "preacher" implies a congregation. He is not a preacher, just a provocateur, the one follower of Brother Jed (George Smock). Reminds me of Fred Phelps, the liberal Democrat politician and personal friend of Al Gore who decided to make Christians look bad by pretending to found a church, attended only by family members, called Westboro Baptist.

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M@rlow_the BLINK 2 years ago

HE SO DESERVED IT

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JuniorCJ82 2 years ago

How can he be a preacher if he's not a Christian?

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Jace 2 years ago

What an a*****e. Deserved a few more punches like that.

1point

Susan Williams 2 years ago

He will recover from his wound. Hi victim will carry her pain the rest of her life.

0points

Susan Williams 2 years ago

He will recover from the head wound. The rapist victim will carry her pain all her life.

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KCN 2 years ago

Holy s**t. He's not any kind of preacher.

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LSR 2 years ago

Ha haa, do that to every priest, minister and any imbecile who believes in imaginary things in the sky.

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Karen Scheltema 2 years ago

He's a preacher??? Certainly not ordained by God.

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Don't Look 2 years ago

Calling this childish college student a preacher is a touch misleading. Then again, he’s proud of the attention so…

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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago (edited)

He deserves it too. Let's see how he likes it. With a "Lucille"

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Ozymandias73 2 years ago

RIGHTEOUS!!

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Deborah Padgett 2 years ago

A Preacher carrying a sign like this??? He deserved more than a bat to the head. Preachers like this is what made me quit going to church and believing in god forever.

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The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 2 years ago

I hope she left it in his ass👹

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XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

Good

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Maiun 2 years ago

Religion and patriarchy, mutually beneficial ideologies designed to oppress women.

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Uisgea Beatha 2 years ago

Should have hit him more, and necessarily in the head.

0points

Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

Um while I agree with her... Assaulting someone isn't okay like WTF

0points

Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

Omg I misread it never mind 🤦🏼‍♀️ carry on and ignore me I'm dumb lol

1point

Joseph White 2 years ago

Rape is wrong but beating up people with bats is okay.

0points

Ashley Lynne 2 years ago

Yeah I kinda feel the same way... Violence isn't useful at all. This guy is scum but hitting him isn't right at all. And now he will be believed by his followers to be some kind of Martyr.... Ugh

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Whowhatwherewhy? 2 years ago

It's sad that anyone would carry a sign that said that. But a Preacher makes it a million times worse. And that Preacher doesn't know God. God is love. That so called preacher doesn't know our Lord.

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LazyPanda 2 years ago

Thank God

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Frannie Kaplan 2 years ago

I want this to be #1

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Id row 2 years ago

Reason #368 why religion should be abolished.

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Eiram 2 years ago

I view it as just a lot of fan fiction... helps me.

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righttoopinion 2 years ago

The obligatory hate religion post!!!

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Evil Little Thing 2 years ago

It's an accurate broad stroke though. How many secular terrorist organizations do you know of? Atheists just don't go around committing mindless violence. Religion is the #1 justification for atrocities. If you don't approve, then look to the political platforms your religion endorses and think about how they could be exploited by awful people to commit atrocities. Then change your religion.

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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 2 years ago

Freedom of speech does not equals freedom on consequences. Personally I wouldn't have hit him but I sure would have wanted to. And I'm sure that the woman who did has to face the consequences of her actions too. Freedom of speech doesn't mean you can say what you like and everyone just has to sit there and accept it with zero response. Bleating freedom of speech because someone reacts to your "opinion" is pathetic - yeah you've a right to say it if you want, but you also have to accept that sometimes your voice is going to upset people and could cause you harm in the long run. He didn't have to say such a cruel and horrendous thing, she didn't have to hit him. They both had choices and lived with the consequences of such. That there is the freedom folk screech about.

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Your fellow Gay 2 years ago

I don't own any self defense

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#6

Mad Lass Pretends To Not Know English

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

This is the level of petty, I aspire to be.

408points

“Also, stop caring so much what other people think (you learn this as you get older!). We know we’re on track if we’re happy. Emotional pain signals that we need to change something in our lives,” Ariane explained to us how we can gauge if we’re on the right path in life or if we should consider changing some things.

Bored Panda wanted to get Ariane’s opinion on why some women are still pressured to get married as soon as possible, even in the West, in the 21st century. “Maybe not as soon as possible, but certainly at some point,” she said.

“I felt the pressure so badly, I went and married the wrong guy and regretted it,” Ariane opened up to us.

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Madlass

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𝖊𝖆 2 years ago

If ladies run too fast their wombs might fall out /s It’s the same with trains apparently - that was a genuine concern with the first steam engines, men worried the speed would make their wombs shoot out of their bodies!

283points

#8

This Muslim Woman Took A Photo In Front Of An Anti-Muslim Protest Like A Pro

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A.J Milne 2 years ago

Muslims are actually pretty cool people, don't know why people gotta be so mean

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#9

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Gin 2 years ago

She is NINETY??? Wow. Cool hair Grandma.

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She also offered a good comeback for when a woman gets asked why she’s not married yet. “I guess the comeback depends on the person asking, but try sighing and joking, ‘I guess I’m just not over your dad!’”

According to comedy writer Ariane, there are still many challenges that women face in this day and age, even in the West. She told us that “there’s still a lot of misogyny” and the sexual assault conviction rate is “shocking.”

“In the UK, only 7% of cases get to court and convictions are only 1.7% when it’s estimated that 95% of perpetrators are guilty. There’s definitely still a lot of work to do,” she said.

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I like that...I'm gonna try that now when people ask.

141points

#11

This Sister

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

They did a movie about this with Hilary Swank. What they didn't tell you at the end of the film, was the Kenny died 6 months after he was released in a motorcycle accident. Tragic.

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#12

Thanks Emma From 1877!

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Jeff Rhodes 2 years ago

i would buy that

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Writer and human rights advocate Elizabeth Arif-Fear previously explained to Bored Panda that women still face barriers to entry, sexist attitudes, and harassment because of their gender. This can occur in the workplace, as well as at home. For instance, there’s still the expectation that women ‘should’ be the ones to do the lion’s share of the housework, even if they work full-time jobs.

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Goldie Williams Was A Rebellious Woman Arrested For Vagrancy. ‘She Refused To Unfold Her Arms And Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot - Omaha, Nebraska

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Pangoro 2 years ago

She's my hero:)

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#14

Marilyn Monroe Was A Madlass

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TheLilacButterfly 2 years ago

I honestly wouldn't have realized if it weren't for the title

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#15

Definitely Should Be Here!

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Paul C. 2 years ago

"Well as you asked so nicely, how can we refuse?"

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“If both partners are working full-time then they should be sharing the housework equally. Sadly, research shows that women still do more housework than men even when working. On a practical level, if a couple is committed to an equal level of partnership, drawing up a chore timetable can be useful, as can designating roles by working out who does what based on their likes and strengths,” Elizabeth said.

#16

Madlasses Must Not Be Messed With

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I I 2 years ago

and that my friend will need a visit to the major burns unit

293points

#17

Fan Wears A Ryan Reynolds Shirt To Meet Hugh Jackman

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Ryan Reynolds should also have been there🤣🤣🤣

132points

#18

This Is How You Stand Up To Government!

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NsG 2 years ago

Unfortunately, I suspect the cameraperson holds more power than the young woman, amazing as she is. Without it being documented, I doubt very much that they would have "lined up" to arrest her, she wouldn't have even had time to open that booklet. Recording for posterity (aka evidence) is what made them hesitate.

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“These attitudes go beyond chores. They are a symptom of sexism. In such a relationship, both partners are not equal. No woman should be expected to work two full-time jobs—one paid and one at home—while her able-bodied husband sits back and does nothing at home,” the expert said.

#19

Nice

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Falcon 2 years ago

Yes, 100% yes. Since it's not a sin in my eyes.

255points

#20

Madlass

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I I 2 years ago

legend

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#21

We Didn’t Know Because They Didn’t Want Us To! G Nbc

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

And of course we don't know anything about her unlike Paul Revere. What a load of crap. Once again, a woman did twice the job a man did and a man got the credit.

339points

“In today’s world, looking after the home and/or children is a full-time job in itself and such work needs to be shared. Families often have to rely on two incomes and women have the right to pursue professional goals—something which their spouse should encourage as part of an equal partnership,” she told us.

#22

The Maddest Of Lasses

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Wonder if she took him and a peach switch out behind the shed and taught him some manners?

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#23

The Madlass Thief

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

She proved her point.

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#24

Mad Lass Wrestler Beating All The Boys With Her Bare Hands- They Don't Look Too Happy About It Either

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Mr Red 2 years ago

The fourth one got a medal for being the third boy.

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“Being financially dependent on a man is not a healthy or safe option. Spouses must be equal in opportunities and shared duties. As working patterns have shifted with the economy in the past decades, outdated sexist attitudes also need to shift. A women’s role is where she wants to be—just like a man’s.”

#25

Madlass

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Guido Pisano 2 years ago

- problem solved -

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#26

Madlass

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)

This is brilliant!

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#27

Mad 11 Yr Old

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago (edited)

Best friend ever!

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According to Elizabeth, it’s not a woman’s job to pick up or look after her male relatives. “If she chooses to stay at home as the family is financially able to manage on one wage, that must be the couple’s joint decision. Even then, there must be mutual respect, sharing of responsibility, and a fair equitable division of chores.”

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Madlass

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I'd also like to add...that when everyone is paying their respects you walk up to the coffin, look inside, and while walking away you press your ear and whisper, "he's dead, it's confirmed"

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#29

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Gin 2 years ago

Not exactly what I would call a little old lady.

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#30

Madlass Walks Around Nude

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Sounds like the boyfriend had more respect for the daughter than the mother did.

551points

#31

Madlass Cyclist

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Beeps 2 years ago

It’s really not ok how many times this exact same scenario actually happens here in the UK, as police completely ignore bike theft. Even if you call them and say: “My stolen bike is being advertised online” they still won’t intervene.

105points

#32

Rule Number One: Curtsy To The Queen Or Something. Rule Number Two: No Running At School Events I Guess

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Eastendbird 2 years ago

This has been used before and there were multiple posts pointing out that there were no "royal rules" about running in races at schools.

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#33

Nina Simone On Girls' Talk

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Overthrow the patriarchy!

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#34

Well That Didn't Go As Planned

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Their massive cover up and stonewalling of investigators.

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#35

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Falcon 2 years ago

Maybe she just really loved Sonic.

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#36

The Trickster Indeed

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TheLilacButterfly 2 years ago

if only he knew...

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#37

Model And Actress Anita Ekberg, After Being Followed And Hounded By Photographers, Beat One Of Them Up. When They Threatened To Call The Cops, She Retrieved A Bow And Arrow From Her Villa And Shot Another Photographer (1960) The Last Thing A Journaliste Sees :

Model And Actress Anita Ekberg, After Being Followed And Hounded By Photographers, Beat One Of Them Up. When They Threatened To Call The Cops, She Retrieved A Bow And Arrow From Her Villa And Shot Another Photographer (1960) The Last Thing A Journaliste Sees :

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Ak_Teren 2 years ago

So... she went medieval on their butts?

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#38

Now This Is How A Madlad Breaks Up

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TheLilacButterfly 2 years ago

F**k you Steven

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#39

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May 2 years ago

How do you water for 20 minutes without the water overflowing? One drop at a time?

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#40

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Beeps 2 years ago

OMG - I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT!!!!!! *sits back and waits*…

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#41

Madlass

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Falcon 2 years ago

So is that the deaf persons way of covering your ears and screaming "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA!"

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#42

Some Madlasses Of The 1930s

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Hey! We don't talk about fight club!

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#43

Absolute Madlass Changes Bio To Make Fun Of The Potus

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

I love Greta!

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#44

Madlass

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Falcon 2 years ago

😂 This actually made me laugh out loud.

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#45

Madlass

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anarkzie 2 years ago

The name is brilliant.

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#46

Madlass Strikes Twice!

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Damn!!!!! Now that's the next level commitment...

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#47

Power Move

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Andrea Josipović 2 years ago

Like when i asked my grandma how many times has she dropped her phone and she said "why would i drop it, i take care of my things". The look of disbelieve on me And my siblings eyes while all holding phones with cracked glass...

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#48

Taylor Swift Being An Absolute Madlass...

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Beta 2 years ago

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#49

Did That Just Happen...

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Not-very-graceful 2 years ago

Rooting for her to be the next PM! go chloe

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#50

Power Move

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Ak_Teren 2 years ago

"Hello, Officer? Yes, i just witnessed a murder"

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#51

Madlass

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eeeeeeeee 2 years ago

not-wife

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#52

Little Miss Madlass

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elysse 2 years ago

Oof.

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#53

What An Absolute Madlass Move

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C W 2 years ago

How do you not eat them….

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#54

Madlass Steals Declaration Of Independence Because She's Vaccinated

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Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

come one Nick Cage we know its really you

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#55

Madlass Professor Puts On The Pressure.

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inky Panda 2 years ago

HA

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#56

What A Madlass

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Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

and today in things that didnt happen

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#57

Madlass With Vibranium Balls Saves Christmas

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𝖊𝖆 2 years ago

I think you mean adamantium ovaries!

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#58

Madlass

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D-m Keilman 2 years ago

This story is actually quite funny

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#59

My “Birthday At The Beach Trip” Got Cancelled Bc My Husband’s Boss Got Leukemia (Fck Cancer), So He Has To Work. Gramma Knew I Was Bummed, But Understanding (Fck Cancer). So This Is What She Put Inside My Birthday Card

My “Birthday At The Beach Trip” Got Cancelled Bc My Husband’s Boss Got Leukemia (F*ck Cancer), So He Has To Work. Gramma Knew I Was Bummed, But Understanding (F*ck Cancer). So This Is What She Put Inside My Birthday Card

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

F*ck cancer !

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#60

Now That’s A Madlass

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Mir Adwari 2 years ago

To explain, she had frozen the sperm to fertilise another woman's egg later. She doesn't plan to carry the baby. This is the only way to make the baby genetically hers.

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#61

Acute Madlass

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Kim Kermes 2 years ago

Should I be scared because I could tell it wasn't 90° without the headline?

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#62

Madlass Just Said No

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

I've done that. When I flew back home between semesters in college, I was too broke to pay for a checked bag. So, I wore six pairs of pants (trousers), eight tops, and two hats onto a plane. The oddest thing is that I clearly wasn't the only one. There was one dude wearing a baseball cap and two cowboy hats.

37points

#63

Bought My First House! Got A Scam Letter Concerning My Mortgage And Decided To Send Back Their Pre-Paid Envelope, Empty And Sealed With Just This Sticker. Suck It Random Company In Missouri!

Final score:

53points

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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago

I always pack as much as I can get in to make it heavier than one ounce. ( Of course being careful with the addressed things,) mail them lots of coupon edges. Random news paper crap. Usually my junk mail minus my address. Saves on my garbage and causes them to spend extra, win win.

33points

#64

Waluigi Will Always Be Foever

Final score:

51points

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Mii 2 years ago

She forgot his other Hand!

7points

#65

Noice

Final score:

50points

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B-b-bird 2 years ago

Transgender youtube make up artist Nikkie was blackmailed by someone, that she will be outed if won't pay money. So she released youtube video instead and told everything. Go girl!

43points