Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol

That would be kinda cool actually!

Me too and I'm a guy! :)

Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.

HEATED SEATBELTS WITH CUSHION-PADS to go over your stomach. Why has no one thought of this before! Would be amazing on planes and in the car for long journeys

And you notice she has lots of pockets, and can't even fit her carkeys in them. I hate decorative pockets.

I love it when a plan comes together.

these were the days....

I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.

Me too...

Looking at my government at the moment: wouldn't make it any more undecisive either.

Yup.

Yes cause I'm always trying to hide them from men

All the damn time! I would dress SO differently if Grandma Healy hadn't made me inherit her mondo knockers.

I am an A- so I have everything from nip covers to padded bras to full on chicken cutlets, so it's easy for me! Start at zero and you can always add on - just like accessories!

Sometimes my boobs just don't match

Yes. (I am a man!)

True

crop tops

The under boob seem line always just serves to give me 4 boob like lumps lol

Yes, polo shirts are the worst

Yes very much so

Lol yes

Has anyone else looked in the mirror, thinking "Well, that looks fine. Actually they don't look SO big." and then later that day somebody takes a picture of you. And there they are: The two towers of middle earth. 😭

All the time.

Yes

i don't have them yet so i am saved. it is super small. i am 12 .

...what boobs

YES- AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY!!!?????

100%

First, my boobs don't match each other, like nearly every person with boobs. Then, my bra size is only sold online (even if my weight and clothes size are absolutely in the norm). And to finish, I know I will never buy some clothes like wrap-over dresses because there is no space for my marvelous breast 😉... But many sales assistants are surprised that it doesn't fit me. I have much more choice now that I'm pregnant (but still no effing pockets).

Mhm

Yes, for sure

Oh hell yeah.

Yes.

Yep

every.damn.day

Yep

Everyday

My boobs never mach my outfit *laughs in nonbinary*

Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...

I love dresses with pockets!!!

Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.

Where can I sign?

Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".

I solve this by never wearing makeup to begin with.

Spread all you like as long as it doesn't bother others is a gender neutral rule

The conundrum of old age: head hair thinner, leg hair thicker.

I hate it when someone tells me to calm down when I'm legitimately angry.

Multiple times

When will some people understand that sometimes you just need to vent?

Haha too true