Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol

That would be kinda cool actually!

Me too and I'm a guy! :)

Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.

HEATED SEATBELTS WITH CUSHION-PADS to go over your stomach. Why has no one thought of this before! Would be amazing on planes and in the car for long journeys

And you notice she has lots of pockets, and can't even fit her carkeys in them. I hate decorative pockets.

I love it when a plan comes together.

these were the days....

I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.

Me too...

Looking at my government at the moment: wouldn't make it any more undecisive either.

Yup.

Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...

I love dresses with pockets!!!

Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.

Where can I sign?

Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".

I solve this by never wearing makeup to begin with.

Spread all you like as long as it doesn't bother others is a gender neutral rule

The conundrum of old age: head hair thinner, leg hair thicker.

I hate it when someone tells me to calm down when I'm legitimately angry.

Multiple times

Yes but Bracelet.

And suddenly you understand the frustration of a dog chasing its tail.

I wouldn't sah I online got married because of this...but...you know

Or your bra hooked??!!

Catching my sleeve on a door handle does that to me.

Cue the furniture grabbing my clothes as I walk by..

one time I was having a really bad day, one of my friends had just left, and I couldn't get my necklace off and I just started crying.

Too many times...

My wife always asks me to do it, I’m now an expert.

i don't get it... maybe i will get it when i am older(15? 16? 18?)

OR A FRIGGIN' BRACELET? GEEEZZZZ!

Same if I can’t get the back off my pierced earring because somehow I must have put it on crooked

Bracelets are worse! At least with the necklace you get to use two hands.

I'm like that when I try to put on fake eyelashes

...and then you go to put on the matching bracelet and the same thing happens. I've just said, "F*ck it." and walked out without jewelry more times than I can count.

Nods

Or bracelet. My medical alert bracelet fights me daily.

YES! Except with me it is a bracelet that i made myself. One morning i spent 30 minutes trying to get it on and failing...

Quite often.

Have you ever had a panic attack because you can't get a tight sports bra off?

Mines unhooked. Like I am going to die because my necklace won't come off

Yes.

When will some people understand that sometimes you just need to vent?

Haha too true

Medical neccessity vs appropiate behaviour

I always cut the underwires out before I wear them. Can't stand underwire bras, so uncomfortable.

Yeah, that last hour of sleep is the most important one, and there's absolutely no way you can convince half-asleep me otherwise.

It's the old " the worst thing I guy fears to happen on a first date is to be laughed at, for the woman it's being raped and murdered" thing.

52 + surgery + private fitness coach + personal chef + hours of professional makeup + professional photographer

Yesterday you were wearing a blue t-shirt. Now your skin is not blue. Everything is a lie!- These men probably

This here! That's me!