I’ve asked myself this more often than I have realized.

YES

Just laugh and let him do all that alone while you go out for an hour… although that might have the risk of coming back to a destroyed kitchen

Ah yes, he wants a trad wife who does EVERYTHING in the house AND works a full time, 40 hr a week job making 6 figures while he plays video games and watches football.

Divorce.

Turning your incompetence into a life lesson 🤦🏼‍♀️

Do they need someone to tell them to wipe their âss after going number two also? 🙄

Congrats, you are now single 👍

Either takes you to littery.. or an assy inconpetent joker..

Put it on top of the TV remote.

This would drive me crazy.

Wtf

EWWWW Nasty clothes and shoes on the bed.

Ok, that's grounds for divorce.

Divorce

And that's why I took your boots and left them on the front porch in the rain.

If it's not your side of the bed leave them. If it is your side of the bed sleep on his side.

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My husband would not DARE do this. He’d be sleeping on the couch for a month.

It makes me wonder…where were those guys raised??? By whom?? Went to see my folks without hubby, so my mum asks where he is…doing the dishes, I said… aww…poor guy, she says… the dishes are also his, I said… solved.

What type of person do you live with? That is just nasty with the dirty clothes, but 10X nastier because he left his boots on the bed too! Someone needs to get a clue.

Boots? Absolute wtf.

Ok maybe I could handle the clothes but shoes in the house much less ON THE BED is a deal breaker you've lost your damned mind!

Boots? BOOTS?!

I think he was just telling a doctor's joke.

Weaponised incompetence. Sadly, you need to teach them yourself

"Give us lists?" "Give us lists?" 🤬 Use your f*****g eyes.

I just moved into an apartment that formerly housed a single male tenant. He didn't cook; he barbecued. The owner cleaned BBQ sauce off the stove, walls, and ceiling. It took me days more to get the stove and floors *actually* clean.

This is just the beginning.

My 8-year-old son already knows how to do laundry from washing to folding.. it's not rocket science

It's not even only messy, it's dangerous with the knifes like this.

Is he five?

In Sweden! 😿

🤮

Always had someone cleaning up behind him. It's like magic.

Just leave the socks where they are. Eventually he will run out of socks to wear.

What does he expect to be on the list? State capitals?!

Maybe he thinks it's a monument over his lazyness?

Leaving the inner pot covered or cling-wrapped in the fridge is ok, just not the whole cooker.

🤬 leaving the dogs you f****r!? Also blaming the wife for it?! 🤬

No loss on this one.

He could have bought his own frozen meals

Put them in his pillowcase

🤦‍♂️😵‍💫

On this one I say, pick your battles. Yes, it's frustrating as f*ck. But if he built you a house, I'm pretty sure he's also good with repairs.

Just throw then outside?

This one is very bad. As the man of the house he should at least take charge of anything with a plug and buttons to push .

Dodged one!

He knows what you meant just didn't wanna do it.

I just don't understand this. Why would any woman choose to live with a five-year-old in an adult's body? And then put up with this s**t? I guess if you are the type of woman who likes running a boarding house for delinquent teenagers, including the one you're married to, fine by me, but any man who expected me to pick up after him would have his a*s kicked to the curb in five minutes straight. Life is too short to play mommy to an adult man.

bidet, problem solved

I like the slowly self closing ones, this is a habit that won't die

🤬

YTA.

🤦‍♂️ com on do better! (@husband..)

That's a man just asking to wipe his butt with his hands on account of there's no more toilet paper.

I'd be so tempted to buy ten more, empty them, and stack them on there.