Sweet!

His excitement is amusing!

This is adorable

this human is sweet

this is adorable! :)

Awwwww

The grammar nazi in me is flipping s**t

Valentine's day is on Wednesday though...

Creative!

Atleast they were polite!

"or some cute s**t"

That's an overreaction.

that's actually adorable

when u think u gansta "treat you like a proper lady and s**t"

*know

that's wasssuppp!

Hold your horses cowboy!

And I see a million warning lights going off...

Hahahaha

"Can we have kids maybe" lol im dying. It was a date! Not an invitation to f**k

Ummmm...creepy response.

Omg ... She really likes them, doesn't she ?😂

Wrong number, I hope?

aww ❤️

I like all of these but reading them can be a huge pain. I just don't understand why people don't type out full words. I have never texted or messaged anyone like some of these people do. I'm not a grammar nazi but damn.

aww~ sweet

If she really is then I think of the guy much better for him saying this, rather than agreeing, to be honest.

That's believable.

A workable compromise.

they were honest and polite, i mean a lot of these people are surprising me in good and bad ways

WAAAY too simple. she/he was just like meh.

Such a gentleman

Hey, you were the 32nd person on my list. Would you be my Valentine?

"To your dreams fam." - Sounds like something I'd say.

Bit harsh

🖤Book store🖤

adorable <33

Winner!

BUUUURN

Why are people not cropping the pictures instead of covering half the screen with a manga-abstract death star?

pot noodles it is

I suspect some of these are just asking their boy/girlfriend. Otherwise i would be shocked how serious this gets within 2 messages :D

Say no...

The baggage is strong with this one !

cruel

I'm sure there's a good reason for the icy treatment

I`d rather sandpaper the behind of an alligator in a phone booth ! :D Where have I heard that ?

What does wcw stand for?

"ily"? How hard is it to write 8 letters...

I can't tell if this is good or bad reaction

Yes what is booski?

Someone actually trying to get INTO the friendzone lol

He must be hungry

it's either yes or no.

Grand! Hahah priceless

Realistic Cupid shows up.

He HAS to pay?