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The savage art of the comeback is something that we should all take the time and dedication to master. There are very few things in life as satisfying as completely and utterly decimating someone with your wit, your snappiness, and your banter. And if you throw some good old-fashioned logic and common sense into the mix? Whew, you’re a legend.

The place that celebrates these “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments” is the legendary ‘Murdered By Words’ subreddit. Boasting a whopping 2.5 million members, r/MurderedByWords shares the best comebacks that we all wish we came up with ourselves. And, well, during the actual arguments, not days later while we’re shampooing our hair in the shower.

One of the moderators helping manage the vast r/MurderedByWords community answered some of my questions about the community. "The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished," the mod explained to Bored Panda.

"Now, obviously there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," they added. Scroll down for the moderator's insights about how they and their colleagues tackle the challenges that come with managing such a large online community.

Check out the best online verbal put-downs, upvote the ones that impressed you the most, and be sure to give r/MurderedByWords a follow if you’re a fan of their stuff. When you’re done with this article, you’ll find some more inspiration for your future epic comebacks by checking out our previous features of the subreddit here, here, and here. Somebody call the police and the coroner because these ‘word-murders’ are out of control.

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The moderator representing r/MurderedByWords shared with me that they have a very thorough vetting system in place for new mods. "We manage the community by being a tight-knit group of moderators who are all carefully vetted before being given the position, to ensure the stability of the subreddit and that good content gets through," they said. However, it's not just the mods who decide whether or not a comeback can be classified as a 'murder.' That honor is also given to the community members themselves.

"Overall, we believe in letting the subreddit determine what is or isn't a murder, and try to step in or remove posts only when the rules are broken or we see the same post for the gazillionth time," the mod explained.

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According to the moderator, the community has its own challenges, just like any other large subreddit. "Every single post will always have someone who says, 'Not a murder,' 'This sub is dying/dead,' 'Mods suck,' etc. That comes with the territory of any subreddit, from smallest to largest," they told Bored Panda that these sorts of comments are completely unavoidable, no matter what the community might be. However, a bigger issue is... politics.

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UncleRussian
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair only the bad Christians do that. I live in Germany and the religious people here are fine, they never bother me, keep to themselves and don't push you to become a Christian. I even went to the Christian school here and the only thing I was 'forced' to do was attend religious classes and even those were fun because I was never pressured into believing in God or anything like that! They had ceremonies and stuff and you COULD attend them or you could just have a long break, you literally were never forced to be Christian.

Ashamba
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how religious education should be delivered in school. I think that information and open discussion on religions is important to help us understand history as well as current issues, and to allow people to choose a faith system that suits them, if they need one. Indoctrination of young people is awful. It closes down their options; narrows their world view. I'm not going to overtly tell you what my personal beliefs are, just to defy OP!

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OhForSmegSake
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a relative who went from pushy, in-your-face Christian to pushy, in-your-face athiest. It doesn't seem to matter what his beliefs are, he's just an arsehole who needs to control.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If somebody is pushing something I want to know why, I want to know facts. There are not enough people pushing truths, facts, universal compassion, responsibilities.....

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Noel Benavente
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and the biggest atheist will speak on behalf the mighty atheist and the other atheists will give him their money so he can buy a mansion and a jet.

Jaguarundi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, Atheists, Agnostics, Wiccans, all of those people NOT screaming about how you'll go to some imaginary bad place if you don't drop your personal or objective beliefs and join/follow theirs. You never see them at any Pride Parades berating people over megaphones like those "church folk". It's like they just want everyone to live their own lives and quietly exist!

Debrina Blackmoon
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For almost two decades I still never decided if I'm atheist or agnostic but recently found it's possible to be both, so I'll take it. Even Wicca can be included without religious concepts. Go ahead with downvotes-no fuccks.

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Deborah B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or how athiests protest against gay marriage, or pride events, etc, because Natural Selection means there shouldn't be homosexuality. (Sarcasm here people)

InfectedVoice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I grew up in a little town I used to hear the damn church bells ring early in the morning and it was a f****n racket, I didn't ever hear atheist bells spoiling everyone's Sunday morning hangover.

Popescu Adina
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But seriously, atheists need a symbol... I want an atheist necklace soooo bad (with earrings and all)

Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bye folks i'm off to north sentinel island to spread the word of atheism

Marta Faulkner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my son is an atheist. he is a better christian than those that go to church everyday ,pound their chests, go to confession and act so holy.as soon as they are away from their " place of worship" they start putting everybody down. my son helps people whenever he can, however he can. he has never denied helping anybody simply because they are christians. the catholic church member told me to the leave the church because i was not wanted there because i am a mexican. i will take my son", the atheist, moral beliefs over any so-called a good jesus loving church going hypocrite.

Zak Rasten
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to find an atheist? Start by looking among those who are sane and rational!

Raven DeathShade
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3 years ago

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Hey, hey, hey, Catholics can be sane and rational too. Just not the super-religious indoctrinated types. Most of us are cool.

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Martin Forbes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Atheists have even been known to knock on your door to spread the word of atheism as well.

Faith Hurst
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put a post on facebook about my atheism a few years ago and people who had known me for decades sent me private messages. Most were curious. A few about my soul. Or sole. Not sure.

Sharrow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do all that (monuments, ornaments, etc.) but these happen to depict the Invisible Pink Unicorn, so they are, well, invisible.

Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call myself an apatheist. There are atheists who go on and on about the nonexistence of deity. I feel it's a more honest approach to simply not think about deity, in the same way I never think about fairies, astrology, fortune-telling, Bigfoot, alien abduction, flat earth theory, and a whole host of similar things that cannot be proven to exist.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait a minute, Nikki, flat earth theory was disproved, even by Catholics - even though it took them more than 360 years.

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James F. Wilson Jr.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, I have never heard of an atheist killing a whole tribe of people because they did not believe in being an atheist

DetongLhamo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO! Spot on. The reason this person thinks atheists tell people that they’re atheists is because probably the first thing out of their own mouths is ‘Have you accepted Jesus into your life?’

Kelly Hartle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you show any signs of not being an atheist, they wave their pro-atheist books at you.

Mike Rodrick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A brilliant statement from a God fearing Christian. Organized religion is the biggest scam ever perpetrated on humanity.

Wilf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forgot the bit where the Atheists in government pass a load of legislation to control what the religious people can do with their bodies, or who they can marry...

Sam O'Shea
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention knocking on your door forcing their athiest c**p on you

Lena Flising
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd say a lot of atheists DON'T tell just anyone that they are atheists. Only the people they trust. At least in religious countries. Sweden is so non-religious, people don't even bother with being atheist, it's just not a part of their lives, just like they don't say that they don't collect stamps.

R S
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fact: When the Romans forced their "christianity" upon other countries it was a religious hoax built up on some Bible and a lot of populistic hedonic beliefs & rituals. 99.999% of all religions today are based on that hoax.

Karen Lyon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He forgot the most important part: the atheists who talk all the time about how atheism is the foundation of their existence.....and then never act like atheists at all.

yellowphantom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes christians are constantly having to sit through meetings where almost everyone else is an atheist and silently pretend to go along with the atheists bowing their heads and thanking the non-god for their blessings.

sylvanticx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in my experience atheists can be very vocal about how they believe that G-d doesn't exist and many aren't respectful of other's beliefs...

Lisa Chambers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahah! Atheists are like vegans and cross fitters. I respect all of them, but Lord how they try a person's patience.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lisa, it's because making people to do compassionate -common good, responsible, and factual things is always irritating to them, mostly to those who do not give a damn.

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TimesNewLogan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the first guy's defense, I have met a lot of fundamental atheists who won't hesitate to argue with you if you say "Oh my God..." or something like that. Religion itself isn't the issue, it's fanaticism, and it comes in all forms.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TimesNewLogan, it may be fanaticism, or it can be sheer desperation. Things do not go well on this planet thanks to humans.

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Tracy Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not only that but they dont shun you or force you to be an atheist because they need to recruit

VINCENT TACOS
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just hate it when atheist shove their non-religion down your throat

Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from the atheist-themed jewellery, and the monuments, this reply is basically talking about Richard Dawkins.

Butternut DerpFarts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m an atheist and I don’t know how to feel about my mom working in a church. She isn’t like pray to Jesus and stuff but it’s still weird.

cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bit ironic that no one said they were atheist when a religious person started bashing atheism. Almost like they couldn't wait to tell you they are religious

Julie C Rose
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, as an atheist myself, Reddit Atheists are definitely a thing. I saw some of them mocking a cancer patient for saying “thank God” after their treatment worked. They were self-righteously claiming that it was dismissive of the doctors - so by that logic, if someone dies of cancer, is it always the doctor’s fault? No? Then leave the damn woman alone.

ben woskje
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i suggest giving jibbers crabst a go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_BtZ-5O60

Mark Johansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except, umm, atheists DO hold meetings where they talk about how great atheism is, and they do publish books and make movies and TV shows promoting atheism, and they do have organizations that promote atheism. And they do write songs about atheism and sing them on the radio. (Ever heard the Beatles song "Imagine"?) Yes, Christians do a lot to promote their beliefs to. I don't know how you'd measure to compare, but if you measured the amount of effort promoting atheism per atheist in the world to the amount of effort promoting Christianity per Christian, I suspect atheists would win.

Ania Keech
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soviets did that tho (declared atheists) - not saying all regular atheists are like that obviously btw.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that Soviets and all Communists are atheists, they are pretty religious - they think they are God - the superior rulers of the Earth and Universe, and what they say goes.

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Yort
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3 years ago

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Yeah every time someone mentions religion online, an atheist appears to mock them. That’s what the first person means. A guy in one of my college classes gave a speech for a class about how atheism is great and religion is stupid. So, yeah.

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But vegans/ vegetarians, however...

KatHat
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3 years ago (edited)

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Ehhh, this is whataboutism. Saying "this other group does the thing you mention" is not a counter-argument and in fact does nothing to disprove the first statement. I mean, it MIGHT BE wrong but the response doesn't even address it. "Whataboutism" at its finest. No points to this response from me.

Russell Ellwardt
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3 years ago

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Atheists are the most persistent and least tolerant missionaries, imposing their views onto everyone else. Hence they are indeed easy to find. And yes, I mean it.

Ladyandthetramp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone has there flaws but seriously? I see Christians on the daily giving out bibles and they can disregard others religions thinking that their religion is better.

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Tres D
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That not accurate at all! The original idea was that when you talk to someone for the first time the fact that they're an atheist WILL come up in your first conversation with them Just live vegetarians or vegans. They will find a way to bring it up the first time you talk to them!

Truth Monster
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3 years ago

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I know this is sarcasm, but yeah, I find atheists are often extremely vocal about their god-opinions as a group. I also am vocal about my god-opinions, but I am not atheist.

Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that you are vocal about god is likely why you get reactions from atheists who find you insufferable.

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miss miss
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Atheism is a religion to wipe out Christians

Stein-Inge Kummeneje
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Atheism is not a religion. It's the lack of a religious belief. Hence the word A-theist. It's the equivalent of you not believing in Santa. Though somehow, I'm not entirely sure you don't.

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"Another challenge that came up was when we decided before the US Presidential Elections to ban politics from the sub (there is a sticky at the top of the subreddit outlining what is/isn't allowed). Somehow, we managed to have both sides of the political spectrum pissed off at us for that one. Democrats complaining we had caved to the Republicans who kept getting 'owned,' and Republicans complaining because this was one big left-wing [echo chamber] and now they couldn't even respond with their own posts. We then made the ban permanent, but we still have to remove plenty of posts which fit the criteria for the no-politics rule."

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But at the core of it all are practical challenges like finding ways to keep the subreddit growing and full of fresh content that will keep redditors happy. "We're lucky in that we frequently create posts that reach the front page and receive tens of thousands of upvotes (many have even passed the 100k upvote mark), which in turn helps draw attention to the sub, which creates more content, etc."

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Nearly two years ago, I had a friendly chat with redditor Xor50, who’d been one of the moderators helping run r/MurderedByWords. They told me a bit about the community that has been running since December 2016, the type of content the subreddit features (and how it differs from similar subreddits like r/clevercomebacks), and how to give your put-down more substance.

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“A ‘real murder’ in terms of this subreddit would be [this]: A murder should be a response to something or someone that totally, for lack of a better word, destroys them. They are, of course, subjective, and should be more or less based on fact,” Xor50 told Bored Panda previously.

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“What is the difference between a ‘murder’ and ‘burn’ anyway? The mod team and even the MBW community has struggled for over a year to try and define the difference. It’s quite subjective and nearly an ‘I know it when I see it!’ situation, however, there are some generalities,” the redditor explained that there have been debates about the details of what constitutes a ‘murder.’

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“Murders tend to be longer. It’s nearly impossible to ‘murder’ someone inside of a tweet. It’s just not long enough. You can burn them pretty good yes but a ‘murder’ is far more complete,” they said.

“Basically, anything that you would think is a witticism, one-liner, snappy comeback, or hot take is going to be a burn. Those may be a better fit for /r/clevercomebacks. Murders tend to be long-form, taking a minute or several to read, and thoroughly deconstruct an argument and/or the person making it.”

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Xor50 added that your personal passion for a topic can help inspire you to find a clever way to put down someone’s bad arguments. “Think about a topic you’re really passionate about and imagine you’re talking to an idiot who just doesn’t get it. That’s how I imagine it,” they said.

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The art of the comeback isn’t out of reach for us, no matter how epic and unreachable some of these slap-backs and roasts might seem. 

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British comedy writer and stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine explained to me during an earlier interview what the most important parts of a comeback are. “I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda.

According to Ariane, most stand-up comics actually have a “repertoire of comebacks” that they rely on while on the stage. This way, they can be prepared for hecklers and (at least some) unexpected situations. There’s a lot of prep that goes into being a good comedian!

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“We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original—it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," she said.

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Ariane revealed to Bored Panda that comedy professionals build up emotional resilience with time and experience.

“Heckle putdowns are generally shared among comics so there's no code of honor when it comes to using them (but you mustn't nick original stand-up material!),” Ariane told me where we can find some inspiration for clever comebacks.

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The comedy writer also pointed out that comebacks can either be spontaneous or more planned out (if you’ve got the time), depending on the actual comic. 

"It [the comeback] needs to be very fast, well-timed, and take people by surprise as well as being clever, witty, and immediately understandable,” she said, adding that it’s relatively rare in her experience to have spontaneous eruptions of genius all the time. “That's relatively rare in my experience. I'm sure many other comics are more natural than I am!"

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Some People Are Just Dumb

Some People Are Just Dumb

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#62

Linus Getting Roasted By His Wife

Linus Getting Roasted By His Wife

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#63

How Dare You Work Only One Job To Support Your Family?

How Dare You Work Only One Job To Support Your Family?

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#64

Extremist Vegans

Extremist Vegans

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#65

Sex And The Church Have Always Gone Hand-In-Hand

Sex And The Church Have Always Gone Hand-In-Hand

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#66

Decline Of Births In The Us

Decline Of Births In The Us

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#67

Shots Fired. Man Down. I Repeat. Man Down

Shots Fired. Man Down. I Repeat. Man Down

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#68

Meg Does Not Understand Sunflowers

Meg Does Not Understand Sunflowers

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#69

Maybe Don't Argue With The Writer?

Maybe Don't Argue With The Writer?

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#70

Nothing But A Chalk Outline At The Murder Scene

Nothing But A Chalk Outline At The Murder Scene

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#71

Got Eeemmmmmm

Got Eeemmmmmm

SuccessRich Report

#72

Murdered By Facts

Murdered By Facts

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#73

That's A Spicy Rost

That's A Spicy Rost

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#74

Parent Of The Year

Parent Of The Year

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#75

And Then Going To A Government-Funded Burn Center

And Then Going To A Government-Funded Burn Center

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#76

Anti-Vaxxer Thinks Vaccines Are Dangerous Drugs

Anti-Vaxxer Thinks Vaccines Are Dangerous Drugs

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#77

Comment From A Youtube Video That Was Generalising Millenials As Instagram Addicts That Only Care About Instant Gratification

Comment From A Youtube Video That Was Generalising Millenials As Instagram Addicts That Only Care About Instant Gratification

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#78

Reply Is On Point

Reply Is On Point

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#79

Gravity Falls Creator Alex Hirsch Murders Disney With Words

Gravity Falls Creator Alex Hirsch Murders Disney With Words

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#80

Out Of Touch

Out Of Touch

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#81

The Entire Race Of Karens Would Like A Word

The Entire Race Of Karens Would Like A Word

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#82

Everyone Just Needs To Make Love, Not Warcraft

Everyone Just Needs To Make Love, Not Warcraft

Imprizyn Report

#83

Bandwagon Minister Getting Burned

Bandwagon Minister Getting Burned

Capital_Metal7077 Report

#84

I Love My Grandma So Much. She Got Her Point Across Without Being Mean To The Family Friend

I Love My Grandma So Much. She Got Her Point Across Without Being Mean To The Family Friend

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#85

Protecting White Cops

Protecting White Cops

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#86

That One Might Sting A Little In The Morning

That One Might Sting A Little In The Morning

HM-Wogglebug-TE Report

#87

Mighty White Of You

Mighty White Of You

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#88

Well He’s Not Wrong

Well He’s Not Wrong

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#89

How To Change Earth's Orbit?

How To Change Earth's Orbit?

Ok_Necessary2991 Report

#90

I Too Hate Freeloaders

I Too Hate Freeloaders

GarciaJones Report

#91

Maths Is Hard

Maths Is Hard

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#92

Was Going Through My Screenshots When I Found This. Dunno If It's Appropriate For This Sub Or Not

Was Going Through My Screenshots When I Found This. Dunno If It's Appropriate For This Sub Or Not

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#93

Wendy’s Twitter Is Savage

Wendy’s Twitter Is Savage

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#94

Apparently I Own KFC And P*rnhub

Apparently I Own KFC And P*rnhub

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#95

Not To Mention She Beat Out Two Other Drivers...

Not To Mention She Beat Out Two Other Drivers...

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#96

You See, Mexican Goats Are More Potent Than American Goats

You See, Mexican Goats Are More Potent Than American Goats

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#97

Lil Nas X Claps Back At Yet Another Homophobe

Lil Nas X Claps Back At Yet Another Homophobe

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#98

She Doesn't Look Ancient Egyptian To Me

She Doesn't Look Ancient Egyptian To Me

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#99

A Wonderful Secret

A Wonderful Secret

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#100

Tell Me You Have No Idea What Crt Is Without Telling Me You Have No Idea What Crt Is

Tell Me You Have No Idea What Crt Is Without Telling Me You Have No Idea What Crt Is

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#101

Yeah, Well, That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man

Yeah, Well, That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man

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#102

"That's Not Fair!! You Cheated!!" *stamps Feet And Pouts*

"That's Not Fair!! You Cheated!!" *stamps Feet And Pouts*

Truthamania Report

#103

Too Many Actual Flesh-And-Blood People Fail The Turing Test

Too Many Actual Flesh-And-Blood People Fail The Turing Test

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#104

Much Ado About Nothing

Much Ado About Nothing

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#105

When The Nz Opposition Thinks He’s Asking Important Questions On Total Healthcare Reform

When The Nz Opposition Thinks He’s Asking Important Questions On Total Healthcare Reform

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#106

New Theory: The Earth Is Made Of LEGO And We’re All Being Mind-Controlled Into Thinking It Looks Normal /S

New Theory: The Earth Is Made Of LEGO And We’re All Being Mind-Controlled Into Thinking It Looks Normal /S

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#107

Shaq With The Smackdown!

Shaq With The Smackdown!

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#108

I'm Not A Racist Asshole, But...

I'm Not A Racist Asshole, But...

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#109

Robot Bugs. No Way That Could Ever Go Wrong

Robot Bugs. No Way That Could Ever Go Wrong

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#110

He Had No Reason To Kill That Poor Guy Like That!

He Had No Reason To Kill That Poor Guy Like That!

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#111

Step 1: Open Mouth. Step 2: Insert Foot. Repeat As Necessary

Step 1: Open Mouth. Step 2: Insert Foot. Repeat As Necessary

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#112

Gotta Love Sports Rivalries

Gotta Love Sports Rivalries

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#113

He's Still Looking For A Model

He's Still Looking For A Model

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#114

Holy, I Didn't Expect Discord To Hit Me That Hard

Holy, I Didn't Expect Discord To Hit Me That Hard

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#115

I Still Don't Know How He Had -3 Yards For A Whole 16 Game Season

I Still Don't Know How He Had -3 Yards For A Whole 16 Game Season

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#116

I Guess Cancel Culture Only Works One Way

I Guess Cancel Culture Only Works One Way

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#117

Cooking Elitism At Its Finest

Cooking Elitism At Its Finest

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#118

Literal Chad Murders Twitch In Steam Deck Launch Tweet

Literal Chad Murders Twitch In Steam Deck Launch Tweet

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#119

An Apache Helicopter Has Machine Guns And Missiles. It Is An Unbelievably Impressive Complement Of Weaponry, An Absolute Death Machine

An Apache Helicopter Has Machine Guns And Missiles. It Is An Unbelievably Impressive Complement Of Weaponry, An Absolute Death Machine

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