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Some people just looove talking. Like your auntie Betsie who just created a FB account and floods it with posts on chemtrails, or that entitled anti-masker who believes wearing a face covering impinges on their rights. Or many other loud ones on social media who can’t miss a chance to spread some misinformation on drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19. 

But the world is the place of karma, and if there’s yin, there’s always yang. That means that if you throw some nonsense out there into the world, it may come back and hit you like a boomerang. 

To show you how it works in practice, Bored Panda compiled a mesmerizing collection from the witty subreddit called “Murdered By Words.” It’s a prominent corner of the internet entirely devoted to put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

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I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One

I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One

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Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5

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Being in an argument, whether voluntarily or not, is one of the most emotionally draining situations you can get yourself into. It raises your blood pressure, and you may feel trapped by the opponent trying to prove their point no matter what.

It gets even more frustrating when the person you’re arguing with is proving a point that, in your eyes, doesn’t make any sense to begin with. Whether it’s anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, flat-earthers, or conspiracy theorists, anyone can have their own opinion, but as such, everyone can stand up for their own beliefs.

Luckily, there’re some tricks you should know to winning an argument. According to Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a professor emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, you should start by knowing your facts.

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“How many times have you made a claim about some piece of trivia only to realize, as soon as you’ve made that claim, that you’re completely wrong?” Such a situation doesn’t lead you anywhere and gives your opponent a straight shot to winning.

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Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.

Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.

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Find A Different Career.

Find A Different Career.

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Vorknkx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

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Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time

Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time

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Eglė Bukauskaitė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

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Seeing other person’s perspective may also help you in an argument. “You don’t have to agree with a foe in order to see his or her perspective,” says Susan.

“However, if you want to win an argument, you do need to be able to see the world the way your opponent does. Stepping into the mental set of those you argue with allows you to figure out what’s influencing them.”

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If you figure out what’s triggering the person you’re arguing with, you can direct your focus there and showing a little empathy never hurt anybody.

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The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

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And the third thing is to remember that “Becoming defensive is one of the worst ways to win an argument.” Letting your opponent see that you've dug into your position with no other alternatives may lift the argument from bad to ugly. Moreover, if you let the other person realize that you’re open-minded, even if you're pretending to be, the argument may resolve itself. 

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Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

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On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers

On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

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Well, When You Put It That Way...

Well, When You Put It That Way...

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Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.

Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.

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Jaded Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

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I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders

I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

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If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse

If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse

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Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

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Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide

Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide

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Bunny Wood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

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Good Old Meghan Mccain

Good Old Meghan Mccain

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H Edwards
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

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The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

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Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor

Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

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Murdered By The Word Of God.

Murdered By The Word Of God.

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That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?

That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?

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An Effortless Genocide

An Effortless Genocide

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.

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Very Strange, Indeed

Very Strange, Indeed

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Rabbit Carrot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah who wants to go to have a raging know-it-all bigot at a party. No thanks.

Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scyth, Monika S, and company, I don't agree that being against prejudiced views is worse than being against people of different ethnicities or religions or sexual orientations, but I feel that reactions against my Trump comment are fair criticism.

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Alex T
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

saying all lives matter is like the fireman coming to put out a fire in someone's house (in this case, black people) and then insisting "All houses matter! and making them stop at every house in the neighborhood that is perfectly fine and leaving the house to burn down.

Isabella R.W.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I, too, agree with what Billie Eilish said :) and I'm glad it's becoming a famous saying.

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Call Me Mars
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black person here. I say this almost every day: All lives DO matter, but not right now, Right now we are worring about the black ones like mine first before yours. So please, either stay in the core of the Earth 'till we have equality, or get of your hight horse and fight with us.

Arctic Fox Lover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Sigh*. One of my close friends said "Do you wanna know why I'll never say BLM supportively in my life?" And I answered "Sure." And she said "Because, on a news station, I saw a black police officer hitting and strangling and TAZING a white woman for shoplifting." Like ummm... In case you haven't noticed, that was also wrong on the woman's part for shoplifting, and also there was a black man who was painfully murdered by a white police officer, so like...

Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cop's brutality is not a viable argument against BLM. One can condemn an individual's actions and still have compassion for members of their group. If one applies that "poisoned-the-well" logic, one could justify a wide range of discrimination. An example from years back in my town: a landlord refused to rent an apartment to a black medical student because some previous black tenants had been noisy.

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Andy Acceber
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the U.S., Black men face a 1 in 1,000 risk of being killed (not shot, killed) by a police officer. The risk for white men is 2.5 times that. Any police brutality is bad. Black people have it worse. Black Lives Matter.

Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm. So their message is: "I hate people. Love me!" .... Can't imagine why that's not welcome. (Note sarcasm)

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It gets complicated when it's the other way around and your extended family are trump supporters...

rycbar123
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See heres the thing, i like the IDEAL of BLM, but not BLM itself. I supportBlm and ALM or whatever, but DON"T support riots, looting(Which BLM openly supports because "Black people aren't getting hired in this difficult time and need supplies") and burning down buildings"(https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/08/10/blm-chicago-makes-plain-they-support-the-looting-with-disgusting-response-loot-back-n250761)(This is the link and there are tons more proving they support looting)

Keryl Cryer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People could say that about lots of things, from political parties to religions. Nothing is perfect.

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Declan
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All lives do matter, it’s just that we have to bring attention to black lives, because our entire f***ing county can’t handle the fact that someone’s skin color doesn’t match theirs

Kimberley Stone
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad they're cutting out the racists in their families. Non-white people have been cut out of too many things to have to put up with including assholes, no matter who they are.

Kitty Twinkle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought All Lives Matter meant that everyone, no matter their race, matters. Oops. :)

rachel carter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously that's rather pathetic! Just because you chose to believe all lives matter and they believe that only BLM....

Misty Marie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because, while it's technically true, it is only said as an attempt to draw attention away from the suffering and oppression of black people and other minorities in America. Clearly all lives should matter but they definitely aren't being treated like so, and insisting all lives matter is effectively ignoring and condoning the problem. Think of it like standing up at the funeral of someone's child and announcing that all children are special- they are, but it would be insanely disrespectful to try to point it out at that moment, in that setting.

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Russian Otaku
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So racist scum don't want to hang with smart competent people who aren't racist.... yep sounds about right

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4 years ago

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Sk FaiXan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all of a sudden you choose to support this "all lives matter" moment? or you racist?

Theresa Poffenberger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, this is a little bit confusing down here in the comments. Why are people getting upset that someone wants to see all people as equal? Yes, I completely understand that black lives are the focus right now. But does that mean everybody else is useless? Would you tell immigrants that have fought to seek shelter and freedom that they don't matter if they aren't black? What about soldiers who fight for us every day? Or doctors who save the people you love, and everybody else that we deal with in our lives! It is true, all lives matter. Everyone has their own demons to fight, even if you can't see them. :)

hey, not my problem
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no, they said ALL LIVES MATTER. Black ones, White ones, Hispanic ones. ALL LIVES MATTER!

LittleGoldenSnitch
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not racist at all. The person clearly states that All Lives Matter and that they believe Black Lives Matter. If anything YOU'RE the racist one for not thinking so.

Richard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BLM is a crap organization full of Marxists. They call themselves that, look it up, dont take my word for it. They also fund the democrat party, not people in need, but the rich politicians. Saying all lives matters is all inclusive. You cant prop one race above another, that is the very definition of racist. Sorry to break your little hearts!

CherylTunt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To bad BLM is a racist organization, you are welcome at my house anytime I’ll be your family

pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's try not to make assumptions or jump to conclusions with such severe consequences as this. Perhaps they're just not very good at wording things? That's a very unfortunate trait in the time of the internet.

Olof T
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, black lives matter rioters burn and pillage their own neighborhoods. Many of the people who gets murdered by BLM rioters are black people why try to defend their stores and their livelihood. If you live in those lawless neighbourhoods that gets terroriced by BLM and still support BLM, fine. You know what you are. But if you live in a safe neighborhood and still call everyone racist because they criticize BLM, than you are a passive participant in looting, burning and murdering poor people, many of them black. Shame on you. You call people racist to make yourself appear better and you don't care enough to check the actual facts.

Isabella R.W.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this video on reddit of rioters destroying a black mans shop (idk if it was a shop, but it was a place he owned) it was really sad, he was telling them to stop and he said how he grew up in the ghetto just like them, and he worked really hard to get where he is. I have nothing wrong with protesters, but, the rioters are total a--holes. And it also disappoints me how so many people can't tell the difference between a protester and a rioter.

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Mike Kozubski
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel this, though I'm not racist I just talk about politics and social issues to much, which is fine I rather talk to people who have intelligence and not discuss the lastest pop song or stupid s**t that literally no one cares about.grwt you did a thing, that's nice...did you know we have huge issue that could impact our lives..but sure let's discuss Beiber and that new movie coming out. Sorry not sorry, don't invite me I don't just go through life brain dead from on entertainment to the next ..I want meaning to my pointless existence.

Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not good at small talk either, but I've come to accept it as part of life. Some people around me discuss pop culture, but they're also very kind and I treasure that. Are you able to find people who are stimulating? Even online groups could help. I know someone with high intelligence and a restless mind who joins groups that do research and projects for the greater good. It sounds as if you could do a lot of good in the world by using your intelligence to help others (that includes animals).

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Technically "All lives matter" means that every life has an equal value. So saying that AlBLM is more than ALM just makes me want to paraphrasing a quote from "Animal Farm" by George Orwell... "Some lives are more equal then other"

KatHat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it's not "technically" as it's used as a comeback to someone saying "Black Lives Matter." TECHNICALLY it's true if I say "I love my daughter" but it's reasonably sub-optimal if I say it to someone just when they tell me their daughter just died of cancer. Context matters. Stop being disingenuous.

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Maybe she isn't racist at all, but just does not agree with a lot of the messages coming from BLM. I fully agree that black lives do matter and that nobody should ever face any prejudice or discrimination or be treated differently simply because of the colour of their skin, but I do not agree with much of the politics of BLM. I support their message but not their Political Marxism.

Vorknkx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pardon my scepticism, but do you even know what the word "Marxism" means?

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The dude chose a strange way of saying "I'm stupid enough to think that anyone who disagrees with me is a racist" - but hey, it worked out for him.

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Homophobia Is Manmade

Homophobia Is Manmade

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Amy Pattie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

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Murdered By Laws

Murdered By Laws

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A Better Headline

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Amy Pattie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I am happily married even though we both lost our job in corona and now live in a church community house. Screw the idea of having kids though, they’d have to sleep on the floor of the games room or something, and I wouldn’t want anyone’s life to start out like that.

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Murdered By Numbers?

Murdered By Numbers?

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Vorknkx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, some statistics show violent crime has decreased since "violent" video games becamse more popular/mainstream.

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Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous

Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous

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Amy Pattie
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

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Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?

Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the same boring song that Republicans sing every time. Why invest 50 billion in education when we need that money to buy tanks and develop nuclear bombs? Because obviously having the power to destroy this entire world 5 times isn't enough....

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Ain't No Right Way

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Is It True

Is It True

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they think it's part of the uniform? Like typical blue/green "medical color" doesn't really do anything but it's part of the image?

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The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person

The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have alcohol problems and are in a divorce but still feel entitled enough to lecture people on how they should live their life.

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Roll Tide!

Roll Tide!

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I Lol'd Hard

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Holy Hell! Call The Morgue

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yuck, why not just say your room is getting a bit stuffy and whiffy so please air it out. No need to go into such detail.

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That Moment When An Anti-Vaxx Mom Is Called Out On Facebook By Her Son's Pediatric Nurse

That Moment When An Anti-Vaxx Mom Is Called Out On Facebook By Her Son's Pediatric Nurse

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly only the Anti-vaxxer lies will be retweeted, adding some more misinformation to the huge pile of BS that's already on the internet.

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Video Games Cause Violence

Video Games Cause Violence

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No thank you, I'll keep playing chess where I get ahead by sacrificing my own peons to murder their horses bishops peons and queen".

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We The People

We The People

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kjorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like the constitution is like the bible for the american... and we see the bible it's a cause of war between the people

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#48

Why Do Old People Insist On Doing This?

Why Do Old People Insist On Doing This?

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You Can Disagree With An Opinion, But The Math Never Lies

You Can Disagree With An Opinion, But The Math Never Lies

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's this kind of "math" that leads Americans to believe that in "Socialist" European countries people pay about 125% of their income on taxes. And that's why healthcare is free.

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Murdered With One Word Almost 3 Years Later

Murdered With One Word Almost 3 Years Later

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#51

Really Weird, Isn't It?

Really Weird, Isn't It?

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I Know, I Know! It's The Second One, Right?

I Know, I Know! It's The Second One, Right?

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postboredom
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This Tomi lady apparently even wrote a book and is a former television-host..

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That's Tough.

That's Tough.

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#55

Dealing With The Consequences Of Your Actions

Dealing With The Consequences Of Your Actions

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Or Just Stop Being A Dick At All, Really

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Christian Bradshaw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree! Acne isn't something that's easy to prevent. Stop being an asshole!

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Half Truths Are All Lies

Half Truths Are All Lies

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And with an universal healthcare in the long run costs will go down because people won't wait till they need an expensive emergency operation to visit a doctor. Most Americans would go to a garage if their car feels strange when they are driving it, but they won't visit a doctor when their body feels strange even when they are just sitting in a chair.

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Dan Wootton’s Worst Take

Dan Wootton’s Worst Take

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

correct me if i'm wrong, but right side looks to be scallops to me, which is a seafood. So vegetarian at best, for one. Two, my God that soup looks sooooooooooo good

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Fuckin' War Criminals, I Tell Ya

Fuckin' War Criminals, I Tell Ya

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JuJu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't call it military. For us, it's just time. And we don't have to add am or pm. *waves from Germany*

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#64

Yeah Science Sucks...

Yeah Science Sucks...

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fact. The US had a pandemic response team, but the orange buffoon dismissed them as being SUPERFLUous.

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#65

They Also Have Poor Swordsman Skill

They Also Have Poor Swordsman Skill

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#66

And Then There's Kanye...

And Then There's Kanye...

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Amy Pattie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like, as a human, even Kanye has more things going for him than Trump, and I only know three things about him.

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#67

Trump Supporter Jokes About Taking Food From Bernie Supporters.

Trump Supporter Jokes About Taking Food From Bernie Supporters.

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#68

What’s Scarier Than Measles? Antivaxxers.

What’s Scarier Than Measles? Antivaxxers.

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El Dee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember a time before vaccinations. I think you should get a vaccination for anything you possibly can - why suffer/die without reason? But, as most adults had had the disease in childhood this generally only affected children. In the western world with good nutrition etc complications were exceptionally rare. Deaths DID happen but they were rare. But if a vaccination is available why would you take the chance?

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#69

Pretty Much Murdered Himself

Pretty Much Murdered Himself

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#70

So Apparently Tarentino Is As Savage In Real Life As He Is In Reel Life

So Apparently Tarentino Is As Savage In Real Life As He Is In Reel Life

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true, they both get better with age.That includes their acting skills.

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#71

That Generation Just Doesn't Have Their Priorities Straight.

That Generation Just Doesn't Have Their Priorities Straight.

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#72

This Chick Spews The Most Outrageous Stuff

This Chick Spews The Most Outrageous Stuff

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స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you were fighting to defend your country on its home soil, you weren't fighting for your country. You were fighting for your country's politicians.

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#73

Boomer Murdered For Shitty Take (Resubmitted With Censoring)

Boomer Murdered For Shitty Take (Resubmitted With Censoring)

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Ace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh the good old days when people didn't sleep, ain't that right debra?

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#74

Yes, It's To Refrain From Common Sense

Yes, It's To Refrain From Common Sense

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mathematically challenged". Whaaahahahaha. Read this one so many times before but it still makes me LOL. Thank you again for this moment of joy :-D

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#75

Trying To Relate To Their Viewers

Trying To Relate To Their Viewers

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YouTube is part of the Google moloch. You know: That friendly search engine that would never sell your data and keep your privacy protected....

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#76

Choosing A Mutual Fund > Paypal

Choosing A Mutual Fund > Paypal

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, letting your gran help you with knitting/sowing/ ... would be a nice social engagement for her. Or your gramps in many countries, he'd have learned that and ironing pretty well in the army.

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#77

Percentages Are Just So Confusing

Percentages Are Just So Confusing

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes the ever emerging "But we have more people so we can have more death people before our situation is just as bad as yours!!!" Because somehow 220 000 death people isn't bad when your country has 320 million people?

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#78

Classic Flat Earther

Classic Flat Earther

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This Is What This Type Of Parenting Leads To

This Is What This Type Of Parenting Leads To

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, children, those little humans who are your prisoners and who have no human rights according to the Association of Crazy Controlfreak Parents.

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#80

Jim Mcgovern Is Brutal Af But Honest Words.

Jim Mcgovern Is Brutal Af But Honest Words.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He still has 3 months to mess up the US and boy, will he mess up the US when he loses the elections.

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#81

Two Can Play That Game.

Two Can Play That Game.

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GirlFriday
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump had nothing to do with that money. It was my money and Congress gave it back to me for a while.

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#82

Hello 911? I’d Like To Report A Murder. The Weapon? Facts.

Hello 911? I’d Like To Report A Murder. The Weapon? Facts.

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Ace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok first of all, worshipping satan and atheism are two different things

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#83

New To Reddit. Hope It Belongs

New To Reddit. Hope It Belongs

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my hubby opted for a sex change then we would likely seperate BUT I would still love him. That wouldn’t change it is just the love would be very different. In saying that though, leaving someone over a hypothetical like that is just stupid.

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#84

Didn’t Think That Was Going Anywhere Until It Went All The Way

Didn’t Think That Was Going Anywhere Until It Went All The Way

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why they're arguing with a dead alcoholic wryly comic writer but whatever floats their boat.

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#85

Props To Will And Jaden Smith

Props To Will And Jaden Smith

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like some people think celebrities aren’t actual people with hearts or feelings etc. there are posts shaming celebrities for complaining about the pandemic like just because they have money they have no right to complain. Well they are humans too, they feel things like depression, anxiety, fear, sadness, etc just like anybody else. Money doesn’t make you immune or a robot.

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#86

Millennials Are Destroying The Eating Industry

Millennials Are Destroying The Eating Industry

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm a millennial with a "decent" above-average salary in my country. i take of my senior mom. pay medical and utility bills. pay for transport and cooking gas. after all the mandatory expenses, there's little left for "luxuries" like eating out. in a country where onions and tomatoes cost more than OTC vitamin pills and most antibiotics, something's definitely fishy!

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#87

Tear Gas Civilians, They Bring Gas Masks. Wow What A Coincidence.

Tear Gas Civilians, They Bring Gas Masks. Wow What A Coincidence.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me glad that I moved from Colorado Springs to a small town in Texas, in May. Just in time to escape this kind of thing.

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#89

Freedom Seeds, Anger Pipes And Boo-Hoo Water

Freedom Seeds, Anger Pipes And Boo-Hoo Water

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#92

Username Checks Out

Username Checks Out

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, trackpants aren’t stupid (don’t know what ultraboosts are), trackies are the comfiest pants ever.

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#93

We Should Totally Trust The Billionaires To Tell Us How To Run The Economy

We Should Totally Trust The Billionaires To Tell Us How To Run The Economy

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Whoops, Matt Walsh.

Whoops, Matt Walsh.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as "Being too smart" is a valid reason to turn you down for the police force things won't be getting any better.

#96

She'd Like To Speak To The Manager

She'd Like To Speak To The Manager

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And with that knowledge Trump tried to declare Antifa a terrorist organization. Because it's really an outrage if Neo-nazi's and white supremacists can't hold their rallies without some Anti-fascists counterprotesting.

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#97

Now *that* Is Bravery

Now *that* Is Bravery

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Yes, Do Tell Her

Yes, Do Tell Her

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a BP post and most people agreed that without any context or background information it's impossible to say something sensible on the matter.

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The Irony

The Irony

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah...I mean I love what Jeremy does (I love James May wayyy more though) but there's no denying that he's a bit of a jerk.

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#100

Choosing Gets Murdered

Choosing Gets Murdered

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Guy Finds His Bil‘S Post Of Recently Getting Married And How He „flirts“ With Women

Guy Finds His Bil‘S Post Of Recently Getting Married And How He „flirts“ With Women

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#102

Boomer Gets Roasted On Twitter After Saying The Word "Boomer" Is The N Word Of Ageism.

Boomer Gets Roasted On Twitter After Saying The Word "Boomer" Is The N Word Of Ageism.

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BusLady
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate anything that separates people into categories. It just breeds hate and resentment.Can't we all just get along?

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#103

Shocking...especially With Apple's Record On Protecting The Rights Of Their Chinese Factory Workers...

Shocking...especially With Apple's Record On Protecting The Rights Of Their Chinese Factory Workers...

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