Gas, let me introduce you to flame

Soon to be ex-fiancee. So what happened next?

Well, a honeymoon is a vacation, isn't it ?

🤣

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

Red hot coals are known for their suction I guess 😆

ROTFLMAO.! He seriously thought you'd believe that!??

My wife found me on a dating website once. A profile from 12 years earlier. I completely forgot about it. Her friend found it and they thought it was hilarious once they saw it said my latest activity was from 2007

I once saw an interview of a woman in Indonesia or Malaysia where she was discussing positive points of sharing her husband. She found a woman for her husband to marry! She didn't want her husband to be alone if anything happened to her(she wasn't sick or dying). So maybe this guy was trying to do something like that.

🕺let me tell you 'bout my best friend! 🕺

The fact that he would lie saying that he's finding a bestie for her in a DATING APP just seemed like he was ordering the bestie from Amazon or smth.

Awe, he's all heart thinking of you as usual!

What a moron. Men really think we're that gullible.

Omg

TA DA!! are you surprised??!!?!

But how did she find him on dating profiles? Was she on there too?

Sounds like someone had a throuple fantasy 😂 "Honey, meet your new best friend!"🤣

An "all white party" sounds like a KKK convention

So he was doing his cousin🤪

Ooooh - so realistic! That should fool anyone (sarcastic eye roll)

Way to start off parenthood! NOT!

That escalated quickly.

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

Most courteous guy on this list!

Excellent "prank" coming from a joke.

Lordy, that's pathetic

Not in men...

No one is really that stupid, are they?

Wtf?!?!

A minute was about 59 seconds too long

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

shhh he’s in the stage of denial

*banjo music starts playing*

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

You know, you have two grandmothers, so why not 😂

I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people

What a wuss!!!

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

I hope this person was able to get away.

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

The improv is strong with this one.

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

This is called a "posh wank" in the common parlance.

Why did he even- Is he that big of an idiot?