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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

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ali lilley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Point for creativity, a kick in the nuts for being a piece of shi!e.

Dan Flo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds staight out of that old Brittish sitcom 'Allo 'Allo! when René always comes up with the stupidest explanations when his wife catch him "hands on" with another woman.

LapCat
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone with MS I am mildly offended yet morbidly amused

Abnus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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Rumple Schleppskin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a nice guy, that's a keeper right there. Always thinking of others and helping out.

Deborah Stuart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was a MISUNDERSTOOD SHITHEAD? Oh she had MS? Yeah because she had a MISGUIDED SLEEZEBAG!!!!!

Abnus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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2 years ago

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Abnus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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2 years ago

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Cee
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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Brazen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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Pittsburgh rare
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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LoneTomato
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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lauralett50
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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harpling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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Cee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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Deb M.F.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my ex made my daughter (she was around 26 then) lie to me about a "surprise" trip out of town (she still lived with me) then a few years later she said it wasn't just a trip to see her dad..it was he was getting remarried and didn't want me to know since I may just "flip out" I was like WTF...I could care less. Divorced his a*s over 20 years ago! Was more pissed that he made her lie to me

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Brazen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bronchitis in his prostate? Brings a whole new meaning to "cough for me".

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JL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a hard lie to verify, no one goes into malls anymore.

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Pittsburgh rare
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, you were cheated on and the baby mama threatened YOU?!? Alrighty then

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Pittsburgh rare
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's why l don't date anyone really close to an ex. Been there, happened that.

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope the crutches left blisters, bruises and raw skin. Would serve him right

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Lakota Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google Translate tells me that the last phrase is Xhosa for "Hey guys" XD It sounds like it is maybe meant to be an expression of disbelief or exasperation?

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Jo314129
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be getting old, I had to read that so many times and I'm still not sure I understand.

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