Gas, let me introduce you to flame

Soon to be ex-fiancee. So what happened next?

🤣

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

Red hot coals are known for their suction I guess 😆

ROTFLMAO.! He seriously thought you'd believe that!??

An "all white party" sounds like a KKK convention

So he was doing his cousin🤪

Ooooh - so realistic! That should fool anyone (sarcastic eye roll)

Way to start off parenthood! NOT!

That escalated quickly.

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

Most courteous guy on this list!

Excellent "prank" coming from a joke.

Lordy, that's pathetic

Not in men...

No one is really that stupid, are they?

Wtf?!?!

A minute was about 59 seconds too long

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

shhh he’s in the stage of denial

*banjo music starts playing*

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

You know, you have two grandmothers, so why not 😂

I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people

What a wuss!!!

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

I hope this person was able to get away.

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

The improv is strong with this one.

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

This is called a "posh wank" in the common parlance.

Why did he even- Is he that big of an idiot?