HAHAHAHA h3ll hath no fury like a woman scorned

Sad

Never understood people's hatred of the devil, apparently he literally punishes bad people so wouldn't that make him good? Why all the hate? Logic truly counts for nothing when it comes to religion.

This one... it made me snort out my coffee XD

Jerk your own meat, why not

That's like driving across town to the cheaper gas station. You haven't saved a dime.

Done that before Recommend it XD

I think a ramen noodle came out of my nose-

Yes, I think we should all just jerk our own meat. Life would be far less complicated.

I tried that … I dehydrated a $25 piece of raw meat into $10 worth of jerky. Dumb idea!

I STAND FOR CAPITALISM! CAPITALISM IS GOOD!

Well, he's obviously a liar....you don't wanna be with a liar.

Wait, how did he "accidently" get your mom pregnant? did he slip and fall with his wee-wee into her vjay-jay?

...byob...

I find this funny.

"They're here!"

Interesting analogy though 😲

Are people this dumb? I mean r peepul dis dumm?

Well, you ARE your father's daughter. Meh.

Why should they want to stop in the first place? It's a natural thing, just don't wipe the results in a sock and hide it under the bed ;)

yall american schools actually have ur assemblies like that? i thought it was only in movies anyways please dont downvote

I hope she lost her job and was never allowed to work in healthcare again. Forcing your religion and religious beliefs on people against their will is disgusting. If the parents wanted their child baptised they could have asked for it, to do it in such a sneaky underhand way is unforgivable and could have potentially made an already horrendous situation a lot worse for the family. (As an atheist I would have freaked out)

?

I am Groooooooooooot!

Dreams are 100% true. Like as a child I dreamt Frankenstein's monster walked into my bedroom looking for me. That really did happen the next day. Honest.

technically the truth

Take the money and wash the creepiness out of your face. Thanks

Lmao

Because parental death is such a small thing these days. I mean, get over yourself? Roll the body under the table so it is not a trip hazard and get on with your life, supporting your egocentric friends.

Attention seeking? My god.

Im not buying the "by mistake". That's harassment by the way.

Unpopular opinion but I agree. Doesn’t excuse them from being annoying pests though.

Oh boy, good thing the movie isn't called "Necromancer" or "Pediatrician" :D

Yes, he is. He's a future Bruce Willis, so he needs to start early.

What am I reading on this thread?

Another big fool.

I like dark humor but this is (literally) dark

As Fred said in Big Hero 6: “I wear 'em front. I wear 'em back. I go inside out. Then I go front and back”

Sheldon!!

This one needs to go see a shrink asap.... When someone is that sick, and you feel that compelled to do something like this.... seeking attention to the absurd limit :'(