HAHAHAHA h3ll hath no fury like a woman scorned

Sad

Never understood people's hatred of the devil, apparently he literally punishes bad people so wouldn't that make him good? Why all the hate? Logic truly counts for nothing when it comes to religion.

This one... it made me snort out my coffee XD

I STAND FOR CAPITALISM! CAPITALISM IS GOOD!

Well, he's obviously a liar....you don't wanna be with a liar.

Wait, how did he "accidently" get your mom pregnant? did he slip and fall with his wee-wee into her vjay-jay?

...byob...

I find this funny.

"They're here!"

Interesting analogy though 😲

Are people this dumb? I mean r peepul dis dumm?

Well, you ARE your father's daughter. Meh.

Why should they want to stop in the first place? It's a natural thing, just don't wipe the results in a sock and hide it under the bed ;)

yall american schools actually have ur assemblies like that? i thought it was only in movies anyways please dont downvote

I hope she lost her job and was never allowed to work in healthcare again. Forcing your religion and religious beliefs on people against their will is disgusting. If the parents wanted their child baptised they could have asked for it, to do it in such a sneaky underhand way is unforgivable and could have potentially made an already horrendous situation a lot worse for the family. (As an atheist I would have freaked out)

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I am Groooooooooooot!

Dreams are 100% true. Like as a child I dreamt Frankenstein's monster walked into my bedroom looking for me. That really did happen the next day. Honest.

technically the truth

Take the money and wash the creepiness out of your face. Thanks

Lmao

Because parental death is such a small thing these days. I mean, get over yourself? Roll the body under the table so it is not a trip hazard and get on with your life, supporting your egocentric friends.

Attention seeking? My god.

The right brain controls the left side so left handers are the only ones in their Right Minds

...Whelp, guess I don't exist then. *rolls eyes*

I once mentioned that im color blind and this guy said "Your just trying to be differnt"

Haha fine let’s test. Watch me write with my right hand then watch me write with my left hands. You be the judge.

I always knew i wasn’t real

An existential crisis that I didn't need today. On the other hand, it's quite liberating not to exist.

Third thing - just because something is outside of your experience, or you've never heard of it, or seen, felt, heard, tasted it does not mean it doesn't exist.

How are some people so stupid? I am not left-handed, but my dad, that annoying boy at school, and one of my friends are left-handed. SMH.

You're not left-handed? Why not?

As someone who had to take a remedial handwriting class in kindergarten because no one could read my writing.... Yes, we do exist. (Spoiler alert: it didn't help. My handwriting is still c**p lol)

I'm sending this to my left handed friends

My brother is ambidextrous. That's even rarer than being lefthanded.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Lefties are attention hogs.

FYI, 10-15% of any given population in any country.

1. AM I A ATTENTION SEEKER? 2. AM I LEFT HANDED? Answers: 1. Yes (for joking only), 2. No, I am right handed.

Southpaw here...we exist and we're taking over the world!! Mwhahahahahahaha!!

I DONT EXIST??!!!

I'm ambidextrous.

John Oliver just referenced this topic! Once people started accepting that people can be left handed, the % of lefties increased rapidly until it plateaued. The % didn't increase because more people wanted attention, it was because they weren't forced to be RiGhTiEs

I wish I was a lefty. People who don't exist don't have to get up for work in the morning. (Hey, politically I'm a lefty. Can that count?)

Has to be satire loll

Im not buying the "by mistake". That's harassment by the way.

Unpopular opinion but I agree. Doesn’t excuse them from being annoying pests though.

Oh boy, good thing the movie isn't called "Necromancer" or "Pediatrician" :D

Yes, he is. He's a future Bruce Willis, so he needs to start early.

What am I reading on this thread?

Another big fool.

I like dark humor but this is (literally) dark