this this can work and 100% true

Hilarious

This has got to be done on purpose

So, I had to have STI testing collection kits sent to my house over Christmas break because the clinic I run was closed until after the new yearand we needed more kits because the ones we had were expiring at the end of the month/year. Someone stole the box off my porch. I honestly would have paid to see their reaction when they opened a box full of vaginal, rectal and urethral swaps. Merry Christmas A******s!

You did that badly. You should've avoided the potato.

Scream back, "Pay the hospital bill in the name of stupidity."

That made me laugh!

If this is the next generation, humanity is doomed...

No, no, he's got a point. Can you imagine if fire was invisible? It could run around like the adorably terrifying demon spawn we all know it is, free to set flame to *anything* it wanted without ever facing the consequences of its actions!

The innocence that children have is both short-lived and hilarious

Fríck... I didn't want to share this, but here it comes: when I was around 10, my uncle had a gf, who had a tiny Yorkie named Robin. He was really cute and all, and one day, they all came to my house to have dinner and just meet him well. Suddenly, he grabs my uncle's foot with his front paws and starts swinging his hips. Everybody got mad and all, but I thought it was hilarious because he looked like he was dancing. So, a couple of hours later, my mom asks me to go to bed, so I thought it would be hilarious to drop to the floor, grab my mom's foot, and swing my hips like Robin did. They all looked at me horrified, and I was confused as to why they weren't laughing at my goodbye act. My mom later explained to me that Robin was... pleasuring himself with my uncle's foot, and I basically pretended to do the same. TLDR: I pretended to húmp my mom's foot without knowing what that meant

I can't unsee this in my head...

You can't say the word "ride" on Tiktok?

When I was in early elementary, I was asked to run some extra salad my mom had made over across the street to our neighbor's house in a big Tupperware bowl. I ran like all spastic excited kids do. Rang the doorbell and said "gives new meaning to the word 'tossed salad.'" I don't know why I said that. I found out 10 years later that this was not the new meaning.

It’s almost 1am and I am laughing so hard but trying not to make any noise. Unfair.

Now this one made me cackle 😂

Thats awesome

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A pillow? Really? You can do better than that.(you dirty minded pr1ck.)

I feel sick

Kim Jong-Un could not be satisfied by any woman so he grew his own t!ts! True story. Heard it from North Korea bureau of facts and truth

I know I shouldn't laugh but maaaan 😂

Guys, my answer is Japan, what did you guys get?

The fact that it was liked by the creator…

Only time I was sent to the principals office in HS was because this kid kept farting, and no one laughed but me who was just a red shaking mess, trying so hard not to laugh while this stern faced teacher kept "WARNING ME". I almost had it but he did it again, and i just lost my mind. I went to the office and the principal laughed and we watched tv for a half hour. Good times.

He honestly doesn't look like the type to have had a good talk with his daughter first. But anyhow, bragging to the world, his daughter's world, about his lack of relationship skills, parenting skills, makes him an a$%, if not *the* a$%.

It's the little things.

I think that's quite funny. Dark, but funny.

Was the pastors wife not concerned that her husband was lusting after a 13 year old girl?

This is right up there with a woman's post I saw once, shocked that the day she was born...happened to fall ON HER BIRTHDAY! What're the odds?!

Who says?! The other night I had potato chips, a Charms BlowPop, and chocolate cake for dessert. Living alone has its perks!

Well, it was over 20 years ago, so I'm sure there are lots of children/teenagers who don't know what these buildings are. EDIT: Reading all the responses here, I find it a little strange how many people think EVERYONE EVERYWHERE should know about it. There are huge events in other countries' history that many of us do not know about, but that doesn't mean that those of us who don't know are stupid. Yes, many countries learn about it, but many others don't. I am from Ireland, and I do remember where I was and what I was doing the moment I heard about it. But, in the country I live in now, I do not expect the average teenager to know about it. If they do, fine. If they don't, fine.

That’s a highly specific take

“Liked by creator”?!

A lot of copy pasting to do...

Banjo?

Well, I´d rather hear that before ultrasound than before anesthesia.

What the actual f*ck

With those math skills, it’s probably his reality.

killing an entire race of people is fine, but butt-f*cking my homies isn't?

So, she is so pretty even haters gotta step back... that's some Disney Princess magic there...

Man that movie left me speechless for a minute. Thump!

That chickens whiter than ....?