62 Times The Comments Were Funnier Than The Post That Started Them

As a woman who had twisted both ankles several times, including once when I couldn't walk for several days... Still not as bad as period pains... And it doesn't happen every month!

I volunteer as test subject. Give me 100k and see how unhappy I get

I like Terry Crews. He is a Dude.

team natural selection

Is there a Rat Distribution System?

That taser wants to have a word to say ......

He is gorgeous!

climate change is no joke

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So she makes whomever she dates into cóck hounds?

It’s a thanksgiving recreation.

😄 sweet wingdude Parker

Everyone's ancestors at some point likely did horrible things.

I want that drawing on canvas. Along with the void drawing that's just an oval with two eyes.

Pfft. That’s how I use em. You go big dad. Set that guy on fire.

Hey, but they are there for you, in the end!

I thought she was talking about Kate Bush; who hates Kate Bush???

Welp, Vicky just fired someone. That won't help with their depression.

I got a half bottle of whiskey in my grocery delivery once that still had the security ring around the bottle neck. It was then that I realised I could still just open the cap. Had a funny conversation with someone in a supermarket about that - turns out someone else worked it out, went in and necked quite a substantial amount before security could get to him. He is why that store now has netting and a tamperproof tag on it.

sugar son in law? is that a thing?

I hope you are not showing this to the (stupid) father.

If the Bottlenose dolphin were a car...

😄 ouch...

And right now, History Majors, normally an underappreciated set of knowledge could come and save the World (or at least the USA)

That comes standard.

Well fair enough

You're 'trying' to drive? Do you have a driver's license or are you watching a YouTube instruction video??

On my smart TV I jump back from the ad to the YouTube list, start the video again. The second ad starts. I do it again. Now I can watch the video. Maybe not worth the effort for the 5 second ads but certainly better than sitting through the longer ones.

Nice ...

Ok this one was pretty funny! 😄

I weep.

When skipping those stupid-geography-classes, is biting in your a.ss.

Except for on full moons...

I miss my childhood hamster...

how about Saudi Arabia?

MAGA in a nutshell. Perfect

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Of course, if you're an introvert, "Hi" is the evil one XD "Bye" is the glorious, virtuous hero!

Whats wrong with tucking the homies in for bed?

It’s soap. It’s self cleaning. Bacteria literally cannot survive on its surface.

So controversial, yet so brave... nah, you're just dumb. Stay oxygenated, champ.

They got a bag, that’s something

Perhaps Marlene is from Seattle...I hear it rains a lot there! Lol

everything will be better in November... when the remake comes out

Well, that's fair I guess.

Well, she's honest.

Am I supposed to believe the horses stayed away from the fruits?

🤣

Bro couldn't get laid in a brothel with a wallet full of cash

20 x 34 = 680 - 34 = 646

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That'll be a hard no.

Obviously they used a humungous trebuchet

If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question.

Fire....

Until you hit middle age, get menopause and they literally steam up during a hot flush. TMI, you're welcome.

Can someone explain?

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Bone Apple Tea

As if your kids didn't already have enough problems ...

Good luck getting over the Syphallis

May your god treat you as a commodity the way you treat her as one.

Love Squid Game. Dae-Ho deserved better.

At least he's self aware

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