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People have always been taught to consider things in context and to consider different perspectives of a given issue, but screw that, sometimes taking things out of context just for kicks is good old-fashioned fun.

And what better way to do this than to use Wikipedia tables of contents? I wish I was making this up, but it was a thing for a very short period of time in internet history when Twitter user @ZeeZeeMooMoo posted a screencap of the table of contents of the Wikipedia article for the 1859 Pig War.

If you know what it’s all about, this all looks rather normal, but picture knowing nothing about it, knowing absolutely no context. It does make you wonder how the heck is this a thing, how did whatever this article is talking about come to this, what happened, now I need to know?!

The short-lived, but still noteworthy little thread is all neatly posted in a curated list below for your enjoyment, so check it out, vote and comment appropriately, and tell us what you thought of it in the comment section!

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funnylucy69 Report

Helen Haley
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life, death and pizza. All the bases are covered.

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Jordan Arnold
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ed LaDou, a.k.a. the guy who popularized Califonia Pizza

CLG
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Entry now reads "Pizza career" which isn't quite as fun as just Pizza, but good find nonetheless.

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PickledZucchini11
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet it's from the guy who invented pizza or something

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is obviously the timeline of somebody's life

Ronal Steppe
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense, eating too much pizza early on in life can lead to clogged arteries, obesity, diabetes and early death. Whole lot between the lines of just three words 😀

Ghost Host
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

B- wha- BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    #2

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    ZeeZeeMooMoo Report

    angry_waffle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T LET PIGS HAVE GUNS

    Ghost Host
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to b u r n that book. It makes me so mad. That's how you know it's a good read!

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    QuotedPrawn7490
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not the bay of pigs; it's the pig war (1859)

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    Adam Belaire
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oversimplified: The Pig War. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLq6GEiHqR8

    Ben Rayhill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why when I see this do I think of David Cameron

    dndjjdk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the San Juan Island dispute?

    Mighty Remolacha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I come to BP. Thank you!!!

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    #3

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    thankvideogames Report

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sending this to my LGBTQ trombone playing friend

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real story why UT picked the name Longhorns...

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna hear the trombone solo so significant that it got its own wiki table

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pink oboe solo?

    A lonely Concorde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with the low brass at the end of this on?

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    #4

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    personal_to Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pig set a hard score....but yet v are

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in regards to the Super Smash Bros. and allegations of sexual misconduct in 2020.

    A lonely Concorde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like this. What tournament?!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post forced me to look up wombo combo

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly theirs so many people that could be about. 🤔😳🥴

    ima cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pig must be d e s t r o y e d.

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    #5

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    bigfincel Report

    Eric Mesh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.?wprov=sfla1

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Eric Mesh. Yes Sir I believe you nailed it with your answer. 😎👍

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    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Hinckley. He attempted to assassinate President Reagan in order to impress Jodie Foster, whom he became obsessed with after watching her in the movie Taxi Driver.

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short list of deleted scenes from Taxi Driver...

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't believe that a guy that shot a sitting US president was ever set free. I had always thought they'd just throw away the key.

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This went from 0 to 30 to 12 million in 5 seconds

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made sense to me.

    advice5cents
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fairly obvious and lacking in the amusement category

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone gets this one...

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    #6

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    @JohnyNich Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶See the KoolAid in the compound...stir it up and pass it around.🎶

    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't KoolAid, it was a cheaper alternative. "They drank the flavoraid" doesn't sound as strong as "They drank the koolaid".

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    Davo gifman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grape koolaid got a bad rap. Jim Jones was a cowardly parasitic slug. An with all due respect congressman Leo Joseph Ryan gave his life for his constituents. A true person of the people.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all due respect it was Flavor-Aid...... Kool-Aid just keeps gettin caught in the crossfire

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    Pollywog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP to all those murdered by Jim Jones and his murder squad!! 💜

    Stardan Sneed
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Flavortown! *loads AR-15*

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Examples of good and bad names for Paul McCartney cover bands

    Phoneixstudios
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    4 years ago

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    what do ice cream flavors have to do with a massacre?!

    Mx. Croteau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bet is that its for flavor-ade (sp?) the drink used by jones in the massacre. (most people think it was kool aid but nope. off brand.)

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    #7

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    Vookatos Report

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno on the Moon, fairytale novel by Nikolay Nosov, USSR, satire on Western capitalism.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, yes, I grew up reading the "Dunno" trilogy. Probably my favourite was the second, "Dunno in Sun City".

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    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The three prohibited items when making North Korean SciFi movies.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not The Moon is a Harsh Mistress then

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adventure of Pluto Nash. 🤣

    Wise beauty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I thought it was the lunar chronicles

    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A search by Tim Curry to find the ONE place not corrupted by capitalism? (Gamer reference)

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    Redrooey Report

    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uniform Star Polyhedron. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform_star_polyhedron

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these have a set topic but then it just changes

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this photo and i don't like it.

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    List of masturbation techniques in order of preference in the general population

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you get to 20, things start falling apart and you get degeneration.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last category covers my activities during my younger years.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking mineral and crystal formations until that last one...

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    #9

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    TheJackBlackmon Report

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemingway :) Jeez, I didn't know it was in Idaho..

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    Samuel Melcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cuba and the Nobel Prize; Idaho and Suicide" could be a line in We Didn't Start the Fire

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I've got that song running through my head!!! 🤯

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    Annabeth Tris Lancaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sing this to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire.

    Peri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you want a very entertaining recap of EH’s life, here’s a great bit from Randy Feltface: https://youtu.be/HlxEKOscu0M

    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemingway! Yep Idaho gave it away

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    #10

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    gabewbb Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Early, Pizza and Death were the ultimate stages of life, but this escalated things to a whole new level.

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the Sex Funk Period comes right before death

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    Bevo Nostro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The five least popular girl's names in 1969.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder when the Sex Funk period of my life will commence, because it’s going to have to hurry up if it wants to beat the menopause.

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but "sex funk" comes after pizza.

    Jofeen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sex Funk" clearly just another name for James Brown songs

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shawn Phillips maybe I'd would also say Bob Dylan, but he's still alive. Come to think about it; I'm not sure if shawn Phillips is alive,or not. So yeah basically I'm just guessing lol.

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prince?... no, couldn't be. Somebody who died right after becoming sexy

    Samantha Becker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I considered Prince, but his Sex Funk period came way earlier.

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    DawgLaser Report

    Cecily Holland
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything women want to do in Saudi

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dab_(dance)

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very interesting. Something that is exclusively illegal in Saudi Arabia. And it is not a drug, not alcohol, and has an origin.

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best things in life are usually illegal in Saudi Arabia ;)

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The history of licking your dates, chapters 1-3

    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women driving? That changed a couple years ago though

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    @Whyyyyth0 Report

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. I found out who that is but I don't want to spoil it for others.

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    compangus Report

    Catherine Binder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take stuff made in China for 200 Alex.

    Michell Sherik
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    4 years ago

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    Getting to exitied in the Best Buy

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    Report

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of want this to be Mr. Rogers.

    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revolutionary Movement Tupamaro (Spanish: Movimiento Revolucionario Tupamaro, MRT), often shortened to Tupamaro, is a far-left Marxist-Leninist political party and one of the most prominent colectivos in Venezuela.

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The four branches of Government in Portland

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