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Man Learns Wife’s Secret Identity That She Briefly Used 12 Years Ago, Mocks Her Online
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Man Learns Wife’s Secret Identity That She Briefly Used 12 Years Ago, Mocks Her Online

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People have been using pseudonyms or aliases since historic times for different reasons. Whether it be Mary Ann Evens who used a male name, George Elliot, for her novels, or the famous Stan Lee, who wanted to use his real name, Stanley Martin Lieber, for serious literary writings, creating a different identity is not too uncommon.

Even the original poster’s (OP) wife reinvented herself 12 years ago so that she would sound more ‘western’ on job applications. When her husband found out about this from her old colleague, he went online and mocked her.

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Man and wife are Hindu immigrants in Canada and both have relatively traditional birth names

Image credits: Tim Douglas (not the actual photo)

One day when they ran into the wife’s old coworker, she kept referring to her with a different name and when the husband tried to correct her, his wife changed the topic

Image credits: u/Gunner3210

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Image credits: Milan Vekariya (not the actual photo)

She later told him that 12 years ago she was going through an identity crisis when she started using the name ‘Shyneigha Star’

Image credits: u/Gunner3210

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Image credits: Ketut Subiyanto (not the actual photo)

She wanted to sound more ‘western’ and used the pseudonym for job applications, but when she realized the name sounded like a stripper’s, she went back to her birth name

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Image credits: u/Gunner3210

The sarcastic husband took this opportunity to mock her online and stated that “he could no longer trust her”, even bringing up the divorce card

Today, we bring you a story that’s not just funny, but it’s also dripping with sarcasm as Reddit user Gunner3210 shares a revelation about his wife that he finds extremely endearing. He gives us a little background info that he and his wife are Hindu immigrants residing in Canada and both of them have rather traditional birth names.

One day, while the couple were in Costco, they came across the wife’s old coworker who kept referring to her by an odd name and when the husband tried to correct her, his wife swiftly yet subtly changed the subject. But afterward, when the couple was in the car, the wife revealed that 12 years ago, she went through an identity crisis and changed her name to Shyneigha Star (pronounced as Shine-yah Star), which was inspired by ‘shining star’.

She wanted to sound more ‘western’ while applying for jobs and she believed that this name would help her with it. Now, this is where the fun begins. The sarcastic poster saw an opportunity to mock his wife and grabbed it by narrating how she realized later that this name sounded like a stripper’s name and went back to using her birth name as she was working as a nurse.

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He goes on to say that this was more than 5 years before they met and he felt “betrayed”. He also had a good laugh by stating that he couldn’t trust her anymore as he didn’t know what else she could be hiding. He even brought in the divorce card, finding a lawyer for child custody, and hitting the gym, which had netizens chuckling with laughter along with the humorous statement, “Maybe she even considered dying her hair blonde or thought about getting a tattoo.”

While many people online applauded his wonderful sense of humor, there were some netizens who were baffled by the post and thought that he really meant to divorce his wife over something as trivial as her past secret identity. But the poster made an edit where he explained that he was just being sarcastic and that he found this new revelation about his wife endearing.

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Research states that, “Nearly 20% of workers have changed their name on a resume because of discrimination concerns.” So, it was kind of justifiable when the poster’s wife opted to change her name when applying for jobs after graduation as she was tired of her traditional name.

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Another study has found that, “Applicants with non-English names are 57% less likely to be considered for leadership roles despite identical resumes. Cultural discrimination was likely to be caused by a person’s name rather than visa issues, a lack of language skills, or local experience. For leadership roles, applicants with English names received 26.8% positive responses, compared with those with non-English names which had 11.3% positive responses.”

Also, the fact the OP’s wife was going through an identity crisis is, in itself, quite sad because it has been observed that, “An identity crisis is a phase many people go through when they question or reassess who they are. A search for identity is common during the teenage years but people may also reassess their lives after a major life event.”

However, our poster mocked the name that she chose, saying that it sounded like a stripper’s name when his wife was actually working as a nurse. And the whole story turned in a funny direction as even the netizens joined the poster in his humor and sarcasm. Some of them revealed the hilarious pseudonyms that they used, like Batman, Bugadochoo, or Bugzy.

Some folks also teased the poster saying that even he should introduce his new alter ego, call himself ‘Moon Shyne’, and reinvent himself. On the other hand, netizens also mocked the wife for coming up with such a strange name and confidently using it. They even joined the game of sarcasm, asking the poster whether anything she ever said was even true.

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Others also said that some people taking the post seriously that OP was really gonna divorce his wife, in itself, was crazy hilarious to them. Did you also get a good laugh after reading the story? And have you (or anyone you know) ever used a pseudonym to reinvent identity? Feel free to share your experiences with us in the comments!

Netizens were left chuckling by his amazing sense of humor while they also shared some of their funny experiences

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Monika Pašukonytė

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I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

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Kermit the Hermit
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who don't understand sarcasm are the same people that are cuckoo.

Vinnie
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be too hard on folks who don't understand sarcasm. Some people have difficulty reading intent and imagining the tone. I've had that issue, but gotten much better. The issue is partly from being not-quite-neurotypical and partly from being brought to not question what I see and hear. Great for instilling obedience, but crappy for observation and perception.

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a child, I hated my birth name (Crystal.. I was named after a chandelier, no joke) because I was not a very "girly" little girl. I especially hated the nickname my mother and sister called me ("Cryssie"). I was determined to change my name once I turned 18. I was either going with "Kat" (because "cat"), "Natty" (from the 80s movie "The Journey of Natty Gann", natch), or "Wolf". When I got a little older and created my persona, I decided I'd change my name to "Lakota". XD Then, by the time I turned 18, I realized I'd gotten used to my name and I didn't give a rat's patootie. My dad's the only person who ever called me by the nickname I prefer, though: "Crys".

Parmeisan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a child, I once declared that "when I'm an adult I'm going to change my name to Jem" (from the TV show "Jem and the Holograms"). "You don't like your name?" "I do, but I'm sure I'll be tired of it by then!"

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Sky Render
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember hating my birth name so much that I'd cling to any name besides it as a possible replacement. Turns out I was right to hate it as it's not the right birth name. (LSS: intersex, body is more female than male, but parents assigned me male (which I did not identify with.))

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

::hugs:: I hope you have found an identity and a name that you feel more at home with!

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Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ❤️ sarcasm, but occasionally it doesn't come out the right way when you're using the written word. In person you have body language, you can roll your eyes, you can smirk, you can make certain vocal inflections, you can't do any of that when you're writing. So sarcasm can be confusing in a post like this.

Sophia Athene
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you! Especially when reading AITAH and Bridezilla stories. I feel like I've read worse elsewhere on BP that was "true." So why not believe this c**p too? By the end, something didn't feel right and I skipped ahead to see if I missed something. No, a bunch a people calling me stupid for not catching on right away.

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JayWantsACat
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How could she have kept this secret from me?! I could've been making fun of her all these years!"

Bec
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an acquaintance who is in his 40s and is still called by the name he picked in high school Spanish class (his wife went to high school with him).

AKA AKA
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i feel so sorry for the people who didn't understannd te sarcasm. what a boring life you must live

Yu Pan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy name Zero in college and when he started his first professional job at a bank, his name changed to Chris.

Scott Rackley
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a good friend growing up who was actually one of the "boat people" from Viet Nam. His name was Dung, which is pronounced Jung (ish, it's hard to explain). He became a citizen at 18 and changed his name to Alex, for obvious reasons. So everyone who knows him since that (and some before) calls him Alex. However, he told me that I could still call him by his old name since no one call tell the spelling when pronounced correctly. Plus he answers to it a whole lot faster.

Livingwithcfs
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so common for people to go through a stage of wanting to reinvent themselves. They get over it and looking back it's generally slightly embarrassing. The sarcasm is in line with the why did I do it cringe we have when looking back

Felix Quinones
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The are two types of people who immigrate from a country, those who assimilate and those that want to hold on to the traditions of their native country.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Appy - it's a joke spelling to kind of call to mind the horrible spellings that some people give their kids to be "unique". For example, "Kimberleigh" instead of "Kimberly". The "leigh" part is pronounced the same as the "ly" part, but it's an unhinged spelling. So that's why people jokingly call terrible "clever/creative/unique" baby-name spellings as "tragedeighs" - it's pronounced the same as "tragedies", but it's a funny little joke to point out the ludicrous nature of calling a baby boy "Jaesynne" instead of "Jason".

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Kermit the Hermit
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who don't understand sarcasm are the same people that are cuckoo.

Vinnie
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be too hard on folks who don't understand sarcasm. Some people have difficulty reading intent and imagining the tone. I've had that issue, but gotten much better. The issue is partly from being not-quite-neurotypical and partly from being brought to not question what I see and hear. Great for instilling obedience, but crappy for observation and perception.

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a child, I hated my birth name (Crystal.. I was named after a chandelier, no joke) because I was not a very "girly" little girl. I especially hated the nickname my mother and sister called me ("Cryssie"). I was determined to change my name once I turned 18. I was either going with "Kat" (because "cat"), "Natty" (from the 80s movie "The Journey of Natty Gann", natch), or "Wolf". When I got a little older and created my persona, I decided I'd change my name to "Lakota". XD Then, by the time I turned 18, I realized I'd gotten used to my name and I didn't give a rat's patootie. My dad's the only person who ever called me by the nickname I prefer, though: "Crys".

Parmeisan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a child, I once declared that "when I'm an adult I'm going to change my name to Jem" (from the TV show "Jem and the Holograms"). "You don't like your name?" "I do, but I'm sure I'll be tired of it by then!"

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Sky Render
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember hating my birth name so much that I'd cling to any name besides it as a possible replacement. Turns out I was right to hate it as it's not the right birth name. (LSS: intersex, body is more female than male, but parents assigned me male (which I did not identify with.))

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

::hugs:: I hope you have found an identity and a name that you feel more at home with!

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Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ❤️ sarcasm, but occasionally it doesn't come out the right way when you're using the written word. In person you have body language, you can roll your eyes, you can smirk, you can make certain vocal inflections, you can't do any of that when you're writing. So sarcasm can be confusing in a post like this.

Sophia Athene
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you! Especially when reading AITAH and Bridezilla stories. I feel like I've read worse elsewhere on BP that was "true." So why not believe this c**p too? By the end, something didn't feel right and I skipped ahead to see if I missed something. No, a bunch a people calling me stupid for not catching on right away.

Load More Replies...
JayWantsACat
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How could she have kept this secret from me?! I could've been making fun of her all these years!"

Bec
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an acquaintance who is in his 40s and is still called by the name he picked in high school Spanish class (his wife went to high school with him).

AKA AKA
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i feel so sorry for the people who didn't understannd te sarcasm. what a boring life you must live

Yu Pan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy name Zero in college and when he started his first professional job at a bank, his name changed to Chris.

Scott Rackley
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a good friend growing up who was actually one of the "boat people" from Viet Nam. His name was Dung, which is pronounced Jung (ish, it's hard to explain). He became a citizen at 18 and changed his name to Alex, for obvious reasons. So everyone who knows him since that (and some before) calls him Alex. However, he told me that I could still call him by his old name since no one call tell the spelling when pronounced correctly. Plus he answers to it a whole lot faster.

Livingwithcfs
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so common for people to go through a stage of wanting to reinvent themselves. They get over it and looking back it's generally slightly embarrassing. The sarcasm is in line with the why did I do it cringe we have when looking back

Felix Quinones
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The are two types of people who immigrate from a country, those who assimilate and those that want to hold on to the traditions of their native country.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Appy - it's a joke spelling to kind of call to mind the horrible spellings that some people give their kids to be "unique". For example, "Kimberleigh" instead of "Kimberly". The "leigh" part is pronounced the same as the "ly" part, but it's an unhinged spelling. So that's why people jokingly call terrible "clever/creative/unique" baby-name spellings as "tragedeighs" - it's pronounced the same as "tragedies", but it's a funny little joke to point out the ludicrous nature of calling a baby boy "Jaesynne" instead of "Jason".

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