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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair

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Alexander J.A Cortes calls himself a “trainer,” “writer,” and “speaker,” and a life coach of all sorts but his recent tweets made a lot of women attribute quite a few nasty labels to him as well.

“Unnatural hair colors in [a] woman are a warning signal to stay away,” Cortes opened. “It’s an example [of] Aposematism – the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality.”

He then went on to explain why men should stay away from women who use hair dyes. “You gentlemen want an obvious example of a red flag?” Cortes asked. “It doesn’t get more obvious than that.”

Immediately, people started replying to Cortes. And while some actually agreed with him, after Julie Grundy dropped the best comeback, many started expressing a different opinion.
One day later, Cortes gave men contradictory dating advice. “Don’t date women who are picky eaters,” he said. According to him, “How you do one thing is how you do everything,” and all the female picky eaters that he has encountered were “hesitant,” “not curious,” and had “fixed mindsets.” On the other hand, women he knew who loved new foods were “fun,” “adventurous,” and “always curious.”

Do think that this statement had to retract the previous one? Or their author is simply confused? Let us know in the comments.

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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair

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Some people have actually agreed with him

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But after this genius reply that pointed out the major flaw in Cortes theory

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People started seriously opposing him

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Random Panda 6 years ago

Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

147points

Cassie 6 years ago

I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

86points

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Samantha Thompson 6 years ago

Exactly! Not everything that a woman does is for men! And also ... Harley Quinn is a fictional super villain. She's not real.

14points

anarkzie 6 years ago

Which is the reason why it's stupid to respond to stuff like this, I mean has any doctor ever put forward an argument linking mental health with hair colour? Also man are pretty easy, you could probably rub dog s**t in your hair and still get a boyfriend. All they've done by "shuting this guy down" with selfies looking up at a 45 degree angle, is raised this guy's online profile, great we now have another Milo Yalopo-whatever.

5points

Car Alarm 5 years ago

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0points

Artahmiss 5 years ago

OOO Hivemind I like this description

0points

Daria B 6 years ago

So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

41points

diane a 6 years ago (edited)

My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

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Django Stewart 6 years ago

Nimona had pink hair and she was awesome and great... and a monster... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

1point

Emanuela Souza 6 years ago

And the tradicional Harley does not dye her hair, she have natural blonde pigtails....

0points

Bea Mee 6 years ago

Right? With his logic, has he ever heard of Patrick Bateman? Because those are the vibes I'm getting.

0points

boredkoala 6 years ago

Utena! The ultimate prince!

0points

Ola Polowczyk 6 years ago

I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

17points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

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Random Panda 6 years ago

Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

147points

Cassie 6 years ago

I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

86points

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Samantha Thompson 6 years ago

Exactly! Not everything that a woman does is for men! And also ... Harley Quinn is a fictional super villain. She's not real.

14points

anarkzie 6 years ago

Which is the reason why it's stupid to respond to stuff like this, I mean has any doctor ever put forward an argument linking mental health with hair colour? Also man are pretty easy, you could probably rub dog s**t in your hair and still get a boyfriend. All they've done by "shuting this guy down" with selfies looking up at a 45 degree angle, is raised this guy's online profile, great we now have another Milo Yalopo-whatever.

5points

Car Alarm 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Artahmiss 5 years ago

OOO Hivemind I like this description

0points

Daria B 6 years ago

So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

41points

diane a 6 years ago (edited)

My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

4points

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Django Stewart 6 years ago

Nimona had pink hair and she was awesome and great... and a monster... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

1point

Emanuela Souza 6 years ago

And the tradicional Harley does not dye her hair, she have natural blonde pigtails....

0points

Bea Mee 6 years ago

Right? With his logic, has he ever heard of Patrick Bateman? Because those are the vibes I'm getting.

0points

boredkoala 6 years ago

Utena! The ultimate prince!

0points

Ola Polowczyk 6 years ago

I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

17points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

5points

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