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Anyone who’s raised kids or worked as a babysitter knows that they can go on emotional rollercoaster rides at times. Before you know it, here come the waterworks, and you’re left there, completely stumped, trying to figure out what caused the munchkins to be in tears. It might have been something random like a pancake that was ‘too spicy’ or not being allowed to play around in horse dung.

‘Why My Kid Is Crying’ is a roaringly funny Facebook page that collects all the hilarious and silly reasons why children have ended up bawling. Scroll down for the best posts and don’t forget to say a silent prayer for these patient parents who clearly deserve a long vacation.

We were interested to learn more about 'Why My Kid is Crying,' so we got in touch with one of the co-founders, Amy, who created the page together with her friend, Erin. She was kind enough to tell Bored Panda about the idea behind the social media project and shared some great advice for overwhelmed parents. Read on for the full interview.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just put him in with the cornbread, that'll stop the crying. Well it gets louder at first but after a bit there won't be anymore crying.

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He's eating the muffin she didn't want.

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"The idea behind Why My Kid is Crying is mostly because kids are exhausting. They cry for the silliest reasons," the curator of the Facebook page, Amy, opened up to Bored Panda, adding that having a community you can open up to can help you get through the harder days.

"Kids can definitely be unpredictable and it's important to find humor in the chaos. Our Why My Kid is Crying page is a great way to connect with other parents who can relate to the challenges of raising kids," the mom said.

Amy said that she and her best friend, Erin, had their sons 3 days apart and that eventually became the inspiration for the entire page. "We would just share the funny stories with each other about our kids and why they were crying. So we thought other parents must be going through the same thing. We both started the page together as an outlet to just share and connect with other parents and just laugh together."

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Because I wouldn't let her wear my dirty underwear around her neck like a necklace.

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Her father and I wouldn't let her get hit by a car driving thru the parking lot.

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The co-founder of the page agreed that parenting is definitely exhausting. "It's definitely not easy, but remember to take care of yourself too. Self-care is important and it's okay to ask for help when you need it," she told parents everywhere that they need to remember their own needs as well. You can't focus on everyone else at your own expense all the time.

"Don't forget to take breaks and spend some time doing things you enjoy. I was once told when I became a new mom, 'The days are long but the years are short.' And if that's not the truest thing ever," she said.

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She's crying because I wouldn't let her pull one of my pubic hairs out while I was going to the bathroom.

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Because I won't wipe his lips off his face. He doesn’t want them anymore.

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Bored Panda was also curious about what parents could do when the waterworks start. The co-founder of 'Why My Kid Is Crying' shared a few useful tips (and we hope you're all taking notes, dear Pandas).

"It depends on the situation, but sometimes all you can do is comfort them and let them know that it's okay to cry. Other times, a little distraction can help," the mom offered some advice.

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"Sometimes you just have to laugh through it because they're upset you used the red bowl but they actually wanted the blue one. But it's always important to remember they are little kids with big emotions just trying to learn how to deal with them and looking to you for guidance," Amy said.

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I tried to take the sausage off him. TWO HOURS AFTER DINNER TIME He refused to eat it, he just wanted to hold it.

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Because I couldn't put her hair back on after she cut it at grandma's house.

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Probably the best way to deal with stress as a parent is to look at the types of temper tantrums featured in this list from a different perspective. Try to see the comedy in the entire situation, even if, in the moment, you’re feeling frustrated and confused. Sharing moments like this with your family, friends, and random internet strangers, can help you focus on the humor.

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Another secret to staying sane as a parent is to learn to ask for help. You’re a parent, but you’re not just a parent: no matter how family-oriented you might be, you’re a human being who has other needs and ambitions. So if you feel like you’re losing the plot a little bit (read: going insane from picking up the Lego for the twelfth time that week), ask your partner for a breather.

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She kept trying to drink the ketchup like a baby bottle.

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Because I won't let her pull the dog's lips off his face...

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Take a few hours or half a day off to be with yourself. Go on a hike. Do some exercise. Paint or read or write in silence. Or just book a hotel room, take a nice long bath, and get some well-deserved sleep. If you both need some time off together, get your relatives or pals to babysit for a little while. You shouldn’t feel guilty about needing to recharge.

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In our experience, there are a few straightforward ways to deal with tears. If your kid is bawling like it’s the end of the world, you could try to distract them or make them laugh. It’s hard to be upset when you’re giggling or looking at a cute doggo. However, keep in mind that distracting someone a child from their emotions might not be good for them in the long run, so use that tactic sparingly. Something else that works equally well is simply… embracing the situation. Accept the fact that your child is upset, but don’t feel like you need to put on a performance every time there’s a tear over ridiculous stuff.

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"Because she couldn’t stab her day care provider with a toy knife"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just curious: "couldn't stab" as in "wasn't allowed to" or "wasn't able to"?

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"She was mad that I put toothpaste on her toothbrush"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, im definitely self independent, 'proceeds to squeeze out entire tub of toothpaste onto the floor'

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Be there for your child, support them, hear them out, but you don’t necessarily need to try and solve the problem. Because, sometimes, there’s no problem to be solved either way—your lil’ munchkin might simply be upset that you’ve set boundaries or stopped them from doing something dangerous.

Other times, your child might be tired, hungry, hurt, ill, overwhelmed, or confused. Just like we all feel, from time to time. Hug them, give them a snack, go for a walk, read a book together, find some other fun activity, or simply take a nap. Give it some time and they’ll be bright and cheerful again. Tears are a part of life, and it’s perfectly fine to be sad from time to time. Even if it is about pancakes being ‘too spicy.’

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"I wouldn't let him eat coffee pods"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch out, he looks to be plotting some major revenge! He also has a very diabolical looking face.

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Because the Kraft Mac n Cheese was too cheesy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it even possible for mac and cheese to be 'too cheesy??' I'll never complain about anything with cheese on it

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The ‘Why My Kid Is Crying’ page had just shy of 10k followers at the time of writing. The curator of the project shares photos and screenshots of parents posting about the most ridiculous stories that got their darling little angels to tear up.

We’re not going to pretend otherwise—the posts are incredibly funny. The only thing we’d advise you is to not eat or drink anything while you’re scrolling. We may or may not have chuckled a bit too strongly as we gulped down some coffee. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it's her toothbrush and not yours... my nephew was caught in the act cleaning his potty with his mothers toothbrush

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Because I wouldn't let him into the closet to play in the cat litter box.

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The founder of the page points out that kids “cry for the silliest reasons sometimes” and that you don’t always have to look for logic where none exists.

“Find some sanity in knowing that you're not alone when your baby or toddler throws a tantrum for something silly,” the curator alludes to the fact that crying over random and silly things is a very widespread phenomenon.

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"We wouldn't let him eat rocks"

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He wants his booger back.

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"We wouldn't let him go inside and eat frozen bacon"

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Random crying is not something that’s very rare. And that’s the beauty of the page: the content is incredibly relatable. Add some hilarious situations, a dash of weirdness, and some good old-fashioned venting, and you’ve got a powerful recipe for internet content that hits just right.

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The thing is that as long as the internet continues to exist and people keep on having kids, parenting stories and memes will continue to be popular. It’s an evergreen topic (like cat pics and work rants).

However, that means that there’s always going to be some tough competition to stand out from other pages that tackle parenting. Carving out a niche, like focusing on ridiculous reasons why kids cry, is one way to set yourself further apart.

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When I wouldn't let her snuggle the BURNING candles. Because the non burning ones are “laaame".

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Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, some lessons can only be learned the hard way. One of my cousins once hit the fire alarm at an indoor water park, out of sheer curiosity. (He apologized later.)

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"I wouldn't let her eat dog food"

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Zoey Rayne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, just give her a small taste. She'll change her mind. (My sister and I never ate the wet food, but we both had to try our cat's kibble once).

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Which of these posts made you laugh the hardest, Pandas? Have you or your kids cried about something as random as in these pics? What's your go-to tactic to deal with tears? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, if you'd like some more stories about all the silly reasons why kids cry, check out Bored Panda's earlier features right here, here, and here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a grown a$$ woman/mother, I completely understand and feel her horror. The Halloween sprinkles are UGLY and therefore will NOT taste the same as the fun colorful sprinkles. I seriously cannot...lol... ONLY rainbow sprinkles can be eaten.... And therein lies the problem.... You want the rainbow sprinkle donut, there is no rainbow sprinkle donut, so you cannot eat a donut! I no longer cry externally, only internally as I leave without a donut.... Smh fml I'm an overgrown toddler...

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Because he couldn't have one of my pregnancy vitamins.

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Because I wouldn't let her use her marker on the couch.

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I gave his sister a cookie too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's face it. The real root of the problem is that you HAD his sister.

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"She was crying because I didn't let her eat the rug"

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I wouldn't cut his plastic banana in half.

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Because I won't smell his feet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kids love it when I play to smell their feet and act very disgusted

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece was like this, got really uncomfortable when everyone’s attention was on her

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Lesbian thespian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare you give him the cookie he wanted? You're extinguishing his right to complain!

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"I won't let her drink coffee"

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ANONYMOUS
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cause your parents are professional coffee stunters, dont try that at home kids.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that she is laying near a bunch of wires with her intentions raises questions.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dreadful. Forcing him to wear his favorite shirt? How dare you!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy many toys for the kids and they want to play with an object intended for anything other than playing!

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He's crying because he couldn't fit in the tiny box.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have a box I would make comfortable and read in. I was quite upset when I couldn't fit anymore, so I understand.

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The pebble was in his nose. Hes mad because i took it out and won't give it back.

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"I won't let her eat a dog bone the dog has already chewed on"

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because I don't want it, doesn't mean that YOU can have it! It's still MINE!

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"He was crying because he couldn’t have the scentsy warmer that looked like a ball."

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Jessica SpeLangm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair, candles/warmers really SHOULDN'T look like "everyday objects". They should be in containers that are obviously not to be touched by kids.

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I wouldnt let her stick her fingers in the brand new package of cream cheese.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one seems like a great opportunity to problem solve instead of taking a pic... Hopefully they did that after the pic.

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"Why my kid is crying?
Because I told him not to put the caprisun straw in the water bottle because it was too short and he did it anyway and can't get it out"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog is politely requesting you return the banshee to whichever shelter you adopted it from

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Jessica SpeLangm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I'm supposing your buying the package of blueberries and they have already been pre-weighed and priced. I don't see the problem with it.

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Annabelle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might be wrong but the way he is running he looks like he is 8-11 years old.

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"Because we left Target"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the human mind blocks out these traumatic experiences that adults must suffer thru from their offspring. I know my kids were screaming brats but I cannot remember a single instance now. But I do often wonder how humanity survived to build our civilization. You know 10,000 years ago some kid was crying because it's parents wouldn't let it eat a rock. But back then they could throw the kid off a cliff. The loud one probably attracted predators. This makes me glad my children are grown and I have no grandchildren. Just grandcats and grandrats.

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Because he couldnt lift the dumbbell.

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"I bought him new jeans"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not? I went to an apple orchard when I was 5 and ate the whole apple, core and all. It’s not necessarily bad for you

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