“Why My Kid Is Crying”: 49 Hilariously Stupid Parenting Stories Shared On This Facebook Page
InterviewAnyone who’s raised kids or worked as a babysitter knows that they can go on emotional rollercoaster rides at times. Before you know it, here come the waterworks, and you’re left there, completely stumped, trying to figure out what caused the munchkins to be in tears. It might have been something random like a pancake that was ‘too spicy’ or not being allowed to play around in horse dung.
‘Why My Kid Is Crying’ is a roaringly funny Facebook page that collects all the hilarious and silly reasons why children have ended up bawling. Scroll down for the best posts and don’t forget to say a silent prayer for these patient parents who clearly deserve a long vacation.
We were interested to learn more about 'Why My Kid is Crying,' so we got in touch with one of the co-founders, Amy, who created the page together with her friend, Erin. She was kind enough to tell Bored Panda about the idea behind the social media project and shared some great advice for overwhelmed parents. Read on for the full interview.
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"The idea behind Why My Kid is Crying is mostly because kids are exhausting. They cry for the silliest reasons," the curator of the Facebook page, Amy, opened up to Bored Panda, adding that having a community you can open up to can help you get through the harder days.
"Kids can definitely be unpredictable and it's important to find humor in the chaos. Our Why My Kid is Crying page is a great way to connect with other parents who can relate to the challenges of raising kids," the mom said.
Amy said that she and her best friend, Erin, had their sons 3 days apart and that eventually became the inspiration for the entire page. "We would just share the funny stories with each other about our kids and why they were crying. So we thought other parents must be going through the same thing. We both started the page together as an outlet to just share and connect with other parents and just laugh together."
Because I wouldn't let her wear my dirty underwear around her neck like a necklace.
Her father and I wouldn't let her get hit by a car driving thru the parking lot.
The co-founder of the page agreed that parenting is definitely exhausting. "It's definitely not easy, but remember to take care of yourself too. Self-care is important and it's okay to ask for help when you need it," she told parents everywhere that they need to remember their own needs as well. You can't focus on everyone else at your own expense all the time.
"Don't forget to take breaks and spend some time doing things you enjoy. I was once told when I became a new mom, 'The days are long but the years are short.' And if that's not the truest thing ever," she said.
She's crying because I wouldn't let her pull one of my pubic hairs out while I was going to the bathroom.
Because I won't wipe his lips off his face. He doesn’t want them anymore.
Bored Panda was also curious about what parents could do when the waterworks start. The co-founder of 'Why My Kid Is Crying' shared a few useful tips (and we hope you're all taking notes, dear Pandas).
"It depends on the situation, but sometimes all you can do is comfort them and let them know that it's okay to cry. Other times, a little distraction can help," the mom offered some advice.
"Sometimes you just have to laugh through it because they're upset you used the red bowl but they actually wanted the blue one. But it's always important to remember they are little kids with big emotions just trying to learn how to deal with them and looking to you for guidance," Amy said.
She discovered her arm fuzz.
I tried to take the sausage off him. TWO HOURS AFTER DINNER TIME He refused to eat it, he just wanted to hold it.
Because I couldn't put her hair back on after she cut it at grandma's house.
Probably the best way to deal with stress as a parent is to look at the types of temper tantrums featured in this list from a different perspective. Try to see the comedy in the entire situation, even if, in the moment, you’re feeling frustrated and confused. Sharing moments like this with your family, friends, and random internet strangers, can help you focus on the humor.
Another secret to staying sane as a parent is to learn to ask for help. You’re a parent, but you’re not just a parent: no matter how family-oriented you might be, you’re a human being who has other needs and ambitions. So if you feel like you’re losing the plot a little bit (read: going insane from picking up the Lego for the twelfth time that week), ask your partner for a breather.
She kept trying to drink the ketchup like a baby bottle.
Because I won't let her pull the dog's lips off his face...
Take a few hours or half a day off to be with yourself. Go on a hike. Do some exercise. Paint or read or write in silence. Or just book a hotel room, take a nice long bath, and get some well-deserved sleep. If you both need some time off together, get your relatives or pals to babysit for a little while. You shouldn’t feel guilty about needing to recharge.
In our experience, there are a few straightforward ways to deal with tears. If your kid is bawling like it’s the end of the world, you could try to distract them or make them laugh. It’s hard to be upset when you’re giggling or looking at a cute doggo. However, keep in mind that distracting someone a child from their emotions might not be good for them in the long run, so use that tactic sparingly. Something else that works equally well is simply… embracing the situation. Accept the fact that your child is upset, but don’t feel like you need to put on a performance every time there’s a tear over ridiculous stuff.
"Because she couldn’t stab her day care provider with a toy knife"
I'm just curious: "couldn't stab" as in "wasn't allowed to" or "wasn't able to"?
Be there for your child, support them, hear them out, but you don’t necessarily need to try and solve the problem. Because, sometimes, there’s no problem to be solved either way—your lil’ munchkin might simply be upset that you’ve set boundaries or stopped them from doing something dangerous.
Other times, your child might be tired, hungry, hurt, ill, overwhelmed, or confused. Just like we all feel, from time to time. Hug them, give them a snack, go for a walk, read a book together, find some other fun activity, or simply take a nap. Give it some time and they’ll be bright and cheerful again. Tears are a part of life, and it’s perfectly fine to be sad from time to time. Even if it is about pancakes being ‘too spicy.’
"I wouldn't let him eat coffee pods"
Watch out, he looks to be plotting some major revenge! He also has a very diabolical looking face.
The ‘Why My Kid Is Crying’ page had just shy of 10k followers at the time of writing. The curator of the project shares photos and screenshots of parents posting about the most ridiculous stories that got their darling little angels to tear up.
We’re not going to pretend otherwise—the posts are incredibly funny. The only thing we’d advise you is to not eat or drink anything while you’re scrolling. We may or may not have chuckled a bit too strongly as we gulped down some coffee.
Because I wouldn't let him into the closet to play in the cat litter box.
He's a toddler with the hairline of Phil Collins. Let him play where he wants.
The founder of the page points out that kids “cry for the silliest reasons sometimes” and that you don’t always have to look for logic where none exists.
“Find some sanity in knowing that you're not alone when your baby or toddler throws a tantrum for something silly,” the curator alludes to the fact that crying over random and silly things is a very widespread phenomenon.
"We wouldn't let him go inside and eat frozen bacon"
Random crying is not something that’s very rare. And that’s the beauty of the page: the content is incredibly relatable. Add some hilarious situations, a dash of weirdness, and some good old-fashioned venting, and you’ve got a powerful recipe for internet content that hits just right.
The thing is that as long as the internet continues to exist and people keep on having kids, parenting stories and memes will continue to be popular. It’s an evergreen topic (like cat pics and work rants).
However, that means that there’s always going to be some tough competition to stand out from other pages that tackle parenting. Carving out a niche, like focusing on ridiculous reasons why kids cry, is one way to set yourself further apart.
When I wouldn't let her snuggle the BURNING candles. Because the non burning ones are “laaame".
Well, some lessons can only be learned the hard way. One of my cousins once hit the fire alarm at an indoor water park, out of sheer curiosity. (He apologized later.)
"I wouldn't let her eat dog food"
Eh, just give her a small taste. She'll change her mind. (My sister and I never ate the wet food, but we both had to try our cat's kibble once).
Which of these posts made you laugh the hardest, Pandas? Have you or your kids cried about something as random as in these pics? What's your go-to tactic to deal with tears? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, if you'd like some more stories about all the silly reasons why kids cry, check out Bored Panda's earlier features right here, here, and here.
As a grown a$$ woman/mother, I completely understand and feel her horror. The Halloween sprinkles are UGLY and therefore will NOT taste the same as the fun colorful sprinkles. I seriously cannot...lol... ONLY rainbow sprinkles can be eaten.... And therein lies the problem.... You want the rainbow sprinkle donut, there is no rainbow sprinkle donut, so you cannot eat a donut! I no longer cry externally, only internally as I leave without a donut.... Smh fml I'm an overgrown toddler...
Because I wouldn't let her use her marker on the couch.
My niece was like this, got really uncomfortable when everyone’s attention was on her
I turned his cape around so it was on his back.
How dare you give him the cookie he wanted? You're extinguishing his right to complain!
Can we please skip the kid pics next time? Children don't belong online and especially not in a way that makes fun of them or shows them crying.
I find it really sad and creepy that parents are taking pictures of their crying and distressed children for internet clout…
Is there something wrong with me that I never once thought, "Where's the camera?" whenever my daughter cried?
Honestly, many of these are just "maybe let your child have that bad experience so they can learn that it's a bad experience and not want to do it anymore." There's a big difference between "don't let your kid put that fork in a socket" and "don't let your kid try to eat the dog food." I can guarantee you they'll only try eating dog food once, and it won't hurt them. If they're gonna cry either way, they might as well be learning a lesson. Too many parents try to teach by talking instead of by letting them learn. That's just not life, and it's too exhausting to constantly be straining to keep them from all bad experiences ever.
I let my child eat dog food when he was little. He loved it! No harm no foul. He's fine.
Load More Replies...Because.... You might be tempted to photograph them and exploit their insecurities on the internet for the sake of social acceptance?
Load More Replies...Can you do one about what rediculous things adults are crying about next? Kids at least have an excuse.
And even if you had babies instead of furbabies, your first instinct wouldn't be to find your phone if the kid is crying
Load More Replies...For all the people saying, this is why I'm not having kids, there's sarcasm behind these posts. Whilst i don't agree taking pics and putting them online, I imagine the parent is secretly laughing at the theatre. My kid asks to have a banana opened, to only cry once you've done it. EVERY TIME. It's all about educating them in decisions and consequences.
Also, who is really forcing anyone to have kids? My former friend kept telling me why she didn't want to have kids and I never argued against her. I'm glad she doesn't have kids, but she wanted me to feel bad that I had kids, and when she visited with me, she was a bigger pain in the a&& than my kids ever were with her nitpicky needs.
Load More Replies...Parenting required for these posts. Why are you bringing up your kids like this? Oh! Social media! Fail!
I think some of these are funny to us, but to a kid these moments are genuinely distressing and it's not cool to take and post photos. I also have a similar story to share tho. When my brother was like 1 or 2, he peed on his own face while getting a diaper change and then glared at my mom for the rest of the change as if she did it.
My son peed on his father during a diaper change, and it was hilarious because his father didn't know where the water was coming from and assumed thee was a leak from the apartment above us.
Load More Replies...While I don't mind babysitting occasionally and understand the pain parents go through, scenarios like this remind me that I am definitely NOT parent material at the moment. Yipeskis!!!
I haven't been parent material for over 30 years. LMAO.
Load More Replies...A lot of these could be solved by a nap, offering a different option(candy for breakfast=pancakes/waffles) or letting the kid find out the hard way. For example, the kid not being allowed to eat the dog food? My kid snuck some kibble at my inlaws house, I only found out because she slowly spit it out 5 minutes later. Never touched it again. Let 'em learn if it's not dangerous!
Toddler age is tricky because they have emotions bigger than they can handle and lack adequate communication skills to express all their needs. They also seem to be allergic to logic. Some of the kids might have benefited from a nap but some of it is the kid needing to figure out how to deal with not getting their way. You can try options but a toddler wanting something a certain way isn’t usually too flexible. Sometimes the best you can do is comfort them.
Load More Replies...First I thought: Man, I feel so lucky thta I don’t have to deal with those type of tantrums. And secondly, after reading your comments: Yes I agree, you don’t take these pictures and put them online.
I dont mind that parents are sharing why their kids are being dramatic (I feel that pain and I find it amusing) but I never once think to myself, ah grab my phone so I can take a photo and share it online for any random person to see. Let your kids not be shamed but have a laugh by telling stories. We don't need proof your kids cried....we believe you. Give your kid a hug instead of a camera/phone in their face.... just my opinion.
This sums up my feelings perfectly. As a parent it can be almost impossible not to laugh when you find out why your child is crying. But that's no excuse to photograph and post their genuine distress.
Load More Replies...My nephew was sobbing because he wanted to eat his burger but he was too tired to eat his burger so instead of sleeping or eating he cried.
My cousin once had a full on meltdown after seeing the tights I was wearing (Christmas party so we were all dressed up). I guess it can be scary to see toes covered in fabric? But she wears socks and tights every day 😕
I'm one of those people who WANTS to have a child, and these posts are definitely good 'let's think about it some more' birth control.
In my experience, these moments aren’t times I remember being overwhelmed or stressed because my kid was crying. I remember trying not to laugh so I didn’t invalidate his feelings. It is okay for kids to cry, healthy even. Let it out little one, I’ll hold you until you’re calm. But yes, definitely think about it some more and figure out when you might be ready, but this post is honestly an amusing side of parenting in my opinion. I hope that’s not taken the wrong way. I don’t enjoy my kid being upset, I just understand it and am not panicking because he’s crying.
Load More Replies...I know some people didn’t enjoy this post but I loved it. Sure, I don’t need to see the kids posted online and I don’t even have social media so my kid isn’t online at all. But toddlers are adorably allergic to logic and have emotions way bigger than they can handle. The combo results in these posts. It’s okay for kids to be crying, let it out little one! It’s okay for kids not to get their way, they need to learn to deal with that. But these posts just bring up memories of watching my son completing lose it over the most random things. And in those memories I remember feeling amused, not stressed because he’s crying. I remember trying my hardest not to laugh so I didn’t invalidate his feelings. When my son was about 2 he wanted to count both his testicles. But one would always move and he could never touch them both at the same time. We had at least a dozen incidents where I had to comfort him and reassure him that they were both there while he hysterically cried.
While visiting my brother's, my niece had a full on hysterical meltdown because I covered her up when she asked to be covered up. I was standing right next to her when she asked to be covered, so I thought she was talking to me. But no! She was asking her mom - in the other room - to do it. I NEVER had to deal with this with my son. OMG. I would have gone nuts.
Guess I shouldn't have kids because I didn't see a problem with any of these posts with pictures. Wouldn't do it myself personally, but I think there's examples of far worse parenting out there.
Ya but that far worse parenting is probably done by these s****y parents. I guarantee a half decent parents response to any of the above situations is not to grab your phone and think, this is going to be hilarious to post on social media,
Load More Replies...*Sponsored by Durex. Joke aside, I'm sofa king happy that my childhood happened before the Internet was a thing, as there was no place for anybody to publish pictures
These parents are s****y parents, thes kids are in distress and their first thought is "oh let me pull out my phone and take a picture", instead of comforting them. Most of the kids distress have an easy fix but again instead of helping your kid their first thought is,, "this is so funny, I must take a picture to show everyone for likes and laughs", instead of simply showing or explaining to the child how to fix the problem. Idiots.
I agree don't take pics when your baby is clearly upset and doesn't underhand why would you do that?! But at the same time I just don't have patience for it all the pointless meltdowns
I will preface this by saying I don't have kids, don't want them and have zero horses in this race, however it's the internet so u get to give my opinion lol. These all seem like behavioral things. My mom was strict and if I threw fuss about some of these things... well I wouldn't have because frankly I would have been allowed to... it just seems like there are some other things going on.... again I'm probably(most likely) wrong but thought I'd throw it the thought
I found this quite uncomfortable. I've never felt the need to take a picture of my daughter crying, even when it's for a hilarious reason
There is some serious parenting issues here if your children acts like that ! Most look between 1-3yrs someone failed big time!
Kids have tantrums for a reason. Most of the time it's because they haven't been shown healthy boundaries or told no and taught to accept it in a healthy way.
As I tell my kids, ridiculous behavior deserves ridicule. If you can't see the humor of a kid losing their s**t over something stupid, you've probably never parented multiple kids.
Really, ridicule. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, meet another s****y parent. You never ever ridicule your child.
Load More Replies...Thank you Dr Liz for your psychological assessment of neurotypical children.
Load More Replies...Can we stop calling children r******d just for being kids? I despise when people misuse that term to refer to something or someone "stupid." How about we call out the parents out instead for taking photos of their children when they were distressed? Maybe you want to think about how you use the term r******d before you start saying you are a "better parent than this sorry lot."
Load More Replies...Can we please skip the kid pics next time? Children don't belong online and especially not in a way that makes fun of them or shows them crying.
I find it really sad and creepy that parents are taking pictures of their crying and distressed children for internet clout…
Is there something wrong with me that I never once thought, "Where's the camera?" whenever my daughter cried?
Honestly, many of these are just "maybe let your child have that bad experience so they can learn that it's a bad experience and not want to do it anymore." There's a big difference between "don't let your kid put that fork in a socket" and "don't let your kid try to eat the dog food." I can guarantee you they'll only try eating dog food once, and it won't hurt them. If they're gonna cry either way, they might as well be learning a lesson. Too many parents try to teach by talking instead of by letting them learn. That's just not life, and it's too exhausting to constantly be straining to keep them from all bad experiences ever.
I let my child eat dog food when he was little. He loved it! No harm no foul. He's fine.
Load More Replies...Because.... You might be tempted to photograph them and exploit their insecurities on the internet for the sake of social acceptance?
Load More Replies...Can you do one about what rediculous things adults are crying about next? Kids at least have an excuse.
And even if you had babies instead of furbabies, your first instinct wouldn't be to find your phone if the kid is crying
Load More Replies...For all the people saying, this is why I'm not having kids, there's sarcasm behind these posts. Whilst i don't agree taking pics and putting them online, I imagine the parent is secretly laughing at the theatre. My kid asks to have a banana opened, to only cry once you've done it. EVERY TIME. It's all about educating them in decisions and consequences.
Also, who is really forcing anyone to have kids? My former friend kept telling me why she didn't want to have kids and I never argued against her. I'm glad she doesn't have kids, but she wanted me to feel bad that I had kids, and when she visited with me, she was a bigger pain in the a&& than my kids ever were with her nitpicky needs.
Load More Replies...Parenting required for these posts. Why are you bringing up your kids like this? Oh! Social media! Fail!
I think some of these are funny to us, but to a kid these moments are genuinely distressing and it's not cool to take and post photos. I also have a similar story to share tho. When my brother was like 1 or 2, he peed on his own face while getting a diaper change and then glared at my mom for the rest of the change as if she did it.
My son peed on his father during a diaper change, and it was hilarious because his father didn't know where the water was coming from and assumed thee was a leak from the apartment above us.
Load More Replies...While I don't mind babysitting occasionally and understand the pain parents go through, scenarios like this remind me that I am definitely NOT parent material at the moment. Yipeskis!!!
I haven't been parent material for over 30 years. LMAO.
Load More Replies...A lot of these could be solved by a nap, offering a different option(candy for breakfast=pancakes/waffles) or letting the kid find out the hard way. For example, the kid not being allowed to eat the dog food? My kid snuck some kibble at my inlaws house, I only found out because she slowly spit it out 5 minutes later. Never touched it again. Let 'em learn if it's not dangerous!
Toddler age is tricky because they have emotions bigger than they can handle and lack adequate communication skills to express all their needs. They also seem to be allergic to logic. Some of the kids might have benefited from a nap but some of it is the kid needing to figure out how to deal with not getting their way. You can try options but a toddler wanting something a certain way isn’t usually too flexible. Sometimes the best you can do is comfort them.
Load More Replies...First I thought: Man, I feel so lucky thta I don’t have to deal with those type of tantrums. And secondly, after reading your comments: Yes I agree, you don’t take these pictures and put them online.
I dont mind that parents are sharing why their kids are being dramatic (I feel that pain and I find it amusing) but I never once think to myself, ah grab my phone so I can take a photo and share it online for any random person to see. Let your kids not be shamed but have a laugh by telling stories. We don't need proof your kids cried....we believe you. Give your kid a hug instead of a camera/phone in their face.... just my opinion.
This sums up my feelings perfectly. As a parent it can be almost impossible not to laugh when you find out why your child is crying. But that's no excuse to photograph and post their genuine distress.
Load More Replies...My nephew was sobbing because he wanted to eat his burger but he was too tired to eat his burger so instead of sleeping or eating he cried.
My cousin once had a full on meltdown after seeing the tights I was wearing (Christmas party so we were all dressed up). I guess it can be scary to see toes covered in fabric? But she wears socks and tights every day 😕
I'm one of those people who WANTS to have a child, and these posts are definitely good 'let's think about it some more' birth control.
In my experience, these moments aren’t times I remember being overwhelmed or stressed because my kid was crying. I remember trying not to laugh so I didn’t invalidate his feelings. It is okay for kids to cry, healthy even. Let it out little one, I’ll hold you until you’re calm. But yes, definitely think about it some more and figure out when you might be ready, but this post is honestly an amusing side of parenting in my opinion. I hope that’s not taken the wrong way. I don’t enjoy my kid being upset, I just understand it and am not panicking because he’s crying.
Load More Replies...I know some people didn’t enjoy this post but I loved it. Sure, I don’t need to see the kids posted online and I don’t even have social media so my kid isn’t online at all. But toddlers are adorably allergic to logic and have emotions way bigger than they can handle. The combo results in these posts. It’s okay for kids to be crying, let it out little one! It’s okay for kids not to get their way, they need to learn to deal with that. But these posts just bring up memories of watching my son completing lose it over the most random things. And in those memories I remember feeling amused, not stressed because he’s crying. I remember trying my hardest not to laugh so I didn’t invalidate his feelings. When my son was about 2 he wanted to count both his testicles. But one would always move and he could never touch them both at the same time. We had at least a dozen incidents where I had to comfort him and reassure him that they were both there while he hysterically cried.
While visiting my brother's, my niece had a full on hysterical meltdown because I covered her up when she asked to be covered up. I was standing right next to her when she asked to be covered, so I thought she was talking to me. But no! She was asking her mom - in the other room - to do it. I NEVER had to deal with this with my son. OMG. I would have gone nuts.
Guess I shouldn't have kids because I didn't see a problem with any of these posts with pictures. Wouldn't do it myself personally, but I think there's examples of far worse parenting out there.
Ya but that far worse parenting is probably done by these s****y parents. I guarantee a half decent parents response to any of the above situations is not to grab your phone and think, this is going to be hilarious to post on social media,
Load More Replies...*Sponsored by Durex. Joke aside, I'm sofa king happy that my childhood happened before the Internet was a thing, as there was no place for anybody to publish pictures
These parents are s****y parents, thes kids are in distress and their first thought is "oh let me pull out my phone and take a picture", instead of comforting them. Most of the kids distress have an easy fix but again instead of helping your kid their first thought is,, "this is so funny, I must take a picture to show everyone for likes and laughs", instead of simply showing or explaining to the child how to fix the problem. Idiots.
I agree don't take pics when your baby is clearly upset and doesn't underhand why would you do that?! But at the same time I just don't have patience for it all the pointless meltdowns
I will preface this by saying I don't have kids, don't want them and have zero horses in this race, however it's the internet so u get to give my opinion lol. These all seem like behavioral things. My mom was strict and if I threw fuss about some of these things... well I wouldn't have because frankly I would have been allowed to... it just seems like there are some other things going on.... again I'm probably(most likely) wrong but thought I'd throw it the thought
I found this quite uncomfortable. I've never felt the need to take a picture of my daughter crying, even when it's for a hilarious reason
There is some serious parenting issues here if your children acts like that ! Most look between 1-3yrs someone failed big time!
Kids have tantrums for a reason. Most of the time it's because they haven't been shown healthy boundaries or told no and taught to accept it in a healthy way.
As I tell my kids, ridiculous behavior deserves ridicule. If you can't see the humor of a kid losing their s**t over something stupid, you've probably never parented multiple kids.
Really, ridicule. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, meet another s****y parent. You never ever ridicule your child.
Load More Replies...Thank you Dr Liz for your psychological assessment of neurotypical children.
Load More Replies...Can we stop calling children r******d just for being kids? I despise when people misuse that term to refer to something or someone "stupid." How about we call out the parents out instead for taking photos of their children when they were distressed? Maybe you want to think about how you use the term r******d before you start saying you are a "better parent than this sorry lot."
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