I hear ya!

My social battery haha

Mom has been called out😆

This is too precious 🥹

if only my parents understood this 😔

Same kid, same

Here here!

I would buy one

What's a day without cake, anyway?

Welcome to the club!

Oooh, BURN!

They didn't even take one break?! 😂

Fashion 👍

pillows are actually great so

that is the only reason i would be running

Priorities!

Sounds great to me!

oh lord 😂

I wish I could do that too

Just like the rest of society.

same

Works like a charm

What… what exactly is an “inappropriate food”?

Truer words have never been spoken. That’s exactly what I want too.

So wise 😌

Hannah, you're an absolute gem for noticing.

Yes, that's exactly why

I hear that. I’m not putting clothes on this weekend either. Pajamas rule!

I wish I could do this sometimes lmao

if only it was that easy

fridges are awesome so understandable

That actually sounds so nice tho

Elena is 5, going on 45…

i would ask my hamster if she wants to eat pancakes with me

Don’t we all

HAHA😆

Once I had a dream where I had a gigantic (think wedding-cake-size) chocolate cake and also a model cruise ship (like the kind you see in museums, a little smaller than the wedding cake). I didn’t get to eat any of it because my dad ate it before I could. When I woke up I went to my parents’ room and yelled at him for it.

Me when I'm trying to eat and people keep talking to me

What's wrong with uncles ?

I don't like pants. I stopped having a body so I wouldn't have to wear them

I like the name Wren

Good analogy!

it must be really cold

Very polite 😉

If only it worked like that

Reasonable.

This could be a pretty good Doritos commercial!

This kid knows how to live!

this kid will get somewhere great in life i just know it