Awww

nice, very nice

me doing the work without actually doing the work

*intensely glaring*

Me

Taco Tuesday, Taco Thursday. Works either way, no?

I am the same way. When I was a kid, I'd choose the messed-up/mis-sewn/weird-looking stuffed animal out of the pile, because I thought no one else would want it or give it love, but *I* wanted it XD

I actually did this once. Apparently, I chose the wrong onion without the peel and my dad got really mad when we got home.🤦‍♀️

Walrus Mart 😹

If you want to listen to Christmas music 24/7/365, that's perfectly fine for you. You want to force *me* to listen to it any time other than December 24th & 25th, we gone have a problem.

The spanish up top says, "Does the bird look smart in its hat?" idk i used a translator because i don't know spanish help

nOoOoO nOt ThE eLeCtRiC BiLl

I'd love to do this - but can you imagine how high the bill would be these days?!

very clever

I'm craving pasta and meatballs now

never ignore the signs, the clear ones and most of all, the unclear ones !

We live near a University and our student Neighbors often smashed our pumpkins

Why am I feeling attacked by his calmness and understanding😭

I feel her feels. I HATE that pop, it always startles me even though I know it's coming XD

moments before disaster

GET THE CHEEZ YEEEEEEE

I will be adding that step to all of my recipes forever more.

That is one arctic freezer!

Poor bunny! Just wants a cake...

My mother, who is 79, recently removed all her normal, living plants from her flowerbeds in the front and back yards and replaced them all with VERY realistic fake plants. According to her, "real plants take too much maintenance!" - fair enough XD She also says real plants "attract spiders" and fake plants don't... I'm not so sure about that, I'm pretty sure spidies will spin their webs in fake plants as happily as they would in real plants XD

hmmmmm, crusty chicken on his hot plate...🤤🤤🤤🤤

Let it go...

.... this comic just made me remember that we bought a pumpkin for Halloween and put it on the porch.... we didn't carve it, so it stayed whole/sealed(?).... and after Halloween we put it into the cool, dark garage, saying "okay, we'll throw this in the bin closer to trash day" (since it's super sunny here and if it sat in the dark-colored, enclosed bin all week - eew.) Well, it's March 14th and that pumpkin is STILL in the garage. I'm scared. I'm scared to go check on it ;_;

0% bread guaranteed!!!

orange

My friend and I ALWAYS sing Christmas songs, all year round. EVEN IF IT'S APRIL!!!