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“Children say the darndest things!” People like to exclaim, but ultimately they are right. Young children in particular tend to not have an agenda and will unflinchingly share their honest opinions. The results tend to be equally as funny as thought-provoking. 

The “Live From Snack Time” page shares all the hilarious, poignant, and wholesome things young kids sometimes say. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite examples, and share your thoughts in the comments section. We got in touch with the people behind the page to learn more.

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Bored Panda got in touch with Alyssa and Greg, the folks behind "Live from Snack Time" and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. Naturally, we wanted to hear how they came up with the idea for this page.

"Live From Snack Time started from my classroom in 2015. I am a teacher in NYC and my students had such brilliant and interesting questions. Kids have such an incredible way of understanding the world. It all began as a Twitter account. Soon after that my Co-Founder and friend from college, Greg suggested we bring it to Instagram. It has been a success ever since! We receive submissions from all over the world from parents, teachers, caregivers, aunts and uncles, pretty much everyone!"

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a former retail worker, that’s a better holiday than the actual one, and I am going to call it Poop Friday from now on.

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Since 2015, the page has exploded in popularity, with thousands and thousands of followers and even shoutouts by celebrities. So we wanted to hear it's creators take on why the content is so popular. "The feedback that we get about the account is that it’s very relatable," they shared with Bored Panda.

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"We all have important kids in our lives, we were all once a kid trying to navigate life. I think another part of it is that you can always count on us to provide light, wholesome, positive content. We all need that daily, the internet can be an ugly place," they added, noting how the content is generally wholesome.

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Alyssa and Greg also shared their thoughts on why kids are such geniuses at hilarious comments. "I think what makes the quotes so wholesome and funny is that it’s unfiltered, raw, and honest. For better or for worse, kids have no filter. It feels so real."

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If you want to see more of this content or submit your own quotes, Alyssa and Greg had some parting advice. "We have some fun projects coming up!! So stay tuned :) Thanks for following and submitting quotes. We look at your submissions every single day so please keep sending. You can find us at livefromsnacktime.com and most of our content is on Instagram."

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Ima Manimal
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so funny… When I was little, I thought that when I would become a grown-up, I would have the best time just eating all the fruit roll ups that I wanted

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Lene
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So there IS the option of just marrying some guy who already has adult kids and then just wait until they get kids. :D

April Pickett
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wondered why you couldn't become a grandma before becoming a parent. I think it would make you a better parent.

weirdo biatch
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my name is lillian and if i had common sense when i was 5 i would probaly be thinking the same thing!

Steve Nelson
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had known how great my grandkids were going to be I would have had them first.

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Mark
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are they called shorts and pants? It should either be shorts and longs, or pants and some other word

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Q- Do fish pee? If they pee, does that mean they swim in their own pee? Does that mean I swim in fish pee?!?! A: Yes.

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Anna Stephenson
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is pretty much how I manoeuvre my way through my day to day life as an adult honestly!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's only 2 hours into my 9 hours work day and I feel this in my soul.

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TiNaBoNiNa
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anytime. Hugs are always available. Except when I'm on the toilet. Or sleeping. Or driving. Or operating heavy equipment.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how I used to do laundry til I lost most of my sense of smell! Now I gotta ask a second opinion! 😅

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Jeannine Pope
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid version of an adult's starbucks and a walk around Target.

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TiNaBoNiNa
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet a parent has asked repeatedly, "What's your deal?" when she's acted up.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I never got what the idea was with pumpkin patches either, Max.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may seem like he's picking, but she is picking and letting him feel like it's his choice. They are good at that.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I want food for my hand!" Tiny me wanting portable food instead of a sit down dinner.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, Kinsley. Unfortunately I live in the UK where I am mostly in the rain.

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