I need this in my life....

perfection

The words disappeared on his shirt

... and so 9 months later Dr. Evil was born.

so relatable

So true

I'm in this post and I like it

NEVER!!

Never have I talked about poop as much as I do now that my BF and I got a dog, lol.

the amount of times i have said this

weh

is it just me or did i read the babies "wehs" in a deeeeeep voice tone?

NOT THA LAST BROWNIE (psst... i'll make you lots more in a secret so that he doesn't find em')

Real life sucks.

A little appreciation goes a long way.

Awwwww

Anxiety be like

DX SO RSIQE!!

awww, poor chuckles. :(

It’s like people who upvote themselves, I have no problem with that, but some people don’t like it

It will down to 10 years soon the way things are going

...

shh!

Me and my friend

🧡

I've never heard the word salty in this context before. Weh!

*BOSS MUSIC NOISES*

every time

‘Sad weh noises’

My generalized anxiety disorder in a nutshell.

HOW COULD YOU?!

This hurts.

If I'm lucky, I see two people for thirty minutes a week.

Perfect description

Thé hearts in her eyes are orange! 🧡

i love this problem

So me

Safe answer: "I like your butt", in a neutral tone. Unsafe answer: "Oh. My. God, Becky, look at her butt."

No it doesn't happen until he's half way up the stairs

This is me! I'm always so surprised how small baby hands are!

🥽👶

Oh mah gad!!! This is my gf and mee

Lol

WEH!! >:(

XD

Me, too.

sir you are gonna have put away them feet, there are monsters!

I'm lava and my wife is dry ice...she'll sneak her feet onto my back and make me scream like a little girl in the night...