They do deserve more merit

HAHAHAHAHA

Unfortunately, my husband usually smells like feet. >_<

“Yer a couch potato lady”

EXACTLY.

hahaha. I've gotten bad directions before. The only thing that kept me from from getting angry was the memory that I'd given them too.

Yeeees true true!! *Tears tears*

That's so me. My old teddy bear has to be either sleeping under covers on the pillow or sitting neatly on the bed when I leave :)

yessss!!

My husband is like this. No matter how sick I am, he doesn't care and kisses me anyway. Love it.

If the farts don’t make you laugh, you should probably get your own bed.

Always! :)

Dat butt dough

It's as good as sandpaper, been told that many times ;)

The end indeed.

It's just an itty bitty spider! And yes, in my home, I'm the one in charge of getting rid of creepy crawlies that manage to get in: spiders, the occasional moth...

Yass queen!

Been with my husband almost 9 years and I still do this lol

Yes...

what luved 1s do 4 each other :)

So this is when dad jokes are born...

I think she is talking about negative people in general

Good stuff

Am i the only one who started singing?

My wife <3

Yeah don't take c**p for what you like. You do you boo boo. =]

tool t-shirt! ^^

Don't leave anyone hanging on their high fives. It's evil.

party of one

I would slay beasts to have this happen.

My kind of man!

Nothing more relaxing than a good shower,hot chocolate, something warm to wear , my favorite book and the white noise of rain ...

Die Antwoord <3<3<3

it's true, though. i just bought the thing i wanted. stop trying to sell me the thing again.

Ooh mama

I've never smoke too

Me, with Leonard Cohen...

This one is really sweet. ,I can relate. I did that to my husb and when I was pregnant.I was terribly insecure and co-dependent. I'm all better now as if Nov. 1,2017

Every. Single. Time.

Shoulda made a rainbow

Im about to be 1 year away from my wife and this feels horrible for both of us. :(

the moment when you realize

😂😂

Such a sweet happy face at the beginning! This strip reminds me of Mafalda.

Hypocrite!

thats right, she gone "NOSEBLIND"

Dang. I wish the ATMs gave sad emojis too.

I hope that the boyfriend isn't gone for good! That would be super sad!!!!!

Is the thumbs up a "bad" emoji? I wasn't aware...

This is me on any given day