They do deserve more merit

HAHAHAHAHA

Unfortunately, my husband usually smells like feet. >_<

EXACTLY.

hahaha. I've gotten bad directions before. The only thing that kept me from from getting angry was the memory that I'd given them too.

Yeeees true true!! *Tears tears*

That's so me. My old teddy bear has to be either sleeping under covers on the pillow or sitting neatly on the bed when I leave :)

yessss!!

My husband is like this. No matter how sick I am, he doesn't care and kisses me anyway. Love it.

If the farts don’t make you laugh, you should probably get your own bed.

Always! :)

Dat butt dough

It's as good as sandpaper, been told that many times ;)

The end indeed.

It's just an itty bitty spider! And yes, in my home, I'm the one in charge of getting rid of creepy crawlies that manage to get in: spiders, the occasional moth...

Yass queen!

Been with my husband almost 9 years and I still do this lol

Yes...

what luved 1s do 4 each other :)

So this is when dad jokes are born...

I think she is talking about negative people in general

Am i the only one who started singing?

My wife <3

Yeah don't take c**p for what you like. You do you boo boo. =]

tool t-shirt! ^^

Don't leave anyone hanging on their high fives. It's evil.

party of one

I would slay beasts to have this happen.

My kind of man!

Nothing more relaxing than a good shower,hot chocolate, something warm to wear , my favorite book and the white noise of rain ...

Die Antwoord <3<3<3

it's true, though. i just bought the thing i wanted. stop trying to sell me the thing again.

Ooh mama

I've never smoke too

Me, with Leonard Cohen...

This one is really sweet. ,I can relate. I did that to my husb and when I was pregnant.I was terribly insecure and co-dependent. I'm all better now as if Nov. 1,2017

Every. Single. Time.

Shoulda made a rainbow

Im about to be 1 year away from my wife and this feels horrible for both of us. :(

the moment when you realize

😂😂

Such a sweet happy face at the beginning! This strip reminds me of Mafalda.

Hypocrite!

thats right, she gone "NOSEBLIND"

Dang. I wish the ATMs gave sad emojis too.

I hope that the boyfriend isn't gone for good! That would be super sad!!!!!

Is the thumbs up a "bad" emoji? I wasn't aware...

This is me on any given day