Sometimes we aren’t looking for solutions, just venting

Hey who took a picture of me >:(

*nom*

It’s a must do. Practically impossible to resist

Why is this so true 😭 whenever I’m mad they say they funniest things

👀

Wrong line my friend.. really wrong line

Better not keep me waiting 😠

Yes because he’ll listen

What the heck is this?

joke's on you I like popping pimples

My ex husband used lay on his stomach on the bed and let me sit on his back like he was a horse. Then let me work to my heart's content on his messed up back. Pimples and blackheads galore! He liked getting rid of that stuff and I found great satisfaction in helping. We were a match made in heaven!

Blackhead removal tools

uuuhhhh no time to explain

Sounding the alarm for a night of femdom

pimple poppers

My wife calls it "torture time" and her nails are harmful enough.

I thought they were kitchen tools with a little hanger thing on the end.

Mmmm smol tools of torture. Bit satisfying to see tears out this babies.

Ok, but seriously, those eyes...

👀☠️

Lol what a perfect reason, I see no flaws

Idc if I’m too tired to function in the morning, I will always choose talking longer

*Nom nom nom*

It’s the best thing ever

His clothes will always be better to snuggle in

He looks amazing doing nothing 🤩

Everyone must hear how cute my bf is

Nah cuz that’s me in school

For anyone who doesn’t know: loml means love of my life. Also that’s ADORABLE

DORA THE EXPLORAA

Banana for scale

Is it like a princess or like a queen? 🤔

Food. I want to eat food. I can’t get more specific

but WHY 😭

I’m not crying, wont catch me lacking

At that point I would just let him drive lmao

*feeling bad that he looks really mad*