But you check to make sure were not "robots"

Breathtaking!

Whenever this is said, I'm sure both parties don't care to keep in touch.

Narrator: It wasn't nice.

Translation: You are not the person of my choice to share it / I don't want to burden you

The is the ultimate lie invented by mothers

What people don't understand, that this statement is the quickest way to getting a ticket.

Except for those of us who are actually good with spreadsheets.

C**p they ended with "So don't forget." wth were they saying??

Geez I am terrible with people's names. I'll know who you are, even your panda's name but for s**t"s sake I cannot remember your name..

Everybody who ever called me pretty :)

THEN WHY WERE YOUR MESSAGES BLUE! Oof I got caught with this one 😅

Yup....

And so is the next one!

I just LOVE these SOCKS, Martha! Where did you GET these!?!?!

Well, I'll just have to call it a day. How about breakfast.

TaKe My ReAl ReSuMe

I'm supposed to stay in bed and cuddle my wolf I'm sorry I can't reschedule

No it's not

Says my mom. Who I haven't seen in 4 years... And no, I'm NOT an adult.

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That makes sense. Now leave me alone so I can actually figure it out.

I once told my brother by text that I'd be there in seven minutes. He was ready to take the mickey out of my timing, but as I pulled up the text showed "sent 7 minutes ago".

Now, sometimes, this can be true.

My dad, reaching for his 4th 4 Loco

I do understand the concept of answering emails. Just not as it applies to me.

I'll drink to that 🍻

Oh darn maybe some other time

HARD pass, Fred.

Said no one ...ever!!

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. There’s no middle ground.

So sick of politics. As Robin Williams said politicians , and diapers should be charged , often for the same reason.

I don't want go . People just speak the truth. It's so much easier.

Didn’t you just love it when Chandler proposed to that Gilead girl, what was her name… Daenerys?

Heheh yesss

Said anybody who isn't middle class.

Should have asked for it yesterday,then. Not my problem.

My fwiends do dat :(

Checking Who out???

Type lmao rofl with straight face

Says rich people and dads with shiny cars.

"It went straight to voicemail, I thought you were trying to call me back" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Says people with love lives who are not me ;u;

Thanks I hate it.

No, I think that's usually true.

On my eventually list

As if we’re not reading this on BP

translates to "no i don't want to call or speak to you that's why we have text messages".

I let them guess. Makes more fun.

Said no one ever...

Do you really?

HA HA!!! ……. HA!

Not to me.lol.

What if you're not in school /college.