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35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" I prefer to stay neutral concerning this question.

turbotifi , Rick Bergstrom Report

Final score:

196points

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Anonymous Person 3 years ago

Switzerland

79points

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" ǝɹǝɥ

SultanofShit , Michael Coghlan Report

Final score:

188points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Australia

88points

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Are-Sole , Hanno Rathmann Report

Final score:

180points

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Julia Weertman 3 years ago

Wales

89points

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Vodka, bears, sadness

blorgasporgler , Daniel Hartmann Report

Final score:

168points

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THE GREAT PAPYRUS 3 years ago (edited)

Russia

90points

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" The prince who always emails you

budge1988 , QuoteInspector.com Report

Final score:

163points

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Maiun 3 years ago

Nigeria ?

124points

Turrubul_Kuruman , James St. John Report

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" "Watch out, mate, there's a shark."

"No worries, one of the crocs'll get him."

Final score:

163points

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DidiRomski 3 years ago

Australia lol

69points

SheWhoUpvotes , Fredrik Rubensson Report

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Made in ____

Final score:

155points

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Anonymous Person 3 years ago

China

71points

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" I would literally die without my cheese, my wine and my baguette

kha-ci , stu_spivack Report

Final score:

144points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

France

71points

#10

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" All roads lead to our capital

tomorrow509 , yoppy Report

Final score:

143points

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Maiun 3 years ago

Italy

67points

#11

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Vampires

bossugica , Mike Carter Report

Final score:

138points

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Maiun 3 years ago

Romania (Transylvania)

93points

#12

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" People normally say we speak Spanish.

We don't.

KirboOfficial , Nick Kenrick Report

Final score:

138points

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alwaysMispelled 3 years ago

My immediate thought was Brazil.

79points

Týna Ef 3 years ago

or Portugal

41points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

Or Catalunya

0points

Eric Mac Fadden 3 years ago

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SirPatTheCat 3 years ago

Portugal?

45points

El muerto 3 years ago

the correct answer is Portugal and most of Spain...seriously

15points

Mishimoqua 3 years ago

It could be Portugal but not most of Spain because most of it speaks Spanish except Catalonia - there they mostly speak Catalan.

11points

Cuzvito 3 years ago

Portugal or Brazil maybe?

11points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Whaaat? Who doesn't know that Portuguese exists?

6points

Martin Alex 3 years ago

According to the poster on reddit, the intended answer is Brazil.

7points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

Catalonia?

7points

Liezzzewies 3 years ago

The picture doesn’t suggest it but I’m thinking of the Philippines, with all their Spanish sounding names.

6points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

It could be. It's an ancient colony of Spain, but they speak Philippine.

1point

Marciano Junior 3 years ago

Brazil

5points

Tin Woman 3 years ago

Cataluña?

4points

Karin 3 years ago

Why would people think people in Portugal speak Spanish? That makes no sense. They speak Portuguese. Maybe guess Brasil until you find out that, no, they speak Portuguese there.

3points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Maybe Brazil as it's in South Americ0a and some moron could think that all center and south america speak spanish.

3points

Christopher Mooyer 3 years ago

Barcelona?? They might say they speak Catalan, not Spanish?

3points

Aunt Messy 3 years ago

Portugal.

3points

DG 3 years ago

So many ways to describe Brasil, this is the one they choose? With this picture?? People also come to Portugal and try to speak spanish with us, so...

2points

Hilary Mol 3 years ago

Which means they're either speaking Catalan or Portuguese.

2points

PurpleUnicorn 3 years ago

Catalonia?

2points

Rick 3 years ago

I love Portuguese! Such a cool language!

2points

DragonflyGreen 3 years ago

Brazil. They speak Portuguese, not Spanish, as is commonly thought.

2points

Lisa Shaw 3 years ago

I believe it is Brazil, since the rest of south america speaks spanish.

2points

Cherie Magnus 3 years ago

Argentina! They are very proud to speak Castellano!

1point

Laurie 3 years ago

Portugal

1point

Sharon Vaughn 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Afonso 3 years ago

Portugal

1point

Bora Zrinyi 3 years ago

Katalonia?

1point

Joana Miranda Saraiva 3 years ago

It's Portugal.

1point

Judit Hajdu 3 years ago

Portugal

1point

Marilynn Berry 3 years ago

Brazil

1point

Emma 3 years ago

Brazil

1point

404 Panda Not Found 3 years ago

Brazil, they speak portuguese.

1point

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Enamelcamel 3 years ago

Portugal

1point

Katinka Min 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Lynn Biasini McElfresh 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Ozzie Ogawa 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Synsepalum 3 years ago

Portugal?

1point

Mar Nadal 3 years ago

Spain. We speak "castellano".

1point

Iva Kazalova 3 years ago

Basque country

1point

Lynne Harbison 2 years ago

Brazil.

0points

Elisabete Silva 2 years ago

Portugal

0points

Meg Sampson 3 years ago

Barcelona

0points

N S 3 years ago

Spain? Spanish people dont speak Spanish - they speak Castilian, Catalan, Basque..

0points

Martha Higgins 3 years ago

Brazil.

0points

Magicalmarilyn 3 years ago

Spain

0points

raphafou krattou 3 years ago

Italy

0points

Vaida Kuodytė 3 years ago

If it sounds Spanish, but you don't recognize any of the words, it must be Portuguese :D.

0points

Karin 3 years ago

Basque

0points

David Beaulieu 3 years ago

Spain?

0points

helladios 3 years ago

Basque - Americans are really, so ignorant...

0points

Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago

Portgual?

0points

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

Portugal

0points

Telmo Belo 3 years ago

PORTUGAL C4RA7HO

0points

BoredPandaAddict 3 years ago

Mexico?

-1point

Mishimoqua 3 years ago

In Mexico they speak Spanish.

2points

Carito alias La Cototina 3 years ago

Chile?

-1point

Mishimoqua 3 years ago

Nope they speak Spanish

1point

Floofy Samoyed 3 years ago

Mexico?

-1point

Mishimoqua 3 years ago

Nope they speak Spanish

1point

Newsies forever!! 3 years ago

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Mishimoqua 3 years ago

Nope they speak Spanish, except Catalonia there they speak Catalan

1point

#13

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Rammstein, no speed limit

Lzzzkkk09 , Ana Perugini Report

Final score:

138points

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Flopsy 3 years ago

Germany

62points

#14

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!

SSPylsur , Unification France Report

Final score:

133points

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James016 3 years ago

Iceland is my first thought. Second was that these could be lyrics from Led Zeppelin’s The Immigrant Song.

89points

#15

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" My wife is a teacher and they are going to start wearing tennis shoes this year to be better prepared for active shooters.

wagbenson , Ken Bosma Report

Final score:

121points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

'Merica

88points

#16

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We lost a plane

dusty-vacuum , Ferran Pestaña Report

Final score:

119points

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Chris Yuen 3 years ago

Malaysia?

56points

#17

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Fries, cycling, chocolate and beer, also waffles and comics

NBfoxC137 , irrational_cat Report

Final score:

117points

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Marianne 3 years ago

Great choice, actually. Makes me want to live in Belgium. 😉

77points

#18

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We think we are better than everyone because we discovered democracy and haven't done much since.

neoides , Theresa Thompson Report

Final score:

111points

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M M 3 years ago

Greece

90points

#19

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Kimchi

bokumbaphero , danny O. Report

Final score:

106points

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Pennywise 3 years ago

koreaAaaAaa

49points

#20

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" My country doesn’t show up on the map most of the time and we love Rugby

Tamzoncrack Report

Final score:

102points

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Marianne 3 years ago

New Zealand! I love your country!

81points

#21

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" World's only non-quadrilateral flag

gambit , McKay Savage Report

Final score:

94points

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Maysha Rahman 3 years ago

Nepal

67points

#22

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We invented one of the most well known and versatile plastic toy products. Which are good for both kids and adults.

JEFF_ERNIE , wiredforlego Report

Final score:

93points

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Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago

Denmark (Lego)

77points

#23

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" f#&%ing vegemite

bye_tuesday_ , StephenMitchell Report

Final score:

86points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Australia

49points

#24

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Borat damaged our international image

Dairbek , John Patrick Robichaud Report

Final score:

86points

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XenoMurph 3 years ago

Borat is from Kazakhstan, but the reputation he damaged was the US.

88points

#25

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Paella, bullfighting, flamenco...

Lyncess , Leonardo Shinagawa Report

Final score:

85points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Spain

50points

Sufficient-Panic666 Report

#26

Haggis & Whisky

Final score:

83points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Scotland!

49points

#27

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Potato

Molasses-Street , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

82points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Ireland.

47points

#28

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We have a wall to our North to keep us out but most of us have no desire to move there.

SaGlamBear , Stefan van Bremen Report

Final score:

80points

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Nubis Knight 3 years ago

South Korea? Is there a wall?

34points

#29

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Tequila

sailormer Report

Final score:

79points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Mexico!

44points

JustABulgarianBoy , young shanahan Report

#30

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" No, we are not Russian, no, we don't use the Russian alphabet, they use it, we created it and no, not every slavic-like name is Russian

Final score:

71points

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leloo 3 years ago

Bulgaria

53points

#31

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Chewing gum is illegal

loveblush , Bev Sykes Report

Final score:

66points

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Marciano Junior 3 years ago

Singapore

65points

#32

Tim hortons

larjus-wangus Report

Final score:

66points

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Foxxy (Not Original) 3 years ago

Canadia!

34points

#33

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" It's citizens started two world wars, managed to blame a neighbor both times

VittoroMD , Don O'Brien Report

Final score:

65points

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XenoMurph 3 years ago

Austria- Hungarian Empire WW1... Hitler was Austrian WW2..?

46points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#34

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Curry

Which_Cry_2405 , missy Report

Final score:

63points

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Nicole Blomkamp 3 years ago

India?

39points

#35

Mmmm baklava.

PETA_Gaming Report

Final score:

59points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Turkey?

31points

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#36

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" We produce tons of cringey movies with zero plots every years

notmebud , I G Report

Final score:

35points

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Piku 3 years ago

India , bollywood

40points

#37

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Tallest building in the world.

AnirudhMenon94 , Oiva Eskola Report

Final score:

32points

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Maysha Rahman 3 years ago

United Arab Emirates

25points

#38

Deep fried Mars bar

romanmck Report

Final score:

32points

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Leeds Lass 3 years ago

Scotland

27points

#39

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Messi

Felipe_BOT , Chris Tremblay Report

Final score:

31points

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Anonymous Person 3 years ago

Argentina

24points

#40

Llamaland

SpiritGuardTowz Report

Final score:

31points

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Bianca Saville 3 years ago

peru

29points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

See Also on Bored Panda

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#41

Depending on which part of my country you ask this to, you will get an answer from a different langauge. Atleast 20+ different languages

AlternateRealityGuy Report

Final score:

30points

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Happy Daihatsu 3 years ago

India?

26points

#42

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" 1# in suicide rating in EU

labadiena8 , Maya-Anaïs Y. Report

Final score:

25points

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Benjamin Tang 3 years ago

Me: quickly searches it up. Also me: types "Lithuania" like I'm a genius.

33points

#43

kids laugh when they hear the name of my capital city

Beyaz2 Report

Final score:

24points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

Thailand. Reminds me of The Hangover 2 - "You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt."

21points

#44

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Perkele

B1mb0_ , Better Than Bacon Report

Final score:

24points

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Nubis Knight 3 years ago

Finnland? If I remember SATWComics correctly.

17points

#45

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" The mountain looks like a table

PagesOf-Apathy , Eric Krüger Report

Final score:

24points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

South Africa

18points

#46

Adidas pants make it easier to squat with your bros and bring you their respect.

kondorb Report

Final score:

23points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

LOL. Russia!

16points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#47

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Everyday, you can have a different kind of native fish readily available at any local fish market, and the whole year would go by without having to eat the same fish twice.

baselganglia , Sam Sherratt Report

Final score:

22points

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Maysha Rahman 3 years ago

BANGLADESH.

22points

JimfromBlzingSaddles , Robert Judge Report

#48

35 Most Interesting Responses To "Without Telling The Name Of Your Country, Where Do You Live?" Hummus, schnitzel, and beaches. And everyone hates us for some reason

Final score:

21points

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XenoMurph 3 years ago

Not everyone "hates" you. But most nations think you were unfairly given land you didn't own, and since then have been attempting slow motion ethnic cleansing. It's not pretty

51points

#49

In a country Trump referred to as a sh*th**e country

lmao, okay let me narrow it down a bit. We recently worn our first olympic medal after 29years.

Yabgas18 · Report

Final score:

21points

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Hermione 3 years ago

Didn’t Trump refer to all countries outside the US as sh*th**e countries?

16points

#50

Our prime minister apparently made global news for having diarrhea. This is very true.

EllipticalRain Report

Final score:

18points

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Chris Yuen 3 years ago

Somehow I imagine England but it Malaysia

14points

#51

Beer and atheism

Ertyslav Report

Final score:

17points

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Joanna Ha 3 years ago

Czechia

15points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#52

51.4934° N, 0.0098° E

Temmemes Report

Final score:

14points

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DarkAngelNic 3 years ago

England?

11points

#53

Face shields

anabananaclaire Report

Final score:

14points

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DidiRomski 3 years ago

The whole world atm unfortunately

35points

#54

Three presidents

Three presidents Report

Final score:

14points

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M M 3 years ago

Bosnia and Herzegowina? One for Croats, one for Serbs and one for Muslims.

10points

#55

World's Longest sea beach

Shuhan44 Report

Final score:

12points

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tiari 3 years ago

Brazil. The Praia do Cassino is 254 kilometers (158 miles) long.

13points

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Mohammad Ammar 3 years ago

Divorced India and got divorced by Bangladesh. Economy ain't great but we got nukes, which is all that matters apparently.

21points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Pakistan?

15points

Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago

Kya masla hai, bhai? LOl...

1point

Official_Blink 3 years ago

Pakistan ...... Nice...... Your my neighbour XD

0points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

The internet loves to s**t all over my country, usually because they're bigots who judge all of us by the small minority of loudest, stupidest citizens.

14points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

That "small minority" won the elections of 2016 voting a xenophobic rapist. Its not a minority

18points

Aliquid A 3 years ago

Small minority? No... and until you acknowledge that it is more than a small minority and agree that something needs to be done on it, then the internet needs to continue to s**ting. No country in the world has as big of an ego. And if your response is "well not me!", then get on the bandwagon with shi**ing on the others to knock them down a peg.

9points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

You forgot the ultra-nationalism, the arrogance, the invading of countries, fomenting revolution to overthrows democratically elected leaders, a crushing disregard of the community in favor of the individual, an education system rigged in favor of the elite and... *drum roll* NO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!!!

8points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

US or UK? A "minority" still equals millions of people

8points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago (edited)

That's a huge pile of chips you have on your shoulder. It's mainly due to the country's long history of arrogance and greed and division and segregation and hostility and violence and etc., etc.

7points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

USA

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

Since you refuse to take any kind of responsibility for fúcking up the rest of the world, you must be American

1point

Jameson Lechner 3 years ago

For proof, see comments section.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Carito alias La Cototina 3 years ago

When you say the name of my country it makes you cold and hot at the same time!

10points

ProfessionalTimeWaster 3 years ago

That's an awesome description!

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

Katy Perry?!

0points

Miss Cris 3 years ago (edited)

Sorry, why cold? Because of it's so in the South?

-2points

Piet Puk 3 years ago

Weed and prostitutes.

6points

Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago

Don’t forget tulips and windmills

10points

Sanne H. 3 years ago

Or cheese & bikes

5points

Jessica Manning 3 years ago

Or frikandel!!

0points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

I got the Bacon, Tim bits, and beavers over here

5points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Canada?

3points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

Calls ham "bacon"? (That ain't bacon... even if it is only six degrees Farenheit outside in September)

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

No, you got the ham. Good ham. But it's ham.

1point

brukernavn340 3 years ago

Black metal and fjords.

4points

13 3 years ago

Norway

4points

Nina 3 years ago (edited)

A country with the biggest range of delicious apple varieties that chooses to eat jellied eels and cockle shells instead as a snack.

4points

13 3 years ago

I have never in my life eaten jellied eels or cockle shells ☆shudder☆ I WILL however possibly punch someone for an in season Elstar if I'm hungry enough.

0points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

"Everyone invades, and tries to erase us". (Hint: Between Germany and Russia....)

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Polska?

8points

Sassy bookworm 3 years ago

The only time we're mentioned in a Hollywood movie is if it's an action film and they're talking about terrorists

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)

Oh no! Not Osyriraqatraqlebanmenjordarmenistan! That's the worst one! They won't let us have their oil and they write in doctor! (/s)

4points

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

Albania?

3points

13 3 years ago

Iran? Afghanistan? Pakistan? Germany? Don't keep us in suspense.

1point

Angel of India 3 years ago

Namaste

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

India?

1point

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I'm sad, that my country would be most easily recognised, if I just wrote "Hitler", even though we are so much more than that.

3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I know what we SHOULD be known for. At least 99% of us would think so: Bread! (It's part of UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage) We have like 3000 "significantly different" recipes. It's the best in the world.

5points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Try "you can't pronounce the terminal ch sound to satisfy everyone in our nation no matter what you do". (Got my A-levels and am trying to review to start B-levels, and that blast -ch...)

3points

Miss Cris 3 years ago (edited)

Great technology, wide culture, black forest, bretzel, sausages, sandals with socks, long words

1point

13 3 years ago

Octoberfest. Bigger better more fun.

1point

Hope 3 years ago

Don't be you have plenty of positive words you can use.. like all your great brands or just "quality".

1point

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Write "lignite" instead.

0points

Eppe 3 years ago

How about Mozart, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Wiener Schnitzel?

0points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

Kinda hard getting over... especially since you ALSO taught the Russians communism and the Muslims fanatical Jew-hatred. Try being hated for saving the world from the Soviets... which, let's be honest, as sucky as we were to our natives, socialism is what drives 99% of anti-American hatred.

-1point

Amelia Williams 3 years ago

i NeEd My GuNs To PrOtEcT mE

1point

Official_Blink 3 years ago

We were ruled by british once , We got independence but lost all the love , And a lot of land ....... Now , People here fight every day because of religion.... And I think my country is the only country where people from every religion lives freely

1point

Jew 3 years ago

I'll just say one word: Jews

1point

Andreas 3 years ago

The country Bernie Sanders most often tend to use as a poster child for his idea of a "Socialist utopia".

1point

ProfessionalTimeWaster 3 years ago

Cuba?

0points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

I love guessing games! Let's do more!

1point

tuzdayschild 3 years ago (edited)

put bacon on it

1point

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

put bacon and a flag on it

1point

Sasy 3 years ago

Max drove a car to Muriel's to pick her up for a wedding at a Castle, on the way the car broke down and they had to get a Bus full of Queens, not an Elizabeth amongst them, but she shows up when there is money around.

1point

Seán Baron 3 years ago

Our main bridge keeps falling down.

1point

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

London

3points

notdream 3 years ago

Government hates Euros €€ for some reason

1point

Zedrapazia 3 years ago

Switzerland?

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Strikes and antidepressants.

1point

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

Definitely France.

3points

Nicole Blomkamp 3 years ago

BILTONG!

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Lekker!

0points

Emerald 3 years ago

Everyone thinks the native animals are dangerous, but t is actually rare for you to get hurt.

0points

TheartfulDutchGinger 3 years ago (edited)

According to some other countries, We walk around on woodenshoes . We cycle a lot and in winter we go everywhere on ice skates. Our country has only 1 city. The rest are all villages that no one seems to know about.. And we're high on weed all the time.

0points

Pinn Tejasen 3 years ago

We won popcat in a day! 555

0points

Pinn Tejasen 3 years ago

We won Popcat in a day!

0points

Gandalf the Pink 3 years ago

To not make it too obvious: Socialism lite and pop music

0points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Jamón serrano. And no, we don't wear mexican hats.

0points

Board Pan, duh. 3 years ago (edited)

Here's where I am from: "Sorry. Excuse me. Poutine, Eh ?"

0points

Lenka Smetanová 3 years ago

We can fix this, we have golden arms

0points

Aroha 3 years ago

I would say something about my country, but that would require speaking, so...

0points

aussie snowdropper 3 years ago

Mine would be we are in lockdown NO 6

0points

Solidhog 3 years ago

Birth place of the chav.

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Rugby, choirs, two names on every signpost

0points

Zaza 3 years ago

Cheese and windmills (and weed and redlight districts)

0points

Luna Lovebug 3 years ago

Weed and red lights

0points

Terran 3 years ago

No, we don't have kangaroos...

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Austria

1point

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 3 years ago

Bad Chetto man.

0points

Malu 3 years ago

Can I still add a submission?? :(

0points

William Alexander Bradley Putera 3 years ago

Not a muslim country but u can literally find mosque like every 100m.

-2points

Jew 3 years ago

Germany?

-2points

ANNETTE WAGES 3 years ago

We are Florida to the rest of the world.

-2points

Genevieve Belleville 3 years ago

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-2points

Improperplays 3 years ago

Cookout drive thru's as far as the eyes can see, -its a state-

-2points

BlueReaper 3 years ago

I would make a rude remark over my country but I have to get back to eating my burgers and hotdogs.

-2points

13 3 years ago

Ok so here's one. You might be oddballs when it comes to picking presidents but BEST BURGERS ON THE PLANET. And really in the grand scheme... what's more important?

-2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Bad weather.

-3points

13 3 years ago

Scotland! Wales? Northpole?

-2points

Hermione Granger 3 years ago

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Mohammad Ammar 3 years ago

Divorced India and got divorced by Bangladesh. Economy ain't great but we got nukes, which is all that matters apparently.

21points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Pakistan?

15points

Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago

Kya masla hai, bhai? LOl...

1point

Official_Blink 3 years ago

Pakistan ...... Nice...... Your my neighbour XD

0points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

The internet loves to s**t all over my country, usually because they're bigots who judge all of us by the small minority of loudest, stupidest citizens.

14points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

That "small minority" won the elections of 2016 voting a xenophobic rapist. Its not a minority

18points

Aliquid A 3 years ago

9points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

8points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

US or UK? A "minority" still equals millions of people

8points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago (edited)

That's a huge pile of chips you have on your shoulder. It's mainly due to the country's long history of arrogance and greed and division and segregation and hostility and violence and etc., etc.

7points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

USA

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

Since you refuse to take any kind of responsibility for fúcking up the rest of the world, you must be American

1point

Jameson Lechner 3 years ago

For proof, see comments section.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Carito alias La Cototina 3 years ago

When you say the name of my country it makes you cold and hot at the same time!

10points

ProfessionalTimeWaster 3 years ago

That's an awesome description!

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

Katy Perry?!

0points

Miss Cris 3 years ago (edited)

Sorry, why cold? Because of it's so in the South?

-2points

Piet Puk 3 years ago

Weed and prostitutes.

6points

Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago

Don’t forget tulips and windmills

10points

Sanne H. 3 years ago

Or cheese & bikes

5points

Jessica Manning 3 years ago

Or frikandel!!

0points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

I got the Bacon, Tim bits, and beavers over here

5points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Canada?

3points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

Calls ham "bacon"? (That ain't bacon... even if it is only six degrees Farenheit outside in September)

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago

No, you got the ham. Good ham. But it's ham.

1point

brukernavn340 3 years ago

Black metal and fjords.

4points

13 3 years ago

Norway

4points

Nina 3 years ago (edited)

A country with the biggest range of delicious apple varieties that chooses to eat jellied eels and cockle shells instead as a snack.

4points

13 3 years ago

I have never in my life eaten jellied eels or cockle shells ☆shudder☆ I WILL however possibly punch someone for an in season Elstar if I'm hungry enough.

0points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

"Everyone invades, and tries to erase us". (Hint: Between Germany and Russia....)

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Polska?

8points

Sassy bookworm 3 years ago

The only time we're mentioned in a Hollywood movie is if it's an action film and they're talking about terrorists

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)

Oh no! Not Osyriraqatraqlebanmenjordarmenistan! That's the worst one! They won't let us have their oil and they write in doctor! (/s)

4points

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

Albania?

3points

13 3 years ago

Iran? Afghanistan? Pakistan? Germany? Don't keep us in suspense.

1point

Angel of India 3 years ago

Namaste

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

India?

1point

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I'm sad, that my country would be most easily recognised, if I just wrote "Hitler", even though we are so much more than that.

3points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

5points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Try "you can't pronounce the terminal ch sound to satisfy everyone in our nation no matter what you do". (Got my A-levels and am trying to review to start B-levels, and that blast -ch...)

3points

Miss Cris 3 years ago (edited)

Great technology, wide culture, black forest, bretzel, sausages, sandals with socks, long words

1point

13 3 years ago

Octoberfest. Bigger better more fun.

1point

Hope 3 years ago

Don't be you have plenty of positive words you can use.. like all your great brands or just "quality".

1point

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Write "lignite" instead.

0points

Eppe 3 years ago

How about Mozart, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Wiener Schnitzel?

0points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)

-1point

Amelia Williams 3 years ago

i NeEd My GuNs To PrOtEcT mE

1point

Official_Blink 3 years ago

1point

Jew 3 years ago

I'll just say one word: Jews

1point

Andreas 3 years ago

The country Bernie Sanders most often tend to use as a poster child for his idea of a "Socialist utopia".

1point

ProfessionalTimeWaster 3 years ago

Cuba?

0points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

I love guessing games! Let's do more!

1point

tuzdayschild 3 years ago (edited)

put bacon on it

1point

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

put bacon and a flag on it

1point

Sasy 3 years ago

1point

Seán Baron 3 years ago

Our main bridge keeps falling down.

1point

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

London

3points

notdream 3 years ago

Government hates Euros €€ for some reason

1point

Zedrapazia 3 years ago

Switzerland?

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Strikes and antidepressants.

1point

Nadine Debard 3 years ago

Definitely France.

3points

Nicole Blomkamp 3 years ago

BILTONG!

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Lekker!

0points

Emerald 3 years ago

Everyone thinks the native animals are dangerous, but t is actually rare for you to get hurt.

0points

TheartfulDutchGinger 3 years ago (edited)

0points

Pinn Tejasen 3 years ago

We won popcat in a day! 555

0points

Pinn Tejasen 3 years ago

We won Popcat in a day!

0points

Gandalf the Pink 3 years ago

To not make it too obvious: Socialism lite and pop music

0points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Jamón serrano. And no, we don't wear mexican hats.

0points

Board Pan, duh. 3 years ago (edited)

Here's where I am from: "Sorry. Excuse me. Poutine, Eh ?"

0points

Lenka Smetanová 3 years ago

We can fix this, we have golden arms

0points

Aroha 3 years ago

I would say something about my country, but that would require speaking, so...

0points

aussie snowdropper 3 years ago

Mine would be we are in lockdown NO 6

0points

Solidhog 3 years ago

Birth place of the chav.

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Rugby, choirs, two names on every signpost

0points

Zaza 3 years ago

Cheese and windmills (and weed and redlight districts)

0points

Luna Lovebug 3 years ago

Weed and red lights

0points

Terran 3 years ago

No, we don't have kangaroos...

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Austria

1point

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 3 years ago

Bad Chetto man.

0points

Malu 3 years ago

Can I still add a submission?? :(

0points

William Alexander Bradley Putera 3 years ago

Not a muslim country but u can literally find mosque like every 100m.

-2points

Jew 3 years ago

Germany?

-2points

ANNETTE WAGES 3 years ago

We are Florida to the rest of the world.

-2points

Genevieve Belleville 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

Improperplays 3 years ago

Cookout drive thru's as far as the eyes can see, -its a state-

-2points

BlueReaper 3 years ago

I would make a rude remark over my country but I have to get back to eating my burgers and hotdogs.

-2points

13 3 years ago

Ok so here's one. You might be oddballs when it comes to picking presidents but BEST BURGERS ON THE PLANET. And really in the grand scheme... what's more important?

-2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Bad weather.

-3points

13 3 years ago

Scotland! Wales? Northpole?

-2points