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My Friend Just Got Married… To A Pizza
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My Friend Just Got Married… To A Pizza

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This all started when one of my senior clients posted a photo on Facebook wearing her grandmother’s vintage wedding gown. Her caption read: “Wearing grandma’s wedding dress lmaoooo. I’m getting married but it’s to pizza. Sorry boys, I’m a taken woman!”

Of course, the weirdo I am, was like “This is awesome… We should totally get photos of you in this dress marrying a pizza…” Christine was totally in agreement. Her mom entered the conversation via Facebook and with her blessing, the photo shoot was on!

Over the next couple days, Christine and I planned her dream wedding. She had so many amazing ideas. Like the pizza should wear a bow tie… and the ring would obviously have to be a ring pop. We debated about having bacon roses, but because her mom was a bit worried about the dress getting dirty, we decided to stick with just a couple basic props.

Christine was having her hair and makeup done by Beauty and the Blondes for homecoming, so we scheduled the shoot for that date. When I arrived, Christine was having her makeup finished. A large pepperoni pizza from Cristy’s Pizza in Baltimore was cooling off in the kitchen. When she was all ready, we walked next door to a white barn on her family farm and that’s where the magic happened.

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The groom wore a Pokemon bow tie. So classy

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The man of her dreams has always been pizza. Pizza never lets you down

Wedding ring pop

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It’s perfect!

Now I lay me, down to pizza

A wedding day selfie is a must!

The blushing bride. Haha. This is all too much, but I can’t stop. Love it

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for

You may kiss the pizza

The things dreams are made of

After the little wedding, we went back to Christine’s and she and her new spouse sat down for a candlelight dinner

You sure are delicious

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They lived happily ever after indeed

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Marcy Ortiz

Marcy Ortiz

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I am a Birth & Life Photographer located in Canal Winchester, Ohio. I also run Fearless + Free, my high school senior brand. I have four kiddos, a husband, and two crazy puppers.

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Marcy Ortiz

Marcy Ortiz

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I am a Birth & Life Photographer located in Canal Winchester, Ohio. I also run Fearless + Free, my high school senior brand. I have four kiddos, a husband, and two crazy puppers.

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Meara McMurry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Person: Where do you see yourself in a year? Me: *Shows this post*

Stille20
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are taking this too seriously. It's just a goof. There seems to be an unwritten girls aren't suppose to joke about marriage. Like she's never going to find a husband because she once joked about marrying a pizza.

Sean
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about desecrating the sanctity of marriage but I'm the weirdo for marrying someone I love of the same gender :/

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I, the photographer, and the model BOTH support the LGBTQ community. This was all in fun.

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Alexandru Rosu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously now,people don't know how to get attention on interent anymore...fun or no fun,serious or not this girl has some issues.But i know for sure they will divorce in less then a year,cuz she actually is in love with the melon... hahahahaha

Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly.... After seeing actual marriages to video game characters... This one is not as surprising.

MeiMei
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this somehow related to the girl who took engagement photos with a box of pizza?

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Completely unrelated and never heard of that until I had done these. Haha. People love pizza.

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Meara McMurry
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Person: Where do you see yourself in a year? Me: *Shows this post*

Stille20
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are taking this too seriously. It's just a goof. There seems to be an unwritten girls aren't suppose to joke about marriage. Like she's never going to find a husband because she once joked about marrying a pizza.

Sean
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about desecrating the sanctity of marriage but I'm the weirdo for marrying someone I love of the same gender :/

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I, the photographer, and the model BOTH support the LGBTQ community. This was all in fun.

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Alexandru Rosu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously now,people don't know how to get attention on interent anymore...fun or no fun,serious or not this girl has some issues.But i know for sure they will divorce in less then a year,cuz she actually is in love with the melon... hahahahaha

Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly.... After seeing actual marriages to video game characters... This one is not as surprising.

MeiMei
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this somehow related to the girl who took engagement photos with a box of pizza?

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Completely unrelated and never heard of that until I had done these. Haha. People love pizza.

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