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Lol mine was about me sleeping
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#1
I had a pet lion that was taken by the government and given to Area 51, i stole a tank and used a lightsaber to rescue him and we ran off into tne sunset. Anyone who knows what dreams mean that can tell me what it means would be very much appreciated
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#2
My dumb-a*s ex-girlfriend somehow managed to get the two of us kidnapped. The guy who kidnapped us was holding other victims as well. They could have been in on it for all I knew. I just remember there being more people. Anyway, I made it clear to my gf that she was on her own, due to her stupidity which got us kidnapped, then proceeded to do my thing... Bide my time til I see a way to escape... So the guy, I dunno what he did to make the others so compliant but he didnt have to rule the roost with an iron fist. Thats why I began to think maybe the others werent victims. I just played along as to not attract unnecessary attention. Then the guy made the mistake which led to my eventual freedom... He took the whole operation to an area with which I was very framiliar. And he was a real a*s about it too, putting us up in a nice 2-story vacation house. I remember telling my girl 'Ive got this f****r. He f****d up bad bringing us here. If you can keep up I can get us out of here, but when I go Im not stopping for nobody.' So the guy eventually asks everyone outside and as we all shuffle out to the back yard the guy starts talking to us. As hes yacking I notice the yard has only a waist-high fence. On the other side is someone elses yard with no fence. Across that street was a trailer park. My attention shifts back to the guys little speech, it started sounding weird. He was complimenting us, thanking us for not being difficult. Im looking at him and the others but I dont see gf anywhere so I guess I cant leave yet. Once again gf is taking forever... Women... So you remember that part about dudes speech getting weird? It got weirder. Im pretty close to the fence and he still hasnt looked in my direction at all. Finally the guy pulls out a gun and fires at the others. I went over the fence and into the trailer park. Made my way to the main road which runs through the town. I used to work in that town, so I knew some people. I headed for who I thought was closest. Got picked up by the police and they take me to a boat. Not the station, not my friends place, a f****n boat. They take me into the cabin with them and guess whos in there... More cops. Two more. Total of 4. The 4 of them begin talking. Im standing there, cabin door open, Im looking out at the deck. 'Is that a poop deck? Why are the cops not even looking at me? What the hell are they arguing about?' Yeah apparently everyone involved in my dreams is f*****g dumb. Cause theres 4 cops arguing in a boat, not paying attention to the guy in custody. Me. Once again I saw my opportunity and like George Thorogood, out the door I went! Thats pretty much where the dream ends. I never found out what happened, or if gf was okay. I had broken up with her a few days before having this dream, so it doesnt bother me.
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#3
A Thomas the tank engine but made of water with glowing red eyes and a human-like body that was roughly 10 feet tall was trying to kill me. Sorry for the run-on sentence lol.
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