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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a lady order an egg sandwich. I told her she had her option between one or two eggs on the sandwich. She kept saying she didn’t understand and I was running out of ways to explain “one or two eggs”. I even explained that we cook eggs in egg rings on the flat top grill so they fit the sandwich perfectly. She then sighed like I was dragging out an unfunny joke and went “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OR TWO EGGS?” “I mean you get to choose how much egg you want on the sandwich.” “scoffs again How big are they?” “….egg. Sized?” “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”. I ended up going to the kitchen and taking a raw egg out of the carton and bringing it to her. “This is an egg. This is the standard size. We will cook one or two of these and put it on your sandwich depending on which option you order.” “This makes absolutely no sense. I want to talk to the manager”.

Apparently she ended up telling my manager that the way I pronounce egg was what was throwing her off. It should be said as eh-g and never as aig. She would be dining elsewhere from now on

Baphometaphor , Mo Barger Report

Final score:

277points

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Claire Stanfield 2 years ago

Oh please.

93points

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread It was a saturday night and the restaurant is full windows, on a busy corner. A car didn't make the turn and drove into a house, but there was a drop so you couldn't see the car. The police/firetruck/ambulance all came. They were there for at least over a hour trying to figure out how to get the car out, and the police cruisers kept on their lights. So a saturday night dinner with red and blue lights covering the whole restaurant. Most guests found it entertaining except one table called me over.

"Could you do something about the those lights?"

I thought she was kidding and laughed but her face was dead serious. I'm also clearly the only server on, also making all the drinks, with a full room. "That's police ma'am, i'm not going across the street to tell them to turn off their lights. You can go ahead, though." The rest of the table giggled but she wasn't amused lol.

lilnutxlilnut , Scott Davidson Report

Final score:

247points

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glowworm2 2 years ago

"Sure, shall I pull the curtain down for you?"

45points

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady asked for her salad with the dressing on the side. After taking a few bites, she went up to the GM and said "this salad tastes quite bland. Could this be because I haven't put in the dressing?"

Yes. Yes it could be.

Qweritiop , stu_spivack Report

Final score:

231points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

People are stunningly dim sometimes. She could have worked that out on her own by dipping a leaf into the dressing. I wonder if she knew what 'dressing on the side' means.

85points

JohnnyBananasFoster , Images Money Report

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread So many, but one that sticks out is a couple I was waiting on had two credit cards out when they were paying so I asked “splitting 50/50?” and the customer VERY angrily said “NO we want it split in half!”

Final score:

222points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

These are the same people who won't buy a 1/3 lb hamburger because they want the larger 1/4 lb size 😂😂😂

249points

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I worked room service at a hotel on the water in San Diego. Very upscale and we provided excellent service. Had a woman order breakfast and then start to complain that she had not seen the sun the whole time she had been at our hotel.( June in CA no suprise.) She then proceeded to ask how I planned to fix it. "Ma'am if I could fix the weather I wouldn't be working here but I am happy to include a bloody mary to drown your sorrows" she did not understand and honestly thought I could fix it. Once she realized I couldn't she started asking us to comp her room............ due to the weather not being to her liking.

chefrikrock , Bruno Caimi Report

Final score:

218points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

I am in Florida. A friend was a beach-side bartender for a while. He had a woman complain bitterly to him that the sun wasn't setting over the ocean. He tried to explain that the ocean in question was the Atlantic, which is on the EAST. She didn't care. He offered to make it up with a sunrise over the ocean, but she was having none of it. She took her business elsewhere. California I guess.

129points

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had a family of 6 try to get their entire meal for free because we were out of the (non-edible) decorative garnish on their 4-year-old's dessert. Literally yelled and screamed and called me racist.

So I took $0.05 off of their bill and i personally tipped the server out of my own pocket.

captainp42 , Mike Mirano Report

Final score:

204points

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Claire Stanfield 2 years ago

My wife is the sweetest and most unassuming person to ever walk this earth. A customer singled her out, wanting a comped meal, claiming to the manager that 'this woman was INTIMIDATING me'. The customer was laughed out of the store. The manager explained that if any other employee had been blamed, she might have had a leg to stand on.

110points

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A woman complained that there was too much lobster in the lobster bisque.

I had no words.

not_a_ham_sandwich , Chloe Media Report

Final score:

199points

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Kookamunga 2 years ago

There. Is. Never. Too. Much. Lobster.

167points

confused_connection , Michael Ocampo Report

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A customer sent back a dozen wings because "these wings are too big. There's too much meat on these wings". During the same shift, a guy sent his ribs back for being too tough. He demonstrated their toughness by showing me that he couldn't cut through them. He has been trying to cut them longways, through the bone

Final score:

187points

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T5n 2 years ago

That guy needs to have his wing and rib eating privileges revoked.

81points

EnjoyWolfCola , A Healthier Michigan Report

#10

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I once had a lady freak out about her child inhaling secondhand smoke in the restaurant.

It was from the fajitas being delivered to the next table over. No smoke reached her table.

Final score:

175points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

That poor kid... imagine a life time with that mother.

120points

stupidgoddamnwebsite , Joanna Bourne Report

#11

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a guy ask me how we got such realistic looking fake fire. In our (real) fireplaces. That he watched me add wood to.

Oh, and the woman who’d insisted that we’d changed our crabcake recipe from fresh to canned crab and that she could taste the difference and refused to pay. Yeah, we’d always been using canned crab. She did not get out of paying.

Final score:

173points

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Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Little Miss Crabby Pants, eh?

38points

Spare-Source-1030 , Green Mountain Girls Farm Report

#12

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread "What is eggplant? Chicken?"

I got an A+ that day for keeping a straight face. It was 100% a serious question, and it took everything in me not to burst out laughing.

Final score:

172points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

Now, if this was a tourist it's conceivable that they don't realise Americans call Aubergines "eggplant". That said, the "plant" part surely gives away that it's not chicken?!

86points

#13

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady wanted us to blow out all the candles in the restaurant because "they were using too much oxygen"

acinonyc , WineCountry Media Report

Final score:

167points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Seems logical... She was apparently oxygen deprived.

98points

Daveychop 2 years ago

More likely an oxygen thief

7points

Jim King 2 years ago

Obviously her brain was starved for oxygen but it had occurred much earlier in her life & was most likely chronic..

1point

Jaekry 2 years ago

You misspelled 'obviously'.

1point

Funni Monke 2 years ago

because she breathes like Kirby

1point

Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

First sign of COVID.

1point

K Witmer 2 years ago

There's a commenter on here that believes every conspiracy theory ever written. He'll be on here soon explaining how this is true. He already said ventilators cause your lungs to forget how to breathe

12points

Stephaniep 2 years ago

Hate when my lungs forget things, such a nuisance.

10points

Vic 2 years ago

Ironically she was the one using up the oxygen

10points

Mart Se 2 years ago

Lemme guess, she refused to wear a mask because of co2 aswell?

7points

D Gangwere 2 years ago

I was about to ask.

0points

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

I'm reminded of warnings at popular tourist sites where cameras are whipped out and photos taken: CAUTION, PHOTON-DEPLETION ZONE!

5points

Id row 2 years ago

I would have said, "Oh, we have a special HVAC system installed to handle that. See those vents up there? They pump out extra oxygen to compensate for all the oxygen the candles use. Most restaurants who who use candles have to comply with this standard."

4points

cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

Here you go madam, your own oxygen rich table. Right outside in the alleyway

3points

Kassiopeia 2 years ago

Jeez, always these people thinking they're entitled to oxygen.

2points

Martin Thomsen 2 years ago

As an asthamtic I have periods where I can't be in a room with a candle. But then I also tend to eat at home

1point

Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

"They are using up all the fire!!"

1point

underapalm 2 years ago

Should have offered mouth to mouth aid. If she agreed she'd have been shut up for a spell.

1point

LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago

I think I had a stroke while trying to understand her way of "thinking"

0points

Amy Beckler 2 years ago

How can you work without that entertainment 🤔?

0points

Janet Floyd 2 years ago

I think I've worked with her...

0points

Bobby 2 years ago

She wanted everyone of you to do Blow job.

0points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Slows the old brain down you know - by the way where am I?

0points

Phoenix Haessal 2 years ago

Waiting till she finds out about steel industry..

0points

Bobby 2 years ago

If they were using to much oxygen they would go out lol

0points

Elizabeth O'Donnell 2 years ago

I bet she won't wear a mask either.

0points

Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

She's not wrong. She's not right in the head, either, but she's not wrong. "If you hold your breath, maybe you can compensate?"

0points

Tammilee Truitt 2 years ago

You're using too much oxygen, now please leave

0points

Kishibe Angelo 2 years ago

same lady that tells people theya re being too greddy with gravity

0points

Marco Conti 2 years ago

The entire planet works by burning oxygen. We humans are internal combustion engines using oxygen as an oxydant. "Oxy-gen. Oxy-dant"

0points

Cecily Holland 2 years ago (edited)

That was because she was thieving too much Oxygen

0points

#14

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I worked at Red Lobster and had a repeat lady come in and insist I take all of the crab meat out of her crabs legs for her and just bring it on a plate. Every damn time she came in. And the shi**y manager made me do it.

CountryDaisyCutter , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

158points

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Karis Ravenhill 2 years ago (edited)

Was she a male Ferengi in disguise? You need to chew her food for her next and spit it in her mouth?

83points

#15

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a guest order a chicken Caesar salad. I rang it in. A few minutes later she pulls me over and complains that I never asked what dressing she wanted.

Alecsgyo , Ernesto Andrade Report

Final score:

152points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

I wonder what she thought Caesar salad was... did she not look at the menu? Maybe she thinks romaine lettuce is also called Caesar salad.

45points

IUsedTheRandomizer , Willrad von Doomenstein Report

#16

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Last week I had a woman who was convinced I was lying to her when I said there was no way to make a virgin Sazerac. After ten infuriating minutes of back and forth she finally gave up and said, "Fine, make me a virgin Old Fashioned."

Upside, I got to use my fancy hit the bricks line of "I'm sorry ma'am it seems as though I won't be able to meet your expectations tonight. Take care!"

Final score:

145points

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T5n 2 years ago

A virgin sazerac would just be ice, a sugar cube, and the lemon peel garnish. Asking for a virgin sazerac is like asking for a virgin Negroni:”here’s you cup of ice and an orange peel”.

78points

#17

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I have a few:

1. Lady tried to pay me with Monopoly money and didn’t understand why I couldn’t take it. She’s a regular

2. Lady asked me for “a bundle” of sugar packets. I brought her 6. She needed more. I ended up bringing her 20 sugar packets that she proceeded to dump into her salad.

3. Lady asked me to peel her breadsticks.

4. Lady didn’t understand why I couldn’t connect two 4 seater booths together to make an 8 seater booth. She couldn’t understand that they are glued into the wall.

5. Lady who choked out her kid in the middle of the dining room to prove a point to another table

tinamolinaa , Anil Mohabir Report

Final score:

145points

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Memere 2 years ago

I wonder if Lady #1 was in the early stages of dementia. Sad.

86points

#18

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Back when you could smoke in bars ~ I Had just opened my bar, guy sits and orders a burger and fries. When I brought it out I Also set down a bottle of ketchup. He grabbed a empty ashtray and put ketchup in it to dip his fries into. Said I could get him a side plate. He said What's the big deal? It's clean. I then showed him the black rag used to wipe them out. He just shrugged. Yuck!!

blackdogreddog , Isaac Wedin Report

Final score:

137points

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Claire Stanfield 2 years ago

Perhaps he couldn't taste the difference... o_o;;;

42points

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#19

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had a lady order soda water with olive and a lime. I wasn’t sure I heard her right so I asked her to repeat. She gets a little angry and repeats “soda with olive and lime” so I bring her that. She death glares at me when I set it on the table and says she asked for a sprite. I’m still not sure if she was just f**king with me. She had to be f**king with me, right?

ilwisied , Nelo Hotsuma Report

Final score:

129points

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Lee F. 2 years ago (edited)

Does she think it’s an OLIVE on the sprite can next to the lemon? I can’t even

64points

#20

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Is the boar pizza vegetarian? (No, it has boar)

Is this pasta vegan? (No, it has egg, cheese, and bacon) Oh, that's fine.

Being unable to understand that a well done steak takes longer to cook than a rare steak.

Nothing too crazy, I've been lucky!

PurpleMatt , Martin Monroe Report

Final score:

123points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

What if you could just hit customers with a napkin every time they said something stupid?

55points

#21

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Me:"We have a pineapple cider on tap currently."

Cust:"Can you describe that in detail for me?"

Me:".....it is a cider.....that tastes like pineapple."

kilted44 , Michael Lehet Report

Final score:

121points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Can't say that sounds appealing, even though I love pineapple.

38points

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#22

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady came in and ordered our fried shrimp appetizer. She kept talking about how good the breading was and asked me if I could get her an extra side of the “sauce they fry it in”. I tried to explain to her it was just cajun seasoned flour but she didn’t get it. Finally got her a side of the flour and watched her dip her shrimp in flour and ate the entire thing. It was strange to say the least.

ladz42791 , wEnDy Report

Final score:

119points

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Chris Scritchfield 2 years ago

Oh sh...... You don't realize you could have poisoned her. Flour isn't a sterile or safe food. It's the main reason why you can't eat raw cookie dough as it is often tainted with e coli(poo germs) and their is a marginal chance of it having salmonella from the egg.

25points

#23

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A woman smoking with her own fan blowing the smoke away from her. "Sorry, but I can't stand smoke."

[deleted] , HS You Report

Final score:

119points

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Karis Ravenhill 2 years ago

Hilarious, I had this problem too. Smoker for 20yrs (just quit, yay!), but hated the smell of smoke. I washed all of my clothes if they were worn once, soaked the furniture and air of the house with Febreze, and had to breathe through my mouth if smoking because when the smoke hit my sinuses I got an insane migraine. I held the cigarette out of the car window and turned so the wind took smoke away instead of pooling around my face. One polite thing I did was ALWAYS walk downwind of someone else if you're smoking near them, non-smokers shouldn't have to deal with your smoke blasting in their face. Can't say I was ever clever enough to use a fan to blow my smoke away, lol, this girl's hilarious.

54points

#24

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A group sent their food back because their portions were so big that they were "overfaced". They requested a complete refund (rather than smaller portions, or ordering something else from the "light" menu). Apparently just the sight of such large portions made them feel ill and so they didn't want to eat at our establishment any more.

I can't even fathom their game plan?

kjs98 , Terry Kearney Report

Final score:

117points

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Robert T 2 years ago

If this is America, then I can tell quite a lot of Europeans will feel that way with some of the portion sizes when they visit. They are completely outfacing and can put you off the sight and smell of food. And that's saying something for someone with a pretty good appetite.

54points

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#25

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a bar guest walk into the kitchen and take an entire cheesecake out of our dessert fridge. No one saw him do it in the kitchen and the bartender was to shocked to say anything

Krankhaus1221 , Tony Alter Report

Final score:

112points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

Was he drunk? I'd have said nothing but added it to his bill.

60points

#26

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had someone order a chicken platter. I asked them if they wanted it with one chicken breast or two. They dead looked me in the face and asked what's the difference. I just tilted my head and said one comes with one breast, the other with two.

mr_ryno27 , Mark Krynsky Report

Final score:

96points

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Pat Head 2 years ago

Perhaps they meant the difference in price? But I can definitely see someone mind wrestling over the plated difference.

44points

#27

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A fish dish consisting of all fish components (clearly described on the menu) being too ‘fishy’ tasting or a blind woman complaining about her dessert. For the way it looks. Yea that was tough

Mememememeyouyou , Lisa Risager Report

Final score:

96points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

I can understand the fishy part, only because when I used to eat fish, if it's less than fresh it smells bad. The blind woman complaining about the looks of the dessert I don't understand at all.

40points

#28

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a woman ask me what the catch of the day was while pointing at the menu where it said quiche of the day.....

inuangledemon , Sean MacEntee Report

Final score:

94points

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Robert T 2 years ago

We call it Squish.

18points

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#29

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a lady tell me her chilled salad plate was too cold. I had to fight the urge to tell her to just wait a couple minutes and it wouldn't be and just go get her a room temp plate

cam52391 , Richard Masoner Report

Final score:

93points

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Robert T 2 years ago

"Would you like me to microwave it for you?"

26points

#30

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Demanded a soup option. In the top fast food pizza restaurant.

richyyoung , Rool Paap Report

Final score:

90points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Serve them a cup of watered down spaghetti sauce.

58points

#31

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady came in and ordered a vodka soda no ice, then proceeded to pour it into her feeding tube. I mean, who am I to judge, right? The next drink she ordered was the house chard.

imeuru , Sara J. Report

Final score:

80points

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

UGH. If you're pouring it straight in, why bother with the soda? Straight vodka would be quicker

33points

#32

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I'll have the huevos rancheros with no egg please. Or, I'll have the prime rib, well done please.

crusttysack , jeffreyw Report

Final score:

67points

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advice5cents 2 years ago

People order prime rib well done all the time. It's hardly rare. Not even medium rare. :p (But seriously, they do, and it's fine. Somebody needs to eat the end cuts!)

25points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

I've said it before here, but...was behind a lady at subway ordering a club on white bread. When asked what vegetables she wanted as topping, she said, "none, I don't eat carbs".

18points

Poultry Geist 2 years ago

I have one ! I was at subway and the guy in front of me said he wanted a such and such footlong with everything on it! The lady was like “ you want everything ?” He said “put everything on it” she repeated a couple more times until the guy was getting frustrated! After she put everything on it he started asking her to take stuff off! It was frustrating I left her a good tip ! Bless her sweet heart !

14points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

That reminds me of a joke: The Buddha walked into a Subway and said, "make me one with everything, please".

11points

Jaekry 2 years ago

I might be guilty here as well, after some time in the US, in just wanted plain/ bit healthier food, but while travelling and on the road all day, I turned out that this weird thing was easiest. Order a sub, with chicken, and everything on it. Generously please. Than in the car, I would dump most of what was called 'bread' and have a nice 'sort of salad' meal. (Subways were everywhere, but did not have salad options, so we made the best of it.)

4points

Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

I was at a subway and the sandwich artist refused to make anything for me. I asked him, "just where do you get off?" He said 87th street.

3points

Bobby 2 years ago

My order usually is easier to say "everything but..."

1point

Nena Rosebud 2 years ago

I tip my hat off to those in service industry, dealing with people like this. I work in customer service and even then, it takes serious strength for me to maintain a straight, neutral face and keep the snark and exasperation out of my voice.

13points

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Exactly I'm told that I'm very expressive so I don't think I could get away with it LOL

6points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

It's like people have never encountered food before.

9points

Jef Bateman 2 years ago

I worked at a cinnamon roll bakery called TJ Cinnamon's. We had a code to keep track of when items were baked, and we were not supposed to divulge it to customers. I had a customer who insisted I did, so I broke the rules and explained the system to her (she had figured it out partly by coming in every day). She accused me of lying and was going to report me to my boss. I told her my boss didn't want me to tell her the secret AT ALL, and so she threatened to report me to the founder of my company, "Sam Cinnamon," who was one of her childhood friends. (The company was founded by Ted and Joyce Rice - hence the "TJ.")

7points

Troux 2 years ago (edited)

"Sam Cinnamon" 😂😂 The secret alias of Powdered Toast Man!

2points

Poultry Geist 2 years ago

Man these people !

2points

ZAPanda 2 years ago

This is where you call some asshat's bluff.

0points

Chich 2 years ago

Not a restaurant but a wildfire. Someone got my number. I usually didn't deal with the public but it was a quiet moment so I asked what was on his mind. Said we were a bunch of idiots. All we had to do to stop the fire was fly along the edge and throw grenades at it and then afterwards have crews plant wildflowers in the holes. Was *really* upset when I told him we were not going to do that.

6points

Troux 2 years ago

Good god, it sounds like hyperbole. "That guy's so dumb, he would try to douse a fire with a box of grenades."

1point

Adél Gáspár 2 years ago

My favourite was when I worked in a Mexican kitchen and I asked the customer if she wanted beef or pork in her burrito, she said doesn't matter, it's the same animal anyway..facepalm

4points

Troux 2 years ago

Oh right...A wonderful, *magical* animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BZDZyRaGa8

1point

Lee 2 years ago

I've worked customer service before at Wal-Mart. My favorite story is when a girl tried to return a used pregnancy test and then proceeded to ask in an indignant tone why we didn't take them back. She was informed that it was a biohazard and whatever the issue was (God help me I didn't ask or want to know) she had to contact the company about it.

3points

Troux 2 years ago

Waiting tables, a group of 8 asked for boxes towards the end of their meal. All going well, we were friendly and chatty as I brought the boxes back, and helped pack up and clear plates. The woman who had been the most talkative with me - to the point that she wasn't paying attention - again asked if she could get a box, too. I pointed roughly towards the table where her empty box had been waiting nearly just in front of her and replied "You've already got a box." Her jaw dropped and her face turned to horror before she started spouting bewildered anger at what I had just said. Myself and everyone else at the table were baffled by her sudden change, ranting furiously at me for being so offensively rude until another guest pointed out the empty box beside her. Apparently she thought I was talking about her vagina, and she went from being offended at my vulgar comment to being embarrassed that she was the only one vulgar enough to immediately think of a vagina when a stranger says box.

2points

Liz the Wanderer 2 years ago

I've been an RN for 30 years. It has never been crazier dealing with the public. I gave up and retired. The world has gone stark raving mad. I feel for anyone working customer service.

2points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Boy could we tell each other some tales! Customer service has got to be the wort job on earth - but is is quite entertaining to overhear how stupid some (all?) people can be!

0points

Susan Trevaskis-Owen 2 years ago

Can I tell on myself here? I once ordered a Famous Blended Coffee Drink from Famous Coffee Chain. Normally these are *very* sweet, but this one was a little bitter (I think they forgot to add the vanilla syrup) so I went back and said, "I know how stupid this sounds, but my coffee tastes too much like coffee. Could I have it remade, please?" We all chuckled at the ridiculousness of it, but the remade one was perfect.

2points

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Fortunately as someone who goes to restaurants a lot (like >1x week) - and by which i do not mean takeout joints - which we do not call restaurants - ... I've never seen this level of stupid or entitlement. I'd definitely have to intervene to defend the poor waitstaff. Gah.

2points

Kate Jones 2 years ago

I work for a bank and I started a twitter account just to talk about the stupid s**t I hear daily from customers. For instance, I've literally been asked by someone to 'put money into' their account because they were out. They thought I could just put it in at will for them. I've been yelled at on a daily basis for asking verifying questions to PROTECT YOUR MONEY. Had someone mad because she couldn't see all of her bank accounts (meaning from all of her banks) in the online banking at our bank. It's nuts. Nevermind 30 year olds who don't know their social security numbers or people who ask what an insufficient funds fee is (it says right in the title).

1point

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

A friend of mine who was working in a restaurant told me of a customer and a tourist came in and ordered a salad and then sent it back because "it wasn't cooked".

1point

AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

That's it... I'm opening a restaraunt called NAR (NOT always right) and there will be a disclaimer on the door, in the ads , everything, that says "Here the customer is NOT always right, if you Karen or Chad out, if you demand a refund and especially if you ask stupid questions you will get yelled at and made fun of and quite possibly thrown out....You've been warned."

1point

Arthur Waite 2 years ago

I must say the pictures with each item were outstanding! - - - and the items were good, too.

1point

Sharon Madsen 2 years ago

Each and every one of these proves that the human race is going to h*ll in a handbasket....as my mama used to say.

0points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

I could not work in customer service ever - I would be using nasty words and restraining myself from slapping the stupid out of somebody. Kudos to you who work there your days must be so draining - and how you keep strait faces and warm smiles I don't know! I know no one can be paid enough to your job!

0points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Strange but most of these are women, never find a man asking for something silly, oh No.

0points

Generic Username Here 2 years ago

At first I thought you ment it, and I was ready to downvote/reply angrily, and then I read it for real. Thank you. I will close the door on my way out, goodbye.

1point

Bruce Leibee 2 years ago

BS. BS. BS.

0points

Bernd Herbert 2 years ago

It might well be that there are people out there who are too dumb or too ignorant to order food or go out dining

0points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

I've said it before here, but...was behind a lady at subway ordering a club on white bread. When asked what vegetables she wanted as topping, she said, "none, I don't eat carbs".

18points

Poultry Geist 2 years ago

14points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

That reminds me of a joke: The Buddha walked into a Subway and said, "make me one with everything, please".

11points

Jaekry 2 years ago

4points

Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

I was at a subway and the sandwich artist refused to make anything for me. I asked him, "just where do you get off?" He said 87th street.

3points

Bobby 2 years ago

My order usually is easier to say "everything but..."

1point

Nena Rosebud 2 years ago

13points

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Exactly I'm told that I'm very expressive so I don't think I could get away with it LOL

6points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

It's like people have never encountered food before.

9points

Jef Bateman 2 years ago

7points

Troux 2 years ago (edited)

"Sam Cinnamon" 😂😂 The secret alias of Powdered Toast Man!

2points

Poultry Geist 2 years ago

Man these people !

2points

ZAPanda 2 years ago

This is where you call some asshat's bluff.

0points

Chich 2 years ago

6points

Troux 2 years ago

Good god, it sounds like hyperbole. "That guy's so dumb, he would try to douse a fire with a box of grenades."

1point

Adél Gáspár 2 years ago

My favourite was when I worked in a Mexican kitchen and I asked the customer if she wanted beef or pork in her burrito, she said doesn't matter, it's the same animal anyway..facepalm

4points

Troux 2 years ago

Oh right...A wonderful, *magical* animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BZDZyRaGa8

1point

Lee 2 years ago

3points

Troux 2 years ago

2points

Liz the Wanderer 2 years ago

I've been an RN for 30 years. It has never been crazier dealing with the public. I gave up and retired. The world has gone stark raving mad. I feel for anyone working customer service.

2points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Boy could we tell each other some tales! Customer service has got to be the wort job on earth - but is is quite entertaining to overhear how stupid some (all?) people can be!

0points

Susan Trevaskis-Owen 2 years ago

2points

ZAPanda 2 years ago

2points

Kate Jones 2 years ago

1point

IlovemydogShilo 2 years ago

A friend of mine who was working in a restaurant told me of a customer and a tourist came in and ordered a salad and then sent it back because "it wasn't cooked".

1point

AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

1point

Arthur Waite 2 years ago

I must say the pictures with each item were outstanding! - - - and the items were good, too.

1point

Sharon Madsen 2 years ago

Each and every one of these proves that the human race is going to h*ll in a handbasket....as my mama used to say.

0points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

0points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Strange but most of these are women, never find a man asking for something silly, oh No.

0points

Generic Username Here 2 years ago

At first I thought you ment it, and I was ready to downvote/reply angrily, and then I read it for real. Thank you. I will close the door on my way out, goodbye.

1point