Whats The Dumbest Thing You Did As A Kid?

The title says it all :)

I, myself have done a lot of things... drinking a monster energy when i was 8, drinking 2 shot glasses of Jagermeister when i was 12, and then cutting my hair(a random chunk) by myself when i was 7. i was a wild, as well as stupid and defiant kid.(I cut my hair again when i was 8, and i said "I thought you wouldn't be mad if i did it a second time!" yeeeeeah, i'm dumb for that.... OH and dont forget eating a whole box of Marzipan and being hungover on sugar! (which resulted in a sunday morning of keeling over a toilet...)

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Mr. Derpy Dino

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Ok ok will u know this
So its 6th grade and me and will aka mrderpy dino grabd a fist full of jolly ranchers and we got cought

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Zane (still Zax-A-Dweeb)

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

ay! good times! (suspension wasnt good times though, but we had secret pockets, and we both escaped with one.)

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Royals, prime minister, brexit, royals, all of the cabinet bs, royals, all your rubbish oh and did I say royals?

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Ah we hear the exact SAME, plus our own bs

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Ik I said royals thrice - that was the idea.... uh maybe but we have to hear all about the US so we get to know about both places being messed up lol

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Poor you! I'd say at least you're not living in Eton mess but I realise how awful you lot have it.

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago (edited)

Lol okay

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Eeeewwwww XD

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Lol that's all that matters in the end

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Zax-A-Dweeb (Submission author) 3 years ago

true!

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Doggo Froggo (account no. 2) 3 years ago

My google account is unusable now, btw. Sssooo if you wanna email me use my new contact details.

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

wait yall rllly know each other?

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I rubbed a melted candle, medicine, lotion, paint and my dog on the new couch
I also did a fashion show on my birthday ( 4/15) for my hamster....

my family ate him later when he died

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Galactic wolf Of the nebula

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bad things to get hurt
roast random people but only if they were in my house
JAM/VIBE to MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY i'd pick my way
be a BOSS BIC-H like doja cat cuz im bossy but im also a bic-h
chewed on chewing stuf thats not gum
keep chewing my tastles gum for like 4 hrs
try to do the "rEnEgAdE" but always fail cuz i dont even know the dance
look at my poop and pee before i flush and watch it go down
twerk with my grandma but if my mom saw us then we would say we was workin out(twerkin out)but now my dont see us
ALL THESE I STIL DO CUZ IM A KID

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bon bon purple boi

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Well...... i was told not to go by the stairs when we had just moved in to the new house. I jot only went to the stairs, i took my bike androde it down the stairs. I think the words i say after say it all. "Mommy, i should have listened to you!" I was 3 or 4.

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Micheal Jordan

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One time i ate my brothers pet lizard when i was 5. He thought it had escaped so i made a fake one and put it in the tank. I also heated up my moms sprite in the microwave when i was 6. i am actually 9 now and i still do not know any better

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